Oh the humanity. (or hummer depending on your point of view)

[McDuck]

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Suzuki-GS-850-criuser_W0QQcmdZViewItemQQcategoryZ6027QQihZ003QQi temZ130195200792QQrdZ1QQsspagenameZWDVW
Sadly there is probably a good bike under there.

[hazard02]

What the hell is that? Is the engine in there or is it some kind of foward mounted car boot? If nothing else its a brilliant anti-theft device; no-one in their right mind would steal it.

[FilthyLuka]

Sweet mercifull crap! MY EYES!

[90s]

Beauty in the eye of the beholder I guess ... the dude think someone will love it enough to polish it.

Me, I'd set it on fire.

[Nagash]

Maybe it's one of the aquatic vehicles that subs up as a boat?

That thing would have some wicked aero-dynamics.

[mitchilin]

I think it's some training device for practicing stoppies

[Roki_nz]

Yuk I think I was just sick and $500 USD I don’t think its worth that for scrap

[Waylander]

I don't think that guy quite grasps the concept of a bike being a penile enhancement...