What's up with the general population of Forum Flamers?

[delusionz]

This is gonna get me burned by 99.9% of KB but I don't give a shit.

Seriously, General Bike ravings... I'm sorry but I don't see how every man and his dog dissing other bikers one thread after another belongs anywhere other than PD if not on another site.

One doesn't equal All.
There are just as many dickheads on sports bikes.
Sports or Cruiser, You're probably still a 50+ year old wrinkled shit in a midlife crisis.
The jokes are just as old as you.

[Str8 Jacket]

Seriously dude..... Its only the internet. No really!!! I would take alot of the crap on here with a grain of salt. Lifes alot more than KB! :yes:

[Finn]

This should be good.

[kiwifruit]

2007 Kawasaki GPX250Rs are dumb

[Tank]

2007 Kawasaki GPX250Rs are dumb

and are ridden by 50+ year old wrinkled shits suffing from a midlife crisis

[Hitcher]

One wonders quite what the proposition in the initial post is.

One does, however, detect Troll odours...

[merv]

This is gonna get me burned by 99.9% of KB but I don't give a shit.

Seriously, General Bike ravings... I'm sorry but I don't see how every man and his dog dissing other bikers one thread after another belongs anywhere other than PD if not on another site.

One doesn't equal All.
There are just as many dickheads on sports bikes.
Sports or Cruiser, You're probably still a 50+ year old wrinkled shit in a midlife crisis.
The jokes are just as old as you.

So what got you started on this?

[dmouse]

i totaly aggree there is too much agro over what bike you have or have not its worse than the ford holden jappa piss on the honda chev thing why cant we raise ourselves above this shit and be just bikers who enjoy there bike and appreciate others fuk a little tolerance goes a long way in my book.
and what does age have to do with it old bert wasnt a spring chicken when he broke the record was he so where that comes from i dunno or is it a case of im not happy with what i bought so you take your attitude out on all other bikers to feel better or maybe bigger to get even or your rocks off !!!

[Steam]

Just the kind of lame whining post you'd expect from a Kawasaki rider.


Oh, wait, no...

[Finn]

Just the kind of lame whining post you'd expect from a Kawasaki rider.


Oh, wait, no...

At least his one is from this decade.

[The Pastor]

if your bike doesnt have USD forks, it just dosent deserve to be on the road. Its that simple.

[Lissa]

Seriously dude..... Its only the internet. No really!!! I would take alot of the crap on here with a grain of salt. Lifes alot more than KB! :yes:
OMG I agree with Hels! :crazy:

[Str8 Jacket]

OMG I agree with Hels! :crazy:

Look, I dont care what you think of me. Its just the internet - OK?! :rolleyes:

[merv]

OMG I agree with Hels! :crazy:


:hug: woohoo we have harmony in the world :beer:

[dmouse]

Look, I dont care what you think of me. Its just the internet - OK?! :rolleyes:

maybe so but the opinion of many people being spread so far even beyond NZ lets people see us what we are and our ideas, and then we are treated from the opinions of others he say she say goes a long way and causes a lot of damage even if its only heresay, many a life has been lost for nothing but a rumour and a quiet whisper soon becomes a shout of the masses.

[MSTRS]

Ohhh, ohhhh...I know - someone got beaten by a Honaha GN250 Sportscruiser ridden by a girl, :girlfight:, and then got his hand smacked (by his other one) when he got fresh.
:chase:

[Coldrider]

Nah, I think he fall off his motorbike and hurt himself.

[gijoe1313]

I think there needs to be a special wave for not waving ... and if the person waves due to you waving, you should burn them or shoot the f**k ... :whistle:

[Mental Trousers]

Haven't seen a good flame war for quite a long time now. Nothing quite like a week long vein popper to liven things up.

[Ixion]

Eet iz cus I eez black, eeznt eet ?

[Lissa]

Look, I dont care what you think of me. Its just the internet - OK?! :rolleyes:
Me neither Hels!!! :)

I think of kb as a place to hang out and make fun of the friends I know from KB. In real life, I wont dare say half the stuff I do. :innocent:

[avgas]

Hence why i ride a motorbike.
I feel the road is already got more squids than the ocean, i do not wish to contribute to that mess.
But yes the GPX was a funny little 250.

[Harry33]

Hell I don't even like bikes, I came here for the porn.

[Kittyhawk]

This is gonna get me burned by 99.9% of KB but I don't give a shit.

Seriously, General Bike ravings... I'm sorry but I don't see how every man and his dog dissing other bikers one thread after another belongs anywhere other than PD if not on another site.

One doesn't equal All.
There are just as many dickheads on sports bikes.
Sports or Cruiser, You're probably still a 50+ year old wrinkled shit in a midlife crisis.
The jokes are just as old as you.

Get a real bike 250s are equivalent to minimotos..small, gutless and have no balls.

[Finn]

Haven't seen a good flame war for quite a long time now. Nothing quite like a week long vein popper to liven things up.

We're not allowed to. The rules say so.

It's a bitch, I know.

[ManDownUnder]

2007 Kawasaki GPX250Rs are dumb

Yeah and RF's suck! ...oh shit... 'ang on!

[Str8 Jacket]

I think of kb as a place to hang out and make fun of the friends I know from KB. In real life, I wont dare say half the stuff I do. :innocent:

You see, that's wher your going wrong! I see KB as a place to take the piss out of as many people as I can, all for my own personal entertainment. It's much more fun! :devil2:

[RC1]

Hell I don't even like bikes, I came here for the porn.

:woohoo: wheres the PORN :wait: :wait:

[Nagash]

Nothing like a good piss-take amoung people you've never met aye?

But people should really stop taking all the shite so seriously, it's an inter-web forum! No one actually has any clue what they're on about so you may aswell just pile more manure onto the fire.

[RC1]

you could always go to a KAWASAKI site where your other " FRIEND" is

[Badjelly]

i totaly aggree there is too much agro over what bike you have or have not its worse than the ford holden jappa piss on the honda chev thing why cant we raise ourselves above this shit and be just bikers who enjoy there bike and appreciate others fuk a little tolerance goes a long way in my book.
and what does age have to do with it old bert wasnt a spring chicken when he broke the record was he so where that comes from i dunno or is it a case of im not happy with what i bought so you take your attitude out on all other bikers to feel better or maybe bigger to get even or your rocks off !!!
There must be some mistake: you put a full stop in your post!

[Mrs Busa Pete]

Yep but at least the old farts still have most of there skin on and arn't layed up in hospital or are you out now.

[tri boy]

You're probably still a 50+ year old wrinkled shit in a midlife crisis.
The jokes are just as old as you.

Hey, I havn't reached 50 yet. Looking forward to being old an wrinkled, and yelling at snotty nosed 20somethings to "Get A Job Ya F**k'n Retard"
Hang on, I do that now.
Youth is wasted on the youth.:yes:

[delusionz]

My point is this - Just because you ride a sports bike doesn't make you anything more than what you were with no bike (Infact potentially less). You're not king shit, your just another person on a bike.

Your 200HP or your 240kph overtaking capability doesn't make your cock any larger.

Other motorcyclists deserve just as much respect as you.

Yeah, Take the piss out of my ride, so what? I'm still a biker and will always be an enthusiast of all motorbikes and thats why I participate in this forum as a whole and not just to jump on the bandwagon of bullshit.

I don't even ride a cruiser or a sports bike and if I did I would still take this position.

Doesn't make any sense to me to give other bikers shit based on the style of bike they ride when we're all in this for the same reason right? We just wanna ride?

[Ixion]

Hey, I havn't reached 50 yet. Looking forward to being old an wrinkled, and yelling at snotty nosed 20somethings to "Get A Job Ya F**k'n Retard"
Hang on, I do that now.
Youth is wasted on the youth.:yes:

Long haired. Y' left out longhaired. And "get a haircut". Also "speak up. Stop mumbling" .

[Ixion]

..
Your 200HP or your 240kph overtaking capability doesn't make your cock any larger.

..

Actually , according to Einstein, going faster DOES make y' cock bigger .

[Riff Raff]

My opinion isn't worth diddly squat as I'm not able to ride currently.

[Mental Trousers]

We're not allowed to. The rules say so.

It's a bitch, I know.
Yep.

Finn, start a website called flamewar.com where you have to argue or you get kicked out

[Tank]

Actually , according to Einstein, going faster DOES make y' cock bigger .

Its true - unfortuantely the opposite applies also. I'm a really slow rider and I got a absolutely tiny cock.

[koba]

My point is this - Just because you ride a sports bike doesn't make you anything more than what you were with no bike (Infact potentially less). You're not king shit, your just another person on a bike.

Your 200HP or your 240kph overtaking capability doesn't make your cock any larger.

Other motorcyclists deserve just as much respect as you.

Yeah, Take the piss out of my ride, so what? I'm still a biker and will always be an enthusiast of all motorbikes and thats why I participate in this forum as a whole and not just to jump on the bandwagon of bullshit.

I don't even ride a cruiser or a sports bike and if I did I would still take this position.

Doesn't make any sense to me to give other bikers shit based on the style of bike they ride when we're all in this for the same reason right? We just wanna ride?

It's just like when there is one person in the room not totally high!
Just dont quite get it do ya?:whocares:


Kawasakis are ok, but those Hondas are the Gheyest!

[007XX]

Yep.

Finn, start a website called flamewar.com where you have to argue or you get kicked out

Oh dang!! No please, don't...I have trouble enough not being on here 24/7 :p

[Virago]

Actually , according to Einstein, going faster DOES make y' cock bigger .

So what happens when it goes into a black hole...?

[Finn]

So what happens when it goes into a black hole...?

Shit happens.

[Swoop]

Oh dang!! No please, don't...I have trouble enough not being on here 24/7 :p
Typical of the youth of today... No staying power!:spanking:

[007XX]

Typical of the youth of today... No staying power!:spanking:

Typical of the older generation...total assumption with no proof to substanciate it! :rolleyes:

Predictable stereotype anyone?
:nya:

[Str8 Jacket]

Typical of the older generation...total assumption with no proof to substanciate it! :rolleyes:

Predictable stereotype anyone?
:nya:

For gods sake woman, why arent you in the bloody kitchen?!

[007XX]

For gods sake woman, why arent you in the bloody kitchen?!

Cos there ain't enough room with you already in it!

[Str8 Jacket]

Cos there ain't enough room with you already in it!

Hey, its not my fault.... Its the jean's. You see there cruiser jeans not sports jeans so they *make* my bum look fat.... Dont you know anything!

[MadDuck]

Sports or Cruiser, You're probably still a 50+ year old wrinkled shit in a midlife crisis.

hahahaha....yes that sounds so much like me :eek:

[007XX]

Hey, its not my fault.... Its the jean's. You see there cruiser jeans not sports jeans so they *make* my bum look fat.... Dont you know anything!

Oh you have no idea how much I know, sweetpea! :devil2:

[Steam]

I'm amazed this thread has lasted for three and a half hours now without being PD'd.

[Hitcher]

Oh dang!! No please, don't...I have trouble enough not being on here 24/7

No you don't...

[Maha]

Yep but at least the old farts still have most of there skin on and arn't layed up in hospital or are you out now.

Even if the skin is gathered and stapled into posistion, Otara nip/tuck styles bro!...:(


Oh you have no idea how much I know, sweetpea! :devil2:

Sweetpea??.... wow you have a mouth on ya 'V'.....:girlfight:

[007XX]

No you don't...

I like to keep up the pretence I am actually doing something valuable of my life! Humour me, will you?


Sweetpea??.... wow you have a mouth on ya 'V'.....:girlfight:

Never had any complaints before! :blip:

Eh, I ride a HONDA...watcha gonna do 'bout it eh? :shake:

[avgas]

Your 200HP or your 240kph overtaking capability doesn't make your cock any larger.
I hear it makes your balls bigger?

[Maha]

I like to keep up the pretence I am actually doing something valuable of my life! Humour me, will you?



Never had any complaints before! :blip:

Eh, I ride a HONDA...watcha gonna do 'bout it eh? :shake:

I love Honda's (well some) i love Cruisers (well some) i love those who wave (well some) just hate those fucken' whinny little Kawasaki shitters is all..:weep:

[avgas]

Are quads allowed on this forum?

[merv]

Hell I don't even like bikes, I came here for the porn.

Crikey, so you'd be disappointed then :rolleyes:

[merv]

My point is this - Just because you ride a sports bike doesn't make you anything more than what you were with no bike (Infact potentially less). You're not king shit, your just another person on a bike.

I don't even ride a cruiser or a sports bike and if I did I would still take this position.


Isn't the GPX a sports bike anyway, just happens to be an old design and a small one compared to the latest shit.

[paturoa]

Are quads allowed on this forum?

Nope, too close to a cage, however I once saw a thread by a mid-life crisis type (can't comment about the wrinkly bit) about threesomes.

[fireball]

For gods sake woman, why arent you in the bloody kitchen?!


Cos there ain't enough room with you already in it!


you can both cook me some eggs then!

IM HUNGRY

[FJRider]

2007 Kawasaki GPX250Rs are dumb

Suggestion for ALL... comments made by KB'rs who will not state WHAT they ride, or what AREA they currently live in, MAY lack credibility. Especially those with 1000's of posts.

[Usarka]

Suggestion for ALL... comments made by KB'rs who will not state WHAT they ride, or what AREA they currently live in, MAY lack credibility. Especially those with 1000's of posts.

Bahahahahhaaaa said the person with 70 posts riding a FJ from alexandra! :killingme

[kiwifruit]

Suggestion for ALL... comments made by KB'rs who will not state WHAT they ride, or what AREA they currently live in, MAY lack credibility. Especially those with 1000's of posts.

excuuuuse me, i ride trUde and i live on the perimeter :whocares:

[McJim]

I remember being new to the forum too. I thought all these people are really angry at one another. Then I found out they knew each other in real life and were taking the piss on line for fun.

We need a good flame war to break the montony though...

[saul]

excuuuuse me, i ride trUde and i live on the perimeter :whocares:


You my friend are a monstar:niceone:

[Usarka]

I remember being new to the forum too. I thought all these people are really angry at one another. Then I found out they knew each other in real life and were taking the piss on line for fun.

We need a good flame war to break the montony though...

shut the fuck up

[FJRider]

excuuuuse me, i ride trUde and i live on the perimeter :whocares:

They do say... if you're not living on the edge, you're taking up space

[fireball]

Bahahahahhaaaa said the person with 70 posts riding a FJ from alexandra! :killingme

YOU SIR SHUT YOUR MOUTH!

nothing wrong with alex i grew up there, the sheep are sexy, the water oh so blue and mum said my "twitch" is normal

[homer]

um

yeah well , so there we have it
why dosnt everyone just get the fuck on with life
I agree about the whole nit and nat about what your riding or should be riding
at the end of the day arnt we all better that we actually get out there and ride the damn bike
After all some people would get on a bike and decide thats its not there place at all ,so back to the cage for them .

The forums a great place and i think more should be going in to help for some that ask instead of abuse

[FJRider]

YOU SIR SHUT YOUR MOUTH!

nothing wrong with alex i grew up there, the sheep are sexy, the water oh so blue and mum said my "twitch" is normal

Its been a while since you were here then ??? Sheep are dissappearing... Grapes are the go. End product aint bad (in most cases) The woolly feel in your mouth in the morning (usually) isn't wool.

[Skyryder]

Haven't seen a good flame war for quite a long time now. Nothing quite like a week long vein popper to liven things up.

I'm on 'fucking' holiday. But I got another alias cooking. A real doosy.

Problem is it's against the rules but at my age who fucking cares.

Skyryder

[Clivoris]

i live on the perimeter :whocares:

Is a perimeter like a perenium but bigger? I hear that it's a tough neighbourhood. A slip of the tongue can get you in the shit.:pinch:

[Richard Mc F]

Eet iz cus I eez black, eeznt eet ?

Is 'cause I is black .......Sasha Baron Cohen.........fuckin' genius

[Richard Mc F]

oops should I have rude ?

[Fatjim]

One should never critisise people from a position of weakness.

Riding a gpx250 is a position of weakness.

[007XX]

you can both cook me some eggs then!

IM HUNGRY

I'm sorry...what??? All I heard was a non consequencial murmur in the background from a demanding midget :whistle:



nothing wrong with alex i grew up there, the sheep are sexy, the water oh so blue and mum said my "twitch" is normal

That explains a few things :devil2: :laugh:

[idb]

Actually , according to Einstein, going faster DOES make y' cock bigger .

I thought it made your cock go back in time.
Maybe to a time when other giant serpents ruled the earth...

[idb]

i totaly aggree there is too much agro over what bike you have or have not ........ old bert wasnt a spring chicken when he broke the record was he ......

Yeah, but he wasn't on a Harley so he's OK.

[idb]

I hear it makes your balls bigger?

If you open your mouth at 240k it can.

[MSTRS]

If you open your mouth at 240k it can.

Depends on the strength of your trouser stitching

[fireball]

I'm sorry...what??? All I heard was a non consequential murmur in the background from a demanding midget :whistle:

That explains a few things :devil2: :laugh:
(your spelling tut tut tut)
its ok my mum says im special! and LilSel still loves me :lol:

[007XX]

(your spelling tut tut tut)


Bite me! Right there....yes, no hang on...a bit more to the left, aaaahhh, yeah, that's it!!! :nya:

And of course we love you :hug:

[skidMark]

One wonders quite what the proposition in the initial post is.

One does, however, detect Troll odours...


Sorry for the delay there was a cookie and it looked so tasty so i hit in the corner nibbling.

[Mikkel]

Is a perimeter like a perenium but bigger? I hear that it's a tough neighbourhood. A slip of the tongue can get you in the shit.:pinch:

Pure gold! :clap:


I thought it made your cock go back in time.
Maybe to a time when other giant serpents ruled the earth...

No actually it works the other way around... High speeds will introduce Lorentz contraction (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special_relativity#Time_dilation_and_length_contra ction) as described in the special theory of relativity.
So actually - the faster you go the shorter your cock will seem to be.

[idb]

No actually it works the other way around... High speeds will introduce Lorentz contraction (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special_relativity#Time_dilation_and_length_contra ction) as described in the special theory of relativity.
So actually - the faster you go the shorter your cock will seem to be.

That explains so much...I wish I'd known that years ago!!!

[avgas]

Its been a while since you were here then ??? Sheep are dissappearing... Grapes are the go. End product aint bad (in most cases) The woolly feel in your mouth in the morning (usually) isn't wool.
Don't worry it could be worse.......Clyde

[avgas]

If you open your mouth at 240k it can.
Nah that is sales school 101, big balls = mouth opening at 240Kph = bullshit = sales.

[mynameis]

There's a old short guy on here, he's name is Finn. He's funny you should read his posts and you'll lighten up. He rides a repsol thou. :lol:

[gijoe1313]

I remember being new to the forum too. I thought all these people are really angry at one another. Then I found out they knew each other in real life and were taking the piss on line for fun.

We need a good flame war to break the montony though...

Oi, you daft scottish prick! Shut your gob hole and eat your filthy rotten haggis in the corner like a good boy, and while yer at it, get those electrikical thingabubs sorted on your Ducrappi okay?

Sheesh, anyone would have thought you went away! :whistle: :msn-wink:

PS - Look out for sumthin' in the post ... like a letter bomb or summit ...

[McJim]

Oi, you daft scottish prick! Shut your gob hole and eat your filthy rotten haggis in the corner like a good boy, and while yer at it, get those electrikical thingabubs sorted on your Ducrappi okay?

Sheesh, anyone would have thought you went away! :whistle: :msn-wink:

PS - Look out for sumthin' in the post ... like a letter bomb or summit ...
Ever thought of posting yourself down here? We could do with a nutter like you in the sunny south.

[gijoe1313]

Ever thought of posting yourself down here? We could do with a nutter like you in the sunny south.

Well you leaving for the South Island raised the IQ levels on both sides of them! :psst::nya:

Unfortunamately my filial duties to my farmily precruded me from paddling across to your neck of the woods justs so I can give you the learn! :oi-grr:

I swear you are just like Julie Andrews in the "Hills are alive with the sound of music" scene, just you got the loud cans and the dunka-dunka chunka-chunka sounds of the Duchess chokking through the South Isles!

[RT527]

Hey I have upside down forks...............mind coming over and helping me put it right side up...its a bit heavy :woohoo::eek::stupid:

[gijoe1313]

Hey I have upside down forks...............mind coming over and helping me put it right side up...its a bit heavy :woohoo::eek::stupid:

Thats not what you want to do! (Harry Enfield accent)

You want to mount it sideways like! Make sure the leaning motion is counterbated by having the suspension forks done that way, no wait, you got it all wrong! It should be left side up spoons! Because you need a full set to be properly equipped don't you see!

[RT527]

:doh::eek::stupid:

Ha de Har Har

[scracha]

Oi, you daft scottish prick! Shut your gob hole and eat your filthy rotten haggis in the corner like a good boy, and while yer at it, get those electrikical thingabubs sorted on your Ducrappi okay?
...

Sure you've got the correct Scotsman and the correct Ducrappi?

[Mikkel]

Srsly GTFO n00bs!

[Bass]

No actually it works the other way around... High speeds will introduce Lorentz contraction (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special_relativity#Time_dilation_and_length_contra ction) as described in the special theory of relativity.
So actually - the faster you go the shorter your cock will seem to be.

True, but its mass increases.
So you wind up with this incredibly heavy dick, that you struggle to find.
Worse than that, if you do manage to find it, it is so heavy that it pulls you face first into the bog everytime you take a leak.

[idb]

True, but its mass increases.
So you wind up with this incredibly heavy dick, that you struggle to find.
Worse than that, if you do manage to find it, it is so heavy that it pulls you face first into the bog everytime you take a leak.

Clearly another reason to slow down.
They don't mention that on the telly ads or roadside billboards.

[Mikkel]

True, but its mass increases.
So you wind up with this incredibly heavy dick, that you struggle to find.
Worse than that, if you do manage to find it, it is so heavy that it pulls you face first into the bog everytime you take a leak.

On the other hand - the time dilation might solve your problems with pre-mature ejaculation!

Also, I hope you don't mind your dick turning blue - because that'll be what it looks like to the observer you're moving towards due to the doppler shift.

[Hitcher]

On the other hand - the time dilation might solve your problems with pre-mature ejaculation!

There was a young fellow of Kent
Whose prick was so long it was bent,
So to save himself trouble
He put it in double,
And instead of coming he went.

There was a young fellow named Fisk
A swordsman, exceedingly brisk
So fast was his action
The Lorentz contraction
Compressed his foil to a disc.

If inside a circle a line
Hits the centre and goes spine to spine
And the line's length is d
the circumference will be
d times 3.14159.

[jrandom]

Two can play at that game, Mister Hitcher Sir.

A woman in liquor production
Owns a still of exquisite construction.
The alcohol boils
Through magnetic coils.
She says that it's "proof by induction."

[Bass]

A dapper young lad from Solencil,
Had a tool that was thin as a pencil.
Well, it went through an actress,
Two sheets and a mattress,
And shattered the bedroom utencil





Now that must have been really fast.......relatively speaking

[Hitcher]

There was a young lady named Bright
Whose speed was much faster than light.
She set out one day,
in a relative way,
And returned on the previous night.


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[Bass]

There was a young lady named Bright
Whose speed was much faster than light.
She set out one day,
in a relative way,
And returned on the previous night.


You win.
Einstein would be proud (and probably Ixion too since he has diverted us light years from the original topic)

[Badjelly]

and probably Ixion too since he has diverted us light years from the original topic
Which was?

[gijoe1313]

Sure you've got the correct Scotsman and the correct Ducrappi?

Lor'n'beggorah! Awae wiv'ye! Blardy girly kilt wearing, claymore yippee yi yippee yay flamenco dancing, salt on porridge with a thistle on top scoffing, tight as a virgin nun's arse, drenched in liquid sunshine, ladle an accent so thick its like treacle blardy Scotsgit!

'sides, I hear your Ducrappi is like a Gixxer at the moment, on its side and wondering where all the bits went! :msn-wink:

[325rocket]

Your 200HP or your 240kph overtaking capability doesn't make your cock any larger.


say it ain't so! now whats the incentive to get a bigger bike??

[Mikkel]

Einstein would be proud

Get a grip! Hitcher has lost the bloody plot with that one... one of the important points in the theories of relativity is that NOTHING can exceed the speed of light in vacuum. :mad:

[Usarka]

My cat moves pretty fast when i try to vacuum it.....

Alfred Einstein would be amazed.

[Bass]

one of the important points in the theories of relativity is that NOTHING can exceed the speed of light in vacuum. :mad:

Ummmm.... I seem to recall a physics lecturer pointing out that Maxwell's equations were symmetrical and asymptotic to c (lightspeed) from both directions. So basically they don't say that you can't go faster than light, only that if you happen to be exceeding lightspeed, you can't slow down below it.

So I guess what this means is that if you have a REALLY grunty bike, the brakes are of no use, no matter how good they are and that none of it does anything useful for the size of your dick.

[Bass]

My cat moves pretty fast when i try to vacuum it.....

Alfred Einstein would be amazed.

It's either Albert Einstein or Alfred E Neuman - you will have to make a call here.

[Usarka]

It's either Albert Einstein or Alfred E Neuman - you will have to make a call here.

No shirt Shylock! :D

Although, I'm convinced Mad's fold-in page is actually a wormhole metaphor..... maybe they are the same person...?

[Mikkel]

Ummmm.... I seem to recall a physics lecturer pointing out that Maxwell's equations were symmetrical and asymptotic to c (lightspeed) from both directions. So basically they don't say that you can't go faster than light, only that if you happen to be exceeding lightspeed, you can't slow down below it.

You are of course well aware that, that is a mathematical abstraction and that in the physical world that solution is invalid. There are many other situations where the mathematics behind the physics allow for two (or more) solutions, where all but one solution has to be disregarded since they are not physically valid.

Besides, the Maxwell equations only consider electric and magnetic fields. When rewrite and combine the four equations you can get a set of 2nd order differential equations describing this propagation of these fields. These equations describe a harmonic waveform (i.e. sine/cosine functions) propagating at a speed c/n, where c is the speed of light and n is the refractive index of the material through which the fields travel (n=1 for vacuum). I could go on - but it's explained so very well in the annotations for "Irregular Webcomic - number 1420 (http://irregularwebcomic.net/1420.html)" that I'll just STFU now ;) (read it, it's seriously good)

[Bass]

You are of course well aware that, that is a mathematical abstraction and that in the physical world that solution is invalid.



I agree that this is pretty likely. Can you be sure however? Have you ever been there?
I am pretty confident that no matter how much work you have done on it, that your bike is not that grunty.

[Bass]

No shirt Shylock! :D

Although, I'm convinced Mad's fold-in page is actually a wormhole metaphor..... maybe they are the same person...?

So what are you saying here?
That Alfred went back in time by passing through a wormhole in the back page of a Mad magazine and emerged as Albert?

[Guitana]

say it ain't so! now whats the incentive to get a bigger bike??

Dont listen to him you get a bigger bike! But you might need a bigger set of balls to enable you to throw that big bike around!

[Gubb]

a = x
[true for some a's and x's]

a+a = a+x
[add a to both sides]

2a = a+x
[a+a = 2a]

2a-2x = a+x-2x
[subtract 2x from both sides]

2(a-x) = a+x-2x
[2a-2x = 2(a-x)]

2(a-x) = a-x
[x-2x = -x]

2 = 1
[divide both sides by a-x]

[Bass]

a = x
[true for some a's and x's]

a+a = a+x
[add a to both sides]

2a = a+x
[a+a = 2a]

2a-2x = a+x-2x
[subtract 2x from both sides]

2(a-x) = a+x-2x
[2a-2x = 2(a-x)]

2(a-x) = a-x
[x-2x = -x]

2 = 1
[divide both sides by a-x]

An oldie but a goodie.
The flaw is of course that if A = X then dividing by A-X is dividing by zero which is still undefined

[Number One]

:rolleyes::yawn:

original topic sounded interesting....:whistle:

[PrincessBandit]

My cat moves pretty fast when i try to vacuum it.....



My dog LOVES being vacuumed. What was the topic? Oh hell, now i'm gonna have to go back and read it. :blink:

[McJim]

:rolleyes::yawn:

original topic sounded interesting....:whistle:

Couldn't have been that interesting since we've all abandoned it! :rofl:

[Bass]

Seriously, General Bike ravings... I'm sorry but I don't see how every man and his dog dissing other bikers one thread after another belongs anywhere other than PD if not on another site.


Here you go.
Dunno what he was on about really.
I think he meant all the fun interesting bits

[Number One]

Couldn't have been that interesting since we've all abandoned it! :rofl:

Fair nuff :laugh: I didn't actually bother to read the first post... settings display most recent post first...saw those mathsy posts and last couple of competitive 'intellectual' ponderings and since I have a short attention span for that which bores me :bleh: I switched off and moved on...petticoats flying

[scracha]

Lor'n'beggorah! Awae wiv'ye! Blardy girly kilt wearing, claymore yippee yi yippee yay flamenco dancing, salt on porridge with a thistle on top scoffing, tight as a virgin nun's arse, drenched in liquid sunshine, ladle an accent so thick its like treacle blardy Scotsgit!

I must have missed that experience.



'sides, I hear your Ducrappi is like a Gixxer at the moment, on its side and wondering where all the bits went! :msn-wink:
My Ducarappi is running very nicely at the moment thankyou very much. It's more than likely to have been spazzer mechanic boy here fitting a fuel tank with crap in it.

[gijoe1313]

I must have missed that experience.


My Ducarappi is running very nicely at the moment thankyou very much. It's more than likely to have been spazzer mechanic boy here fitting a fuel tank with crap in it.

:angry2: This is meant to be a general dissing thread! How dare you sir be the model of modicum and general even temperament! Yer meant to be saying things like :

"Like, nuh-uh you chop-suey, noodle-slurping, toss your baby daughter down a drain, egg flied lice, dunny crouching, slant eyed, mathematically inclined, bad car parking, side to side road weaving, sing a song of cheech and chong, made in Hong Kong, tea guzzling, bribe taking, cellphone in the movie talking, sidewalk spitting, horse gambling, push to the front of the line taking, canary skinned, buck toothed, bounded feet, Pansy-Daffodil Wong politicking, squinty eyed (said twice for benefit of big eared gaijins, ruck you!) Ching, chong cooky boy Chinaman!" :oi-grr: I dunno ... you try and get a proper response and all you get is a "ow'd'ya do guv'nor" and tugging of the forelock! :stupid:

[scracha]

"Like, nuh-uh you chop-suey, noodle-slurping, toss your baby daughter down a drain, egg flied lice, dunny crouching, slant eyed, mathematically inclined, bad car parking, side to side road weaving, sing a song of cheech and chong, made in Hong Kong, tea guzzling, bribe taking, cellphone in the movie talking, sidewalk spitting, horse gambling, push to the front of the line taking, canary skinned, buck toothed, bounded feet, Pansy-Daffodil Wong politicking, squinty eyed (said twice for benefit of big eared gaijins, ruck you!) Ching, chong cooky boy Chinaman!" :oi-grr: I dunno ... you try and get a proper response and all you get is a "ow'd'ya do guv'nor" and tugging of the forelock! :stupid:

Go into pub, drink beer juice, repeat 5 times very quickly and very loudly... "I am a fat china"

[scracha]

My dog LOVES being vacuumed. What was the topic? Oh hell, now i'm gonna have to go back and read it. :blink:
I used to suck my dog off too. Much easier dealing with it at the source than trying to clean the mess off the carpet.

[avgas]

a = x
[true for some a's and x's]

a+a = a+x
[add a to both sides]

2a = a+x
[a+a = 2a]

2a-2x = a+x-2x
[subtract 2x from both sides]

2(a-x) = a+x-2x
[2a-2x = 2(a-x)]
[/B]
2(a-x) = a+x-2x

* a=x

0 = 0

Rule of thumb says that when considering variables, always assume they are different. Otherwise they cancel out pretty damn quick.