A baby's first visit to the doctor

[Sully60]

A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam.

The doctor arrived, and examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed?

'Breast-fed,? she replied.

'Well, strip down to your waist,' the doctor ordered.

She did. He pinched her nipples, pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for a while in a very professional and detailed examination.

Motioning to her to get dressed the doctor said, 'No wonder this baby is underweight. You don't have any milk.'

'I know,' she said, 'I'm his Grandma, but I'm glad I came.

[Str8 Jacket]

'I know,' she said, 'I'm his Grandma, but I'm glad I came.

Pun intended?.....

[Sully60]

Pun intended?.....

Yeah, but the past tense of cum, is it cummed?:confused:

[Drew]

Pun intended?.....

That easy for you too is it?

[Str8 Jacket]

Yeah, but the past tense of cum, is it cummed?:confused:


That easy for you too is it?

Dirty bloody men!.....

[Drew]

Yeah, but the past tense of cum, is it cummed?:confused:

'Fraid not, since 'came' is the past tense of 'come', not cum. The origin of which I dont mind saying, I'm scared to google.

[Sully60]

'Fraid not, since 'came' is the past tense of 'come', not cum. The origin of which I dont mind saying, I'm scared to google.

Dude, that's a seriously well thought out reply! Why are you so scared of google?

Here we go:

(v. and n.) seems to be a modern (by 1973) variant of the sexual sense of come that originated in pornographic writing, perhaps first in the noun sense. This "experience sexual orgasm" slang meaning of come (perhaps originally come off) is attested from 1650, in "Walking In A Meadowe Greene," in a folio of "loose songs" collected by Bishop Percy.
They lay soe close together, they made me much to wonder;
I knew not which was wether, until I saw her under.
Then off he came, and blusht for shame soe soon that he had endit;
Yet still she lies, and to him cryes, "one more and none can mend it."
As a noun meaning "semen or other product of orgasm" it is on record from the 1920s. The sexual cum seems to have no connection with L. cum, the preposition meaning "with, together with," which is occasionally used in English in local names of combined parishes or benifices (e.g. Chorlton-cum-Hardy), in popular Latin phrases (e.g. cum laude), or as a combining word to indicate a dual nature or function (e.g. slumber party-cum-bloodbath).

[Drew]

Dude, that's a seriously well thought out reply! Why are you so scared of google?

Here we go:

(v. and n.) seems to be a modern (by 1973) variant of the sexual sense of come that originated in pornographic writing, perhaps first in the noun sense. This "experience sexual orgasm" slang meaning of come (perhaps originally come off) is attested from 1650, in "Walking In A Meadowe Greene," in a folio of "loose songs" collected by Bishop Percy.
They lay soe close together, they made me much to wonder;
I knew not which was wether, until I saw her under.
Then off he came, and blusht for shame soe soon that he had endit;
Yet still she lies, and to him cryes, "one more and none can mend it."
As a noun meaning "semen or other product of orgasm" it is on record from the 1920s. The sexual cum seems to have no connection with L. cum, the preposition meaning "with, together with," which is occasionally used in English in local names of combined parishes or benifices (e.g. Chorlton-cum-Hardy), in popular Latin phrases (e.g. cum laude), or as a combining word to indicate a dual nature or function (e.g. slumber party-cum-bloodbath).


Find a few interesting pictures while ya hunted that down did ya?

[Sully60]

Find a few interesting pictures while ya hunted that down did ya?

It's all about the search, not the finding:msn-wink:

Couldn't find any good ones of you on google though, maybe it doesn't know everything afterall!:gob:

Oh! That's right I didn't type in "Rockstar":rolleyes: