Research shows....

[Big Dave]

The majority of problems on a motorcycle are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the seat.

[fozz rock]

:yes::yes::yes::yes:

[kiwifruit]

The majority of problems on a motorcycle are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the seat.

<img src="http://scottwax.com/rice/ratedr/attention%20whore3.jpg"/>

[FROSTY]

Confusion say--in order to gain more speed on racetrack -Tighten loose nut on top of bike

[scott2ride]

Hey Frosty. Quick Hijack here... but do you have any front stands left?

[DingoZ]

Confucious say - "Bike with USD Forks - Go Faster than Bike without"

[scott2ride]

Confusion say--in order to gain more speed on racetrack -Tighten loose nut on top of bike

I would have thought he'd say...
"in order to gain more speed on racetrack -Loosen the tight nut on top of bike"

[Mikkel]

Wrong thread BD... This belongs with all the other useless facts.

Useless, why you might ask, because none of the nuts will ever take it in.

[Blue Velvet]

Hey is this related to the computer problems caused by an error between the keyboard and chair?

[Big Dave]

attention whore!!
That picture says 'you're a stuck up c***!'

[dipshit]

"A tendency among riders is to absolve themselves of responsibility for their own safety. Instead, they blame external factors, such as road surfaces and other drivers, for imposing danger on them. It's very easy, especially when confident of your own skills, to scapegoat exterior variables rather than consider how you could ride more safely. Most riders believe their actions do not put them at risk. In their minds, their behaviour is not dangerous and their riding only becomes risky when a third party out of their control enters the equation. "

SuperBike magazine July 2007.

[Big Dave]

I was thinking like when you add NOS or a Turbo.

It's a joke. A pun and mildly amusing.

But I forgot - some people have to get all morbid and serious around here all the time.

I refuse.

[dipshit]

Oh........

[dipshit]

....... still

[jrandom]

stuck up c***!

That would be because his male member is so very, very large.

:yes:

[Big Dave]

That would be because his male member is so very, very large.

:yes:

sent by a 'fan'

http://www.medindia.com/news/British-Lasses-Think-Big-Of-The-Name-Dave-32273-1.htm

[jrandom]

http://www.medindia.com/news/British-Lasses-Think-Big-Of-The-Name-Dave-32273-1.htm

Well, maybe it was just a lack of lubrication...

[Big Dave]

Well, maybe it was just a lack of lubrication...

I believe everything I read on Indian web sites.

[jrandom]

I believe everything I read on Indian web sites.

I would never imply that you, sir, would be anything other than extremely well-lubricated.

[Conquiztador]

The majority of problems on a motorcycle are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the seat.

Wow!!! No wonder you have problems if your handelbars are fastened to the seat!!

[Big Dave]

Wow!!! No wonder you have problems if your handelbars are fastened to the seat!!

With your nuts.

[madandy]

I'm so happy my name made it onto the 'big' list :yes:
Loose nuts often bolt when threads get sticky...

[Conquiztador]

With your nuts.

Nope, not mine, they are securely here at an arms length away.

[Bonez]

More nuts on KB than on an oak tree.

[Big Dave]

More nuts on KB than on an oak tree.


Needs to go in the analogy thread

[Bonez]

Needs to go in the analogy threadWhat! You mean there's an aninome thread?

[Big Dog]

So you lot reckon you would be faster with some judicious applications of locktite (sp?) to the various places nuts are attached to seat and handlebars?

[Bonez]

So you lot reckon you would be faster with some judicious applications of locktite (sp?) to the various places nuts are attached to seat and handlebars?
Nah . The nuts wouldn't be able to let loose if they did that..............

[FJRider]

Confusion say--in order to gain more speed on racetrack -Tighten loose nut on top of bike

TWO BIGGER NUTS FITTED may have similar effect

[Bren]

So you lot reckon you would be faster with some judicious applications of locktite (sp?) to the various places nuts are attached to seat and handlebars?


no loctite on the nuts that connect to my seat please...(remembering that bloody dog on Joe Dirt)

[Bonez]

no loctite on the nuts that connect to my seat please...(remembering that bloody dog on Joe Dirt)
I'm surprised nylocks haven't been mentioned yet. The nuts guts of nuts.