I'm a Whore

[NC]

:innocent:

I used to speak clearly with a stutter, now I just mumble :bleh:


:shifty:


:banana: :banana: I'M A WHORE :banana: :banana:


It feels so wrong typing and reading that, most of the time I get called a Harlot...It doesn't sound as harsh...LOL

[Cajun]

good on ya Nc in a bloody short time as well

[NC]

What can I say? I have alot to say about nothing! :lol:

I'm sure Bonez and Hitcher would agree with that :laugh:

[Mr Skid]

Congratulations on your new found skankiness. :first:

[Cajun]

What can I say? I have alot to say about nothing! :lol:

I'm sure Bonez and Hitcher would agree with that :laugh:
i would second that also you are getting up there with saying lots with out saying much at all like blakmin

[Quasievil]

i would second that also you are getting up there with saying lots with out saying much at all like blakmin
And that guy whats his name ummmm errrr oh yes Cajun:shake:

[Cajun]

And that guy whats his name ummmm errrr oh yes Cajun:shake:
shut up you you live in skanktown central for nz, you are a SKANK

[NC]

i would second that also you are getting up there with saying lots with out saying much at all like blakmin


What can I say? It's a talent...:msn-wink:

[Cajun]

What can I say? It's a talent...:msn-wink:
hahahah good on ya

[Vagabond]

:innocent:




:banana: :banana: I'M A WHORE :banana: :banana:


:devil2: Upper class or can a Layman like me afford you ?

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[Devil]

Now that you've hit that target, you can aim for quality, instead of quantity.

/me goes back to curing the grumps with coke.

[NC]

:devil2: Upper class or can a Layman like me afford you ?

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


:crazy:

If you buy me a new bike, i'll think about it :killingme

[Hitcher]

I'M A WHORE
Another personal milestone reached...

[NC]

Now that you've hit that target, you can aim for quality, instead of quantity.

/me goes back to curing the grumps with coke.
Maybe cause of the coke you have the grumps, caffine intolerance?

[NC]

Another personal milestone reached...
Mum was right then, she always thought I was a Whore :(

[Blakamin]

:banana: :banana: I'M A WHORE :banana: :banana:


Dunno if I should congratulate you or not :crazy:

and for everyone that doesn't like it :wavey:









i know, you were waiting for a finger








:bleh:

[NC]

Dunno if I should congratulate you or not :crazy:

and for everyone that doesn't like it :wavey:









i know, you were waiting for a finger








:bleh:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :laugh:

[Hitcher]

You two should get a room...

[Joni]

Congrats NC30!!! :niceone:

[Blakamin]

You two should get a room...
why do people keep saying that?????


some peeps have no sense of humour!

[toads]

congrats NC30, you did it all so quickly too!, well done. :)

[NC]

Congrats NC30!!! :niceone:
Fanks, babe :hug:

[duckman]

Congrats on the new status - I knew you could do it!! :Punk:

[NC]

You two should get a room...
If we do, do you wanna join us?

Remember, if you look him in the eye, you have made it personal. And you don't have to touch him...



:killingme

[NC]

Congrats on the new status - I knew you could do it!! :Punk:
:D Thanks!

*Gives the duckie mash*

[Blakamin]

If we do, do you wanna join us?

Remember, if you look him in the eye, you have made it personal. And you don't have to touch him...



:killingme
:wacko: :killingme :killingme :killingme :killingme

that is seriously scarey!

[NC]

:wacko: :killingme :killingme :killingme :killingme


I'm scared to respond to your posts now....

Maybe I should just respond to my own, no confusions that way :crazy:

[Blakamin]

I'm scared to respond to your posts now....

Maybe I should just respond to my own, no confusions that way :crazy:
sorry... just thought that that was so sick it was funny :Oops:

[MrMelon]

Holy shit, what a machine! :D

[NC]

sorry... just thought that that was so sick it was funny :Oops:


:lol: Narh, your'll right... I was beening sarcastic..should have added some emoticons :p

It was from a conversation I was having with two mates a while ago about having a 3some with a chick and two guys and not looking the guy in the eye cause they would get all flacid... We were in hysterics over it.
And it was the only semi-nice thing I could come up with in responce to Hitchers post.

Ah I'm bloody glad I don't post all the shit that pops into my head... Have all the oldies zimmer frames buckling..:killingme

[NC]

Holy shit, what a machine! :D
That's "Whore Machine" too you buddy :msn-wink: :killingme

[Riff Raff]

Congratulations. I have aspirations of being a whore one day too. :blink: Now I never thought I'd ever say that!!! :Punk:

[Blakamin]

Congratulations. I have aspirations of being a whore one day too. :blink: Now I never thought I'd ever say that!!! :Punk:
Maybe I should write a step-by-step guide <_<

[Ghost Lemur]

Maybe I should write a step-by-step guide <_<

Maybe you should ride more, write less. :kick:

Congrats nc30, how's the progress on the sp1 coming. I garantee the second you get that baby you're whoreness will subside (although a duc hasn't seemed to help Blakamin any). :D

[riffer]

Well done NC.

Looking forward to the next 1000. You should have heaps to talk about, what with coming down to NZ's finest city tomorrow and all.

See you on the roads. Maybe some Sunday on the Rimutaka hill?

I'm in Upper Hutt. Stop by some time and say hi.

[riffer]

Maybe you should ride more, write less. :kick:
Ah, but maybe Blakamin has discovered that the more you ride, the closer you are to that $500 service.

The joys of Ducati ownership! :bash:

[Hitcher]

Maybe I should write a step-by-step guide
I thought you had -- 2,100 steps worth...

[Slipstream]

:banana: :banana: I'M A WHORE :banana: :banana:



Congrats on becoming a Whore-de-culturist.

:banana:

[Slipstream]

....It just doesn't seem right to congratulate someone becoming a whore :o

[Blakamin]

Maybe you should ride more, write less. :kick:


I cant help it if I HAVE to go to work..

[NC]

Well done NC.

Looking forward to the next 1000. You should have heaps to talk about, what with coming down to NZ's finest city tomorrow and all.

See you on the roads. Maybe some Sunday on the Rimutaka hill?

I'm in Upper Hutt. Stop by some time and say hi.

Kewl :)

Yah, for some odd reason I'm a lil nervous about the ride down tomorrow. I'm sure I'll be sweet as :)

[NC]

....It just doesn't seem right to congratulate someone becoming a whore :o
I like to call people whores, but not congratulate them :killingme

[Jamezo]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :laugh:

look at this! LOOK AT THIS! this is how you get to whore-status so fast!

posts of nothing but smileys!

[Mrs. Lovejoy] won't somebody please think of the children! [/Mrs. Lovejoy]

[NC]

look at this! LOOK AT THIS! this is how you get to whore-status so fast!

posts of nothing but smileys!

[Mrs. Lovejoy] won't somebody please think of the children! [/Mrs. Lovejoy]


:shutup: Shooosh, my secrets :pinch:

[Riff Raff]

:shutup: Shooosh, my secrets :pinch:

Aha :banana: :cool: :bleh:

[Riff Raff]

And what the hell, another meaningless post to add to my tally cos I'm so bored at work!
:headbang: :shifty:

[Blakamin]

Ah, but maybe Blakamin has discovered that the more you ride, the closer you are to that $500 service.

The joys of Ducati ownership! :bash:
grrrrrr....... I do my OWN service TYVM!!! :mad:


Just gave her an oil & filter change, checked the belt tensions and gave it a good clean.. 3 toothbrushes :bye:
might pay to look at a Duc, Cn6.... real easy to work on... all ya need is some feeler guages, coupla sockets and a set of allen keys..
dont have ta pull a trillion things off to check the valve clearance either!! :msn-wink: :beer:

[Storm]

Its good to see you are not at all touchy about Duc servicing there BK :eek: :angry2:

[Storm]

Congratulations to the newest member of the 1000 club- there, see I was polite about it :spudwave:

[Paul in NZ]

[QUOTE=NC30_chickAh I'm bloody glad I don't post all the shit that pops into my head... Have all the oldies zimmer frames buckling..:killingme[/QUOTE]

Jeeze I'm glad I never met you a few hundred years back

At my age (thankfully) the little common sense filter finally drops in 50% of the time when my gob opens. When I was younger... Well.... Lets just say there is a time of my life where I just don't have any old friends (ah hem)

Paul N

[Ms Piggy]

:banana: :banana: I'M A WHORE :banana: :banana:




It's so good to have another WHORE in the family. :niceone:

[Al]

Wooo Haaa, you go girl! :bleh:
Safe riding tomorrow too :yes:

Al