I *HATE* kids!

[Street Gerbil]

Fsck!!!. I must have been cursed.
Yesterday. Tamaki drive. I just parked my cage and was about to head to the beach when some idiot kid on a bmx lost control of his bike and crashed into the side of my car, christening it with a nice collection of fresh dings and scratches. I got his father's phone number but I am not sure what to do about it. His dad was right there readily claiming that (a) there are no scratches on the paint and I am imagining them, (b) the scratches were there before the accident and (c) there never was an accident since he was there watching his kid the whole time.
Today some idiot neighbor kids decided to play on my Street Magic, dropped it and ruined $200 worth of fresh chroming. Since I do not know which kid specifically dropped the bike, I don't see how I can force the parents into compensating me. I am contemplating a letter of complaint to the landlord but that's hardly more than mental masturbation - what good could it possibly do?
Why is this shit happening to me??? Damn! Damn! Damn!!!

[Headbanger]

Stress kills.

[The Pastor]

how did the kids get on ur street magic?

[Street Gerbil]

how did the kids get on ur street magic?
I dunno. 7-8 year olds are tall enough to climb a street magic with some effort (apparently sufficient to tip it over). Or are you asking how did they get to it? It was in the carport. Unfortunately I don't have a luxury of a garage.

[McJim]

Buy a gun - the law favours the criminals.

[breakaway]

Crack some skulls tbh

[Mully]

Kill them. Smaller bodies are easier to hide.

And smack the parents in the head for denying it.

[SVboy]

Stop complaining!! You obviously have no kids of your own! Despite these small inconveniences which have befallen you, you are free from the shackles of parenthood. Point and laugh at the man whose kid scratched your car, for his is a life sentence. Giggle at the noisy brats in the front flat as their mother ages before your eyes and father makes homer Simson look appealing! Fire up the bike-go have an adventure-and come back when ever the fuck you want, just cause you can!!

[Steam]

Cover nice touchable parts in Paraquat, that'll poison the kids and they'll die and you'll be free. Just remember not to touch them yourself.
Oh, also, Paraquat works slowly, so you won't get caught.

[Steam]

"29 arrested after Kiwi Bikers share tips on killing kids"

29 people were arrested in the early hours of this morning, after police learned bikers on the popular Kiwibiker website were sharing tips on how to kill children.
Inspector Gill said the sudden swoop was justified...
.... the site has been shut down following complaints from the Classifications Authority... etc etc"

You should get Disco Dan to give you some tips, he has cameras covering every inch of his property.

[homer]

I hate them to
id be trying to get the parents to fork out for damage ,if they have contents insurance it will cover the damage .

As for the kids they should be muzzled and on a retracta lead till the age of i recken about 9 then the muzzel can come off at least

[Zoolander]

Blame the parents for not teaching them accountability - at least BMX kid was out getting fresh air and exercise, not fattening up in front of a TV. (assuming he was fairly young?)

[JMemonic]

Stop complaining!! You obviously have no kids of your own! Despite these small inconveniences which have befallen you, you are free from the shackles of parenthood. Point and laugh at the man whose kid scratched your car, for his is a life sentence. Giggle at the noisy brats in the front flat as their mother ages before your eyes and father makes homer Simson look appealing! Fire up the bike-go have an adventure-and come back when ever the fuck you want, just cause you can!!

Sorry to op but this is such a great statement green bling just for that.

[Ocean1]

As for the kids they should be muzzled and on a retracta lead till the age of i recken about 9 then the muzzel can come off at least

'Bout 25 years old I reckon, still a couple more years before they're vaguely human though...

[MaxB]

Lock your bike with a cable lock and fix it to something solid so that it cannot roll off its stand or tilt far enough to fall over. I was in the same situation as you 20 years ago in that I only had a unit with a carport and the bike was visible from the street.

Also I would keep it locked all the time, who knows if these little darlings are always playing on your bike when you are at work?

I don't know what to say about the Tamaki Drive thing, without a witness you are probably stuffed.

[mstriumph]

Stop complaining!! You obviously have no kids of your own! Despite these small inconveniences which have befallen you, you are free from the shackles of parenthood. Point and laugh at the man whose kid scratched your car, for his is a life sentence. Giggle at the noisy brats in the front flat as their mother ages before your eyes and father makes homer Simson look appealing! Fire up the bike-go have an adventure-and come back when ever the fuck you want, just cause you can!!

can we enter this for 'KB Post Of The Month'?? :2thumbsup :wari::banana:

[Beemer]

Stop complaining!! You obviously have no kids of your own! Despite these small inconveniences which have befallen you, you are free from the shackles of parenthood. Point and laugh at the man whose kid scratched your car, for his is a life sentence. Giggle at the noisy brats in the front flat as their mother ages before your eyes and father makes homer Simson look appealing! Fire up the bike-go have an adventure-and come back when ever the fuck you want, just cause you can!!

Oh yes, I hear you! Every time we hear someone moaning about their kids we look at each other and say "thank christ we don't have kids!" But blokes have it easy - they are not expected to like kids whereas woman are thought evil if they don't go all gooey over babies and children! We had a friend around yesterday who has just become a grandfather for the first time and he was telling us how his wife was spending all her time emailing baby photos and going on about the new baby. He said "it's a BABY, a grandchild, big deal!"

[Lissa]

Oh yes, I hear you! Every time we hear someone moaning about their kids we look at each other and say "thank christ we don't have kids!" But blokes have it easy - they are not expected to like kids whereas woman are thought evil if they don't go all gooey over babies and children! We had a friend around yesterday who has just become a grandfather for the first time and he was telling us how his wife was spending all her time emailing baby photos and going on about the new baby. He said "it's a BABY, a grandchild, big deal!"
I think we all know that you hate kids Beemer....

So instead of turning this into... I HATE KIDS thread. As I have a bike and know and have told my children that they are not to touch anyones bike. I think it comes down to the fact that kids are curious creatures, how many times in your childhood did you do things that you regretted. I bet the boy/girl that dropped your bike isnt feeling all that flash about it, and will most certainly wont do it again. BTW I have known of some Adults who have hopped on someones bike without permission and dropped it, it certainly isnt just an age thing. Sorry about your bike btw.

[Number One]

Stop complaining!! You obviously have no kids of your own! Despite these small inconveniences which have befallen you, you are free from the shackles of parenthood. Point and laugh at the man whose kid scratched your car, for his is a life sentence. Giggle at the noisy brats in the front flat as their mother ages before your eyes and father makes homer Simson look appealing! Fire up the bike-go have an adventure-and come back when ever the fuck you want, just cause you can!!

Ha haa :laugh: Bling sent! As a parent too I have to agree with you on the right kinda attitude for Mr Street Gerbil.
An excellent summation of the realities for a few of the sides of this argument! :shutup:

The parents will be feeling their pain and anguish well past you being a bit upset about yer damaged chrome. My advice would be to be a little more tolerant so that you can explain to the kids to stay away from your stuff. Talk to them even just a little as you are getting on it, off it whatever and make it absolutely clear that you expect them to LEAVE IT THE HELL ALONE.

Ya know the saying, throw the dog a bone? Kids can be a little like that too....they can get by with the smallest of kindness and notice from those that they have admiration for. They may find you irresistible either for you (prob not though as you said you hate kids - grumpy bum) or for your bike and kids will bend over backwards to please you just for a little kindness and interaction now and then. Show some patience and tolerance and those little buggers could come in handy watching out for your machine that is "sitting in an open and unsecure carport". :shifty:

Course sometimes kids are just little shits who need a good kick in the pants and their parents are total twats....I hate them and their kids too! :shutup::innocent:


OH and agree totally with Zoolander! At least he wasn't sitting on his arse playing playstation and growing fat! How many of you guys out there were out doing this shit when you were younger too? :sunny:

[Coyote]

(a) there are no scratches on the paint and I am imagining them, (b) the scratches were there before the accident and (c) there never was an accident since he was there watching his kid the whole time.
No scratches, there are scratches but they were from before this accident, and then there was no accident. Obviously making shit up just to wriggle out of any responsibility

[Nasty]

Don't send a letter to the landlord ... I am one and I don't give a shit really if you leave your things where kids can get at them.

That is a thought from that side

The reality is that is a total bummer .. I don't do the kid thing myself ... so I appreciate where you are coming from.

[Blue Velvet]

So instead of turning this into... I HATE KIDS thread.

:killingme Misleading title then... Burn him/them/it!

[Lissa]

Ha haa :laugh: Bling sent! As a parent too I have to agree with you on the right kinda attitude for Mr Street Gerbil.
An excellent summation of the realities for a few of the sides of this argument! :shutup:

The parents will be feeling their pain and anguish well past you being a bit upset about yer damaged chrome. My advice would be to be a little more tolerant so that you can explain to the kids to stay away from your stuff. Talk to them even just a little as you are getting on it, off it whatever and make it absolutely clear that you expect them to LEAVE IT THE HELL ALONE.

Ya know the saying, throw the dog a bone? Kids can be a little like that too....they can get by with the smallest of kindness and notice from those that they have admiration for. They may find you irresistible either for you (prob not though as you said you hate kids - grumpy bum) or for your bike and kids will bend over backwards to please you just for a little kindness and interaction now and then. Show some patience and tolerance and those little buggers could come in handy watching out for your machine that is "sitting in an open and unsecure carport". :shifty:

Course sometimes kids are just little shits who need a good kick in the pants and their parents are total twats....I hate them and their kids too! :shutup::innocent:


OH and agree totally with Zoolander! At least he wasn't sitting on his arse playing playstation and growing fat! How many of you guys out there were out doing this shit when you were younger too? :sunny:
Cant bling ya yet... but good post #1!! :yes:

[Skyryder]

Fsck!!!. I must have been cursed.
Yesterday. Tamaki drive. I just parked my cage and was about to head to the beach when some idiot kid on a bmx lost control of his bike and crashed into the side of my car, christening it with a nice collection of fresh dings and scratches. I got his father's phone number but I am not sure what to do about it. His dad was right there readily claiming that (a) there are no scratches on the paint and I am imagining them, (b) the scratches were there before the accident and (c) there never was an accident since he was there watching his kid the whole time.
Today some idiot neighbor kids decided to play on my Street Magic, dropped it and ruined $200 worth of fresh chroming. Since I do not know which kid specifically dropped the bike, I don't see how I can force the parents into compensating me. I am contemplating a letter of complaint to the landlord but that's hardly more than mental masturbation - what good could it possibly do?
Why is this shit happening to me??? Damn! Damn! Damn!!!

It's called lack of parental responsibility and is one of the reasons so many youth have it. It's a learned response.

Feel for ya but short of some street justice not much can be done.

Skyryder

[Lissa]

:killingme Misleading title then... Burn him/them/it!
Well I mean.... turn it into a thread with all the child haters posting, rather than staying on topic.

[Number One]

:killingme Misleading title then... Burn him/them/it!

Crikey?! :eek:

It was a LAMB leg you roasted up for us last night eh?

Note to self: V is not keen for babysitting :bleh:

[Beemer]

I think we all know that you hate kids Beemer....

Yes, but it appears to be fine for all these GUYS to come on here and moan about the little shits touching their stuff and plot ways to get back at them, but as soon as a woman (or perhaps it's just ME personally) joins in, it becomes a kid-hating thread. Double standards!

[Blue Velvet]

It was a LAMB leg you roasted up for us last night eh?

Heh, here's a pic of your cat Beavis for you to remember him by... He was tasty huh?

[skelstar]

Yes, but it appears to be fine for all these GUYS to come on here and moan about the little shits touching their stuff and plot ways to get back at them, but as soon as a woman (or perhaps it's just ME personally) joins in, it becomes a kid-hating thread. Double standards!
I think the point was your hate for kids has nothing to do with them touching your bike.

[Beemer]

I think the point was your hate for kids has nothing to do with them touching your bike.

Think what you like, you've obviously made up your mind about me so there's no point arguing. I was actually responding to someone else's post in case you hadn't noticed.

[MIXONE]

You are lucky not to have them.I've named my two Harley and Davidson cause that's how much the little fuckers cost me every year!

[Mikkel]

I reckon you should go rent a kid from somewhere. Get a nice clawhammer and pay the fuckwit father a visit and have your Rent-A-Kid work some magic on his ride and then proceed to give him the ABC...

Some kids are awesome - and then there are some that just have fuckwit parents.

[DMNTD]

Some kids are awesome - and then there are some that just have fuckwit parents.
Agreed...I got 5 of the little monkeys and they learnt very young about consequence.

Personally if someone kid or not damaged anything of mine I'd after some sort of reparation in some form.
BTW...find somewhere else to stash your Street Magic

[Str8 Jacket]

Agreed...I got 5 of the little monkeys and they learnt very young about consequence.


AH! That's why you know how to hide banana's so well!

[DMNTD]

AH! That's why you know how to hide banana's so well!

At least 5 times now :niceone:
Surely you've had a banana split before?

[Number One]

Heh, here's a pic of your cat Beavis for you to remember him by...

meh - he'd be tough and stringy - you welcome to him! :eek:
Don't really like him anyway :bleh:

[PrincessBandit]

It's called lack of parental responsibility...

well there is that, but unfortunately even dedicated, watchful, and responsible parents, despite their best efforts, can have little shits that still won't keep their hands off other peoples stuff. My son (delightful young man that he is now - seriously) was one such youngster. I'd have been sent to prison now for every time he had his hand or leg smacked for tu-tuing after having been told several times in several ways in several tones of voice to not touch.
Unfortunately what makes it worse IMHO is parents who deny any part in "owning up" to their kids behaviour, especially when they know or suspect that their offspring were the culprits. On that count, I agree completely with you.

[homer]

'Bout 25 years old I reckon, still a couple more years before they're vaguely human though...

Yeah good one mate

even i would have fallen in to that time frame at one stage .lol

[mstriumph]

I reckon you should go rent a kid from somewhere. Get a nice clawhammer and pay the fuckwit father a visit and have your Rent-A-Kid work some magic on his ride and then proceed to give him the ABC...
.....................

hmmmmmmm - if you are willing to pay the airfare over there ...... :yes:

[heyjoe]

well there is that, but unfortunately even dedicated, watchful, and responsible parents, despite their best efforts, can have little shits that still won't keep their hands off other peoples stuff.....Unfortunately what makes it worse IMHO is parents who deny any part in "owning up" to their kids behaviour, especially when they know or suspect that their offspring were the culprits....

Well said PrincessBandit. Totally agree with ya.

[Bikernereid]

At the end of the day, kids should not touch other peoples property and parents should take responsibility for thier childrens actions.

In my opinion (and no I don't have kids) many of the problems with kids today is lack of discipline. Parents in NZ can't smack, teachers are afraid to give any discipline at school because of 'wooly,liberally-minded' parents coming in and complaining and therefore so many kids have no boundaries set for them.

And I am not a kid hater per se I just hate badly behaved, direspectful little brat who could do with a good clip (and I do not mean beating the shit out of them) round the ear hole!!

[Blue Velvet]

Don't really like him anyway

Oh my gosh! Poor unloved pussy.

Come on, he was pretty tasty eh?

[skelstar]

Parents in NZ can't smack, teachers are afraid to give any discipline at school because of 'wooly,liberally-minded' parents coming in and complaining and therefore so many kids have no boundaries set for them.
Hang on. I'm confused. Where do you live?

[Number One]

Hang on. I'm confused. Where do you live?

Based on the reality tv shows, news reports and other such stuff it would seem that being 'allowed' to smack your kids in the UK hasn't done anything to improve their chances of not raising little shits either.

[Teflon]

I would tell the parents to fix the fucking bike, or smash their fucking head in. Don't take it out on the kids, it's not their fault.

No one has any respect for other peoples property these days..

[Disco Dan]

You should get Disco Dan to give you some tips, he has cameras covering every inch of his property.

Damn straight. :yes:

I'm working on having a live feed streamed to a monitor at my work - so I can keep an eye on things while i'm at work. Heck, no-one else will...

Still trying to figure it all out - not sure if I should use the internet to send the signal or use a boosted video sender thingy (work is only couple hundred metres from home).

[Steam]

Still trying to figure it all out - not sure if I should use the internet to send the signal or use a boosted video sender thingy (work is only couple hundred metres from home).

If you get a powerful wireless LAN, you should be good for heaps of MB per sec. I have friends in Dunedin who, when broadband was still really expensive, got a powerful wireless router from overseas, and they shared their connection with a flat about a kilometer away! There were about 10 people using this thing.

[Disco Dan]

If you get a powerful wireless LAN, you should be good for heaps of MB per sec. I have friends in Dunedin who, when broadband was still really expensive, got a powerful wireless router from overseas, and they shared their connection with a flat about a kilometer away! There were about 10 people using this thing.

mmm, just worried about my internet usage... would start pulling the notes out of my rear.

Or do you mean like a network thingy? not streaming internet data instead just a network connection?

Either that or I get a really really long cable and cable tie it to the power line.. :whistle: ..doubt that would end well though.

[Steam]

Or do you mean like a network thingy? ...just a network connection?

That's right, and you can use it around the home too. All you'd need is the powerful wireless router, have a look, dick smith sells the powerful ones, they're not too much more than normal routers.
Worthwhile thinking about if you are going to buy a wireless router anyway.

[Disco Dan]

That's right, and you can use it around the home too. All you'd need is the powerful wireless router, have a look, dick smith sells the powerful ones, they're not too much more than normal routers.
Worthwhile thinking about if you are going to buy a wireless router anyway.

Cool.. just have to make sure I dont stream the camera pointing at my bed to work while im not there... :whistle:

[Trudes]

Cool.. just have to make sure I dont stream the camera pointing at my bed to work while im not there... :whistle:

:jerry::lol::jerry: