Rampant crime in Riviera of the South - or how Scummy went streaking.

[scumdog]

OK, 0230, fast asleep, hear front door open, notice CB not in bed.

CB comes into bedroom "somebody is trying to steal our car (our modern car, the '84 Laser) I heard it whirring over like somebody was trying to start it, it happened a couple of times and I heard the door shut".
(Laser has hi-tech immobiliser - a hidden kill-switch fitted by Scumdog Technology)

Dive out out bed stark-bollocky-nekkid and grab torch and head out door to car-port, noticing car now out on driveway.

Head to car-port and smell petrol and hear movement, dive out onto street to see shadowy figure legging it back up towards the main road (those familiar with Chez Scumdog will know what I nean) and head off after him, he dives around the corner heading south.

Yell to CB (EDIT:she at least had a satin shorty-nightie on) to cut him off at the front gate and sprint round the corner (gravel+bare-feet = ouch-ouch-ouch) to see CB hanging onto collar of thief yelling at him to get on the ground, thief is carrying two bags, drops them and rips free from CB.

Naked old white guy armed with a torch and flailing willy (me) runs up to thief and hollers at him to get on the ground or I'll deck him, he backs off (musta noticed my willy) and CB says "I'm calling the cops" at which point thieving git legs it with scummy in hot pursuit (never had time to call it in to Comms, honest) and hoo-boy, could that thieving git run!

Lost him after he bailed over a fence into the darkeness.

Came back and went through the bags - he is a Christchurch crim who was working for a shearing gang down here.

Gave the bags to the cop on duty and went (hobbled) back to bed.

This morning CB spotted thieving git trying to thumb a lift north of Riviera of the South, a quick call the the cop on deck and thieving git is now in custody.

Unlawfully on Property
Unlawful Interference
Possession of Cannabis
(and I bet I can sink the slipper into him a bit more too!)

Sometimes we DO have a win.:wari:

[deanohit]

Bwahahaha, good effort man! :laugh:

[Mully]

Huzzah.

Good for you. Didn't need the mental picture though. *shudders*

[owner]

got the prick aye.. well done, Theives are a little worse than speeding bikers

[ManDownUnder]

Best laugh I've had in ages...

Speights is it mate??? I'll shout you the first... dozen! Onya chap - that rocks LOLOL!!!!

Justice, an adventure story, and a good writeup all in one!

Fucken brilliant ... brilliant!

[vifferman]

Good stuff, Mr Scumdog, Sir! :niceone:
OTOH, I guess the taxpayer is up for another $80k or so to put your unwelcome guest up at one of Her Majesty's Holiday Camps.

[Warr]

Top result Scummy. A free streak and an early morning all thrown in together :2thumbsup
Mm .. thinking we might need a new icon of Scummy doing a streak :(

[Joni]

Love your work Scummy....
Only you can make an unfortunate situation so funny!
:2thumbsup

[007XX]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Oh very well done sir :Punk: Bling sent and deserved...thinking of it, you deserve a beer for ti too, but that'll have to wait for to be Down South.

And well done to the fearless CB too :woohoo: Go the chicks in action.

You two obviously make a well suited couple.

[scumdog]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Oh very well done sir :Punk: Bling sent and deserved...thinking of it, you deserve a beer for ti too, but that'll have to wait for to be Down South.

And well done to the fearless CB too :woohoo: Go the chicks in action.

You two obviously make a well suited couple.

Yeah, gotta give top marks to CB 50+ years, clad in a skimpy satin nighty and grappling with a mid 20's guy standing over 6' tall who had just tried to steal her car and Lordy-knows what else he had done in life, she didn't back down from him - it was HIM that had to break free from HER!

[crashe]

Well done Mr Scumdog :Police:....... but could you at least have some undergruts near the bed to throw on in future..... :oi-grr:

Good to hear that you are on duty 24/7 thou... :Police::Police:



Didn't need the mental picture though. *shudders*

Yep I agree....lol :shit:



Mm .. thinking we might need a new icon of Scummy doing a streak :(

Ummmm no ! :no:




Hey I love it how Ms CB knows all the correct words.... and about to throw the crim on the ground.......
"Get on the ground........"

[007XX]

Yeah, gotta give top marks to CB 50+ years, clad in a skimpy satin nighty and grappling with a mid 20's guy standing over 6' tall who had just tried to steal her car and Lordy-knows what else he had done in life, she didn't back down from him - it was HIM that had to break free from HER!

:gob: You go Mrs CB :first: Bet you taught her a few tricks too. Most excellent work on both your parts.

[crashe]

CB says "I'm calling the cops"

Did Ms CB forget that you were a cop at that moment......?

[chanceyy]

absolutely classic .. :love: it ... that one is gonna make me smile all day :clap: :lol::killingme:rofl:

[fireball]

good on you though despite the nakedness, flapping bits in the wind you got him well done!

and let me guess he was one of peters shearing gang boys?:spanking:

[idb]

To a bystander it would be like any other evening in Balclutha...nothing to see here.

Good for you SD...lucky you had a club with you for protection.

[Mikkel]

Pretty good effort of the thieving git to outrun the police "helicopter" :lol: :rofl:

Good thing you got him! :niceone:

[MSTRS]

So this is what you do on your birthday (suit) http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2007/10/nakedjoggerNNP_450x387.jpg

[HenryDorsetCase]

fantastic.

and I thought shearers made good money, and worked hard so wouldnt need to be out stealing.

Cue Janes Addiction: "Been caught stealing, once when I was five"

Of course you realise its inevitable that he will claim that he has been irrevocably harmed by the fact that you chased him with your willy out... he will claim that the sight of people 50+ naked or near naked is an affront to his human rights. He will also claim you had a semi while chasing him, and you were shouting "Come here you hunka hunka burnin' love".

Definitely sink the slipper and give him one (with the slipper) from me.

[scumdog]

So this is what you do on your birthday (suit) http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2007/10/nakedjoggerNNP_450x387.jpg



Waay too slow looking to be me when chasing somebody that has messed with MY property and invaded my slumber!!!:angry2:

[scumdog]

good on you though despite the nakedness, flapping bits in the wind you got him well done!

and let me guess he was one of peters shearing gang boys?:spanking:

Nah, one of Ronnies boys - but imported from Rabble Land (Christchurch) and
they can take him back anytime, in fact I suspect that was why he was trying to steal CBs Laser..

[Swoop]

Good catch Scummy! Obviously not tag-and-release!


and CB says "I'm calling the cops"

Did Ms CB forget that you were a cop at that moment......?
Perhaps saying "I'll hold this f*cker here, you go and get The Gimp!!" might have elicited an interesting reaction...

Have charges been laid in response to being "naked in public"...???:chase:
:rofl:

[Paul in NZ]

Good effort you two - Jeeze did he pick the wrong place or what? Honestly - what a nong... I agree - gutsy effort from CB - not sure I'd be that brave ;-)

[WRT]

Well done Mr Scumdog :Police:....... but could you at least have some undergruts near the bed to throw on in future..... :oi-grr:


Or at least a sock . . .

[scumdog]

Good catch Scummy! Obviously not tag-and-release!

Have charges been laid in response to being "naked in public"...???:chase:
:rofl:

THANKS!

And no, there were no 'public' around to see me naked despite it being right on SH1, things are pretty quite on the roads down here on Monday night....

(A low-life thieving refugee from justice (he had a Warrant to Arrest in his resume') does not rank as 'public'.)

[Swoop]

THANKS!
:rofl:

I'm sure the "mental trauma" that he is now suffering is enough!

It won't look cool telling his mates about "being caught by a naked bloke and a scantily dressed lady":crybaby:.

[idb]

:rofl:

I'm sure the "mental trauma" that he is now suffering is enough!

It won't look cool telling his mates about "being caught by a naked bloke and a scantily dressed lady":crybaby:.

She would have looked tough in her HD nightie.

[oldrider]

Will there be a movie made of this? :eek5:

Perhaps it would make a good show to be reinacted at the March Hare rally! :whistle:

Congrats you guy's that was an awesome effort! :headbang: Cheers John.

[Usarka]

Bahahahaa only time the cops turn up to a burglary is when it's a cops house and he's home :killingme

Glad you got some birthday "action". ;)

[Pwalo]

I am so glad that you said 'Rampant Crime'.

[ManDownUnder]

...(he had a Warrant to Arrest in his resume') does not rank as 'public'.)

Poor boy isn't public of course - he's just misunderstood... and will continue to be while he has Bubba in his mouth...

[howdamnhard]

Excellent ,its good when the crims get their just deserts.Well done Scumdog and entertaining story to.:2thumbsup

[Usarka]

Excellent ,its good when the crims get their just deserts.

custard? :gob:

[riffer]

One minor concern of course is that the beak may declare that he's been punished enough before getting to him... :dodge:

[Edbear]

Bwahahaha, good effort man! :laugh:


Huzzah.

Good for you. Didn't need the mental picture though. *shudders*


got the prick aye.. well done, Theives are a little worse than speeding bikers

Did you think before you wrote thise first words...:Oops:


Love your work Scummy....
Only you can make an unfortunate situation so funny!
:2thumbsup


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Oh very well done sir :Punk: Bling sent and deserved...thinking of it, you deserve a beer for ti too, but that'll have to wait for to be Down South.

And well done to the fearless CB too :woohoo: Go the chicks in action.

You two obviously make a well suited couple.


Wot they all said!:2thumbsup

[yungatart]

Awesome stuff!!!
I'm glad there is no video evidence...too scary for words....

[MisterD]

custard? :gob:

Porridge, hopefully

[T.W.R]

:laugh: Geesh SD no wonder the lowlife was running hard with you bearing down on him with your torch & night truncheon flailing loosely in his direction :shit:

glad the prick got nabbed, good spotting CB :niceone:

Now parts of the story a reminiscent of Woodstock 07 (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showpost.php?p=914292&postcount=139)
similar sequence of events particularly pics #3 & #4 :laugh:

Another year older too, becoming a quality vintage bud :clap:

[ynot slow]

Can't complain of police not responding,pretty quick I'd say.:chase:

Hats off to the lady,big ballsy thing to do,mind you if some jerk was doing same to us,mine would do the same.:hug:

Mind you if the cops did arrive you might get done for streaking.

Bugger that sportscafe has ended,make a great view for national nude day.:banana:

[DMNTD]

...armed with a torch and flailing willy...

Didn't think you guys had a helicopter down that way SD

[scumdog]

CB here, "where's the torch" he says as he leaps out of bed. What you need the torch for methinks. And when I saw it - the torch - and scummy's parts running down the road towards me I almost forgot what I was doing. I let the guy go and thought he would tackle the crim but I think scummmy took a mental free turn and couldn't find anything to hold him with so the crim took off.
Never mind when the oncall cop arrived to look around, scummy went quickly inside to cover up!! OOh spoilt the fun eh??

[MyGSXF]

Hahahaha... :rofl: bloody CLASSIC you two!!! :first:

now THAT'S dedication to the job for ya.. 24/7 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :2thumbsup

[Swampdonkey]

You bloody beauties,Well done , best post of the day award for sure. Bit of cctv footage would be handy

[Lil_Byte]

That poor bastard. He will be traumatised for months. As a result will be in councelling for months. Most probably eligable for ACC for mental trauma incurred in the execution of his work.

SD please refrain from this sort of behaviour in the future the country cannot afford it. :buggerd:

[McJim]

Hahaha - there's nothing so white as a Glaswegians willy :rofl:

[shafty]

Any pics? (she at least had a satin shorty-nightie on)

LOL - Bloody well done Guys, A W E S O M E

[cold comfort]

That's hysterical despite the unfortunate imagery. As related youth have said-arrgh "naked old men"! He definitely got all he deserved! Well done to the dynamic duo

[u4ea]

Yeah, gotta give top marks to CB 50+ years, clad in a skimpy satin nighty and grappling with a mid 20's guy standing over 6' tall who had just tried to steal her car and Lordy-knows what else he had done in life, she didn't back down from him - it was HIM that had to break free from HER!
Haha..too much:Punk:


Or at least a sock . . .
....think of the poor sock:shit:


CB here, "where's the torch" he says as he leaps out of bed. What you need the torch for methinks. And when I saw it - the torch - and scummy's parts running down the road towards me I almost forgot what I was doing. I let the guy go and thought he would tackle the crim but I think scummmy took a mental free turn and couldn't find anything to hold him with so the crim took off.
Never mind when the oncall cop arrived to look around, scummy went quickly inside to cover up!! OOh spoilt the fun eh??

My 17 yr old son was looking at me real strange cause I was laughing soo hard..even he was laughing as Ive read out these posts..unbeleivable..I know you southerners have to make your own fun but this is awesome!

Nail that son of a retard scummy..and tell him next time to think of the children..!!thats what a copper said to my mate after boxing day street races who neally did a streak(was in his socks) but the cops came round the corner

[Mutley]

Ken and I have just got home from work, a bloody tiring day. Read your post and suddenly feel energised again. Laughed so much nearly we nearly wet ourselves.
Well done CB and SD on all counts.:lol:

[Daphilps]

Farkin awesome you two. anyone would think he was goin for your bikes, but then maybe that would warrant the double barrel instead of the torch.:2guns:

[heyjoe]

I commend both of you on a gutsy job and congratulate you on the successful outcome. I hope they throw the book at him ... or something harder or two. Well done SD and CB.

[gijoe1313]

From one public servant to another, I salute you! :first: Well done, another scintillating chapter to add to your extensive memoirs! I doff my hat to you sir and hope that all is well in the household of Scumdog and CB.

Now if the rest of the blardy country could show some gumption like what you two did, then we wouldn't be so awashed in bleeding hearted bleating idiots who blame everybody else for the ills foisted on them! :angry2:

[Swoop]

Now if the rest of the blardy country could show some gumption like what you two did, then we wouldn't be so awashed in bleeding hearted bleating idiots who blame everybody else for the ills foisted on them! :angry2:
I have been making enquiries into what the remaining passengers were doing on the "hijacked" flight. Nobody seems to know...

One hopes that it wasn't left to the pilots to sort her out, then return to the flying, without assistance.
One pilot suggested that the pipe alongside the co-pilot, that is used for manual gear extension, could have been useful...:whistle:


Scummy, Gijoe has a good point... are you writing a book on your "experiences" over the years? Not a silly idea!

[pritch]

it was HIM that had to break free from HER!

That's 'cause she thought you were following up with the 12g?

[doc]

Yeah, gotta give top marks to CB 50+ years, clad in a skimpy satin nighty and grappling with a mid 20's guy standing over 6' tall

He wasn't really after the car,..... was he CB,.... you just made that up.

And just as I thought KB'r was going thru a boring patch....

[Beemer]

... "somebody is trying to steal our car (our modern car, the '84 Laser) I heard it whirring over like somebody was trying to start it, it happened a couple of times and I heard the door shut".
(Laser has hi-tech immobiliser - a hidden kill-switch fitted by Scumdog Technology)

Talk about deja vu! We also have a 1984 Ford Laser (great for driving on the beach!) fitted with a secret immobiliser of the same variety! But fitted by my husband! And someone has tried to steal it more than once in broad daylight outside his work! Apparently the crims take it to Palmerston North and use it to transport all their stolen goods home in before dumping it.

Good result! I bet the guy is still screaming "my eyes! my eyes!"

[Mongoose]

"Naked old white guy armed with a torch and flailing willy "

Question from the female half here is " With a flailing willy, why do cops need tasers?"

[Freebird]

Good on ya SD I was telling Tony Johnson about it, we were pissing oursel'ves :Punk::Punk:

[scumdog]

Good on ya SD I was telling Tony Johnson about it, we were pissing oursel'ves :Punk::Punk:

You should have seen the guys at work!
STILL pissing themselves with their embellished 'better work stories' ideas.
:crazy:

[McJim]

You should have seen the guys at work!
STILL pissing themselves with their embellished 'better work stories' ideas.
:crazy:

What was that story I read in the paper about an "Indecent Exposure" charge against a Balclutha officer?

I hear you've been booked as guest streaker for Eden Park. :rofl:

[gav]

Top stuff!! Guess that'll be one of those featured Cop Stories then?
http://www.newcops.co.nz/AboutTheForce/BetterWorkStories

Haven't you got the Laser insured? :eek:

[scumdog]

Top stuff!! Guess that'll be one of those featured Cop Stories then?
http://www.newcops.co.nz/AboutTheForce/BetterWorkStories

Haven't you got the Laser insured? :eek:

Yeah Laser is insured.

But try stealing something of mine or come onto my property with intent to commit a crime and you are verging on taking your life in your hands....:2guns:

[Animal]

Farkin' excellent! Score one point for decent society!

[skidMark]

You're saying with all the aerodynamics of your beer/donut belly active with no clothes to ruin this you still couldnt catch him?

for an 84 laser you ran naked down the street?

kind of like this?

dWcDCmOztEw

[skidMark]

Yeah Laser is insured.

But try stealing something of mine or come onto my property with intent to commit a crime and you are verging on taking your life in your hands....:2guns:


Yeah you should have tazed him.

[Patch]

Nice work SD, pity you didn't have a couple of friends with you for those long distance moments (pic)

Wonder if said crim is going to retire his profession after being collared by a shelia in her nightie :clap:
http://i234.photobucket.com/albums/ee149/patchTLR/TLR/14122007005.jpg

[ynot slow]

Friendly pooches Patch,yeah right lol.Same as mine looks friendly in pics,but will bark when visitors arrive,hate to be on our section at night,good guard dog and faithful.

[Paul in NZ]

But try stealing something of mine or come onto my property with intent to commit a crime and you are verging on taking your life in your hands....:2guns:

Christ yes - the thought of a rampant Scummy hultling towards you at night, stark bollocks naked, possibly bellowing mating calls with willie failing and massive torch swinging would scare most crims to death.....

[Usarka]

Headline: Completely starkers' cop nabs would-be thiefHerald Linky (http://www.nzherald.co.nz/section/1/story.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=10501364)

[Finn]

That's our Scummy

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?p=1422723#post1422723

[Joni]

hehehe - how funny!

Go Scummy! :wari:

PS, can I have your autograph please! :innocent:

[Jantar]

Looking at the date it is published, I expect that the editor doesn't actually believe the event occured. Only us who know the famous officer involved could accept it as a true story.

But whats with saying CB was "suitably attired"? :shutup:

[Mikkel]

So fun - too bad it's going to be written off as an April's fool story...

Loved the one the press ran last year - that the Chch cathedral had to be demolished because the stonework was starting to deterioate... A lot of people fell for it :niceone:

[scumdog]

Looking at the date it is published, I expect that the editor doesn't actually believe the event occured. Only us who know the famous officer involved could accept it as a true story.

But whats with saying CB was "suitably attired"? :shutup:

I guess in the card game of attire a skimpy silky nightie beat nothing on by a whole lot.:confused::doh:

[nadroj]

Have you been interviewed 'in uniform' for the news tonight?

[Cajun]

i see this made the paper finally

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/section/1/story.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=10501364

[Mully]

i see this made the paper finally

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/section/1/story.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=10501364

I saw that, and vaguely wondered if it was the same situation.

No date on the Herald story I notice....

[Patrick]

custard? :gob:


Porridge, hopefully

Nah... give him the "soggy biscuit"...

[terbang]

Made my day reading that one. Now all I've got to do is erase that well written vision of ol Toms bollocks swinging in the breeze..!

[scumdog]

Made my day reading that one. Now all I've got to do is erase that well written vision of ol Toms bollocks swinging in the breeze..!
And the whiplash from all the flailing, don't forget the whiplash!:pinch:

[McJim]

That is so funny that the Harold ran Scumdog's story on 1st April. there will be so many people of the belief that it is a joke.

From memory it sounds close enough to the truth as told by Scumdog.

[idb]

That is so funny that the Harold ran Scumdog's story on 1st April. there will be so many people of the belief that it is a joke.

From memory it sounds close enough to the truth as told by Scumdog.

They didn't mention that the bad man ran off because he thought SD was carrying a baseball bat!!!

[Patrick]

or that he had a lack of "appointments..."
:Pokey:

[far queue]

Ahh yes, the Balclutha copper with nothing on but his torch … but are we really sure it was his torch he had in his hand? No wonder the guy did a runner!

[Oakie]

I guess in the card game of attire a skimpy silky nightie beat nothing on by a whole lot.:confused::doh:

Ummm, depends who is wearing it. Hmmm, I would rather be caught running up the street naked than in a skimpy silky nightie. I think?

[westie]

Hope it wasnt too cold out that night

[riffer]

This sounds remarkably similar to a story our very own Scumdog was telling only a few weeks ago (http://www.stuff.co.nz/4459858a11.html).

Now that's dedication to policework!

Onya Scumdog. :Pokey:

[Mully]

Reeeeeeeeeeepost

[SixPackBack]

Sooo....when is the court case?... and what punishment is the thief likely to receive scumdog?....jail-time seems fair!

[sels1]

i see this made the paper finally


I just saw it on Stuff tonight.... (missed the original writeup). Thought of SD straight away - went searching and found this thread.

Well done SD and CB....(chuckle)

[Madness]

The offender...startled by the sight of a naked constable with just a torch coming towards him, took off

Priceless.

You might get a decoration for this Scummy, a noice frilly donut-shaped one maybe.

[homer]

thats primo
wish we were going to get the next artical .
The one where you actually caught him .
that would be a laugh. what were you going to do then .
after all you had what a torch and sweet fuck all else .

[KiwiRat]

Look who made the front page of the NZ Herald. Only last night I was telling my shift partner about the progressive policing going on in the Riviera of the South, and here he is!!

Job well done mate. LOL

[Winter]

And making #1 Most popular story on NZHerald.co.nz this morning!

Go scummy!

[SixPackBack]

Man of the moment in all his glory.

[nadroj]

He'd get a medal if he had a chest to pin it to...
Well done that man!

ps Is Chrissy babe holding the batton out of the way for the camera shot?

[chanceyy]

:killingme: scummy your famous .. even a brilliant wee piece on Breakfast this morning .. funny as hell .. even commented on your impressive handlebar mo ..

and how you would get ya kit off to pose ..



:laugh: paul henry said wot gives it away as a hoax, who would steal a ford laser .... :rofl:

[Scorpygirl]

Well done Tom!!!!!:banana: If I knew you were going to be this (in)famous I would have got your autograph when we met up with you a couple of weeks ago!!! :lol:

[Crisis management]

Where's the police complaints authority? That almost put me off my breakfast...:sick:

You do look different without the skull mask Scummy, sure it was you?


Very well done anyway, catching the toerag, orwas that CB deserving the credit?

[scumdog]

Man of the moment in all his glory.


Dang, had the impression it would be a tiny pic on page 13 or something!!:doh:

Hope "those in charge" see the humour in it eh?:innocent:

[Highlander]

Hadn't seen this thread.

Just found the article on "Stuff" noticed the date and cross referenced with KB.

Good on you Scummy. good thing you didn't whack him with your "Batton" :buggerd:

[Big Dave]

Free Willy.

[scumdog]

Oh Lordy, it has gone International!!:crazy:

[tri boy]

Wait for the"New Idea", "Vogue Magazine" calender spread offers Scummy.
You'll make a fortune!:devil2:

[Beemer]

First the naked chef, now the naked copper, what next? :first:

[vifferman]

Oh Lordy, it has gone International!!:crazy:
So.
Now that you're an international star, will you become too important and puffed up for us mere mortals at KiwiBiker? :confused:

[terbang]

Dang, had the impression it would be a tiny pic on page 13 or something!!:doh:



Instead we got a big torch on page one..!

[Edbear]

Oh Lordy, it has gone International!!:crazy:

And now Pippa Wetzel wants to meet you and get you on the Breakfast Show...

[Bass]

I'll be buggered if I let him use THAT truncheon on me!:whistle:

[onearmedbandit]

Dang, had the impression it would be a tiny pic on page 13 or something!!:doh:

Hope "those in charge" see the humour in it eh?:innocent:

Page 2 of The Press mate. Lucky it wasn't a cold night otherwise there would be further police 'shrinkage' problems.

[scumdog]

Page 2 of The Press mate. Lucky it wasn't a cold night otherwise there would be further police 'shrinkage' problems.

Hells-bells, it's on page ONE of the on-line Press!!!:crazy: complete with me bloody name!

The low-life idjit I chased is from Ch-ch - I hope he sees that pic and has nightmares. :mad:

[jrandom]

Good lord, Scummy's even ended up on the front page of a real newspaper today.

I bags agent rights for the inevitable talk show appearances.

<img src="http://i31.tinypic.com/de8ccz.jpg"/>

[Deviant Esq]

Scumdog represent y0! :lol:

Here's the Herald story (http://www.nzherald.co.nz/topic/story.cfm?c_id=344&objectid=10501522) for those who want to tease Scummy a couple of years down the track... :laugh:

[scumdog]

Scumdog represent y0! :lol:

If I had known there was a keeness to use my image as an avatar I'd have had it copyrighted! (and taken off my mask:msn-wink:)

[scumdog]

So.
Now that you're an international star, will you become too important and puffed up for us mere mortals at KiwiBiker? :confused:

Nah, there would be no fun poking sticks at lesser mortals then!!:2thumbsup

[jrandom]

If I had known there was a keeness to use my image as an avatar...

You know we love you, man.

Right, let the mass switch to the Topless Scumdog Avatar begin!

[Deviant Esq]

If I had known there was a keeness to use my image as an avatar I'd have had it copyrighted! (and taken off my mask:msn-wink:)
It's all Finn's fault officer :Pokey:

You're represented in the "Associations - a picture game" (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=69344&page=69) thread as well now, halfway down that page. Ehe ;) Couldn't find the pic of you with your skull mask on that's become so famous 'round these 'ere parts, but found another suitable one nonetheless. That was found using Google image search! :eek5:

[Finn]

Bloody hell, it did make the front page! Excellent stuff.

[MaxB]

You're a star, mate! lol. Fantastic.

[Finn]

Poor Scummy. All the old ladies and single mothers in his neighborhood are going to try and steal his car now.

[ManDownUnder]

Just got that copy of the paper... well worth it (interestingly the place near Ponsonby Road I normall buy papers from was sold out...

Scummy's face is known by the bois on P Road...

... donuts anyone?

[sels1]

You'll never make it as an undercover cop now, SD

[Dilligaf]

Sorry Scummy, but my 5 year old daughter thought that you looked a bit dodgy. You've undone my good work in trying to teach her that police are our friends. Her actual words were "Ew he should put some clothes on... he looks funny"
(might have something to do with her aversion to the fresh up add - thankfully she's not too keen on naked men)

[madboy]

Here I was, looking at a pic of a naked middle-aged guy from the Village People, trying to figure out where I knew him from...

Nope, wasn't that drunken party the other night...

Nope, wasn't how I paid for my education, or got the deposit on my house...

And then it dawned on me...

I had to make a special trip back to KB just for that one! Well done, Scumdog!!

[Swoop]

Bloody hell! Madboy!
Long time no see. It takes a special celebrity to bring you back here.

[Ruralman]

Thought I recognised the picture on the front of todays ODT - sure enough turn to page 17 and there he is. Good to see that metrosexual waxing shit hasn't made it to Balclutha Scummy!!!

BUT - how come you let the creep take off after Chrissy had collared him?????

[scumdog]

Thought I recognised the picture on the front of todays ODT - sure enough turn to page 17 and there he is. Good to see that metrosexual waxing shit hasn't made it to Balclutha Scummy!!!

BUT - how come you let the creep take off after Chrissy had collared him?????

Yeah, theres a shitload more of 'give Scummy a hard time' posts on the "Ramapnt Crime in the Riviera of the South...." thread.

And YOU see how long you would stand your ground on front of a 'naked angry man' - I bet you would beat Peter Snell with your running speed!!

(The thieveing git certainly ran as fast as that!)

[Finn]

Yeah, theres a shitload more of 'give Scummy a hard time' posts on the "Ramapnt Crime in the Riviera of the South...." thread.

And if you caught the prick, would you have given him some hard time?

[vifferman]

And if you caught the prick, would you have given him some hard time?
By his own admission, it was flailing around a fair bit....

[Deviant Esq]

Pff, the photo they've taken of Scummy isn't true to form... there's no way he would've put his hat on before giving chase to our copter-phobic crim.... :oi-grr:

[Finn]

there's no way he would've put his hat on before giving chase to our copter-phobic crim.... :oi-grr:

He certainly had his helmet on though. :lol:

[Deviant Esq]

He certainly has his helmet on though. :lol:
:killingme

You must spread...

[trump-lady]

haha omg i read this on a news site and laughed my ass off........now I see it was you CLASSIC

[Littleman]

Aarrrghhh!! Flashbacks, communal showers, Porrirua '97.

[Patrick]

Dang, had the impression it would be a tiny pic on page 13 or something!!:doh:

Hope "those in charge" see the humour in it eh?:innocent:

Tiny picture????

Talk it up man... you'll never get the chicks if you say its "tiny."

Oz cop sheila got done for posing topless in her hat and skirt recently... You're fooked.

:buggerd:

Going from Bikeycops experience, I'm guessing they are already watching ya... (Haven't heard any updates there either..?)

[Okey Dokey]

Excellent effort there, Scummy. And I love all the avatars!!

[doc]

Excellent effort there, Scummy. And I love all the avatars!!

The lengths that some members of KB'r will go to make the next calendar :rolleyes:

[scumdog]

Arrghh!

Got to work today, sympathetic (not!) workmate says "You're famous, you were in the newspapers in London, we got a call here today from somebody in London":confused:

So I Googled a London newspaper... and found out.....

It's worse!!! - there's about of dozen newspapers from NZ, Aussie, USA, UK etc that have the write-up :shit: ....and some have body doubles for me in their article photos.(Not as good as the real thing methinks).

DangerousBastard has had his revenge.:shutup:

[Jantar]

And a discussion on NewstalkZB overnight about why you would have been naked. :jerry:

[Usarka]

I'm a nudist, and we have lots of cops who are members. He's obiously just another hero nudist cop doing his job.

- Bern, Newfoundland, NJ USA

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=131076&in_page_id=2

bahahahahahahaaaaaa just another hero nudist! :lol:

[smokeyging]

Arrghh!

Got to work today, sympathetic (not!) workmate says "You're famous, you were in the newspapers in London, we got a call here today from somebody in London":confused:

So I Googled a London newspaper... and found out.....

It's worse!!! - there's about of dozen newspapers from NZ, Aussie, USA, UK etc that have the write-up :shit: ....and some have body doubles for me in their article photos.(Not as good as the real thing methinks).

DangerousBastard has had his revenge.:shutup:


For a guy and all you were doing was protecting your own property...it sounds as though its turned a little ‘pearshaped‘. shit, the way its going the queen will be here next to knight you, just imagine, we’ll be calling you ‘sir scummy’ next....

[Monkeyboy]

Yeah good on yer mate!

[Her_C4]

Christ yes - the thought of a rampant Scummy hultling towards you at night, stark bollocks naked, possibly bellowing mating calls with willie failing and massive torch swinging would scare most crims to death.....

Paul, I am not sure that the crim would have taken the time to have noticed that his willie was failing.... Mind you, CB might have noticed - maybe that is why she let him go ... in shock!!:lol:


By his own admission, it was flailing around a fair bit....

Amazing what a difference an 'l' makes eh?

Way to go Scummy - and :rockon: CB :banana::cool:

[Matt_TG]

ROFL what a laugh! Well done, my CB even cracked up and commented that that's two things on KB in two days I have shown her that was worth looking at (the other was Dan's escapade to the South Island) lol.

[Okey Dokey]

Arrghh!

DangerousBastard has had his revenge.:shutup:

Ironic, isn't it? International after all this time...

[Kemet]

:jerry::jerry::jerry::jerry:

Best ever!!!

Should definitely get a medal.....:Pokey::Pokey:

[scumdog]

Shit-head wannabe car thief got put away for four months jail for attempting to steal CBs fine Laser when he appeared in court a short time ago - after he had skipped bail a few times.

Oh, and he got another 12 months for the other various crimes he committed while on bail.

Frkn loser sorry-arsed cheese-dick mofo, hope he rots.

[Swoop]

Four months?

Nothing like the kiwi revolving-door prison policy.
At least he will get some education... on how to to better burg's and hotwiring.

[sinfull]

Yep shame ya didn't manage to give him a couple o twacks with that thing you were flailing round that night ! (the torch ya grubby minded buggers)
Still recon the kicks up the arse that were handed out back b4 pc/ness made it inopropriate to do this, as it is against criminals rights !!! What fuggin rights ?

[Patrick]

4 months...:argh:

It's taken longer than that to get those horrible mental pictures of Scummy running down the road flailing about... :argh::bash::brick:

[JimO]

4 months , out in 2 hardly seems worth it

[scumdog]

4 months , out in 2 hardly seems worth it

Nah, but knowing the torture of constant bail checks it WAS worth it...
:headbang:

[oldrider]

Nah, but knowing the torture of constant bail checks it WAS worth it...
:headbang:

The worst torture for police would be the lack of support from the justice department!

IE: What bail checks, parole checks, they don't do any do they? :doh: John.

[scumdog]

The worst torture for police would be the lack of support from the justice department!

IE: What bail checks, parole checks, they don't do any do they? :doh: John.

Het John, they did the bail checks, oh but did they ever do the bail checks!!

No wonder he shot through in the end, he couldn't put up with the bail checks!!

But it added to his jail time...:2thumbsup

[SixPackBack]

Het John, they did the bail checks, oh but did they ever do the bail checks!!

No wonder he shot through in the end, he couldn't put up with the bail checks!!

But it added to his jail time...:2thumbsup

Whats a 'bail check'............and why is it so bad?

[nadroj]

Whats a 'bail check'............and why is it so bad?

With your head stuck in a bale........ Ahhhhhhhhhh

[scumdog]

Whats a 'bail check'............and why is it so bad?


Bail is when you're allowed to go home after being charged with some offence (normally a fairly serious one) - but there's conditions i.e. to be at your address between say 8pm and 8am, to present yourself at the door when the cops check up on you, not to drink etc.
IF you don't like the conditions? -Tough, the option is to stay in the cell.

Which means the cops can check you're home at anytime during the night between 8pm and 8am and if you have the condition not to drink booze they can check that too.

And if you breach those conditions enough you may well end up cooling your heels in a cell until you finally go to court.

So... a bail check when the cops knock on your door to check you are (a) home and (b) complying with any other conditions.

And lots of crims don't like bail checks - and let you know when you knock on the door at 1am.:2thumbsup

Sucks being a crim on bail eh?:lol:

[spudchucka]

Whats a 'bail check'............and why is it so bad?

Usually it entails a curfew as part of their bail conditions, so the cops go around at all hours of the night to make sure they are abiding by their conditions. For those that have been on bail for months waiting for things to be resolved it can get just a tad annoying being woken up by the fuzz every night. (Especially if that cop was the one that had previously chased you down the road waving his heat seeking moisture missile at you).

[SixPackBack]

Bail is when you're allowed to go home after being charged with some offence (normally a fairly serious one) - but there's conditions i.e. to be at your address between say 8pm and 8am, to present yourself at the door when the cops check up on you, not to drink etc.
IF you don't like the conditions? -Tough, the option is to stay in the cell.

Which means the cops can check you're home at anytime during the night between 8pm and 8am and if you have the condition not to drink booze they can check that too.

And if you breach those conditions enough you may well end up cooling your heels in a cell until you finally go to court.

So... a bail check when the cops knock on your door to check you are (a) home and (b) complying with any other conditions.

And lots of crims don't like bail checks - and let you know when you knock on the door at 1am.:2thumbsup

Sucks being a crim on bail eh?:lol:


Usually it entails a curfew as part of their bail conditions, so the cops go around at all hours of the night to make sure they are abiding by their conditions. For those that have been on bail for months waiting for things to be resolved it can get just a tad annoying being woken up by the fuzz every night. (Especially if that cop was the one that had previously chased you down the road waving his heat seeking moisture missile at you).

Hmmm...I understand the concept but not why said crim would not be gratefull for home detention or why the copper would be waking crim up to check at some ungodly hour...what gives fellas??

[spudchucka]

Hmmm...I understand the concept but not why said crim would not be gratefull for home detention or why the copper would be waking crim up to check at some ungodly hour...what gives fellas??

Once they are on home D they get a nice little electronic ankle bracelet that gets monitored by Chubb, which means no more nightly visits from the fuzz.

The whole idea of the bail curfew checks is to make sure the little shite is tucked up safely in bed and not out offending.

[McJim]

Once they are on home D they get a nice little electronic ankle bracelet that gets monitored by Chubb, which means no more nightly visits from the fuzz.

The whole idea of the bail curfew checks is to make sure the little shite is tucked up safely in bed and not out offending.

that's what is so fantastic about KB though innit? You can be snuggly tucked up at home with your laptop being offensive to people...in a word - offending.:rofl:

[scumdog]

Hmmm...I understand the concept but not why said crim would not be gratefull for home detention or why the copper would be waking crim up to check at some ungodly hour...what gives fellas??

You sir do not have the proper mentality to be a full-blown sorry-arsed cheese-dick mofo loser shit-head crim.

THEY whinge and want bail, agree to almost anything to get it cos they don't want to end up un custody for weeks or months.

THEN when they do get it they revert to type (and having a childish mentality) the don't want to adhere to the conditions by being home when they should be and being sober (if it is part of the conditions)

And of course with burglars a curfew interferes with their 'work' ability.

And like your average 10 year old they have always got the excuses:
"I was asleep and never heard you knock"
"I was home but must have had the stereo up too loud to hear you"
"It's my cousins birthday so I thought it would be OK to have a few drinks"
"I phoned the police station and they said it would be OK for me to go up to my aunties for the weekend (yeah right!).

So hence why regular bail checks are done at random times - and more than once a night cos if they thought they were only going to be checked once they would be out the back door as soon as you left the first time.

Sometimes after a bail check the cops do a lap of the block near the crims place and come back for a second check about 10 minutes later and spot din-a-ling walking away from his house.:Oops::doh:
It's hysterical to hear the coughing and spluttering from ding-a-ling as he tries to come up with an explanation as to why only 10 minutes after a bail check he is a block away from home heading into town....:lol::lol:

[Dave-]

hahaha excellent read.

[SixPackBack]

You sir do not have the proper mentality to be a full-blown sorry-arsed cheese-dick mofo loser shit-head crim.

THEY whinge and want bail, agree to almost anything to get it cos they don't want to end up un custody for weeks or months.

THEN when they do get it they revert to type (and having a childish mentality) the don't want to adhere to the conditions by being home when they should be and being sober (if it is part of the conditions)

And of course with burglars a curfew interferes with their 'work' ability.

And like your average 10 year old they have always got the excuses:
"I was asleep and never heard you knock"
"I was home but must have had the stereo up too loud to hear you"
"It's my cousins birthday so I thought it would be OK to have a few drinks"
"I phoned the police station and they said it would be OK for me to go up to my aunties for the weekend (yeah right!).

So hence why regular bail checks are done at random times - and more than once a night cos if they thought they were only going to be checked once they would be out the back door as soon as you left the first time.

Sometimes after a bail check the cops do a lap of the block near the crims place and come back for a second check about 10 minutes later and spot din-a-ling walking away from his house.:Oops::doh:
It's hysterical to hear the coughing and spluttering from ding-a-ling as he tries to come up with an explanation as to why only 10 minutes after a bail check he is a block away from home heading into town....:lol::lol:

Holy fuck scumdog your customers sound like SHITE Bhahahahaha.
Why are your customers on bail not allowed to drink alcohol?

[scumdog]

Holy fuck scumdog your customers sound like SHITE Bhahahahaha.
Why are your customers on bail not allowed to drink alcohol?

The restrictions placed on the crim are related to the circumstances of offending, ergo if he was pisssed when he smashed something/assaulted somebody then 'no alcohol' clause.

Of course if they ain't happy with that then it's the remand cells instead.

So it's a win-win for us as there's still no alcohol for him.:weep:

[JimO]

The restrictions placed on the crim are related to the circumstances of offending, ergo if he was pisssed when he smashed something/assaulted somebody then 'no alcohol' clause.

Of course if they ain't happy with that then it's the remand cells instead.

So it's a win-win for us as there's still no alcohol for him.:weep:

heaps of sex though:buggerd:

[McJim]

heaps of sex though:buggerd:

'Tis better to give than to receive........:gob:

[JimO]

'Tis better to give than to receive........:gob:


you know this how????????:shifty:

[Oakie]

Holy thread-dredging Batman. I was speaking with an ex-pat in the Gold Coast last week. He told me of a rough looking bugger he used to run into on rallys from time to time and would have a chat with. He said he got a surprise when the guy told him he was a cop from Balcutha. Oh yeah says I ... "you don't remember his name do you?" He replied "Tom, I think". So then I has to tell him the story from this thread. Small world huh!

[Mom]

Holy thread-dredging Batman. I was speaking with an ex-pat in the Gold Coast last week. He told me of a rough looking bugger he used to run into on rallys from time to time and would have a chat with. He said he got a surprise when the guy told him he was a cop from Balcutha. Oh yeah says I ... "you don't remember his name do you?" He replied "Tom, I think". So then I has to tell him the story from this thread. Small world huh!

Gold! Absolute Gold!

[Zedder]

Holy thread-dredging Batman. I was speaking with an ex-pat in the Gold Coast last week. He told me of a rough looking bugger he used to run into on rallys from time to time and would have a chat with. He said he got a surprise when the guy told him he was a cop from Balcutha. Oh yeah says I ... "you don't remember his name do you?" He replied "Tom, I think". So then I has to tell him the story from this thread. Small world huh!

Dunna, dunna, dunna dunna, Copman!

I was even further afield, the story went global from what I can tell.

[Mom]

Dunna, dunna, dunna dunna, Copman!

I was even further afield, the story went global from what I can tell.

No, International, I think you will find :innocent:

[Zedder]

No, International, I think you will find :innocent:

Nope, if I had have meant International I would have written it. The story went around the world ie: Global.

[Mom]

Nope, if I had have meant International I would have written it. The story went around the world ie: Global.

I stand corrected :D

[scumdog]

Holy thread-dredging Batman. I was speaking with an ex-pat in the Gold Coast last week. He told me of a rough looking bugger he used to run into on rallys from time to time and would have a chat with. He said he got a surprise when the guy told him he was a cop from Balcutha. Oh yeah says I ... "you don't remember his name do you?" He replied "Tom, I think". So then I has to tell him the story from this thread. Small world huh!

C'mon Oakie, who was it?

Apart from Big Dave I only know two other ex-pats - and they ain't in Aussie!

And who the hell refers to me as a 'rough looking bugger'? - I mean to say....:eek5:

[FJRider]

C'mon Oakie, who was it?

Apart from Big Dave I only know two other ex-pats - and they ain't in Aussie!

And who the hell refers to me as a 'rough looking bugger'? - I mean to say....:eek5:

Come on T ... you talk to everybody. And whoever it was ... must have caught you on a good day ... :whistle:

[NordieBoy]

And who the hell refers to me as a 'rough looking bugger'? - I mean to say....:eek5:

Doubt anyone uses "looking" :killingme

[Oakie]

C'mon Oakie, who was it?

Apart from Big Dave I only know two other ex-pats - and they ain't in Aussie!

And who the hell refers to me as a 'rough looking bugger'? - I mean to say....:eek5:

A chap by the name of Garth who lived in Twizel at the time. Was probably riding a Harley at time and was involved in one of the salmon farms.

[Berries]

A chap by the name of Garth.
Schwingggg.

[scumdog]

A chap by the name of Garth who lived in Twizel at the time. Was probably riding a Harley at time and was involved in one of the salmon farms.

Ah, so how are he and Gail doing??

(And he loved his 80's 'zuki)

[idb]

Nope, if I had have meant International I would have written it. The story went around the world ie: Global.

It's a long story Zedder.
Ask one of the old timers to sit down with a pipe and and a whiskey and tell you about it one day.

[MIXONE]

It's a long story Zedder.
Ask one of the old timers to sit down with a pipe and and a whiskey and tell you about it one day.

We haven't had a decent shit stir on here for a while.

[scumdog]

We haven't had a decent shit stir on here for a while.

No shit about it - it happens as reported.:lol:

[Oakie]

Ah, so how are he and Gail doing??

(And he loved his 80's 'zuki)

Oh well done that man! Yep, both good (We had and evening meal and breakfast with them at the RSL in Gold Coast). Living in Brisbane but looking to come home in a couple of years. Garth's Harley spends a lot of time in the garage gathering dust as a result of him working out of town for weeks on end. You never know, he may even pop in here and say hi if he looks past the first post in this thread.

[Zedder]

It's a long story Zedder.
Ask one of the old timers to sit down with a pipe and and a whiskey and tell you about it one day.

All I got was a green rep from Mom with "pedant" as a comment. Not much of an explanation there.

[Virago]

All I got was a green rep from Mom with "pedant" as a comment. Not much of an explanation there.

Someone give that man a DB...

[Zedder]

Someone give that man a DB...

What happened to the pipe and a whiskey?

[idb]

All I got was a green rep from Mom with "pedant" as a comment. Not much of an explanation there.

It really needs a setting around a small campfire where the story teller takes a long drag on his pipe and starts..."It all happened in the long winter of double ought nine......."

[Zedder]

It really needs a setting around a small campfire where the story teller takes a long drag on his pipe and starts..."It all happened in the long winter of double ought nine......."

Would a small electric fan on the "heat" setting and a bottle of beer do?

[Virago]

Would a small electric fan on the "heat" setting and a bottle of beer do?

The beer's fine (DB), but you'll need a camp-fire to cook my sock...

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php/68332-Nearly-busted-for-flashing

[Zedder]

The beer's fine (DB), but you'll need a camp-fire to cook my sock...

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php/68332-Nearly-busted-for-flashing

I knew something was up as soon as I saw "cook my sock".

[scumdog]

What happened to the pipe and a whiskey?

You could always side-step them by going to the first post of this thread....


And then cook a sock in DB..:whistle::crazy:

[Zedder]

You could always side-step them by going to the first post of this thread....


And then cook a sock in DB..:whistle::crazy:

I already knew the story of the leaping naked Officer T (as does most of the known world) but it was the "flashing lights/officer number" classic that was missing SD.