Bren
13th February 2008, 15:43
Arrived via EMail today (Thanks dad, is it a hint?)...
...I just had to share
Fun facts from Infection Control
During an hour's swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12 liter of urine.:sick:
In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles, etc.):puke:
An average person's yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs.:eek5:
In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects - while you slept!:yawn:
Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.:tugger:
Annually you will shake hands with 36 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.:tugger:
In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty linen basket.:scratch:
At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests.
Daily you will breath in 1 liter of other peoples' anal gases.:moon:
HAVE A GREAT DAY...
.and wash your damn hands!
...I just had to share
Fun facts from Infection Control
During an hour's swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12 liter of urine.:sick:
In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles, etc.):puke:
An average person's yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs.:eek5:
In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects - while you slept!:yawn:
Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.:tugger:
Annually you will shake hands with 36 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.:tugger:
In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty linen basket.:scratch:
At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests.
Daily you will breath in 1 liter of other peoples' anal gases.:moon:
HAVE A GREAT DAY...
.and wash your damn hands!