BIKE vs GIRLFRIEND

[Monty69]

How many other guys out there actually want to spend more time riding their bike, rather than the missus? Ive "only" got a CBR250R yet it makes me smile from ear to ear just thinking about riding it up dyres pass rd (chch guys knw wot i mean) hangin off it, short shiftin between corners, scrapin pegs, filtering between all the cage drivers in 5 o'clock traffic or just haulin it down a huge strait road tucked in behind the screen tryin to get it off the clock. I love my girlfriend but she struggles to understand when i want to go for a ride by myself! She doesnt get the idea that a pillion makes the bike much less agile, and then gets shitty coz "u wuld rather spend time with the bike over me" In reality she gets far more attention but i think the idea of me lusting over "a machine" gets her really wild. lol anyone else get this problem? or should i be looking for a biker chick? A rare but sort after breed of woman....

[Finn]

She's obviously not a very good root.

[The Pastor]

You need to treat your woman like you treat your bike and credit card. ROUGH.

[Number One]

The issue is that your girlfriend doesn't feel as special and 'wanted' as the bike. This happens but you shouldn't not ride because of that...you'll just turn all angry and resentful and then she won't want you anyway:rolleyes:.

Bin there....

Can you get her on one? Seems to keep the sqwabbles to a minimum in our household as both me and hubby like to ride by ourselves and together and with others....:banana:

[FilthyLuka]

my last relationship went south because i missed our anniversary 'cause i was too busy doing a top end rebuild and a carb clean out...

She tried to get hold of me, i was busy beating the living shit out of a top end with a mallet to get it unstuck, missed 4 phone calls cause a new piston was more important. Got a text, didn't read it, too busy checking valve guides. Wen't into a coma after setting up the carb, it was 3 in the morning and i was sleepy damnit!

turns out the text read:

"If your peice of shit motorcycle is more important than me then we can call it all off right now and you can fucking marry it!"

text the next morning read:

"Well fine then! I don't want anything to do with you...





and my bike isn't a piece of shit!"

Yeah, we don't talk so much no more...

Who would have thought a 6 month anniversary is important? yeesh...

[Trudes]

Buy her some pretty bike gears and get her on the back, she might start to like it and appreciate fine machinery too.

[fireliv]

When phoenixgtr started riding I felt neglected.
When phoenixgtr got the ZX6R I felt neglected.
When I started riding Phoenixgtr saw it as me accepting biking so I became more neglected.
But now I think we have an understanding......he knows that its time to put the bike in the shed for a weekend and spend time with me when he sees me looking for the hammer......

But seriously, I think that its just one of those things. He loves riding so much that I could never ask him to give it up for me, but I know if it came down to the crunch he would.:love::sick:

[Steam]

She doesnt get the idea that a pillion makes the bike much less agile...
That's because you have a liddle wee bikey. Buy big bikey. Big bikey go better two up.

[skidMark]

How many other guys out there actually want to spend more time riding their bike, rather than the missus? Ive "only" got a CBR250R


Hangggg on you are riding a HONDA and you like riding it more than a girl.

So then which you like riding more, your boyfriend or your HONDA?

Homo.

[Luker]

How many other guys out there actually want to spend more time riding their bike, rather than the missus? Ive "only" got a CBR250R yet it makes me smile from ear to ear just thinking about riding it up dyres pass rd (chch guys knw wot i mean) hangin off it, short shiftin between corners, scrapin pegs, filtering between all the cage drivers in 5 o'clock traffic or just haulin it down a huge strait road tucked in behind the screen tryin to get it off the clock. I love my girlfriend but she struggles to understand when i want to go for a ride by myself! She doesnt get the idea that a pillion makes the bike much less agile, and then gets shitty coz "u wuld rather spend time with the bike over me" In reality she gets far more attention but i think the idea of me lusting over "a machine" gets her really wild. lol anyone else get this problem? or should i be looking for a biker chick? A rare but sort after breed of woman....


Lolz:clap:

[HornetBoy]

LOL ;) well i certainly love riding bikes but if my girlfriend gave me a choice of staying a home and being with her or going for a ride with mates i know what id be jumping for ...staying home :2guns: pays to not disagree with her otherwise their will be trouble
tried to get her on the pillion seat the other day ,chickened out because she said i was accident prone lol :dodge::whistle:

[MaxB]

If you are really serious about bikes and you have a passion that you think will last the rest of your life then any partner you get will have to accept that.

If you ever get the "It's me or the bike" speeches then it is time to move on 'cos she has not accepted a part of who you are.

[Monty69]

Cheers for the advice every 1, except skidmark. Sounds like he has sum sexual issues, I assume hes Bi-sexual, has a broken zxr (typical) and is taking his frustration out on the newbie so ill let it go. Oh and STEAM, i realise a bigger bike will help takin a pillion but im talking bout goin for a properly fast ride (relative to a cbr250) scraping the pegs and flicking it between corners, hard braking etc and even on a bigger bike the extra 60kg or so sitting high behind u duznt help. If im just goin for a cruise i dont mind taking the girlfriend at all, and she likes it. The issue is she duznt understand y i want to go out bymeself sometimes... mmmm the freedom

[HornetBoy]

So then which you like riding more, your boyfriend or your HONDA?

lol nice :laugh: probably the wrong thread to start up here ,everyones gunna have a field day

[Number One]

If you are really serious about bikes and you have a passion that you think will last the rest of your life then any partner you get will have to accept that.
If you ever get the "It's me or the bike" speeches then it is time to move on 'cos she has not accepted a part of who you are.

+1 :clap:

I have had to accept this with my man - can't beat em, join em ;)

[skidMark]

Buy her some pretty bike gears and get her on the back, she might start to like it and appreciate fine machinery too.


Yeah, or it backfires and she goes i don't wnat you on the damn motorbike anymore....

At which point you say what i said to my ex.....

Her: It's me or the bike, make your choice.

Me: Okay fuck off home, i'm going for a ride.

Her: **shocked look** You're choosing me over the bike, i'm serious....the bike goes or i do.

Me: You know where the door is. Bike was here first.

We havn't talked to each other since that day. Silly girl.

[Maha]

You need to treat your woman like you treat your bike and credit card. ROUGH.

Bit rich coming from a single guy innit?....:whistle:




Homo.

Oooooooo look RM, here's something i prepeared earlier...:clap:

[HornetBoy]

Yeah, or it backfires and she goes i don't wnat you on the damn motorbike anymore....

At which point you say what i said to my ex.....

Her: It's me or the bike, make your choice.

Me: Okay fuck off home, i'm going for a ride.

Her: **shocked look** You're choosing me over the bike, i'm serious....the bike goes or i do.

Me: You know where the door is. Bike was here first.


so you've obviously got a few friends with benefits then ?lol

[Jinx3d]

Dunno, I know lots of girls that tried to get into biking, but its just not a chick thing really.

I say, add some balance to your life, you can have a girl and a bike, they arent mutually exclusive as a rule.

PS - I retract any previous posts in defense of skid. Hey skid, you can be a cock at times you know...yes I guess you do.

Can always tell a biking noob, they think the bike is the important bit of motorcycling.

[Spuds1234]

How many other guys out there actually want to spend more time riding their bike, rather than the missus? Ive "only" got a CBR250R yet it makes me smile from ear to ear just thinking about riding it up dyres pass rd (chch guys knw wot i mean) hangin off it, short shiftin between corners, scrapin pegs, filtering between all the cage drivers in 5 o'clock traffic or just haulin it down a huge strait road tucked in behind the screen tryin to get it off the clock. I love my girlfriend but she struggles to understand when i want to go for a ride by myself! She doesnt get the idea that a pillion makes the bike much less agile, and then gets shitty coz "u wuld rather spend time with the bike over me" In reality she gets far more attention but i think the idea of me lusting over "a machine" gets her really wild. lol anyone else get this problem? or should i be looking for a biker chick? A rare but sort after breed of woman....


Take her out on one of the Cruisy Wednesday night rides down here.

If you dont have gear for her, I have a helmet and gloves (they have a few holes in but they still work) and some Draggins you can borrow (you just need to find a jacket).

Show her what its all about when you go cruising over Dyers Pass. Dont scare her, take it easy then at the first stop ask her if she wants to dial it up a notch.

You never know you could get her hooked on riding and then you two can do something that you both love doing together.

Your best bet is to try and show her why you like riding the bike to much.

You should never tell her that you wont take her for a ride because it mucks up the handling etc That makes things much worse between her and the bike. She's probably just about seeing the bike like another woman thats competing for you at this stage.

[Hitcher]

A rare but sort after breed of woman....

Mwuahahahahahaha! Rare indeed she is. Sought-after.

[Grub]

Mate, if it wasn't your bike it would be ...
- tennis
- gaming
- golf
- swimming
- pushbike
- porn
- tiddlywinks
- ....

You're not allowed to have a life, she has to be your life. It's just the way they are :innocent:

[The Pastor]

Bit rich coming from a single guy innit?....:whistle:



Oooooooo look RM, here's something i prepeared earlier...:clap:


Im staying available for mom :love::love::love::Pokey:

[Monty69]

cheers spud1234, yeah ive got gears for her and she likes riding. im trying to teach her on the dirtbike. Yes i will be on the wed nyt cruise next week too, looking forward to it. For future note guys/gals, im new to the site but have been riding for 15 years. Its the most fun u can have i reckon. (i like 4wdriving too but thats another story) Oh and skidmark, perhaps we got off on the wrong wheel. youre a biker so i wuld consider u friend not foe but Dont diss my bike and i wont question ur sexuality cheers mate.

[Spuds1234]

Bring her along on the ride then.

There are a few riders who take pillions with them on the ride (just dont hit a cow ;)).

And you never know, you may enjoy just cruizing and looking at all the scenery that you normally blast past as you line up the next corner perfectly and concentrate on everything required to go fast.

[Nade]

the rare breed them thar wimins thats likith the bikith.

Once I got back ona bike again...my lil wench decided she liked it too..went out and bought herself a new leather jacket...and spent ages finding a helmet small enough to fit her lil wee head...(she wears a kids full face). Got to the point she would drive from Nelson to Blenheim to see me...then pay for gas to fill the bike to go for a ride to kaik or where ever and back again...plus food...her idea..she pays willingly. NOW she wants to get her own bike and sit her license..(but not a fucking GN...her words)..GOOD ON HER i say.....im happy she likes it...but at the same time....she always says...if I want to go to a rally or for a ride by myself...its ok...she's not going to get upset or try and stop me...and she never has. Guess Im one of the lucky ones.:banana:

[skidMark]

so you've obviously got a few friends with benefits then ?lol


Yeah.

The difference being the bike i ride it so hard i blow it up....my friends with benefits i have to blow up before i can ride them hard. :eek:

[skidMark]

Dunno, I know lots of girls that tried to get into biking, but its just not a chick thing really.

I say, add some balance to your life, you can have a girl and a bike, they arent mutually exclusive as a rule.

PS - I retract any previous posts in defense of skid. Hey skid, you can be a cock at times you know...yes I guess you do.

Can always tell a biking noob, they think the bike is the important bit of motorcycling.


Um it's kind of an essential part?

never said it was the most important...

no point having a nice toy if you cant ride it for shit.

really upsets people at track days on thier shiny new 16 grand cbr600....

and a 3k spraycan paintjob 250 passes them.

but yer i'm just a n00b aye?

coming from the guy riding the tl1000? well known as a bike with a strong motor that cannot go around a corner to save itself?

[skidMark]

cheers spud1234, yeah ive got gears for her and she likes riding. im trying to teach her on the dirtbike. Yes i will be on the wed nyt cruise next week too, looking forward to it. For future note guys/gals, im new to the site but have been riding for 15 years. Its the most fun u can have i reckon. (i like 4wdriving too but thats another story) Oh and skidmark, perhaps we got off on the wrong wheel. youre a biker so i wuld consider u friend not foe but Dont diss my bike and i wont question ur sexuality cheers mate.


Haha mate was only taking the piss.

But, i am sorry to say if you ride a honda i'm gunna call ya a homo it's not personal it's just the way it is.

:jerry:

[Edbear]

Bit rich coming from a single guy innit?....:whistle::


Sounds like most of these youngsters are single...:yes:

[mstriumph]

go for a ride
if she were worth bothering about she'd either already be riding, herself :love:
or WILL be as soon as she can get her mitts on your bike :innocent:

..... and THEN we are going to be getting a DIFFERENT sort of post from you like
"HOW CAN I GET MY G/F TO CARE AS MUCH ABOUT ME AS SHE DOES ABOUT MY BIKE??!!":Punk:

[icekiwi]

My second wife reckons our marrige ended when I bought my ZX6Rr go figure...
Marrage is a fine Institution everyone should be committed.....

[DingoZ]

Must be lucky..

My partner of 6 years, likes bikes as well. She doesn't ride a bike. But will eventually come with me as a pillion, once I have the experience under my belt. But we have a trade off. I can go riding when ever I want, as long as time is spent together as well. Give and take goes a long way in anything I reckon....:)

[Jiminy]

Offer her a t-shirt with a picture of your bike on it so she'll feel that she has your attention :lol:

If she has any hobby, make sure you do most of your lonely rides when she's busy. If she doesn't, find her one.


Who would have thought a 6 month anniversary is important? yeesh...

Man, you're missing the point. Your bike saved your life. I have enough problem with yearly anniversaries, but 6 months? You must be joking!


You're not allowed to have a life, she has to be your life. It's just the way they are :innocent:

Shit, that's the part I always miss.


My second wife reckons our marrige ended when I bought my ZX6Rr go figure...

Would have been different with a Harley :whistle:

[Squiggles]

Fark, mine gets annoyed im when sitting next to her on the laptop, no issues with the bike must have it easy :banana:

[skidMark]

I don't get why women think they have any more right to tell us what to do than we do to them?

ohhh thats right...the wet thingy between thier legs, that turns men into dosile pussys.

[babyB]

the way i see it is ... i'd soon he come home grinning from ear to ear & raving about the ride, than commin home pissed & spewing in the closet:bash:

in the past i had the same issue with a male jealous of me bikes... he wasnt round for long
love me, love me my bike

[skidMark]

the way i see it is ... i'd soon he come home grinning from ear to ear & raving about the ride, than commin home pissed & spewing in the closet:bash:

in the past i had the same issue with a male jealous of me bikes... he wasnt round for long
love me, love me my bike

Hang on, arn't all biker chicks butch lesbos who ride viragos?:shit:

[babyB]

Hang on, arn't all biker chicks butch lesbos who ride viragos?:shit:
:rofl:
na i just a dumb blond that admits to owining 2 hondas

[skidMark]

:rofl:
na i just a dumb blond that admits to owining 2 hondas


I see so hang on........all girl bikers are butch lesbos.....thus in theory...if you ride a honda you're a straight chick biker?

[breakaway]

I see so hang on........all girl bikers are butch lesbos.....thus in theory...if you ride a honda you're a straight chick biker?

division by zero error

/head explodes

[skidMark]

division by zero error

/head explodes


Well if they're already a lesbo a honda makes them straight, boomer tried to make himself straight but selling a honda and buying a suzuki doesnt change the fact the back pussy virginity is gone from him, it's not quite the same thing.

[Bikernereid]

As the girlfriend of a biker I would always say get yourself a biker chick if possible. I have had the problem the other way round with guys that I have dated not being into bikes and never understanding why I ignore everything (phone, conversations & amourous advances) when bike racing is on and stop to oggle bikes riding past in the middle of conversations and snogging! Bad girlfriend!!

My bloke has a bike and I would never begrudge him spening time practicing stung riding. I love him for his bike passion and respect and support that he wants to get more into stunt riding and this will take up his time, time away from me. I am a bookworm and it is not usually a two person activity so it is swings and round abouts and relationships should be based on give and take,not selfish demands.

And even thought it is Valentines Day here and I should be all mushy- bike passion never fades but women come and go unless you are lucky enough to find one that loves bikes or that is extremely understanding!!

Just my humble opinion.

[Patch]

WTF is this crap about if your woman doesn't like the bike, go find one who does.

Being in a relationship is about compromise and acceptance. Everything else is just an excuse, problem these days is no-one chooses to really work at it, but just dump the problem (its too hard, blah, blah) rather than solve it.

My wife does not like bikes, she has never ridden and has no intention of doing so. I accept that. She likes shopping, I don't. We accept each other for who we are and we are one. We have learnt to understand that we are different for different reasons. You don't need to know why, but to simply understand that you are, and accept it.


If you really care about her, treat her like a lady (they like it) make the effort, buy her flowers (occasionally) and wear the pants.

If she doesn't understand, communicate with her. Never in anger, only in love. I'm sure there are things that she does, that do not include you.





A bike is just a mode of transport, a sport or a hobby - not the be all, end of life. But for some it is what ends their life.

Life is what you make it. Your choice.

[Number One]

WTF is this crap about if your woman doesn't like the bike, go find one who does.

Being in a relationship is about compromise and acceptance. Everything else is just an excuse, problem these days is no-one chooses to really work at it, but just dump the problem (its too hard, blah, blah) rather than solve it.

My wife does not like bikes, she has never ridden and has no intention of doing so. I accept that. She likes shopping, I don't. We accept each other for who we are and we are one. We have learnt to understand that we are different for different reasons. You don't need to know why, but to simply understand that you are, and accept it.


If you really care about her, treat her like a lady (they like it) make the effort, buy her flowers (occasionally) and wear the pants.

If she doesn't understand, communicate with her. Never in anger, only in love. I'm sure there are things that she does, that do not include you.





A bike is just a mode of transport, a sport or a hobby - not the be all, end of life. But for some it is what ends their life.

Life is what you make it. Your choice.

Damn - Have given out tooo much bling.

Pure gold and evidence of a 'real man' Sir!

Have you had children who can go forth in this land and build and sustain healthy happy relationships? I hope so :sunny:

[homer]

you clearly havnt got the art of putting them off to ride by your self and it not bothering them

wait till a day or time there busy doing something and you think and say about going out on the bike tomorrow

then you say i might go get some fuel for the bike ill be back in 20 ,like an hour usually to get fuel works

Or you make out youve altered something on the bike so you need to go for a ride to see if its better or worse this of course sets up a short ride later .....

[Bikernereid]

How would any girlfriend feel if her bloke was always bitching about her talking on the phone for hours, shopping etc and not spending time with him?? No doubt she would be pissy about it.

You should not need to scheme. If you are in an understanding supportive relationship you should be able to do what you like withouth 'lying' to your partner, and vice versa.




you clearly havnt got the art of putting them off to ride by your self and it not bothering them

wait till a day or time there busy doing something and you think and say about going out on the bike tomorrow

then you say i might go get some fuel for the bike ill be back in 20 ,like an hour usually to get fuel works

Or you make out youve altered something on the bike so you need to go for a ride to see if its better or worse this of course sets up a short ride later .....

[jonbuoy]

Why do some couples have to be surgically joined at the hip? Everyone needs their space and time out, if going out on the bike for an hour gives you yours whats the big deal?

[Number One]

Why do some couples have to be surgically joined at the hip? Everyone needs their space and time out, if going out on the bike for an hour gives you yours whats the big deal?

NOthing at all..

But there is a difference between open and honest 'give and take' AND always feeling you are being 'schemed and manipulated' into being good about accepting the bike time.

[MIXONE]

A bike is just a mode of transport, a sport or a hobby - Your choice.

WTF.I think for the majority of KBers that a bike is a little more than that:yes:
Old Biker saying"If my wife let me ride her as often as my bike does I'd be at home right now"

[Number One]

WTF.I think for the majority of KBers that a bike is a little more than that:yes:
Old Biker saying"If my wife let me ride her as often as my bike does I'd be at home right now"

You of course look to assume that bikers are men. I can assure you there is a big difference between the pleasure from my bike and the pleasure from my man...know which one I'd pass up if I had to...and no it ain't the man!:clap:

Though even if I could ride him whenever I want - I'd still want my bike too.

[Livvy]

I really have to agree with a lot of what everyone else has said, such as Number One... I'm a chick and I can't stand boyfriends who want to be with me every second of the day. I like this oxygen thing, and I don't want it restricted.

I agree with what Patch says - make an effort with her.

But I also say that if bikes are your main passion, it's good to find a girl who can at least appreciate that you want to get out and ride alone. You might be able to get your current one to do that by taking Patch's advice (it's very good advice)...

There's a healthy median. One of my good friends told me he could never be with a woman whom could not handle him spending as much time with his bike as he did her, purely because they're not only a hobby, but his work as well; and he couldn't be with any woman that could not at least pillion well or preferrably had a bike of her own.

So what do you want?

[NOMIS]

Hangggg on you are riding a HONDA and you like riding it more than a girl.

So then which you like riding more, your boyfriend or your HONDA?

Homo.

wawawahhh you a homo. whats wrong with hondas? my hornet beats zxrs from the lights,

Maybe hig gf ugly

[Bikernereid]

+1

A couple should compliment each other not complete each other. They should embrace thier differences and enjoy their similarities. if they can share joint hobbies all the better.


I really have to agree with a lot of what everyone else has said, such as Number One... I'm a chick and I can't stand boyfriends who want to be with me every second of the day. I like this oxygen thing, and I don't want it restricted.

I agree with what Patch says - make an effort with her.

But I also say that if bikes are your main passion, it's good to find a girl who can at least appreciate that you want to get out and ride alone. You might be able to get your current one to do that by taking Patch's advice (it's very good advice)...

There's a healthy median. One of my good friends told me he could never be with a woman whom could not handle him spending as much time with his bike as he did her, purely because they're not only a hobby, but his work as well; and he couldn't be with any woman that could not at least pillion well or preferrably had a bike of her own.

So what do you want?

[Trudes]

You complete me mini-me.

[Livvy]

+1

A couple should compliment each other not complete each other. They should embrace thier differences and enjoy their similarities. if they can share joint hobbies all the better.

Yip... Well I have a big enough range of hobbies to be able to share with everyone I know!

Mind you I scare people off so I don't know that many. :lol:

[Mikkel]

LOL ;) well i certainly love riding bikes but if my girlfriend gave me a choice of staying a home and being with her or going for a ride with mates i know what id be jumping for ...staying home :2guns: pays to not disagree with her otherwise their will be trouble
tried to get her on the pillion seat the other day ,chickened out because she said i was accident prone lol :dodge::whistle:

You'll get older and wiser - I hope... Biking is dangerous after all ;)


Cheers for the advice every 1, except skidmark. Sounds like he has sum sexual issues, I assume hes Bi-sexual, has a broken zxr (typical) and is taking his frustration out on the newbie so ill let it go. Oh and STEAM, i realise a bigger bike will help takin a pillion but im talking bout goin for a properly fast ride (relative to a cbr250) scraping the pegs and flicking it between corners, hard braking etc and even on a bigger bike the extra 60kg or so sitting high behind u duznt help. If im just goin for a cruise i dont mind taking the girlfriend at all, and she likes it. The issue is she duznt understand y i want to go out bymeself sometimes... mmmm the freedom

Nevermind skidMark - fortunately his license is broken as well... for the time being.
And I can't believe noone has said it yet: If you're scraping you pegs - get on your toes and/or hang off your bike more. Try this (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=60340) on for size and consider taking her along a challenge (not as to how fast you can go - but simply just to adapt to a new situation).


wawawahhh you a homo. whats wrong with hondas? my hornet beats zxrs from the lights,

Maybe hig gf ugly

Probably because noone on a ZXR would consider a 250 hornet a challenge - it's a little bit like when boyracers pull along in their souped up shitbuckets and wanna have a drag. You let them go - because it's better to have the dangerously insane in front of you where you can keep an eye on them.

This thread made Hitcher weep!

[007XX]

+1

A couple should compliment each other not complete each other. They should embrace thier differences and enjoy their similarities. if they can share joint hobbies all the better.

It would seem I have to spread myself around a bit before bestowing green goodies onto you again my dear...:o

But very nice post! I couldn't have put it better myself :D :niceone:

[Bikernereid]

Thanks hun.

I can't even get mine to go out on his bike now!!! What is up with that, I even asked him to do if for me as my Valentine's present!! Maybe he should be with the girlfriend who wants more quality time!!


It would seem I have to spread myself around a bit before bestowing green goodies onto you again my dear...:o

But very nice post! I couldn't have put it better myself :D :niceone:

[007XX]

Thanks hun.

I can't even get mine to go out on his bike now!!! What is up with that, I even asked him to do if for me as my Valentine's present!! Maybe he should be with the girlfriend who wants more quality time!!

And maybe you should just graciously thank him, and appreciate the fact that he is willing to do that. Surely, he wouldn't do it if he was not comfortable with it.

Sometimes, the hardest thing to do is to keep it simple and not over analyse in a relationship. Let it be, and just enjoy!

[Curious_AJ]

heh, just my 2 cents here..

as a girlfriend of a biker...

yeah, before I started going out with Indy I knew how much he was into bikes.. I liked that.. because I love a person that is really passionate about something. It shows they have the capacity to love passionately.

I was also mildly interested in bikes at this stage as I had been on a ride when I was little on a cruiser which really rocked my socks! I just hadn't had the chance to explore bikes more.

Then I started going out with him and just became more interested in bikes while I became more interested in him lol.

What I'm trying to say here really, is that I love Indy, I love bikes and I love Indy AND bikes.. so If he wants to ride alone or go with the guys or whatever, I'm usually like "sweet I'll see you when you get home". HE repays me by listening to me babble on about animals all day and how cute they are and about how much I REEEEALLY want a dog... and he's willing to let me have a dog at some stage (hopefully soon) hehe...

in the end, what I'm trying to say is, you've both gotta respect eachother's passions and allow eachother time for those. It's the only way things are gunna work.

[NOMIS]

Probably because noone on a ZXR would consider a 250 hornet a challenge - it's a little bit like when boyracers pull along in their souped up shitbuckets and wanna have a drag. You let them go - because it's better to have the dangerously insane in front of you where you can keep an eye on them.

This thread made Hitcher weep![/QUOTE]

Put that to the test???

[Str8 Jacket]

How many other guys out there actually want to spend more time riding their bike, rather than the missus? Ive "only" got a CBR250R yet it makes me smile from ear to ear just thinking about riding it up dyres pass rd (chch guys knw wot i mean) hangin off it, short shiftin between corners, scrapin pegs, filtering between all the cage drivers in 5 o'clock traffic or just haulin it down a huge strait road tucked in behind the screen tryin to get it off the clock. I love my girlfriend but she struggles to understand when i want to go for a ride by myself! She doesnt get the idea that a pillion makes the bike much less agile, and then gets shitty coz "u wuld rather spend time with the bike over me" In reality she gets far more attention but i think the idea of me lusting over "a machine" gets her really wild. lol anyone else get this problem? or should i be looking for a biker chick? A rare but sort after breed of woman....

I guess im lucky that my man rides and lets me ride (blowup) his bikes.... If you wanna spend more time with your bike than your girlfriend then do it. Just make sure that you're happy being single. When you meet the right person you wont have issues like this. They'll probably be alot more major. If you really do care about your girlfriend and see yourself with her for the rest of your life, blah blah, yadda yadda then ya better start making some compromises. If you dont want tom ake compromises then break up with her and spend more time riding. It can be a "win-win" situation if you want it badly enough.

[NOMIS]

Friend of mine named mike has a ZXR 250 i get 2 - 3 lengths on it constantly to 100khmph before the bloddy thing catches and that only because i dont have any fairings and got nothing to tuck behind. and yeh i let the "boy racers in there souped up shit buckets go....
Why do people constantly under estimate hornets. they have the same motor as the cbrr just dont rev as much wich is easily changed

[skidMark]

Friend of mine named mike has a ZXR 250 i get 2 - 3 lengths on it constantly to 100khmph before the bloddy thing catches and that only because i dont have any fairings and got nothing to tuck behind. and yeh i let the "boy racers in there souped up shit buckets go....
Why do people constantly under estimate hornets. they have the same motor as the cbrr just dont rev as much wich is easily changed


Yeah i rode my mates hornet, went pretty quick...had only 14,000 on the clock though.

rode one with 50,000 and it was a slug.

I would own a hornet over a cbr anyday.

cept i'm too straight for a honda.

[NOMIS]

Yeah i rode my mates hornet, went pretty quick...had only 14,000 on the clock though.

rode one with 50,000 and it was a slug.

I would own a hornet over a cbr anyday.

cept i'm too straight for a honda.

Well mines only done 12,000 a slug? musta fuking nailed it to do that good old honda motors go hard. mines the 2001 model hornet the model before they turned gay. I want a r6.
still to come across a zxr that will beat my bike to 100kmph,
Then came across a 150cc aprillia that left me for dead.

[Mikkel]

Put that to the test???

:gonefishing: (we should have such a smiley!)

Auckland is a long way away. I might make it up there on the 250 one day. If you on that occasion can find a closed piece of road (I will not commit to a race of any sort on the public road!) - sure.
Otherwise, if you find yourself in the vincity of Chch I know of a spot that would do nicely.


Friend of mine named mike has a ZXR 250 i get 2 - 3 lengths on it constantly to 100khmph before the bloddy thing catches and that only because i dont have any fairings and got nothing to tuck behind. and yeh i let the "boy racers in there souped up shit buckets go....
Why do people constantly under estimate hornets. they have the same motor as the cbrr just dont rev as much wich is easily changed

There are huge differences between bikes. Some bikes have been cared for, some have been tuned nicely and seen proper servicing... If you compare old bikes, then the way they've spent their lives will matter greatly.

A girl I know ride a newer ZXR250 than mine and she says that she has got hers tapped out when doing 170 km/h. I've had mine up to 175 km/h on the straight of Ruapuna - but then I run out of road, the bike still had more left in it. Heard from a previous owner that he had it off the clock (~200 km/h) - but I haven't tried that myself...

AFAIK there hasn't been made a nipponese 250 ccm 4-stroke that produced more than 45 hps from the factory. As such I can't see how you'd expect a Hornet to be faster accelerating than a ZXR (even if you bring the engine back to CBR spec).

[Bikernereid]

I really appreciate it but under the circumstances I think he is INSANE. I know how much he loves bikes and I hate taking him away from it. I don't if I could be that selfless for another person, hopefully yes!


And maybe you should just graciously thank him, and appreciate the fact that he is willing to do that. Surely, he wouldn't do it if he was not comfortable with it.

Sometimes, the hardest thing to do is to keep it simple and not over analyse in a relationship. Let it be, and just enjoy!

[NOMIS]

:gonefishing: (we should have such a smiley!



There are huge differences between bikes. Some bikes have been cared for, some have been tuned nicely and seen proper servicing... If you compare old bikes, then the way they've spent their lives will matter greatly.

A girl I know ride a newer ZXR250 than mine and she says that she has got hers tapped out when doing 170 km/h. I've had mine up to 175 km/h on the straight of Ruapuna - but then I run out of road, the bike still had more left in it. Heard from a previous owner that he had it off the clock (~200 km/h) - but I haven't tried that myself...

AFAIK there hasn't been made a nipponese 250 ccm 4-stroke that produced more than 45 hps from the factory. As such I can't see how you'd expect a Hornet to be faster accelerating than a ZXR (even if you bring the engine back to CBR spec).


Yeh well maybe his needs a tune, forgot you guys dont have motorways down there, ive clocked out once but will never try again as the wind was quiet intense but i was past the speedo of 180kmph.
I dont expect my bike to do anything i was surprised at beating the bikes ive raced the reason i got it is because i liked the look with the twin exhausts, and a friend has an older model that is just as quick as mine but he has had the exhaust ports opened up, and carbs rejetted and balanced hes fucked with the intake. he says mines a hell of a lot quicker than his when he got his.
Maybe somethings been tampered with as far as i no it the standard 42hp
25nm flps, has got full rfr race exhaust with twin cans but besides look and sound cool that not going to change any thing.

[jcupit69]

:gonefishing: (we should have such a smiley!)

Auckland is a long way away. I might make it up there on the 250 one day. If you on that occasion can find a closed piece of road (I will not commit to a race of any sort on the public road!) - sure.
Otherwise, if you find yourself in the vincity of Chch I know of a spot that would do nicely.



There are huge differences between bikes. Some bikes have been cared for, some have been tuned nicely and seen proper servicing... If you compare old bikes, then the way they've spent their lives will matter greatly.

A girl I know ride a newer ZXR250 than mine and she says that she has got hers tapped out when doing 170 km/h. I've had mine up to 175 km/h on the straight of Ruapuna - but then I run out of road, the bike still had more left in it. Heard from a previous owner that he had it off the clock (~200 km/h) - but I haven't tried that myself...

AFAIK there hasn't been made a nipponese 250 ccm 4-stroke that produced more than 45 hps from the factory. As such I can't see how you'd expect a Hornet to be faster accelerating than a ZXR (even if you bring the engine back to CBR spec).

I hit bout 190kmh on my 95 zxr c, and that was it.

Was going out wiv some chick for like 2 years when i was bout to turn 17 and get a proper bike (in the uk), and she was adiment that if i got the bike she'd leave me "it's me or the bike", my response "the bike isnt making me choose, so i'll get the bike and you do what you want" in the end i got the bike and she didnt go anywhere (till afew months later when we broke up anyway), and if she had have left me she wouldnt have been the kinda person i'd have wanted to be with anyway!!!

She got pissy when i went out on my own, but she wouldnt get on the back so i told her tough and she could try to follow me in the car but she wouldnt keep up for long. Again she just had to get used to it.

Bottom line is ur girlfriend should accept you for who you are and what you love, my current girlfriend isnt overly happy with me having a bike but she knows how much I love it and she wants me to be happy....n im not happy without a bike.

[CookMySock]

...because I love a person that is really passionate about something. It shows they have the capacity to love passionately. awwwwww :cool:



HE repays me by listening to me babble on about animals all day and how cute they are and about how much I REEEEALLY want a dog... and he's willing to let me have a dog at some stage (hopefully soon) hehe... awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww :love:


in the end, what I'm trying to say is, you've both gotta respect eachother's passions and allow eachother time for those. It's the only way things are gunna work.yer, aint it so.. boyz need chix like u :2thumbsup

:hug::wavey::bye:

DB

[Indiana_Jones]

Hmm bike or women?

Depends,

Show us a pic of the bike and women in question...

Edit: AJ speaks way too highly of me lol

-Indy

[Mikkel]

Was going out wiv some chick for like 2 years when i was bout to turn 17 and get a proper bike (in the uk), and she was adiment that if i got the bike she'd leave me "it's me or the bike", my response "the bike isnt making me choose, so i'll get the bike and you do what you want" in the end i got the bike and she didnt go anywhere (till afew months later when we broke up anyway), and if she had have left me she wouldnt have been the kinda person i'd have wanted to be with anyway!!!

Yeah, I have it the same way. If someone is trying to force an "exclusivity clause" (either X go or I don't want to play) down my throat I usually tell them to stuff it.

Fuck, can'y you remember the prissy little fuckers back in school who'd come over and want to join the game on the condition that this or that guy had to leave :crazy:
Or the ones that would object to letting someone else play along and threaten to leave the game if the others let the newcomer join in... :nono:
Those playgrounds were rough sometimes!

Scary stuff when your partner, who you thought was at least older than 15 (or is it 17 down here?), starts pulling that kinda shit. But then I guess the girls takes a while longer to grow out of that stuff.

I took up motorcycling after having been with my girlfriend for over 2 years and she was cool about it. Was happy for me to get the best safety gear I could get my hands on and me spending money on safety courses and whatnot. :first: (luckily she hasn't got any expensive hobbies... ;) )

[Coyote]

My bike objects to me riding it more than my girlfriend :rolleyes:

Bikes don't ask for it either

[FruitLooPs]

:gonefishing: (we should have such a smiley!)

AFAIK there hasn't been made a nipponese 250 ccm 4-stroke that produced more than 45 hps from the factory. As such I can't see how you'd expect a Hornet to be faster accelerating than a ZXR (even if you bring the engine back to CBR spec).

Don't just look at power output, the Hornet is lower weight by ~20kg over a ZXR250 A model if the internet is to be believed. Combine that with a midget rider and it could well be quicker to 100 until fairing aerodynamics come into play. :eek:

And i've seen my friends ZXR250 pull away gently but steadily from my RG150 a bit past 170k before, granted my RG was probably only doing 160 at best. :laugh:

[NOMIS]

Don't just look at power output, the Hornet is lower weight by ~20kg over a ZXR250 A model if the internet is to be believed. Combine that with a midget rider and it could well be quicker to 100 until fairing aerodynamics come into play. :eek:

And i've seen my friends ZXR250 pull away gently but steadily from my RG150 a bit past 170k before, granted my RG was probably only doing 160 at best. :laugh:


THANK YOOOOU!!!! im only 60kg and yeh bikes dry weight is 150kg. thats what 210kg. and because im poor im normally on empty hahaha

[Mikkel]

Don't just look at power output, the Hornet is lower weight by ~20kg over a ZXR250 A model if the internet is to be believed. Combine that with a midget rider and it could well be quicker to 100 until fairing aerodynamics come into play. :eek:

True enough - I actually thought that the ZXR250A was a bit lighter than that. I found a weight saying 171 kgs (doesn't say dry or wet - I'm hoping that would be wet. Gotta find someplace to weigh my own.). The ZXR250C says 141 kg dry on Wiki.
Found 149 kgs dry for the Hornet. That's going to make a difference for sure.

Difference in rider weight is of course also a significant factor when we're looking at smaller machines like these.

[Mikkel]

THANK YOOOOU!!!! im only 60kg and yeh bikes dry weight is 150kg. thats what 210kg. and because im poor im normally on empty hahaha

Hehe - that's a 35 kg advantage on the rider alone. :p

[NOMIS]

Hehe - that's a 35 kg advantage on the rider alone. :p

Still though people do under estimate my sexy lil beast, Im more like 65kg but that drops when im not doing any sports, All i was trying to get across was hondas arnt gay lol the cars maybe but id still own one lol they cheap and nice to drive.

Ive had nuemerous people on other bikes ask me " what the fuck is it" so cant be gay if most people dont even no what it is

[Mikkel]

Still though people do under estimate my sexy lil beast, Im more like 65kg but that drops when im not doing any sports, All i was trying to get across was hondas arnt gay lol the cars maybe but id still own one lol they cheap and nice to drive.

Ive had nuemerous people on other bikes ask me " what the fuck is it" so cant be gay if most people dont even no what it is

Oh, I don't belong to the "Hondas are gay!"-camp... No matter what some people say Honda makes some of the finest NA engines around and I get angry whenever I hear about some fuckwit chucking a turbo on a V-TEC! :nono:

And if I were free to choose a sportscar tomorrow it would either be a Porshe or a Honda NSX. A reliable super car you can drive every day :D

"Funny" about the ZXR250A - it's next to impossible to dig out any specs on them.

[NOMIS]

Oh, I don't belong to the "Hondas are gay!"-camp... No matter what some people say Honda makes some of the finest NA engines around and I get angry whenever I hear about some fuckwit chucking a turbo on a V-TEC! :nono:

And if I were free to choose a sportscar tomorrow it would either be a Porshe or a Honda NSX. A reliable super car you can drive every day :D

"Funny" about the ZXR250A - it's next to impossible to dig out any specs on them.

good cause hondass go hard and it not a strange thing to see them with +250,000km on them.

i just googled 1990 zxr spec and on paper your bike lighter more power and more torque? hmmm must be that there that bloody old.
Wouldnt mind the brand new ninja man the sexy looking things,
keep thinking fuk this i wana r6 cant wait to get off my 250 lol

[Monty69]

And I can't believe noone has said it yet: If you're scraping you pegs - get on your toes and/or hang off your bike more.

Im well aware of the fact that the further out u hang ur head/upper body holding the bike more upright the faster the bike will corner but theres only so far u can hang off the bike before u have to actually lean the bike right over too... thats y the tyre is curved. The pegs scrape when im just nearing the egde of my tyre (warning) and my knee is touching. i reccommend bridgestone battlax tyres, HUGE grip makes achieving these angles easy and very forgiving when those heart in mouth moments occur. Problem is they dont last all that long when constantly riden hard lol

[homer]

How would any girlfriend feel if her bloke was always bitching about her talking on the phone for hours, shopping etc and not spending time with him?? No doubt she would be pissy about it.

You should not need to scheme. If you are in an understanding supportive relationship you should be able to do what you like withouth 'lying' to your partner, and vice versa.

You have to have time away from them as well
oh do read it again

Its not a matter of they dont or cant go
its the little time you want for you

[homer]

Well mines only done 12,000 a slug? musta fuking nailed it to do that good old honda motors go hard. mines the 2001 model hornet the model before they turned gay. I want a r6.
still to come across a zxr that will beat my bike to 100kmph,
Then came across a 150cc aprillia that left me for dead.

Why are you trying to compare 2 totaly different bikes

if you took time to have a good look at them the hornet is hondas answer to a suzuki bandit
you cant compare the 2
there so different

Especially when your trying to compare to a cbr

[Mikkel]

i just googled 1990 zxr spec and on paper your bike lighter more power and more torque? hmmm must be that there that bloody old.
Wouldnt mind the brand new ninja man the sexy looking things,
keep thinking fuk this i wana r6 cant wait to get off my 250 lol

I only found one (http://www.importmc.com.au/Bikes/Stockpics/zxr250a/ZXR250A.html) resource for the ZXR250A and that's not very good IMHO. According to that one it's 171 kg (dry or wet - it doesn't say) and makes no mention of the power (should be 45 hps according to everything I've heard).

What did you find?

And I'm actually not too keen on the new ninjas...


Im well aware of the fact that the further out u hang ur head/upper body holding the bike more upright the faster the bike will corner but theres only so far u can hang off the bike before u have to actually lean the bike right over too... thats y the tyre is curved. The pegs scrape when im just nearing the egde of my tyre (warning) and my knee is touching. i reccommend bridgestone battlax tyres, HUGE grip makes achieving these angles easy and very forgiving when those heart in mouth moments occur. Problem is they dont last all that long when constantly riden hard lol

There are heaps of threads on the subject of hanging off, getting your knee down, etc. so won't comment on that part.

However, it sounds like you should consider going to the track - that kind of riding wouldn't leave much of a margin to handle unforeseen situations. Take care.

[ronjinator777]

ditch the girl ive "only" got a cbr250r as well and yes getting it off the clock doing stoppies and mass clutch slipping wheelies is a hell of a lot of fun.. ex had the same problem didnt ride didnt understand. get some freedom! 250s are fun, i could have a bigger bike if i wanted but whats more fun than pissing off a guy on a 600 because you can go round the corner faster than he can with your knee sliding etc or sitting on the tank. stuff the big bikes.... stuff the partners just have "friends with benefits!" hahahaha

[Bikernereid]

As I have said thoughout it is about compromise but at the same time so many people are like limpets and can't be alone.

Poeple need to have time to themselves as well as time shared with a loved one. It is reaching the balance and some people just do not seem to be able to achieve this, usually as one person is more needy and demanding than the other.



You have to have time away from them as well
oh do read it again

Its not a matter of they dont or cant go
its the little time you want for you

[MIXONE]

ditch the girl ive "only" got a cbr250r stuff the partners just have "friends with benefits!" hahahaha
Females have "friends with benefits" males have anything that will stay still long enough:2thumbsup(1 minute in my case:Oops:

[Bikernereid]

Bless ya!! That is twice as long as some men out there so think yourself lucky:whistle:


Females have "friends with benefits" males have anything that will stay still long enough:2thumbsup(1 minute in my case:Oops:

[skidMark]

THANK YOOOOU!!!! im only 60kg and yeh bikes dry weight is 150kg. thats what 210kg. and because im poor im normally on empty hahaha


ZXR full oil and fuel is 160

approx 140kg dry.

[skidMark]

Oh, I don't belong to the "Hondas are gay!"-camp... No matter what some people say Honda makes some of the finest NA engines around and I get angry whenever I hear about some fuckwit chucking a turbo on a V-TEC! :nono:

And if I were free to choose a sportscar tomorrow it would either be a Porshe or a Honda NSX. A reliable super car you can drive every day :D

"Funny" about the ZXR250A - it's next to impossible to dig out any specs on them.


Turbo V-TEC's are fucking quick if the turbo spools up at the right point.

porsche reliable? who are you kidding.

course you cant get any specs on a zxr....

it's cus they r never stopped cus u always wanna ride em.

your welcome to weigh my boxes of parts though.

[Mikkel]

Turbo V-TEC's are fucking quick if the turbo spools up at the right point.

The point about a the Honda engines is that they are designed as NA enginers - and pretty much perfected that way. Chucking a turbo on one might make it produce more power - but it is still a waste.

[quote]
porsche reliable? who are you kidding.[\quote]

Compared to all other supercars (the NSX excluded), YES!

skidMark - do you perhaps know of an anonymous repper by the name of cocksmoker? -Just curious is all.

[skidMark]

porsche reliable? who are you kidding.


The point about a the Honda engines is that they are designed as NA enginers - and pretty much perfected that way. Chucking a turbo on one might make it produce more power - but it is still a waste.

Compared to all other supercars (the NSX excluded), YES!

skidMark - do you perhaps know of an anonymous repper by the name of cocksmoker? -Just curious is all.

yer but it's a porsche...yuck. well i like classic porsche's.

nah it's not a waste honda V-TEC with turbo set up right is fecking amazing...

still a honda tho.

no idea on the repper sorry.

[yod]

yer but it's a porsche...yuck. well i like classic porsche's.

nah it's not a waste honda V-TEC with turbo set up right is fecking amazing...

still a honda tho.

no idea on the repper sorry.

whats wrong with hondas??

[skidMark]

whats wrong with hondas??


Sorry theres a 10,000 character post length limit.

wouldn't wanna miss anything.

[yod]

Sorry theres a 5000 character post length limit.

wouldn't wanna miss anything.

ah right, so they're kinda like a kawasaki, except well made......



pwn3d

[Mikkel]

Mark, I hope you do realise that there's more to making a good turbo engine setup than chucking a turbine onto a 14:1 NA engine....

Of course you could be with the crowd that thinks that getting 250 hps NOW for 2 months is better than having 200 hps that'll last for 20 years... Engines are designed with certain running parameters in mind. In the V-TECs case it's about running at 1 atm and delivering the best perfomance possible.

[skidMark]

ah right, so they're kinda like a kawasaki, except well made......



pwn3d


Yeah, kind of.

except only fags buy hondas.

and they don't make hondas in kick-ass lime green.

[skidMark]

Mark, I hope you do realise that there's more to making a good turbo engine setup than chucking a turbine onto a 14:1 NA engine....

Of course you could be with the crowd that thinks that getting 250 hps NOW for 2 months is better than having 200 hps that'll last for 20 years... Engines are designed with certain running parameters in mind. In the V-TECs case it's about running at 1 atm and delivering the best perfomance possible.

no engine lasts long in my hands.

[yod]

Yeah, kind of.

except only fags buy hondas.

and they don't make hondas in kick-ass lime green.

so you're calling me a fag ?

[Mikkel]

no engine lasts long in my hands.


Well, I'm not surprised. But I am kinda sleepy!

Maintainance works wonders I've heard...


so you're calling me a fag ?

Something about the pot... Double team him with DMNTD and it'll sort itself out.

[yod]

Something about the pot... Double team him with DMNTD and it'll sort itself out.

:lol:

......

[skidMark]

so you're calling me a fag ?


Thought u have a suzuki...

mind you anybody who owns a honda and gets scared and jumps back in the closet and buys a suzuki...doesnt change the fact though.

[yod]

Thought u have a suzuki...

mind you anybody who owns a honda and gets scared and jumps back in the closet and buys a suzuki...doesnt change the fact though.

i do have a suzuki. i also have a honda. i also have two cars, a house, a wife, a double degree, a job and a life

whats your brilliant sociological assessment of that?





this effort is right up there with "it doesn't even have USDs"


:rofl:

[owner]

How many other guys out there actually want to spend more time riding their bike, rather than the missus? Ive "only" got a CBR250R yet it makes me smile from ear to ear just thinking about riding it up dyres pass rd (chch guys knw wot i mean) hangin off it, short shiftin between corners, scrapin pegs, filtering between all the cage drivers in 5 o'clock traffic or just haulin it down a huge strait road tucked in behind the screen tryin to get it off the clock. I love my girlfriend but she struggles to understand when i want to go for a ride by myself! She doesnt get the idea that a pillion makes the bike much less agile, and then gets shitty coz "u wuld rather spend time with the bike over me" In reality she gets far more attention but i think the idea of me lusting over "a machine" gets her really wild. lol anyone else get this problem? or should i be looking for a biker chick? A rare but sort after breed of woman....

Shes doing something wrong and you need a 600, I never thought I would enjoy riding with a pillion, but meeting bikern1mpho, has broadened my horizions, Riding with a girl on the back can be fucking fantastic, corners are fun but straights can be orgasmic, If shes keen to get on the back buy a nice bike that does everything right so she never hears you complain about it and she wants to ride on it because its a sexy beast, IE get rid of the skidmark machine, Buy a CBR600

[NOMIS]

i do have a suzuki. i also have a honda. i also have two cars, a house, a wife, a double degree, a job and a life

whats your brilliant sociological assessment of that?





this effort is right up there with "it doesn't even have USDs"


:rofl:

HAHAH BUuUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNTTTTTTT come on Skidmeark

[Guitana]

Shes doing something wrong and you need a 600, I never thought I would enjoy riding with a pillion, but meeting bikern1mpho, has broadened my horizions, Riding with a girl on the back can be fucking fantastic, corners are fun but straights can be orgasmic, If shes keen to get on the back buy a nice bike that does everything right so she never hears you complain about it and she wants to ride on it because its a sexy beast, IE get rid of the skidmark machine, Buy a CBR600

CBR600? With two up? what do the pair of you weigh 60kgs?
Buy a farken big bike, at least 1000cc then take ya missus for a blast then you'll know what orgasmic is pal!! The only reason shes climaxing on the back of a CBR 600 is the vibration from that 600cc engine revving it's tits off!!
Sexy beast one word Hyabusa!!!!!