Kiwi Biker *Big Brother*

[Hitcher]

Imagine this scenario...

Ten Kiwi Biker members are locked up in the same house, as in the TV series *Big Brother*. The only way they can leave is by voting each other out or by killing each other.

Which Ten KBers would make the most entertaining mix (from the perspective of viewers at home), who would be the ultimate survivor, and what sequence of events would have transpired to lead to that result?

Enjoy!

[Str8 Jacket]

Oh you bastard! Let me think...... hehehehehehe

[BIHB@0610]

Hitcher
SkidMark
Bikernympho
Scumdog
007XX
jrandom
Joni (to keep them all in line!)
Kickaha (for Joni)
Slowpoke
Cowpoos

SkidMark would've been the first to leave - for medical reasons - spun out of control and hit his head on the slippery tiled first corner coming out of the shower.......

Joni would be the ultimate survivor - oh god hang on that would mean she'd have to vote Kick out - and that might not be good when she got home, unless the place was a real shit hole and he was grateful. Geez you could go off on soooo many tangents with this one!!!

[DingoZ]

:2thumbsup

:girlfight:

:jerry:

:Pokey:


This should be quite entertaining....

[Usarka]

Skidmark
Dipshit
Jim2
Stranger
IdlyIdlyIddle
Joni
Random
Scumdog
MentalTrousers
Shaun


Joni kills Idlelideldedld and has to be arrested by Scum. 3 down.
Dipshit conspires to kick off Stranger, so Jim2 and Random beat the shit out of him and he gets voted off.
MentalT gets the boot from J2 after making an innapropriate comment.
Shaun gets tired of the bullshit and goes to taupo.
Standoff between random and j2, they are settle it with a witticism/sarcasm fight. It goes on for 13 days and they die of exhaustion.
Skidmark wins as the last man standing.

(ok so i didnt follow the rules, shoot me!)

[ManDownUnder]

LOLOL Farkkk....

Hitch - you're in
SkidMark
Frosty
PinkHogGirl
IdleIdolIdillytidillyeyetie
Finn
007XX
Colapop
Jrandom
KeyStone

So first up is the party PHG organises for the get together. Finn, III Jrandom get trolleyed and start mentally mastrubating in the corner over th meaning of life and analysing the upcoming proceedings to death. Hitch sits quietly in the corner correcting their increasingly slurred speach and asking PHG to turn the music down.

PHG tells him to get fucked - she wants to hear the beat from the spa pool.

I'll let others continue the story - one chapter each please...

[Mikkel]

I change the channel, give up and does something else than TV.

[Mental Trousers]

Hitcher
skidmark
curious_aj
buckbuckno1
idleidylchild
dangerous
shaun
jrandom
str8 jacket
NC

jrandom winds up skidmark and curious_aj while dangerous gets up buckbuckno1 and idleidylechild. Hitcher gets pissed off and goes chainsaw murderer on them, topping himself afterwards for misspelling death to the illiterate (written in blood on the wall). Leaving shaun to try and out drink str8 jacket and NC but loses when he runs out of smokes and the girls won't give him any of their stash. str8 jacket and NC then have a knife fight and 1 of them lives to claim the prize

[jrandom]

str8 jacket and NC then have a knife fight...

I would totally pay money to watch that.

[Str8 Jacket]

jrandom winds up skidmark and curious_aj while dangerous gets up buckbuckno1 and idleidylechild. Hitcher gets pissed off and goes chainsaw murderer on them, topping himself afterwards for misspelling death to the illiterate (written in blood on the wall). Leaving shaun to try and out drink str8 jacket and NC but loses when he runs out of smokes and the girls won't give him any of their stash. str8 jacket and NC then have a knife fight and 1 of them lives to claim the prize

Oh chainsaw's, alcohol, smokes and knives. Sounds like a CYF's home.....

BTW, NC would totally kick my arse. Unless I unleash my Ninja skills!

[007XX]

:killingme :killingme :killingme

*takes a chair, and sits back to watch the mayhem unfold...*

[Steam]

I will picket the Big Bother house with a sign that says
"WINJA WOULD KICK YOUR SKINNY ARSES, YOU FUCKING USELESS CUNTS"

Can we please have Winja in the house?

[koba]

Oh chainsaw's, alcohol, smokes and knives. Sounds like a CYF's home.....

BTW, NC would totally kick my arse. Unless I unleash my Ninja skills!

mmmmm, chick ninja skills....

[Hitcher]

I will picket the Big Bother house with a sign that says
"WINJA WOULD KICK YOUR SKINNY ARSES, YOU FUCKING USELESS CUNTS"

Can we please have Winja in the house?

And your other nine KBers would be?

[NighthawkNZ]

Imagine this scenario...

Ten Kiwi Biker members are locked up in the same house, as in the TV series *Big Brother*. The only way they can leave is by voting each other out or by killing each other.

Which Ten KBers would make the most entertaining mix (from the perspective of viewers at home), who would be the ultimate survivor, and what sequence of events would have transpired to lead to that result?

Enjoy!

Can I vote myself out so I can go riding ?

[Nasty]

Can I vote myself out so I can go riding ?

You have to be voted in first! :jerry:

[NighthawkNZ]

You have to be voted in first! :jerry:
well if I cant vote myself out to go riding then I don't want to be voted in... :lol: :bleh:

[Indiana_Jones]

And your other nine KBers would be?

who cares! WINJA's in the house lol

I'd reckon Colapop would win, he'd convice the others they want to leave :sunny:

-Indy

[SPman]

I would totally pay money to watch that.
NC would be a stick in!

And your other nine KBers would be?
With Winja, would you need 9 others..........

[jrandom]

NC would be a stick in!

Indeed. Ever since I first met her, I've had this fantasy of watching a lesser woman in the process of being entirely absorbed.

[The Stranger]

Lots of ways you could go on this.
I'd go with the funny as fuck option.
Rossi Gal
HDTboy
Poos
Boomer
Nodrog
Maha
ManDownUnder
PinkHogGirl
Finn
Sidecarbob

Elimination is when you either stop talking shit or can drink no more alcohol, I'm going to have to go with sidcarbob for the win here by a nose from Rossi Gal.

[MyGSXF]

I'd reckon Colapop would win, he'd convice the others they want to leave :sunny:

He'd hug them all to death.. :shutup: pick them of quietly.. one by one.. :shifty:

[Maha]

As Te Stranger said...can go any way with the list so.......
For A Fucken' screamer and ratings topper...i would have...:devil2:

Katman
Joni
Crashe
SkidMark
Idolthingy
Yungatart
MsTriumph
snot
Finn
Dipshit

Sure, there would some 'quiet moments' but chit chat over brekky would be a lively start to the day. Skidmark to win purely on the 'entertainment' value! And i would get to place the camera's....:banana:

[NC]

Indeed. Ever since I first met her, I've had this fantasy of watching a lesser woman in the process of being entirely absorbed.

What the hell is that supposed to mean?:argue:

[pzkpfw]

Stuff the voting.

5 KB women, 5 KB men, pron ensues!

I'd pay for that.

[yungatart]

As Te Stranger said...can go any way with the list so.......
For A Fucken' screamer and ratings topper...i would have...:devil2:

Katman
Joni
Crashe
SkidMark
Idolthingy
Yungatart
MsTriumph
snot
Finn
Dipshit

Sure, there would some 'quiet moments' but chit chat over brekky would be a lively start to the day. Skidmark to win purely on the 'entertainment' value! And i would get to place the camera's....:banana:
That's what you think!!

[R6_kid]

MsTriumph
Dipshit
Winja
SixPackBack
Skidmark
Katman
Kevmo7
Whitetrash
Kittyhawk
John

[Trudes]

I'd shower topless.

[SixPackBack]

I'd shower topless.

Hussy. Now your on everyones list.:2thumbsup

[Trudes]

Hussy. Now your on everyones list.:2thumbsup

I knew you'd be the first to reply!!:love: Gotta get the ratings somehow!

[deanohit]

I'd shower topless.

What time and channel is it on? :shifty:

[Kickaha]

Winja
Zed
Mikey
Crazy Steve
NC
Katman
Skidmark
Finn
Boomer
Dover

foregone conclusion, Zed would win because he has God on his side

[Mom]

LOLOL Farkkk....
PHG tells him to get fucked - she wants to hear the beat from the spa pool.

I'll let others continue the story - one chapter each please...

Mr *yawn* falls asleep and drowns in the pool, while Finn takes pics to sell later. Keystone and Frosty leave to debate the race scene, and jrandom and XX007 are left to eat the chillie, the one that survives the hottest food challenge wins :yes:




Elimination is when you either stop talking shit or can drink no more alcohol, I'm going to have to go with sidcarbob for the win here by a nose from Rossi Gal.
In relation to drinking or talking shit? just for clarity you understand :blip:



Stuff the voting.

5 KB women, 5 KB men, pron ensues!

I'd pay for that.

You have lots of wet dreams eh mate? How much would you pay me to organise this for your viewing pleasure? It can be arranged, 12 hours, 5 KB members of each sex, at your mercy. Imagine that! PM me if you want me to organise it for you.

[Str8 Jacket]

What the hell is that supposed to mean?:argue:

Dont worry chick, we can just heat up the knives and put them to good use..... That way it wouldnt matter who won cause by that stage we wouldnt care!

[Kendog]

What time and channel is it on? :shifty:

8.30pm on channel 'Kendogs bathroom'

[deanohit]

8.30pm on channel 'Kendogs bathroom'

Curtains or not?:dodge:

[DEATH_INC.]

Whitetrash
Boomer
Poo's
Dover
Larriken
I've seen this lot in action, you wouldn't need anyone else....but to make 10...
Mrs Kendog (you know why, he he)
Riffraff (to keep them alive...)
skidmark
Winja
Rossigal.

that'd be entertainment......

[Kendog]

Curtains or not?:dodge:

Sorry, strictly pay per view.

[Katman]

There's some names there I'd be honoured to share a house with.:msn-wink:

[EJK]

SkidMark would've been the first to leave - for medical reasons - spun out of control and hit his head on the slippery tiled first corner coming out of the shower.......


and knee down ;)

[Laava]

How much would you pay me to organise this for your viewing pleasure? It can be arranged, 12 hours, 5 KB members of each sex, at your mercy. Imagine that! PM me if you want me to organise it for you.
You realize that this will be taken seriously Gretel! However, it will be some PRIMO telly so buckle up kids and get out your wallets, Mom has a new career!!!:sunny:

[EJK]

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You are soooo fkn' in bro! :first:

[Sully60]

Sorry, strictly pay per view.

And if you have to ask you can't afford!

[BIHB@0610]

Lots of ways you could go on this.
I'd go with the funny as fuck option.
Rossi Gal
HDTboy
Poos
Boomer
Nodrog
Maha
ManDownUnder
PinkHogGirl
Finn
Sidecarbob

Elimination is when you either stop talking shit or can drink no more alcohol, I'm going to have to go with sidcarbob for the win here by a nose from Rossi Gal.

Well gee if SidecarBob's in the house I'm voting myself on too .... for investigative purposes:devil2: Bob never talks shit though :innocent: so I think your definition of elimination might need adjusting......

[Swoop]

I am surprised that nobody has suggested putting 10 mods in the house and then just locking the doors.

[Mental Trousers]

I am surprised that nobody has suggested putting 10 mods in the house and then just locking the doors.
No contest, I'd win. Mainly because I'm the only person to ever scam their way into the top job here.

[Colapop]

I in house. I want you all.

[skidMark]

As Te Stranger said...can go any way with the list so.......
For A Fucken' screamer and ratings topper...i would have...:devil2:

Katman
Joni
Crashe
SkidMark
Idolthingy
Yungatart
MsTriumph
snot
Finn
Dipshit

Sure, there would some 'quiet moments' but chit chat over brekky would be a lively start to the day. Skidmark to win purely on the 'entertainme

nt' value! And i would get to place the camera's....:banana:

Hmmmm interesting mix there given that situation it would go like this.

I arrive..... crashe waggles her finger at me for putting my bags in the wrong place so i snap her finger off and stab her with it.


there are different challenges each day...after a week they drop down the wall next to the house and discover we are living in the taupo pit lane.

There are races each week...if you brake too early or drop below 80kph your bike self destructs.

if you do not knee down every corner you get shot at by mutant chickens with RPG's that launch dirty man nappies.

finn gets disqualified and removed for trying to offer bribes.
sooo in summary

Katman - blows up for braking too soon
Joni - bike blew up at pit exit for going too slow due to it being a pushbike with aplaying card taped on the spokes.

Crashe - waggled her finger at me so i snapped it off and stabbed her with it.

SkidMark - i won duh (hey this is my fantasy)

Finn - gets allowed back in after they take all his money. but dies in the midget toss event.

Idolthingy
Yungatart
MsTriumph
snot
Dipshit


All of the above involved in a massive drunkin orgy that ends with a petrol fight and i threw a ciggy in.

taadaa

:devil2:

S&M <<< lolz

[Maha]

Hmmmm interesting mix there given that situation it would go like this.

I arrive..... crashe waggles her finger at me for putting my bags in the wrong place so i snap her finger off and stab her with it.


there are different challenges each day...after a week they drop down the wall next to the house and discover we are living in the taupo pit lane.

There are races each week...if you brake too early or drop below 80kph your bike self destructs.

if you do not knee down every corner you get shot at by mutant chickens with RPG's that launch dirty man nappies.

finn gets disqualified and removed for trying to offer bribes.
sooo in summary

Katman - blows up for braking too soon
Joni - bike blew up at pit exit for going too slow due to it being a pushbike with aplaying card taped on the spokes.

Crashe - waggled her finger at me so i snapped it off and stabbed her with it.

SkidMark - i won duh (hey this is my fantasy)

Finn - gets allowed back in after they take all his money. but dies in the midget toss event.

Idolthingy
Yungatart
MsTriumph
snot
Dipshit


All of the above involved in a massive drunkin orgy that ends with a petrol fight and i threw a ciggy in.

taadaa

:devil2:

S&M <<< lolz

That is very clever Mark, even for you......:eek: Bling sent, still laughing!...:niceone:

[rudolph]

I think Skidmark would be the first to get killed:yes:

[Colapop]

...with an blunt macrame pot holder

[skidMark]

I think Skidmark would be the first to get killed:yes:


Hey man i'm lovable cmon...i'm like the little bunny singing that cute song they are selling as ringtones on the new tv ad....talking about loving her carrot....

that nawty lil bunny loves her carrot...kinky lil whore rabbit...she strokes it and sings about how she loves it...

likes it rough like you rudi bro lol

take care buddy.

Mark.

[Finn]

Hmmmm interesting mix there given that situation it would go like this.

I arrive..... crashe waggles her finger at me for putting my bags in the wrong place so i snap her finger off and stab her with it.


there are different challenges each day...after a week they drop down the wall next to the house and discover we are living in the taupo pit lane.

There are races each week...if you brake too early or drop below 80kph your bike self destructs.

if you do not knee down every corner you get shot at by mutant chickens with RPG's that launch dirty man nappies.

finn gets disqualified and removed for trying to offer bribes.
sooo in summary

Katman - blows up for braking too soon
Joni - bike blew up at pit exit for going too slow due to it being a pushbike with aplaying card taped on the spokes.

Crashe - waggled her finger at me so i snapped it off and stabbed her with it.

SkidMark - i won duh (hey this is my fantasy)

Finn - gets allowed back in after they take all his money. but dies in the midget toss event.

Idolthingy
Yungatart
MsTriumph
snot
Dipshit


All of the above involved in a massive drunkin orgy that ends with a petrol fight and i threw a ciggy in.

taadaa

:devil2:

S&M <<< lolz

... then skidMark slowly awakes from a deep sleep and realises that dream about an aching arse from 10 hours of riding is actually Crashes' strap on being plunged deep inside him. He attempts to let out a scream but finds the barrel of a shotgun in his mouth with Finn's finger twitching on the trigger saying... "Go ahead bitch, squeal."

[deanohit]

... then skidMark slowly awakes from a deep sleep and realises that dream about an aching arse from 10 hours of riding is actually Crashes' strap on being plunged deep inside him. He attempts to let out a scream but finds the barrel of a shotgun in his mouth with Finn's finger twitching on the trigger saying... "Go ahead bitch, squeal."

Bwahahahahaha, capped it off perfectly! :lol:

[McJim]

Skidmark get's sliced and battered then deep fried....Kalamari anyone? :rofl:

[Usarka]

Sigfried Freud would have a fieldday with that one finn.....

[Finn]

Sigfried Freud would have a fieldday with that one finn.....

I was thinking more Quentin Tarantino...

[skidMark]

I was thinking more Quentin Tarantino...


Hey finn man seriously. You made your money as a flying cannon midget right?

[Finn]

Hey finn man seriously. You made your money as a flying cannon midget right?

What, aren't you playing anymore?

[Str8 Jacket]

Hey finn man seriously. You made your money as a flying cannon midget right?

LMFAO! Come on Finn, admit it. He got you there! :lol:

[Finn]

LMFAO! Come on Finn, admit it. He got you there! :lol:

Laughing at ones disability is the lowest form of humour. I'm not short, just under tall.

[Str8 Jacket]

Laughing at ones disability is the lowest form of humour. I'm not short, just under tall.

So that would make you low though, wouldnt it?! :p

[skidMark]

Laughing at ones disability is the lowest form of humour. I'm not short, just under tall.


Okay man i'm sorry it's not funny....


It's fucking hilarious.

[skidMark]

Laughing at ones disability is the lowest form of humour. I'm not short, just under tall.


Hey man it's okay you know. It doesnt matter what size your one is when your the catcher.

Now ponder this, do i mean that in a prison bitch sense, or midget tossing?

Or a midget tossing off?

[Finn]

Hey man it's okay you know. It doesnt matter what size your one is when your the catcher.

Now ponder this, do i mean that in a prison bitch sense, or midget tossing?

Or a midget tossing off?

It doesn't really matter Mark. The chance of me going to prison is about as much as you loosing your virginity.

Edit: With a girl.

[Colapop]

Skidmark, first to go - beaten to death with a BBQ
FINN railed against so much injustice that he voted himself out
DMNTD Saw more opportunities with the cast than in the house
Str8 Jacket got carried out drunk
Fireball - threw her over the fence
BuckbuckNo1 organised a ride, hijacked it, then left, pissed off with everyone (but hid in the corner)
WINJA PAINTED THE FUCKING ROOF and fell off
Graemeboy impaled WINJA nuff said
Jim2 had the sarcasm and wit to go all the way but was edited out by Hitcher
Hitcher struck forth with prose and vernacular and was misunderstood by the masses thus and henceforth resides as lost in the throes of wordsmithery that few can comprehend.

No-one won. The producers were just happy there was an axe murderer in the house... was it Joey?

[FilthyLuka]

I don't think the list of people would matter in the end 'cause it would be spankme's house... :cool:

[Big Dog]

Skidmark
Kittyhawk
DiscoDan
Pink Hog Girl
The stranger
Stirts
Jrandom
007xx
Morcs
Crashe

There would be laughter.
There would be tears.
There would be drama.
A high pobability of violence.
There would be heated debates about ATGATT.
There would be heated debates about speed.

Some of the residents would be trying their hardest to make the porn dram live for pzkpfw.

Not sure who would win or why... but it would be entertaining.

[Sanx]

Skidmark wouldn't crash. He's got USD legs.

[skidMark]

Skidmark wouldn't crash. He's got USD legs.

What can i say....you know me.

[skidMark]

It doesn't really matter Mark. The chance of me going to prison is about as much as you loosing your virginity.

Edit: With a girl.

Fuck, ive got nothing.....yet.

[Mrs Busa Pete]

Lots of ways you could go on this.
I'd go with the funny as fuck option.
Rossi Gal
HDTboy
Poos
Boomer
Nodrog
Maha
ManDownUnder
PinkHogGirl
Finn
Sidecarbob

Elimination is when you either stop talking shit or can drink no more alcohol, I'm going to have to go with sidcarbob for the win here by a nose from Rossi Gal.



I would vote for this option but maybe take finn out and put the the stranger in. no someone else would have to as well because you forgot mom.

[SixPackBack]

Bleh...........

Lets see some real conflict. Mods versus the bad boys club.

Hitcher
WINJA
Joni
Texmo
The_Dover
Finn
Spank me
Boomer
Mrs Kendog
Bikern1mpho

Sex and debauchery, murder, excessive drug consumption, fist fights, roof painting, spelling bee's, patronising conversations ending in bitch slapping, wheelie competitions [Boomer wins], body building [look at me, look at me], under age sex with asian girly men, spit roasts [not lamb].

WINJA for the win!

[ManDownUnder]

I am surprised that nobody has suggested putting 10 mods in the house and then just locking the doors.


That's called the Mods forum. It's like finding the door to the faraway tree though - it ain't going to happen.

[Trudes]

Bleh...........

Lets see some real conflict. Mods versus the bad boys club.

Hitcher
WINJA
Joni
Texmo
The_Dover
Finn
Spank me
Boomer
Mrs Kendog
Bikern1mpho

Sex and debauchery, murder, excessive drug consumption, fist fights, roof painting, spelling bee's, patronising conversations ending in bitch slapping, wheelie competitions [Boomer wins], body building [look at me, look at me], under age sex with asian girly men, spit roasts [not lamb].

WINJA for the win!

Sweet!! Put me down for the sex and debauchery, fist fights, excessive drug consumption and the patronising conversations with bitch slapping.
However, I don't see your name in there SPB, no fun without you there!! oh that's right... you'll be watching intently I'm sure! hehe

[Grahameeboy]

Skidmark, first to go - beaten to death with a BBQ
FINN railed against so much injustice that he voted himself out
DMNTD Saw more opportunities with the cast than in the house
Str8 Jacket got carried out drunk
Fireball - threw her over the fence
BuckbuckNo1 organised a ride, hijacked it, then left, pissed off with everyone (but hid in the corner)
WINJA PAINTED THE FUCKING ROOF and fell off
Graemeboy impaled WINJA nuff said
Jim2 had the sarcasm and wit to go all the way but was edited out by Hitcher
Hitcher struck forth with prose and vernacular and was misunderstood by the masses thus and henceforth resides as lost in the throes of wordsmithery that few can comprehend.

No-one won. The producers were just happy there was an axe murderer in the house... was it Joey?

Nah, Winja is forgiven, I'd give him a hug.

[SixPackBack]

Sweet!! Put me down for the sex and debauchery, fist fights, excessive drug consumption and the patronising conversations with bitch slapping.
However, I don't see your name in there SPB, no fun without you there!! oh that's right... you'll be watching intently I'm sure! hehe

My participation although considered would inevitably lead to censure. After the immediate murder of several members I beleive the remaining few would end up under my tenure in a messy stand off with the Police, resulting in long prison sentences.

All this would of course would be televised and eventually shown on Campbell live, the general public would dismiss the highly intoxicated ramblings and dismembered bodies and remember only the nutter on his black K7 thou pulling mingin' wheelies through the throng of assembled police and media.

Foooookin neeeeoooow would join the venacular and forever be associated with that fateful day. Motorcycling and KB would of course be banned.

[NC]

Dont worry chick, we can just heat up the knives and put them to good use..... That way it wouldnt matter who won cause by that stage we wouldnt care!

:laugh: Good call, ninja

[Kendog]

My participation although considered would inevitably lead to censure. After the immediate murder of several members I beleive the remaining few would end up under my tenure in a messy stand off with the Police, resulting in long prison sentences.

All this would of course would be televised and eventually shown on Campbell live, the general public would dismiss the highly intoxicated ramblings and dismembered bodies and remember only the nutter on his black K7 thou pulling mingin' wheelies through the throng of assembled police and media.

Foooookin neeeeoooow would join the venacular and forever be associated with that fateful day. Motorcycling and KB would of course be banned.

That shit sounds wasted on TV, KB the movie :jerry:

[Colapop]

KB the experience... it's an amusement park

[Swoop]

Hey finn man seriously. You made your money as a flying cannon midget right?
:rofl:

No contest, I'd win.
Who said anything about there being a winner? OR anyone being allowed out?:blip:

DMNTD Saw more opportunities with the cast than in the house
I'm sure he would leave the house, just so there was more room for a new bike in there!

[MIXONE]

Laughing at ones disability is the lowest form of humour. I'm not short, just under tall.

I'd sue the council for building the footpaths to close to your arse.:lol:

[Kittyhawk]

Dmntd
Skidmark
Spankme
Winja
Curious_AJ
Quasi
Carver
Crashe
Macktheknife
Nodrog

[FROSTY]

And WHY THE HECK would a bunch of bikers be in a house ffs?

[fireball]

Fireball - threw her over the fence


there would be a good reason to escape no bikes!

[Colapop]

It's been a close call previously... no guarantees for next time!

Locking bikers up in a house is good. No bikes - they'll kill each other!!

[dangerous]

And WHY THE HECK would a bunch of bikers be in a house ffs?
its raining heaps? Im inside at the mo and its pissing down I aint leaving this house today... well ok into the garage to clean something.

[skidMark]

its raining heaps? Im inside at the mo and its pissing down I aint leaving this house today... well ok into the garage to clean something.

WTF?

you wuss. lol

I purposely go out on rainy days on the open road to practise wet weather riding as i'm pretty slow in the wet...

gives me practise on loosing the front and rear at higher speeds in the dry also.

the wet is awesome for practise!, the dry is for when ya wanna put those to use.

[skidMark]

Dmntd
Skidmark
Spankme
Winja
Curious_AJ
Quasi
Carver
Crashe
Macktheknife
Nodrog

DMNTD tries to kill me...mackstops him grabs his finger and rings him to the ground crying then breaks his neck.

Spankme sits on a chair, he calls the throne all day demanding everybody are his servants, in response everybody begs he gets off the loo so they can use it.

WINJA has a tragic roof fall incident.

AJ missing indy too much and leaves for home.

At the earlier mentioned **trackdays scenario** (the wall drops down and the house is infact the taupo pits and we have races each day)...Carver rips a wheelie past quasi, quasi gets upset due to carvers history on untimely wheelies and nails him off the bike....taking both of them out in the process. They have to leave the show to goto hospital.

I kill Crashe with a carrot. or once again....break her finger off and use it.

Mack bails at one of the trackdays after hitting a possum.

nodrog dies masturbating due to having a belt around his neck. mastying like a rockstar

[007XX]

My participation although considered would inevitably lead to censure. After the immediate murder of several members I beleive the remaining few would end up under my tenure in a messy stand off with the Police, resulting in long prison sentences.

All this would of course would be televised and eventually shown on Campbell live, the general public would dismiss the highly intoxicated ramblings and dismembered bodies and remember only the nutter on his black K7 thou pulling mingin' wheelies through the throng of assembled police and media.

Foooookin neeeeoooow would join the venacular and forever be associated with that fateful day. Motorcycling and KB would of course be banned.

Hehehe...I want in on that house...who do I got to kill to make that happen? :shifty:

But forget about me getting caught and jailed...:nono: I have a habit of getting away with things :devil2:

[dangerous]

WTF?

you wuss. lol

I purposely go out on rainy days on the open road to practise wet weather riding as i'm pretty slow in the wet...

gives me practise on loosing the front and rear at higher speeds in the dry also.

the wet is awesome for practise!, the dry is for when ya wanna put those to use.

Ya bloody noddy, Iv been on the rd for 25yrs LOL I think I have done my time in the wet :sunny:

[Colapop]

Yeah but SM is the best rider we have on KB

[skidMark]

We all forgot john!

ok...

John
The_Dover
WINJA
skidMark
N4CR
Boomer
cowpoos.
Carver
Grahameeeboy
cowboyz
DMNTD - as big brother.

[skidMark]

Yeah but SM is the best rider we have on KB


Well....Yeah...

The rest of you are a bunch of posers....

Like that guy glen williams...and white trash..... and that hardly know fella velntino rossi or something...


pishhhh ya all slow.

:done:

(just taking the piss i'm tipsy please excuse me)

[cowpoos]

We all forgot john!

ok...

John
The_Dover
WINJA
skidMark
N4CR
Boomer
cowpoos.
Carver
Grahameeeboy
cowboyz
DMNTD - as big brother.

you realise in that group mark you will get the living shit beaten out of you??

and the group would spend all its shopping money on piss!!

[Kendog]

We all forgot john!

ok...

John
The_Dover
WINJA
skidMark
N4CR
Boomer
cowpoos.
Carver
Grahameeeboy
cowboyz
DMNTD - as big brother.

So you (the only person that included themselves in their list, how modest) want to go in with a group of all males :pinch: :buggerd:

[SixPackBack]

you realise in that group mark you will get the living shit beaten out of you??

and the group would spend all its shopping money on piss!!

I was under the impression Marks inclusion in all the groups forwarded so far was strictly for our viewing pleasure. As you say watching gleefully as Mark is bludgeoned, beaten or stabbed to death.

[skidMark]

you realise in that group mark you will get the living shit beaten out of you??

and the group would spend all its shopping money on piss!!

What can i say i like being beat up.:pinch:

[skidMark]

So you (the only person that included themselves in their list, how modest) want to go in with a group of all males :pinch: :buggerd:

Bollocks....

[Kittyhawk]

Dmntd
Skidmark
Spankme
Winja
Curious_AJ
Quasi
Carver
Crashe
Macktheknife
Nodrog

Dmntd gets upset over Skidmark so chases him inside the house with his mastery skills on his latest bike. It has missiles attached to either side of it, nos, and also some sort of asian blades which detect you when you run...he mashes the button pad on the bike starts flying with jet power then fires every weapon at once. A cloud of dark smoke hovers as its lost in the air. Skidmark survives but when Dmntd questioned him he self destructed when he had to think of an answer....the only one brain cell could not cope and therefore sizzled into a pile of ash, leaving Skidmark in a heap on the floor.

Spankme and Winja go head to head in a LAN session to see who is going to out do the other, they never move, apart from to scratch their asses. They secretly hack at each others pc's purvin at porn in the back ground. An e mail is flicked and the game is on, they gear up in biker gear then start playing virtual air guitar. As they play, one hits the other and the catfight is on..

Quasi and Carver are out in the garage admiring the bikes all parked up and drinking. Carver insisted on showing Quasi how to do a proper wheelstand and takes off in the driveway, as he attempted to pull a sexy wheelstand out of the garage, he took out the neighbours fence, letterbox and then hit a hole in the ground and mysteriously disappeared....Quasi had let down Carvers tyre at the back, loosend the chain and cut any cables he could see... dug a grave and waited.....he plans every move and waits with paitence..

Crashe and Macktheknife start disputing over the meaning of life, this highly corrupted conversation sparks into world war three verbally, which drifts onto the subject of who should be in charge to have the first piece of cake when it comes out of the oven. Both are completely saturated as they keep spitting and hissing at eachother, see who can yell the loudest and overpower the other.

Curious_AJ and Nodrog, one baits the other. Aj sitting there pouting on the couch, legs crossed arms crossed, very defensive. Nodrog comes along and sits there next to her passing comments which chip away..poking and prodding with his beer asking "are you alive?" "Im special too look at me" and sits there drinking till he's seeing the next day but he's really just drunk. Aj gets up to move to her room, Nodrog sitting there thinking what to do, runs past, downtrails AJ, picks her up and throws her outside into the pool. She gets out stares and stomps off with flipper feet and squeegie sounds goes to her room and dosetn come out for the next 3 - 5 working days.

[skelstar]

I'd just vote the ten most prolific off-topic posters on KB as then they won't be online for the duration of the comp.

[NC]

What can i say i like being beat up.:pinch:

Don't you mean your arse pounded

[Lissa]

:p

Drew
Flame
Deano
Fatjim
Skelstar
Hels
Koba
Tony

etc

They all sit around the house in their leathers, drinking piss, smoking, talking crap, being wankers, then they all get bored and leave, except drew and vicki cause its there house.... a bit like every thursday night really. :laugh:

[Curious_AJ]

:p

Drew
Flame
Deano
Fatjim
Skelstar
Hels
Koba
Tony

etc

They all sit around the house in their leathers, drinking piss, smoking, talking crap, being wankers, then they all get bored and leave, except drew and vicki cause its there house.... a bit like every thursday night really. :laugh:

but what if they couldnt get out of the house? like were locked in or something like in the big bro show?

[Str8 Jacket]

but what if they couldnt get out of the house? like were locked in or something like in the big bro show?

Then there better be a shitload of piss and ciggies!

[skelstar]

I'd die of asphyxiation before alcohol poisoning for a start.

[skidMark]

but what if they couldnt get out of the house? like were locked in or something like in the big bro show?

Burnout comp in the lounge?

Like this guy...

dE-LU_H4PiI

[Lissa]

I'd die of asphyxiation before alcohol poisoning for a start.
Well thats one down then from my list! :D

[Hitcher]

but what if they couldnt get out of the house? like were locked in or something like in the big bro show?

Please refer to the instructions in post #1.

[Curious_AJ]

Please refer to the instructions in post #1.

yeah, but people keep mentioning other people leaving as in walking out the door kinda thing... or so it reads in my mind... hence my reason for the above post.

[mstriumph]

Hey man i'm lovable cmon...i'm like the little bunny singing that cute song they are selling as ringtones on the new tv ad....talking about loving her carrot....

that nawty lil bunny loves her carrot...kinky lil whore rabbit...she strokes it and sings about how she loves it...

.............

Mark.


:(:o sheesh ........ i've been thinking that was a BOY bunny ...:slap:

[mstriumph]

........................

Which Ten KBers would make the most entertaining mix (from the perspective of viewers at home), who would be the ultimate survivor, and what sequence of events would have transpired to lead to that result?

Enjoy!

erm - :sunny:
may i be 'big brother'?
may i? huh?
may i may i huh? huh??
pretty please????

i can almost do the voice, and, given time to practise .... :dodge:

[Trudes]

"mstriumph, it is time to leave the house"

[007XX]

"mstriumph, it is time to leave the house"

Gosh you're mean!!! :love:

[Colapop]

It is amusing that these little women think that they are capable of being the "Big Brother" when He is a male. I shall be "Big Brother" unless any other male can prove he is worthy - and I can't see that happening. Mrs KD, Mstiumph, and 007XX you are hereby ordered to return to the house. You must at once engage in a pool party/shower scene combo... :banana:

[deanohit]

It is amusing that these little women think that they are capable of being the "Big Brother" when He is a male. I shall be "Big Brother" unless any other male can prove he is worthy - and I can't see that happening.
Heck Cola, I bet you could do the voice pretty well mate! :laugh:

Mrs KD, Mstiumph, and 007XX you are hereby ordered to return to the house. You must at once engage in a pool party/shower scene combo... :banana:
Once again, time and channel please! :shifty:

[Katman]

I'd die of asphyxiation before alcohol poisoning for a start.

Stick a wedge of lemon between your teeth.

(Or so I've heard).:msn-wink:

[skidMark]

erm - :sunny:
may i be 'big brother'?
may i? huh?
may i may i huh? huh??
pretty please????

i can almost do the voice, and, given time to practise .... :dodge:

"THIS IS BIG MOTHER, ALL HOUSEMATES TIME FOR BED"


...lol

[007XX]

007XX you are hereby ordered to return to the house.

:rofl: Yeah, like I obey orders in general...:shake: :nya:


You must at once engage in a pool party/shower scene combo... :banana:

:shifty: ok, now that could be fun...I might be persuaded to go to that!
But I also know how to disable eletronic devices :devil2: Piss off you little pervs...


Heck Cola, I bet you could do the voice pretty well mate! :laugh:


Oh, you have no idea how much he can...:love: :drool: One of the deepest baritones :niceone:

[Curious_AJ]

mmmmm baritone... *barry white voice*

[Colapop]

My first, my last, my everything...

As Big Brother the orders must be adhered to. I have also set up the house so that no interferrence with the electonic dvice (www.dvice.co.nz)s is possible unless they are to be used in house games....

[Squiggles]

and knee down ;)

nah, without inverted legs he wont be fast enough.