My idiot husband (Mike748)....

[MsKABC]

...has managed to simultaneously:

* ruin our wedding anniversary
* scare the bejesus out of me
* trash plans for having friends round for a bbq

by binning his Duc.

I was a lovely wifey and bought him a beautiful book on motorcycles for our anniversary (1st anniversary = paper, you see) and didn't complain when he went out for a ride with a friend for the morning. I took our newborn son out to the supermarket for supplies whilst the ride took place.

All I asked was that he be home by 11am to help set up for the bbq. Instead I come home from the supermarket to find him hooking up his trailer to go and retrieve his bike. He didn't even have the good grace to be apologetic, instead he was laughing about it! :mad:

To make his humiliation complete, I think he should have to post a picture of the damage. (Completely totalled RHS of bike).

He has since apologised but I have informed him I reserve the right to be cross with him for a bit longer.:oi-grr:

[Bren]

husbands are good at ruining things...ask my wife!:yes:

[MsKABC]

Ohhhhhhhhh buggar....... yep leave him in the dog-box a tad longer....
make him grovel........ and demand sex from him for the next 365 nights..
Or make him stay at home while you go out learning to ride a bike and he gets to do the shopping and babysitting...

BTW........Happy 1st anniversary........

PS: He isn't too badly bruised and broken is he?
PSS: Yep pic's would be great to see...

Thanks, but I already know how to ride - it was ME who got him into motorcycling (much to his father's chagrin) (a guess that makes me a REALLY good wifey?) and in fact I got my full licence before him. Just can't ride at the moment due to the little one.

He is a little bit sore - enough to punish him and teach him a lesson I reckon. His wounded pride is probably much harder to bear. I should just be grateful he is ok but I'm still a little too pissed for that!

[Meanie]

Oh crap the poor bugger, he will be shattered about wrecking his bike. Make sure you give him heaps of love and attention to help him through his intolerable pain :rofl:

[Mike748]

You gain brownie points one at a time, but lose em by the truckload.

[Pex Adams]

So is their any advise I should get out of this for our 1st anni next month?

[Mr Skid]

demand sex from him for the next 365 nights..How is that going to punish a gent, unless his wife is ugly? :confused:

[Animal]

You gain brownie points one at a time, but lose em by the truckload.

Ain't that the truth! Oh well, you'll have to find new and creative ways to make it up to her, and forfucksakes, don't rebuild the bike in the lounge!

I did that once and I didn't get another anniversary!

[Mike748]

and demand sex from him for the next 365 nights..
...

If that was the punishment I'd make a lowside an annual event.:yes:

[MsKABC]

So is their any advise I should get out of this for our 1st anni next month?


Best you play it safe and not go out for a ride that day! :yes:

[MIXONE]

So is their any advise I should get out of this for our 1st anni next month?

If your wife buys you a book stay at home and read it.Especially if it's a copy of Kama Sutra:niceone:

[James Deuce]

I'd be reviewing whether or not to have a 2nd anniversary if my wife called me an idiot in a public forum.

[Mikkel]

Well, that's one Duc where it belongs... in the workshop!

Badum tish ;)

Good thing you didn't need an appointment with the bone mechanic though!

Jim - I think there was a bit of tongue-in-cheek here...

[James Deuce]

Jim - I think there was a bit of tongue-in-cheek here...

Nope, Familial Relationships 101. Don't bag spouses or relatives publicly when they screw up. Give them a good kicking in private, but make sure they know they have your support no matter what.

[Grub]

Yea, I think the title and the post has a nasty sexist theme to it. Try starting one called "My idiot wife" and see what happens

[Mikkel]

Nope, Familial Relationships 101. Don't bag spouses or relatives publicly when they screw up. Give them a good kicking in private, but make sure they know they have your support no matter what.

I still think it was a bit tongue-in-cheek... ;)
I never argued it was appropriate, considerate or prudent.

I do however agree completely with the contents of Familial Relationships 101. :yes:

Familial Relationships 201: The opinion of anyone outside a relationship concerning said relationship should be disregarded.


I'd be reviewing whether or not to have a 2nd anniversary if my wife called me an idiot in a public forum.

;)

[MsKABC]

I still think it was a bit tongue-in-cheek... ;)
I never argued it was appropriate, considerate or prudent.

I do however agree completely with the contents of Familial Relationships 101. :yes:

Familial Relationships 201: The opinion of anyone outside a relationship concerning said relationship should be disregarded.



;)

Yes, definitely tongue-in-cheek. Perhaps the thread title was a bit harsh. I did warn him I was posting this before I did it and he was ok with it, and judging by his responses he's not too offended. I considered it to be part of his punishment :spanking:. Guess I was still a little annoyed and needed to vent, but there was definitely humour present.

Re: FR201 - definitely :yes:

Tell you what - next time I bin my bike, he can post a thread entitled "My idiot wife" and I won't complain.

Apologies if I have offended your sensibilities Jim. :Oops:

Now excuse me while I go and deal with a screaming newborn....

[cowboyz]

Nope, Familial Relationships 101. Don't bag spouses or relatives publicly when they screw up. Give them a good kicking in private, but make sure they know they have your support no matter what.

hey. Stop making suggestions about how other people act!! If they wanted help they would have asked for it!



Tell you what - next time I bin my bike, he can post a thread entitled "My idiot wife" and I won't complain.
....

Fortunately you are a woman and can pick 10001 other things to complain about instead of him putting up a post about your future bin.

[kanny]

He has since apologised but I have informed him I reserve the right to be cross with him for a bit longer.:oi-grr:[/QUOTE]

I totally agree :rolleyes:

[Swoop]

Geze, people try to avoid binning, but end up in the dog box no matter what.


Familial Relationships 201: The opinion of anyone outside a relationship concerning said relationship should be disregarded.
Well that will put a heap of guidance counsellors out of business...

[Japtwin]

On the bright side you can remind him of this for many many fun filled years to come, and use it as reasoning as to why every anniversary from now on had better be pretty bloody spectacular....
Sorry mate youre screwed worse than the Duc

[Japtwin]

yes offending the Jim is to be avoided hes pretty sensitive for a know it all:2thumbsup

[James Deuce]

hey. Stop making suggestions about how other people act!! If they wanted help they would have asked for it!


Hmmmm, ironies abound tonight!

[James Deuce]

yes offending the Jim is to be avoided hes pretty sensitive for a know it all:2thumbsup

Sensitivity is a big hit with the ladies.

[cowboyz]

just learning as I go Jim. Its life Jim, but not as we know it.

[Number One]

:2thumbsup:2thumbsup
I considered it to be part of his punishment :spanking:. Guess I was still a little annoyed and needed to vent, but there was definitely humour present.

:lol: Too right - damn fine choice madam! Been in your position only it was MY bike, big injury and just wanted to have a good shout and be pissed off but couldn't...AND There's bugger all else you can do other than pout and stomp around :yawn: and if you still love the buggers a jestful ribbing at their expense to vent your own frustration is IMO rather healthy and much better than other options for punishment :2thumbsup

Hope everyone is on the mend soon, bubba is doing well and that fella treats you to somefin nice to make up for things :sunny:

[James Deuce]

just learning as I go Jim. Its life Jim, but not as we know it.

Learning? I thought it was a blatant display of a lack of self awareness. Oh well.

[Animal]

Since it's only Mike's pride that's been injured, is it okay for me to ask how the bike is?

[woodybee]

Oh crap the poor bugger, he will be shattered about wrecking his bike. Make sure you give him heaps of love and attention to help him through his intolerable pain :rofl:My best mate owns a couple of ducattis, which at one time, were forever breaking down, I got told that was the beauty to be able to work with them to make them better.:doctor:

My arse, I am so surprised that those gorgeous italians can;t make a bike like triumph now can, that is reliable with a Capital R.

I have to admit though, Ducattis are sexy as:msn-wink::love:and if I had the chance (or rather the money), I would buy and squander love and attention of a GT1000 Ducatti Sport.

Hey you Auckland Married Couple, heres to years of Ducatti happiness to you both :2thumbsup:niceone:

[homer]

Ohhhhhhhhh buggar....... yep leave him in the dog-box a tad longer....
make him grovel........ and demand sex from him for the next 365 nights..
Or make him stay at home while you go out learning to ride a bike and he gets to do the shopping and babysitting...

BTW........Happy 1st anniversary........

PS: He isn't too badly bruised and broken is he?
PSS: Yep pic's would be great to see...

demand sex ...365 days...fuck that theres more pussy out there

[woodybee]

Ohhhhhhhhh buggar....... yep leave him in the dog-box ........ and demand sex from him for the next 365 nights..
.


:Offtopic:When I take the plunge again and get married, it would be at 365 nights and a few quickies as often as possible.....Just gotta find the right man to do it with.......any 38-45 year old takers......must be 5ft 10 plus, with a glint in your eye, a remarkable kind and sweet natured dude, superb in the sack, loaded with dosh, well balanced mental state, prefarably a ducatti or triiumph rider.....dark wavy hair, green/blue eyes, sports enthusiast, well outdoorsey, emersed in great hobbies, and a wannado, non-boring man.

Not too much to ask for surely!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:laugh:

G'nite all, Woodybee signing off......OOOOOOOOOO did I mention its my birthday at the Brass Monkey/Chilly Gorilla Weekend........:zzzz::niceone::hug::ride:

[Mr Skid]

:Offtopic:When I take the plunge again and get married, it would be at 365 nights and a few quickies as often as possible.....Just gotta find the right man to do it with.......any 38-45 year old takers......must be 5ft 10 plus, with a glint in your eye, a remarkable kind and sweet natured dude, superb in the sack, loaded with dosh, well balanced mental state, prefarably a ducatti or triiumph rider.....dark wavy hair, green/blue eyes, sports enthusiast, well outdoorsey, emersed in great hobbies, and a wannado, non-boring man.

Not too much to ask for surely!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:laugh:

G'nite all, Woodybee signing off......OOOOOOOOOO did I mention its my birthday at the Brass Monkey/Chilly Gorilla Weekend........:zzzz::niceone::hug::ride:You should like the new Bikern1mpho :Pokey:

[skidMark]

BWAHAHAHA Another pissed off wife bitching about hubby on KB, fuck i love it when this happens!

[Bikernereid]

Shoult that be you sound like the new bikern1pmho? Cos if so you are so way off the bloody mark..









I didn't want a bloke of that age or with that hair:rolleyes:

In fact didn't want a bloke at all but ended up with the best one ever. Love my OWNER, and yes I would roast his balls for binning his bike on an anniversary as well. But would be more concerned about his health and the health of his bike to be pissed for too long.


You should like the new Bikern1mpho :Pokey:

[Mr Skid]

Shoult that be you sound like the new bikern1pmho? Cos if so you are so way off the bloody mark..Don't pick on me, I'm dyslectic. :cry:

[slowpoke]

...I was a lovely wifey and bought him a beautiful book on motorcycles for our anniversary (1st anniversary = paper, you see)



Haha, I can see the signs already, having been similarly afflicted with Ducati Lustamortum, a not so rare motor borne disease that insidiously overwhelms a persons cognitive thought processes.

You see in his own special way he was reminding you that when you own a Ducati the first (and every) subsequent anniversary is signified with lashings of carbon fibre, not paper....

Now, there are two forms of "treatment". I won't go into any detail but suffice to say that buying said carbon fibre is a much cheaper option than formal therapy.

[Bikernereid]

and like the way you didn't include the rest of the quote!!


Don't pick on me, I'm dyslectic. :cry:

[Dooly]

prefarably a ducatti or triiumph rider

...Woohoo.......I'm in.

..I'll just ask the missus first.:bash:

[Mikkel]

Well that will put a heap of guidance counsellors out of business...

I mourn the imminent extinction of guidance counsellors!

Seriously though, I've never been able to grasp that idea. Sounds like another awesome idea from the USA - bit like war on terrorism, obesity and hypocrisy. ;)

[MsKABC]

:2thumbsup:2thumbsup
Hope everyone is on the mend soon, bubba is doing well and that fella treats you to somefin nice to make up for things :sunny:

Thanks No.1. Bubby is doing really well :baby: Let's just hope he doesn't develop his father's propensity for wrecking motor vehicles (there's a long history of that :rofl:)

We managed to salvage the day and it ended up being quite a nice anniversary for both of us. :hug: Jim will be pleased to know we're not divorcing over it. (Who wants half a broken Duc anyway? :whistle:)

As for the damage to the bike and how it happened, Mike will tell the story so much better. I'm tempted to go outside and take some sneaky pix, but I'll leave that to him too.

I think I was also upset about the bin because I really like that bike too and one day I hope to be able to ride it. I've always loved Ducs :love:

[MsKABC]

You see in his own special way he was reminding you that when you own a Ducati the first (and every) subsequent anniversary is signified with lashings of carbon fibre, not paper....


Aaaah, so that's where I went wrong? :doh: I'm happy to give carbon fibre gifts in future, provided I get carbon fibre's big brother, Mr. Diamond, in return :clap:

[MIXONE]

Aaaah, so that's where I went wrong? :doh: I'm happy to give carbon fibre gifts in future, provided I get carbon fibre's big brother, Mr. Diamond, in return :clap:

:rofl::clap:Top comeback.

[discotex]

...well balanced mental state, prefarably a ducatti or triiumph rider.....

Looking for a man that doesn't exist love ;)

[Edbear]

Yea, I think the title and the post has a nasty sexist theme to it. Try starting one called "My idiot wife" and see what happens


But you call it something like..."My wife can be so cute..."

[owner]

Shoult that be you sound like the new bikern1pmho? Cos if so you are so way off the bloody mark..









I didn't want a bloke of that age or with that hair:rolleyes:

In fact didn't want a bloke at all but ended up with the best one ever. Love my OWNER, and yes I would roast his balls for binning his bike on an anniversary as well. But would be more concerned about his health and the health of his bike to be pissed for too long.

I reserve the right to crash my bike when ever I want thank you
But you can roast my balls any time:niceone: would you like gravy
with them


and like the way you didn't include the rest of the quote!!

Bust out the rest of the quote jandal boy

[oldrider]

...has managed to simultaneously:

* ruin our wedding anniversary
* scare the bejesus out of me
* trash plans for having friends round for a bbq

by binning his Duc.

I was a lovely wifey and bought him a beautiful book on motorcycles for our anniversary (1st anniversary = paper, you see) and didn't complain when he went out for a ride with a friend for the morning. I took our newborn son out to the supermarket for supplies whilst the ride took place.

All I asked was that he be home by 11am to help set up for the bbq. Instead I come home from the supermarket to find him hooking up his trailer to go and retrieve his bike. He didn't even have the good grace to be apologetic, instead he was laughing about it! :mad:

To make his humiliation complete, I think he should have to post a picture of the damage. (Completely totalled RHS of bike).

He has since apologised but I have informed him I reserve the right to be cross with him for a bit longer.:oi-grr:

I just read your post and I am frankly deeply disturbed by your attitude.

As a woman, wife and mother, you must come to grips with reality and begin to understand that this was all your fault and will always be "your fault".

Women were put on this earth to be blamed, Mrs oldrider herself tells me this "often" and she is never wrong about anything! :headbang: John.

[FilthyLuka]

Just gotta find the right man to do it with.......any 38-45 year old takers......must be 5ft 10 plus, with a glint in your eye, a remarkable kind and sweet natured dude, superb in the sack, loaded with dosh, well balanced mental state, prefarably a ducatti or triiumph rider.....dark wavy hair, green/blue eyes, sports enthusiast, well outdoorsey, emersed in great hobbies, and a wannado, non-boring

Well, im 17, 6 foot 2, no glint, a complete cunt, half usefull in the sack, medium quantites of cash, viciously unbalanced mental state, both my bikes are suzukis, im bald, have blue eyes, hate sprots, like indoors, have all of two hobbies, no idea what a wannado is and probably quite dull...

Shit, what was my point again?

Oh yeah, where are these pics of the alleged ducati damage? I just finished putting a ducati back together, might have some parts for yooz fulla's if you ask nicely

[Bikernereid]

You can crash your bike whenever you like just so long as

a) I am not on the back

b) You are wearing a HELMET and LEATHERS

but I would prefer if I didn't have to raost your balls, gravy or not.


I reserve the right to crash my bike when ever I want thank you
But you can roast my balls any time:niceone: would you like gravy
with them



Bust out the rest of the quote jandal boy

[cowboyz]

Well, im 17, 6 foot 2, no glint, a complete cunt, half usefull in the sack, medium quantites of cash, viciously unbalanced mental state, both my bikes are suzukis, im bald, have blue eyes, hate sprots, like indoors, have all of two hobbies, no idea what a wannado is and probably quite dull...

Shit, what was my point again?

Oh yeah, where are these pics of the alleged ducati damage? I just finished putting a ducati back together, might have some parts for yooz fulla's if you ask nicely

nearly had to lock my wife up but you missed walks on the beach and watching movies so I guess I am safe.

[FilthyLuka]

nearly had to lock my wife up but you missed walks on the beach and watching movies so I guess I am safe.

and bubble baths, can't forget the bubble baths

[joshua]

so do we get pics of the crashed ducati?

[Mike748]

Oh yeah, where are these pics of the alleged ducati damage? I just finished putting a ducati back together, might have some parts for yooz fulla's if you ask nicely

Thanks, will keep that in mind.

ok, now that the seas have calmed I can venture forth an see about get'n the bike back together.

It was a "relatively" (not sure how fast I was actually going) lowspeed off brought about by an Oh F*&^ ... and too much front brake.:Oops:

The alleged damage is mainly RH fairing, indicators and mirror, front fairing and screen also damaged along with rear break lever, all fairly cosmetic or so I thought. ...... and therefore thought it would be ok to nurse it home, but the gear changes were reluctant and less than 1km up the road the clutch housing started to melt onto my boot and heatshrink the fairing.:doh:

Gave up at that point and decided a trailer would be the more sensible option.

Will also be needing new jacket and helmet.:weep:

I'll get it inspected and assessed for now, then decide whether it's worth repairing myself.

[Mike748]

Oh and I'll take some pics tomorrow.

[Smoggy]

With it being a Cat, would be interested to learn how much the cosmetic surgery sets you back. If you do not mind passing that info over.

[Mike748]

Pic's as requested.
I was told today that Duc's are a little sensitive to knocks on the clutch housing .... hmmm shame I didn't know this earlier.:argh:

[woodybee]

Looking for a man that doesn't exist love ;)
:Oi:I reckon there are a lot of great men out there......so dont care whose cynical on this, one, this goes out to the dudes as well, (there are a stonkingly amount of us nice chicks out there, waiting to be met, and I truly believe, there really is someone to have fun and cuddles with for a huge amount of time,:niceone: adventures galore, getting drunk :drinknsin:thud:talking bollocks, swopping music, chatting continuously about life and stuff. :Punk:

And for the record, like attracts like, got a lot of top friends at these rallies, so eventually Mr. Fun and Sexy Right Man, who is worthy of this woodybee will float into my life, until then I shall float happily along with the thermals like a bumble bee from Flower to Flower with a buzz in my tail :msn-wink:and a sting for those who piss me off.:bleh:

Coi for now, I'm buzzin about life, love and giggles, its the only way to bee:ride:

[MsKABC]

:Oi:I reckon there are a lot of great men out there......so dont care whose cynical on this, one, this goes out to the dudes as well, (there are a stonkingly amount of us nice chicks out there, waiting to be met, and I truly believe, there really is someone to have fun and cuddles with for a huge amount of time,:niceone: adventures galore, getting drunk :drinknsin:thud:talking bollocks, swopping music, chatting continuously about life and stuff. :Punk:


You are right Woodybee, they do exist. Despite his recent shenanigans, Mike748 is a damn good catch. I won't embarrass him by telling everyone how wonderful he is :love: :o:hug: :drool: but I could go on and on :shutup:

[90s]

Pic's as requested.
I was told today that Duc's are a little sensitive to knocks on the clutch housing .... hmmm shame I didn't know this earlier.:argh:

Oooh, now that was one lovely looking bike.
Good luck with the 'ole nip'n'tuc.

[idb]

Pic's as requested.
I was told today that Duc's are a little sensitive to knocks on the clutch housing .... hmmm shame I didn't know this earlier.:argh:

Would you have made sure that you landed on the other side?

Looks painful Mike...good luck with the resto.

[MsKABC]

Would you have made sure that you landed on the other side?

Looks painful Mike...good luck with the resto.

Well he wouldn't have tried to ride it down the road on THAT side, that's for sure! :rofl:

[steveb64]

BWAHAHAHA Another pissed off wife bitching about hubby on KB, fuck i love it when this happens!

S'all right Skiddy - we're all waiting for you to get old enough to get married - then when she's got YOUR balls in the vice - WE will all be laughing hysterically... :buggerd:

[nodrog]

Pic's as requested.
I was told today that Duc's are a little sensitive to knocks on the clutch housing .... hmmm shame I didn't know this earlier.:argh:


that shit will buff out! :rockon:

[discotex]

:Oi:I reckon there are a lot of great men out there......so dont care whose cynical on this, one, this goes out to the dudes as well, (there are a stonkingly amount of us nice chicks out there, waiting to be met, and I truly believe, there really is someone to have fun and cuddles with for a huge amount of time,:niceone: adventures galore, getting drunk :drinknsin:thud:talking bollocks, swopping music, chatting continuously about life and stuff. :Punk:

And for the record, like attracts like, got a lot of top friends at these rallies, so eventually Mr. Fun and Sexy Right Man, who is worthy of this woodybee will float into my life, until then I shall float happily along with the thermals like a bumble bee from Flower to Flower with a buzz in my tail :msn-wink:and a sting for those who piss me off.:bleh:

Coi for now, I'm buzzin about life, love and giggles, its the only way to bee:ride:

Wasn't meaning all the other bits... Was only taking the piss about the sane and rides a Ducatti part :)

You're totally right. There's gazillions of great men (and women) out there and like does attract like. If people are having problems finding mr or ms right it's often time to take at look at themselves and see what they're projecting.

[Mike748]

Would you have made sure that you landed on the other side?

No way, A highside is one experience I'll be happy to pass up.

[Mike748]

that shit will buff out! :rockon:

Yip, that's what I thought, then the paint started to burn off. :(

[NighthawkNZ]

Wonder what he will do this year... :dodge:

[MsKABC]

Wonder what he will do this year... :dodge:

Damn and blast you for dredging this up! I think I'll confiscate his keys :whistle: Bucket racing is the weekend before, so who knows what could happen! Cotton is the traditional 2nd anniversary present. Any ideas?

[NighthawkNZ]

Damn and blast you for dredging this up! I think I'll confiscate his keys :whistle:

Sowey... I thought it was a laff... at least we reminded you or him that it was that time of year again :doh:


Bucket racing is the weekend before, so who knows what could happen! Cotton is the traditional 2nd anniversary present. Any ideas?

preeezeeent... annaverserrreee ... whats are these words you talk of...

[AlBundy]

Cotton is the traditional 2nd anniversary present. Any ideas?

Lingerie...

[davebullet]

Damn and blast you for dredging this up! I think I'll confiscate his keys :whistle: Bucket racing is the weekend before, so who knows what could happen! Cotton is the traditional 2nd anniversary present. Any ideas?

Boxing gloves contain cotton.... :pinch:

[Colapop]

Those suckee upee thingys dentists shove in your mouf when you get a teef knocked out are cotton...

[laserracer]

cloth made of cotton .....i think they are called gags:whistle::lol:

[Mully]

S'all right Skiddy - we're all waiting for you to get old enough to get married - then when she's got YOUR balls in the vice - WE will all be laughing hysterically

Be a small vice, then.


Cotton is the traditional 2nd anniversary present. Any ideas?

Bandages.

[MsKABC]

Lingerie...

Nah, too obvious and besides - he already has plenty of that stuff :shutup:



Boxing gloves contain cotton.... :pinch:

But how would I wear my knuckle dusters? :devil2:



Those suckee upee thingys dentists shove in your mouf when you get a teef knocked out are cotton...

Maybe I'll just buy him an open-faced helmet instead :crazy:



cloth made of cotton .....i think they are called gags:whistle::lol:

Is that so he can't complain about why he's not allowed out for a ride? Or so he can't hear me nagging him? :mega: ....Or do you have some other x-rated purpose in mind? :lol:

No, it's all good folks - I forgave him long ago for giving me such an awful fright. We will spend our anniversary doing whatever makes us happy, be it together or separately for part of it. Remember - I was dealing with the stress of having a one month old bub at the time. Soon he will be a whole year old and we both love and enjoy him so dearly :love: and we BOTH want to be around to enjoy him for many years to come, so no accidents this year, fingers crossed.

[nico]

:Offtopic:When I take the plunge again and get married, it would be at 365 nights and a few quickies as often as possible.....Just gotta find the right man to do it with.......any 38-45 year old takers......must be 5ft 10 plus, with a glint in your eye, a remarkable kind and sweet natured dude, superb in the sack, loaded with dosh, well balanced mental state, prefarably a ducatti or triiumph rider.....dark wavy hair, green/blue eyes, sports enthusiast, well outdoorsey, emersed in great hobbies, and a wannado, non-boring man.



G'nite all, Woodybee signing off......OOOOOOOOOO did I mention its my birthday at the Brass Monkey/Chilly Gorilla Weekend........:zzzz::niceone::hug::ride:

Not too much to ask for surely!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:laugh:

oh you had me till the ducati/ trimph thing lol

it's a hard road find the perfect man :scooter:

[vifferman]

Congratulations! :niceone:
It doesn't matter what you get for the annimiversarary. Just so long as you love and respect each other and he buys you bling now and again and you don't try to change each other.

[quickbuck]

Wonder what he will do this year... :dodge:


And here I was wondering who did the dredge on this one.....


Good point, well raised though.

Like Mully said, the best present will be bandages ;)

[skidMark]

...has managed to simultaneously:

* ruin our wedding anniversary
* scare the bejesus out of me
* trash plans for having friends round for a bbq

by binning his Duc.

I was a lovely wifey and bought him a beautiful book on motorcycles for our anniversary (1st anniversary = paper, you see) and didn't complain when he went out for a ride with a friend for the morning. I took our newborn son out to the supermarket for supplies whilst the ride took place.

All I asked was that he be home by 11am to help set up for the bbq. Instead I come home from the supermarket to find him hooking up his trailer to go and retrieve his bike. He didn't even have the good grace to be apologetic, instead he was laughing about it! :mad:

To make his humiliation complete, I think he should have to post a picture of the damage. (Completely totalled RHS of bike).

He has since apologised but I have informed him I reserve the right to be cross with him for a bit longer.:oi-grr:

If you were my wife i'd be filing for divorce...

Naming and shaming on a forum he frequents on simply because he didn't apologize, better laughing than a shattered mess.

You should be thankful he is in one piece, instead of shaming him infront of his pairs.

Think about a reprocutions of your actions.

You would already be out the door if you were mine.

[MsKABC]

If you were my wife i'd be filing for divorce...

Naming and shaming on a forum he frequents on simply because he didn't apologize, better laughing than a shattered mess.

You should be thankful he is in one piece, instead of shaming him infront of his pairs.

Think about a reprocutions of your actions.

You would already be out the door if you were mine.

Who pushed your button skidmark?

It was almost 12 months ago - you've missed the boat already. In fact, you've already posted in this thread :scratch:

I'd never have been in "your" door in the first place. When you get married, have a mortgage, have children, or even a girlfriend for that matter, then you may be qualified to have an opinion.

Thank you for coming, have a nice day :wavey:

[quickbuck]

Who pushed your button skidmark?

It was almost 12 months ago - you've missed the boat already. In fact, you've already posted in this thread :scratch:

I'd never have been in "your" door in the first place. When you get married, have a mortgage, have children, or even a girlfriend for that matter, then you may be qualified to have an opinion.

Thank you for coming, have a nice day :wavey:

You must give somebody else reputation before giving it to MsKABC again.....

Well said.

[prettybillie]

His wounded pride is probably much harder to bear.

Just continue to remind him of it and this will never go away hahahahaha

[Number One]

Just continue to remind him of it and this will never go away hahahahaha
There you are helping too ;) thread dredger :lol:

[skidMark]

Who pushed your button skidmark?

It was almost 12 months ago - you've missed the boat already. In fact, you've already posted in this thread :scratch:

I'd never have been in "your" door in the first place. When you get married, have a mortgage, have children, or even a girlfriend for that matter, then you may be qualified to have an opinion.

Thank you for coming, have a nice day :wavey:


You would've never got in my door with an attitude like that.

My door slides but probably not that wide.

I have had many girlfriends thankyou, do not assume anything, nor should i have to devulge that information to you.

The above quote shows just how much you love to pull the poor me routine, Are we the only ones that would listen? if you nagged that shit in my ear i'd have the nickname jake the muss.

[carver]

haha, legend, good on him for laughing about it.
the ducati will be due for a service now anyway

[madbikeboy]

You would've never got in my door with an attitude like that.

My door slides but probably not that wide.

I have had many girlfriends thankyou, do not assume anything, nor should i have to devulge that information to you.

The above quote shows just how much you love to pull the poor me routine, Are we the only ones that would listen? if you nagged that shit in my ear i'd have the nickname jake the muss.

Skidmark and craver on the same thread. I wonder what would happen if the two of them got together and made little cravers and skiddies?

skiddie, I seriously doubt you would ever stand a chance with anyone like Ms KABC, she's just a little out of your league.

Do they count as girlfriends when you have to pay for their services?

[carver]

Skidmark and craver on the same thread. I wonder what would happen if the two of them got together and made little cravers and skiddies?

skiddie, I seriously doubt you would ever stand a chance with anyone like Ms KABC, she's just a little out of your league.

Do they count as girlfriends when you have to pay for their services?

the result is simple


-you-

[madbikeboy]

the result is simple


-you-

Good comeback, but given the IQ of everyone involved, unlikely. Good scooter trip though, two thumbs up.

[carver]

Good comeback, but given the IQ of everyone involved, unlikely. Good scooter trip though, two thumbs up.

haha, thank you, glad you like it, im doing up the jog in a few days, its a bit fucked.

[madbikeboy]

haha, thank you, glad you like it, im doing up the jog in a few days, its a bit fucked.

You know, you can wheelie a scooter.

[Colapop]

And jump it over the neighbours fence!

[mstriumph]

...has managed to simultaneously:

* ruin our wedding anniversary
* scare the bejesus out of me
* trash plans for having friends round for a bbq
..........

yes, yes ......... but how's the BIKE??

[carver]

You know, you can wheelie a scooter.


And jump it over the neighbours fence!

yeah, my mate had a go at doing that.
im doing some trans work to it, but i want to put a pipe on it too

[Insanity_rules]

So is their any advise I should get out of this for our 1st anni next month?

Oh I do I do, don't go crashing on the day and whatever you do don't forget it. I had the date of our wedding engraved on our wedding bands so I have no excuse.