View Full Version : Telecom called me gay!
Coyote
18th February 2008, 13:51
Just got a call from a surveyor for Xtra broadband asking how I found the service. I politely said the free modem was less than reliable (should've mentioned the actual connection) and our cap was too low. They said I could boost my plan to a higher bandwidth for $10 bucks and I said "Well I'm not the one that pays the bills in this house" in which they responded "well you can talk to him about it". I was referring to my mum, not a same sex partner! :p
Beemer
18th February 2008, 15:10
Maybe, just maybe, they thought you sounded like a girl...:gob:
Disco Dan
18th February 2008, 15:14
Bwahahaha!!! :shutup:
*looks at make of your bike giggling*
faredce
18th February 2008, 15:15
no no no thats wen u figure well he already things im a fruit lets go all owt...and begin to make him as awkward as possible ie. sooooo what are u wearing hmmm, and wooooww u have a reali strong voice. then proceed to ask him his home number in case u have an emergency haha.
may make u both extremly uncomfortable but he will think twice b4 insinuating u take it up the dirt track:shutup:
Str8 Jacket
18th February 2008, 15:16
Oh, I always thought that you were gay.
Disco Dan
18th February 2008, 15:17
...Helping a client sort through some of his belongings today which he had not seen since being admitted to mental hospital... opened up a little bag and these marbles fell out... "oh look you found them!" ....if looks could kill :shutup:
fireball
18th February 2008, 15:31
...Helping a client sort through some of his belongings today which he had not seen since being admitted to mental hospital... opened up a little bag and these marbles fell out... "oh look you found them!" ....if looks could kill :shutup:
and one would think you would know better......:nono:
dino3310
18th February 2008, 15:41
i'd be more pissed of if someone insinuated my mum was a bloke
riffer
18th February 2008, 15:45
Yeah well, if you'd cut your hair you wouldn't have that problem Daniel. :girlfight:
Skunk
18th February 2008, 16:13
no no no thats wen u figure well he already things im a fruit lets go all owt...and begin to make him as awkward as possible ie. sooooo what are u wearing hmmm, and wooooww u have a reali strong voice. then proceed to ask him his home number in case u have an emergency haha.
may make u both extremly uncomfortable but he will think twice b4 insinuating u take it up the dirt track:shutup:
What did you say? I can't make it out...
Coyote
18th February 2008, 16:46
Oh, I always thought that you were gay.
Oh be nice.
I'll assume you were joking.
Yeah well, if you'd cut your hair you wouldn't have that problem Daniel. :girlfight:
They can tell that over the phone?!
Fatjim
18th February 2008, 17:52
Oh, I always thought that you were gay.
I think everyone's gay.
ynot slow
18th February 2008, 20:05
i'd be more pissed of if someone insinuated my mum was a bloke
That's why auntie ellen aint got kids.
riffer
18th February 2008, 21:09
I think everyone's gay.
I'm sure I'm a lesbian in a man's body. ;)
heyjoe
18th February 2008, 22:14
Maybe u should have asked them what they meant by that. Make them think about what they say to people.
NighthawkNZ
18th February 2008, 22:16
Just got a call from a surveyor for Xtra broadband asking how I found the service. I politely said the free modem was less than reliable (should've mentioned the actual connection) and our cap was too low. They said I could boost my plan to a higher bandwidth for $10 bucks and I said "Well I'm not the one that pays the bills in this house" in which they responded "well you can talk to him about it". I was referring to my mum, not a same sex partner! :p
Apparantly he knew you ride a honda... of something like that
faredce
19th February 2008, 00:11
What did you say? I can't make it out...
wow i really need to work on my correct spelling im getting told all the time its poor.
basically if he thinks makes the mistake of saying your gay. act it. it will make him really uncomfortable and therefore less likely to make the same mistake again
skidMark
19th February 2008, 00:44
Prob figured daddy pays the bill...little boy.
Coyote
19th February 2008, 10:45
Apparantly he knew you ride a honda... of something like that
I don't ride a honda. I keep spending money on it hoping I'll get too but it's still in the garage getting fixed.
Prob figured daddy pays the bill...little boy.
My girlfriend can confirm I'm not little.
Livvy
19th February 2008, 16:14
I don't ride a honda. I keep spending money on it hoping I'll get too but it's still in the garage getting fixed.
My girlfriend can confirm I'm not little.
I feel your pain, my bike's at the mechanic's too and it's driving me insane. And looking more and more like it would have been cheaper to sell it for parts and buy a new bike instead. :argh:
And okay, so where's your girlfriend? You've said it so now she has to prove it.
Coyote
19th February 2008, 17:33
I feel your pain, my bike's at the mechanic's too and it's driving me insane. And looking more and more like it would have been cheaper to sell it for parts and buy a new bike instead. :argh:
And okay, so where's your girlfriend? You've said it so now she has to prove it.
It would've been cheaper burning the bike to cinders when I got it.
I'm flattered you're so interested. I shouldn't be giving her mobile number away so I won't :bleh:
Livvy
19th February 2008, 17:49
I'm flattered you're so interested. I shouldn't be giving her mobile number away so I won't :bleh:
Damn. There goes my subtle plan to get your girlfriend's number.
Coyote
19th February 2008, 18:09
Damn. There goes my subtle plan to get your girlfriend's number.
You're an odd one...
Livvy
19th February 2008, 18:18
You're an odd one...
That was also my usual mixture of sarcasm and dry humour.
You'll get used to it in time. :yes:
Coyote
19th February 2008, 18:29
That was also my usual mixture of sarcasm and dry humour.
You'll get used to it in time. :yes:
Them and innuendo are the best forms of humour.
I will? I suggest you run from KB now before you're sucked in too deep. You'll be trapped forever, I've been here for 4 years! Get out, free yourself, before it's too late!
The Pastor
19th February 2008, 19:43
You live with your mother right? I assume that you are youngish - maybe he heard you were young and was refering to your dad.
Numbnuts.
Coyote
19th February 2008, 20:22
You live with your mother right? I assume that you are youngish - maybe he heard you were young and was refering to your dad.
Numbnuts.
I'm 18, my voice has broken. Still at home since I've only just finished school.
Lololol, numbnuts, good one.
The Pastor
19th February 2008, 20:51
regaurdless of weather you sound young or not, when you say bill payer, he assumed that the billpayer is a male, as well woman arnt allowed to work. (and when they are allowed, its cos they have big boobs)
Waylander
19th February 2008, 20:55
Just got a call from a surveyor for Xtra broadband asking how I found the service. I politely said the free modem was less than reliable (should've mentioned the actual connection) and our cap was too low. They said I could boost my plan to a higher bandwidth for $10 bucks and I said "Well I'm not the one that pays the bills in this house" in which they responded "well you can talk to him about it". I was referring to my mum, not a same sex partner! :p
Perhaps he was asking to speak to your dad. Most households have the man being the money earner and payer of bills. So sue them if they didn't know your mom wears the pants at your place.
EDIT: Dammit RM you beat me to it.
Livvy
20th February 2008, 07:07
Them and innuendo are the best forms of humour.
I will? I suggest you run from KB now before you're sucked in too deep. You'll be trapped forever, I've been here for 4 years! Get out, free yourself, before it's too late!
Nah, this is the first website I've found where I can say what I like and I don't get banned for being insensitive. :clap:
I guess you're stuck with me.
deanohit
20th February 2008, 07:12
Nah, this is the first website I've found where I can say what I like and I don't get banned for being insensitive. :clap:
I guess you're stuck with me.
Gee, your up early after last night!
School day? :dodge:
Coyote
20th February 2008, 08:34
Perhaps he was asking to speak to your dad. Most households have the man being the money earner and payer of bills. So sue them if they didn't know your mom wears the pants at your place.
EDIT: Dammit RM you beat me to it.
Assuming I have a childish voice or something?
Thought I already explained my view well enough.
Coyote
20th February 2008, 08:40
Nah, this is the first website I've found where I can say what I like and I don't get banned for being insensitive. :clap:
I guess you're stuck with me.
Aren't you aware of Moderators?
Sigh...
Livvy
21st February 2008, 00:37
Gee, your up early after last night!
School day? :dodge:
Yes, school day... And now it's 1:30am on a school night. But I'm not going to school as it is not an educational one, it is a "let's bring in school spirit and all sit out and do nothing all day and claim it's athletics!" day, and I think I can do that all by myself in the comfort of my own back yard.
Aren't you aware of Moderators?
Sigh...
Yeah but I don't think my insensitivity is insensitive enough for them to mind.
I'm nice, really. Deep, deep down, somewhere. :innocent:
Coyote
21st February 2008, 13:00
Yes, school day... And now it's 1:30am on a school night. But I'm not going to school as it is not an educational one, it is a "let's bring in school spirit and all sit out and do nothing all day and claim it's athletics!" day, and I think I can do that all by myself in the comfort of my own back yard.
Yeah but I don't think my insensitivity is insensitive enough for them to mind.
I'm nice, really. Deep, deep down, somewhere. :innocent:
Woo, athletics day! I wore corpse paint and ran up to randoms demanding high fives.
You're doing it wrong then.
Say no more! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVJOP1RdHC4)
avgas
21st February 2008, 13:09
He assumes you aren't the one that wears the pants in the house.
Coyote
21st February 2008, 13:17
He assumes you aren't the one that wears the pants in the house.
Yeah, because I said I don't pay the bills. He still had to assume I was gay and talking about a partner unless he was able to tell I was a kid despite my deep voice.
Unless you don't allow your kids to wear pants at your place...? :confused:
avgas
21st February 2008, 15:35
Unless you don't allow your kids to wear pants at your place...? :confused:
Nah not the girls, girls wear skirts. Men wear pants and pay the bills lol
Livvy
21st February 2008, 18:30
Woo, athletics day! I wore corpse paint and ran up to randoms demanding high fives.
You're doing it wrong then.
Say no more! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVJOP1RdHC4)
We don't get the opportunity to go out and annoy the public on athletics's day though. So instead I did something useful and wrote out some notes for Biology.
I'd prefer mechanics but for some reason HGHS doesn't have a mechanic's class.
Coyote
21st February 2008, 20:13
We don't get the opportunity to go out and annoy the public on athletics's day though. So instead I did something useful and wrote out some notes for Biology.
I'd prefer mechanics but for some reason HGHS doesn't have a mechanic's class.
It wasn't the public, my old school is fairly big and I don't know many people so there were plenty of randoms to hassle.
Seems like most girls schools still conform to old, womenly standards. Plenty of cooking classes, no metalwork.
I remember reading there was a sportscar making NCEA qualification. Why didn't my school have that?! Bah!
Livvy
21st February 2008, 20:25
It wasn't the public, my old school is fairly big and I don't know many people so there were plenty of randoms to hassle.
Seems like most girls schools still conform to old, womenly standards. Plenty of cooking classes, no metalwork.
I remember reading there was a sportscar making NCEA qualification. Why didn't my school have that?! Bah!
Hmm. My school is fairly large, but everyone being girls it's not half as much fun. You try to harass them and they give you this look and walk away. Yes, I tried once, then realised it's not worth the effort, and it's so much easier to just throw insults at them when they say something stupid in your prescence. Hence my prescence here... It's to hone my skills for my last year. :)
A sportscar making NCEA qualification? DAMNIT! Why does my school not have this? Stupid womenly standards! Screw cooking, they invented McD's for a reason!
Coyote
21st February 2008, 20:32
Hmm. My school is fairly large, but everyone being girls it's not half as much fun. You try to harass them and they give you this look and walk away. Yes, I tried once, then realised it's not worth the effort, and it's so much easier to just throw insults at them when they say something stupid in your prescence. Hence my prescence here... It's to hone my skills for my last year. :)
A sportscar making NCEA qualification? DAMNIT! Why does my school not have this? Stupid womenly standards! Screw cooking, they invented McD's for a reason!
I thought McDonalds was invented to make everyone fatter?
I haven't heard anything insulting by you so far, but it's not like I spend much time on KB anyway... cough
Livvy
21st February 2008, 20:34
I thought McDonalds was invented to make everyone fatter?
I haven't heard anything insulting by you so far, but it's not like I spend much time on KB anyway... cough
Okay. Well. They invented quick food for a reason then. McD's was the first thing that popped into my head but I guess if you prefer to go to the supermarket and just buy some apples or something that can work too. Simple food is just as acceptable...
You know what I mean!
And yeah, apparently the people here aren't as stupid as the girls at my school :laugh:
Coyote
21st February 2008, 20:40
Okay. Well. They invented quick food for a reason then. McD's was the first thing that popped into my head but I guess if you prefer to go to the supermarket and just buy some apples or something that can work too. Simple food is just as acceptable...
You know what I mean!
And yeah, apparently the people here aren't as stupid as the girls at my school :laugh:
Hey, I didn't say I was into health food. Sheesh.
Really? Wow... who'd have thought. I was expecting a girls school to be full of scholars.
But no, I guess they're like the two I overheard (they were talking at the top of their lungs, it was hard not too) at the back of the bus. "Omg, and I was like...and she were like omg and I was like... and she was like... and I was like shut up!" repeat ∞x. I want my bike back!
Livvy
21st February 2008, 20:47
Hey, I didn't say I was into health food. Sheesh.
Really? Wow... who'd have thought. I was expecting a girls school to be full of scholars.
But no, I guess they're like the two I overheard (they were talking at the top of their lungs, it was hard not too) at the back of the bus. "Omg, and I was like...and she were like omg and I was like... and she was like... and I was like shut up!" repeat ∞x. I want my bike back!
A girls' school? Full of scholars? :rofl:
There are three catagories the girls at my school can fit into;
One: the type you heard on the bus, i.e., the "popular" girls
Two: the class-clowns
Three: the nerds
So we do have some scholars. I'm not one, I'm a class clown, but I'm intelligent. I just hide it well. Until you see my handwriting/see me txt/on forums, etc. That's when you see the full punctuation, mostly accurate grammar and hopefully correct spelling. :laugh:
Coyote
21st February 2008, 20:58
A girls' school? Full of scholars? :rofl:
There are three catagories the girls at my school can fit into;
One: the type you heard on the bus, i.e., the "popular" girls
Two: the class-clowns
Three: the nerds
So we do have some scholars. I'm not one, I'm a class clown, but I'm intelligent. I just hide it well. Until you see my handwriting/see me txt/on forums, etc. That's when you see the full punctuation, mostly accurate grammar and hopefully correct spelling. :laugh:
Dry sarcasm just doesn't work in writing does it?
I suppose metalers or goths would be classed into the other groups? Or you could just make it 2 groups, the popular kids and 'them'.
I'm similar. I would often take the piss, in between bookwork. I rarely ever use 'txt' langage, either to take the piss or bring myself to a level they understand. And I've always been like that, I didn't get the word on here like so many others have (Skidmark is a good example).
Livvy
21st February 2008, 21:04
Dry sarcasm just doesn't work in writing does it?
I suppose metalers or goths would be classed into the other groups? Or you could just make it 2 groups, the popular kids and 'them'.
I'm similar. I would often take the piss, in between bookwork. I rarely ever use 'txt' langage, either to take the piss or bring myself to a level they understand. And I've always been like that, I didn't get the word on here like so many others have (Skidmark is a good example).
Metalers or goths at my school? Puh-lease. Those sorts of girls don't stay at my school, they get kicked out for beating the shit out of either each other or the "populars". I'm more punk and I only just manage to survive.
Yeah, my teachers are used to me by now so I get away with saying stuff no-one else can purely because they know I mean it with good intention. It's good to be like that - not teacher's pet because half the time you're taking the piss out of the teacher (History and Classics are the best classes for that!) - but still one of the higher regarded students. :yes:
Waylander
21st February 2008, 21:57
Coyote is moving in on us Deano...
Livvy
22nd February 2008, 06:48
Coyote is moving in on us Deano...
Oh dear. Feeling threatened are you?
Blossom
22nd February 2008, 06:54
regaurdless of weather you sound young or not, when you say bill payer, he assumed that the billpayer is a male, as well woman arnt allowed to work. (and when they are allowed, its cos they have big boobs)
I take offence to that...I have big boobs and I am not allowed to work...err I mean I dont work. :girlfight:
Then who would look after the children? lmao:2thumbsup
Blossom
22nd February 2008, 06:59
Dry sarcasm just doesn't work in writing does it?
I suppose metalers or goths would be classed into the other groups? Or you could just make it 2 groups, the popular kids and 'them'.
I was both metaler and goth during and post high school. I was definately one of the 'weird' kids. Still am :eek5:
Didn't move into the punk faze till I was 18 then reverted back to my genetic roots at 21 and rediscovered the many shades of black.
GO THE WEIRD KIDS!!!! We have sooo much personality!
The Pastor
22nd February 2008, 08:13
I was both metaler and goth during and post high school. I was definately one of the 'weird' kids. Still am :eek5:
Didn't move into the punk faze till I was 18 then reverted back to my genetic roots at 21 and rediscovered the many shades of black.
GO THE WEIRD KIDS!!!! We have sooo much personality!
Yes the goths have soooo much personality.
"how are you?"
'my world is a deep and dark abyss let me sit the graveyard and have sex with dogs'
Coyote
22nd February 2008, 09:06
Coyote is moving in on us Deano...
I am? Don't get you...
Yes the goths have soooo much personality.
"how are you?"
'my world is a deep and dark abyss let me sit the graveyard and have sex with dogs'
Not sure about the sex with dogs part, but on the whole they are better than teeny-boppers (popular girls). "Lik omg she wuz lik omg an i wuz lik shutup!".
Plus fishnets and dark eyes are much more attractive than those trendy block letter tops or babydolls that make chicks look pregnant.
ManDownUnder
22nd February 2008, 09:12
Oh, I always thought that you were gay.
He's not but his cock tastes like shit.
Coyote
22nd February 2008, 09:15
Metalers or goths at my school? Puh-lease. Those sorts of girls don't stay at my school, they get kicked out for beating the shit out of either each other or the "populars". I'm more punk and I only just manage to survive.
Yeah, my teachers are used to me by now so I get away with saying stuff no-one else can purely because they know I mean it with good intention. It's good to be like that - not teacher's pet because half the time you're taking the piss out of the teacher (History and Classics are the best classes for that!) - but still one of the higher regarded students. :yes:
Well obviously you didn't have any good ones. The ones that get kicked out are idiots.
My year 12 English class was good like that. Everyone was taking the piss. My excuse for not having my homework done once was "I'm anti-establishment". My teacher laughed and let me off :p
It was a laugh seeing my teacher from that class in town the other day. Once he wasn't wearing formal attire, he didn't look much older than me. Had a good talk about his trip to Italy and how much the school had gone down hill since he had left.
deanohit
22nd February 2008, 09:29
I am? Don't get you...
Read the thread on men and earings and laugh. :laugh:
Coyote
22nd February 2008, 09:35
Read the thread on men and earings and laugh. :laugh:
Goshes, Livvy has a tattoo!
deanohit
22nd February 2008, 09:36
Goshes, Livvy has a tattoo!
The question is, what and where?! :devil2:
Coyote
22nd February 2008, 09:42
The question is, what and where?! :devil2:
Paw prints on her shoulderblade.
Or was that a test to see how close I was reading...
deanohit
22nd February 2008, 09:43
Paw prints on her shoulderblade.
Or was that a test to see how close I was reading...
Just stirring man.
You must've been paying attention though! :clap:
Coyote
22nd February 2008, 09:45
Just stirring man.
You must've been paying attention though! :clap:
Tattoos on a chick with 17 piercings, of course I was going to pay attention
deanohit
22nd February 2008, 09:53
Tattoos on a chick with 17 piercings, of course I was going to pay attention
You and every other young guy on the site! :whistle:
Coyote
22nd February 2008, 09:57
You and every other young guy on the site! :whistle:
And a few of the older ones too :laugh:
deanohit
22nd February 2008, 09:59
And a few of the older ones too
I bet! :laugh:
Blossom
22nd February 2008, 10:01
let me sit the graveyard and have sex with dogs'
err... maybe goths have gotten more disturbing since my youth. :gob:
I am not that commited to gothness obviously. :whistle:
However I do defend my weirdness.:bleh:
Coyote
22nd February 2008, 10:02
I bet! :laugh:
Should be interesting to hear what she says about all this
deanohit
22nd February 2008, 10:05
Should be interesting to hear what she says about all this
Well, we all haven't scared her off yet! :innocent:
Blossom
22nd February 2008, 10:05
..sorry computer repeated my post
The Pastor
22nd February 2008, 11:05
Gothics. When they're not getting their asses kicked, they're busy getting drunk and having sex with dead animals.
They give me diarrhea. What the hell's wrong with them? They always look pale, weak and sickly. Nothing a reality check can't fix. But no, they choose to dress up like french poets and walk around like vampires. Why don't you losers get a life and quit pretending like you're depressed? Maybe then people will stop treating you like the dipshits that you are, and you'll gain some respect. You know, I've done my homework. I've probably checked out over 50 pages by people who consider themselves "gothic." I've read over 20 definitions, and none of them were consistent. They're quick to label themselves as gothics, but they can't even pick a definition and stick with it. Instead, they allow people like myself to stereotype them by aesthetics. The bottom line is, that there probably isn't a universally accepted definition of a gothic because the entire movement or lifestyle (or lack thereof) revolves around just that: aesthetics. Sounds trivial and unimportant to me.
Don't get me wrong here, I have nothing against depressed people. As I come to understand it, most gothics aren't even depressed. They just act that way because they're cowards. Cowards afraid of dying. I almost laughed out loud when I first read this. Afraid of dying? Why is this even an issue? Well tough shit. If they're so afraid of dying, then they shouldn't have been born. Not my loss.
They're so afraid of death and dying, yet they smoke, drink and have unprotected sex. I know not all gothics are like that, but I don't give a shit about being politically correct. So don't mail me saying "On your page you said all [insert name of dipshits here] are [insert stereotype here]." Yes, I know. Nobody cares. My point is that gothics are shitty, and something should be done about them.
I propose that we build a giant cannon, gather up all the gothics, pack them into the cannon, and launch them into a brick wall. SLAM. No more gothics. Maybe then they'd have a reason to be depressed. That is, if any of them lived. They're all so pale and weak that a mere launch into a brick wall might finish them off.
I was going to talk about this girl I went to high school with that was a shit-eating gothic, but I'm too tired. Just take my word for it, she was shitty
Livvy
22nd February 2008, 18:18
Yeah, Goths have never been too crash hot with me either as a rule - some are okay, the rest... Ugh, please, go away. Blossom, I think you may be one of the minority, I can handle you. :yes:
Dean & Coyote:
The piercings aren't that thrilling, nor is the tattoo. My next one will be better. As will be my next piercings. But whatever... And no you haven't scared me off yet, I obviously have the upper hand.
And that's only by being female, 17, pierced, inked and with a bike.
That, my dears, is called "power". :devil2:
Coyote
22nd February 2008, 18:24
Gothics. etc.
Yeah, you're pretty much right.
I still think the chicks are hot though, so long as they aren't the pseudo-vampire types, or fat (which so many of them are...).
The Pastor
22nd February 2008, 18:26
gpx isnt really a bike, its more of a toy
Coyote
22nd February 2008, 18:27
Dean & Coyote:
The piercings aren't that thrilling, nor is the tattoo. My next one will be better. As will be my next piercings. But whatever... And no you haven't scared me off yet, I obviously have the upper hand.
And that's only by being female, 17, pierced, inked and with a bike.
That, my dears, is called "power". :devil2:
Don't get ahead of yourself, we haven't seen how you look yet :p
Not that I'm vain or anything...
What's more my girlfriend is very similar in having a tattoo with more planned and has 1 more piercing than you. She hasn't got a bike yet but she's into metal and she's a couple of months older than me. You've got no power over me yet!
Livvy
22nd February 2008, 18:37
Don't get ahead of yourself, we haven't seen how you look yet :p
Not that I'm vain or anything...
What's more my girlfriend is very similar in having a tattoo with more planned and has 1 more piercing than you. She hasn't got a bike yet but she's into metal and she's a couple of months older than me. You've got no power over me yet!
Haha. Well I don't do photographs on the net. Wanna see how I look, come to Hamilton one day and let me know you're in town! We can go destroy my school field or something. :laugh:
Yeah, I'm not a metal-head, I'm more into jazzy/indie rock styled music. Easy listening, too.
And hey, I've had 22 piercings. I just took five out. So there. :bleh:
I wouldn't want power over you anyway, I just have power. If I had power over you I'd probably be your baby sitter, and that'd just be irritating. :rolleyes:
EDIT: Holy. Just remembered I used to have the web of my tongue done as well. Make that 23 that I've had, and six I've removed.
Blossom
22nd February 2008, 18:43
I am defianately a minority, lol
And 20yrs ago when I was 17, tattooed, and rode all it meant when you said you were into goth was a rather large proportion of ones clothes were black and you loved heavy metal and had black hair.
I hate stereotypes... :Pokey:
Coyote
22nd February 2008, 18:50
Haha. Well I don't do photographs on the net. Wanna see how I look, come to Hamilton one day and let me know you're in town! We can go destroy my school field or something. :laugh:
Yeah, I'm not a metal-head, I'm more into jazzy/indie rock styled music. Easy listening, too.
And hey, I've had 22 piercings. I just took five out. So there. :bleh:
I wouldn't want power over you anyway, I just have power. If I had power over you I'd probably be your baby sitter, and that'd just be irritating. :rolleyes:
I photograph well, especially with many computer programs on the net being able to adjust your appearance. I've never looked so good! By the way, that's me in my profile photo.
An old mate of mine from intermediate has moved up to Hamilton and said I should come up there. Knock 2 birds with one stone, just need the money and a reliable bike.
I find metal easier listening than many other forms of music which I find irritating. Nothing like the soothing sounds of French symphonic black metal (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-lt2rPzFwE) to get oneself to sleep. I do like some Indie, though I don't have a hell of a lot of it.
I've had one piercing. I was drunk, one of the girlfriends friends who was a piercing trainee (she has several friends that are) was drunk too, decided it was a good time to get my snakebites, but of course it got fucked up. So I still have no piercings, and I can't afford the Pontiac phoenix on my back yet.
What? Am I not good enough to have power over?
Livvy
22nd February 2008, 18:57
Photoshop is my god, I will agree with you there.
Metal MUSIC is fine by me. Metal singing makes me cringe. It sounds terrible. If I wanted to hear someone roaring illegilbly, I'd visit the Auckland Zoo and throw rocks at the lions. But I wouldn't even do that because I'm an animal person.
Tattoos - expensive. This is true. But piercings aren't. Just go get it done already, take your girlfriend with you, she should know by now what piercing studios are decent.
And no, sorry, you're not. :bleh:
Coyote
22nd February 2008, 19:03
I am defianately a minority, lol
And 20yrs ago when I was 17, tattooed, and rode all it meant when you said you were into goth was a rather large proportion of ones clothes were black and you loved heavy metal and had black hair.
I hate stereotypes... :Pokey:
That's not goth, that's cool, except natural hair colour is fine.
Heavy metal and black clothes is now part of being bogan and black hair is now emo. Goth's have their own genre's of music in metal, techno, etc. Mainly people now think goth is people acting like vampires.
To think the Cult was once called a gothic band...
Coyote
22nd February 2008, 19:08
Photoshop is my god, I will agree with you there.
Metal MUSIC is fine by me. Metal singing makes me cringe. It sounds terrible. If I wanted to hear someone roaring illegilbly, I'd visit the Auckland Zoo and throw rocks at the lions. But I wouldn't even do that because I'm an animal person.
Tattoos - expensive. This is true. But piercings aren't. Just go get it done already, take your girlfriend with you, she should know by now what piercing studios are decent.
And no, sorry, you're not. :bleh:
I can't work photoshop, only cause my computer has never given me a chance to since it's so slow.
Cookie monster vocals are an acquired taste. It makes some ands what they are. Lamb of God wouldn't be so aggressive if they didn't have their singer. Opeth is brilliant for mixing death growls with 'clean', harmonic vocals, and it's the same singer that can do both. But there are many bands that are just plain shit. And there are plenty of good metal bands that use only harmonic vocals, like Katatonia in their later years when the singer lost the ability to death growl.
Piercings are expensive when you've got a work experience job with shit pay and a high maintenance whore... of a motorcycle.
Bah, screw ya
Livvy
22nd February 2008, 21:02
I can't work photoshop, only cause my computer has never given me a chance to since it's so slow.
Cookie monster vocals are an acquired taste. It makes some ands what they are. Lamb of God wouldn't be so aggressive if they didn't have their singer. Opeth is brilliant for mixing death growls with 'clean', harmonic vocals, and it's the same singer that can do both. But there are many bands that are just plain shit. And there are plenty of good metal bands that use only harmonic vocals, like Katatonia in their later years when the singer lost the ability to death growl.
Piercings are expensive when you've got a work experience job with shit pay and a high maintenance whore... of a motorcycle.
Bah, screw ya
I don't own photoshop myself (expense) but I use it on the school computers. If I do something in design at Uni next year I might find some way of acquiring it though.
And shall we settle on you liking metal and me not? Because that's so much easier...
Piercings aren't terribly expensive if you know where to go. My piercing parlour has $20 Sundays - they don't do genitalia piercings, but pretty much everything else they'll do for $20 or under on a Sunday. But face it, lip piercings aren't hard to do. Come to Hamilton and I'll pierce your lip for free. :devil2:
And no thanks on the screw, I'm saving myself :innocent:
(well, no, I'm not. :laugh: Just waiting on certain people!)
Waylander
22nd February 2008, 23:34
Haha. Well I don't do photographs on the net. Wanna see how I look, come to Hamilton one day and let me know you're in town! We can go destroy my school field or something. :laugh:
Yeah, I'm not a metal-head, I'm more into jazzy/indie rock styled music. Easy listening, too.
And hey, I've had 22 piercings. I just took five out. So there. :bleh:
I wouldn't want power over you anyway, I just have power. If I had power over you I'd probably be your baby sitter, and that'd just be irritating. :rolleyes:
EDIT: Holy. Just remembered I used to have the web of my tongue done as well. Make that 23 that I've had, and six I've removed.
Cambridge-Hamilton Toy run on the 2nd. I'll see you there.
Waylander
22nd February 2008, 23:37
Metal MUSIC is fine by me. Metal singing makes me cringe. It sounds terrible. If I wanted to hear someone roaring illegilbly, I'd visit the Auckland Zoo and throw rocks at the lions. But I wouldn't even do that because I'm an animal person.
I didn't know you could read sound. Or rather not read sound.
Blossom
23rd February 2008, 07:30
That's not goth, that's cool, except natural hair colour is fine.
Heavy metal and black clothes is now part of being bogan and black hair is now emo. Goth's have their own genre's of music in metal, techno, etc. Mainly people now think goth is people acting like vampires.
To think the Cult was once called a gothic band...
Exactly... Ergo I am getting old.:shit:
Crap...I need a beer.
Livvy
23rd February 2008, 13:39
Cambridge-Hamilton Toy run on the 2nd. I'll see you there.
Possibly, my sister will be in T.A. though so I may be with her rather than
Hamilton.
I didn't know you could read sound. Or rather not read sound.
Fine, be pedantic. Metal instrumental is fine by me. Does that make you happier?
Coyote
23rd February 2008, 13:42
I don't own photoshop myself (expense) but I use it on the school computers. If I do something in design at Uni next year I might find some way of acquiring it though.
And shall we settle on you liking metal and me not? Because that's so much easier...
Piercings aren't terribly expensive if you know where to go. My piercing parlour has $20 Sundays - they don't do genitalia piercings, but pretty much everything else they'll do for $20 or under on a Sunday. But face it, lip piercings aren't hard to do. Come to Hamilton and I'll pierce your lip for free. :devil2:
And no thanks on the screw, I'm saving myself :innocent:
(well, no, I'm not. :laugh: Just waiting on certain people!)
If it's digital you can get it for free. Pretty sure all my mates that have photoshop have got it off a torrent on the net.
Sigh, thought you were cool.
20 bucks is a tank of gas. Much rather go over the rimutakas than get stabbed.
Suit yourself, apparently I'm pretty good.
Waylander
23rd February 2008, 13:59
Possibly, my sister will be in T.A. though so I may be with her rather than
Hamilton.
Fine, be pedantic. Metal instrumental is fine by me. Does that make you happier?
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Livvy
23rd February 2008, 14:30
If it's digital you can get it for free. Pretty sure all my mates that have photoshop have got it off a torrent on the net.
Sigh, thought you were cool.
20 bucks is a tank of gas. Much rather go over the rimutakas than get stabbed.
Suit yourself, apparently I'm pretty good.
Torrent Photoshop isn't usually as good as the bought product, and the fines you can get by "stealing" Photoshop is not worth it... In my opinion, anyway.
I already said I can pierce your lip for free. My folks are both doctors too, and I'm a qualified first-aider if that makes you feel any better. I'd just need a piercing needle. That's all. And those are simple enough to acquire.
And you might be, but two things - I already got another guy in mind who I KNOW is good, and besides, you're already taken...
I'm not and never will be the sort of person to sabotage a relationship for any reason, whether it be a romantic relationship or just companion relationship. I think cheating is awful anyway! So sorry, you can keep it. :yes:
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Okay. So sometimes I don't pay attention when I'm typing. I'm multi-tasking at the moment and for a girl I fail at it.
My sister will be in Te Awamutu this weekend coming up, and because I don't often see her I may disappear down to T.A. to be with her rather than hang around in Hamilton.
As for the second half of what I said, surely that's understandable... I don't mind instrumental metal... Or is that too complicated still? :bleh:
Coyote
23rd February 2008, 15:34
Torrent Photoshop isn't usually as good as the bought product, and the fines you can get by "stealing" Photoshop is not worth it... In my opinion, anyway.
I already said I can pierce your lip for free. My folks are both doctors too, and I'm a qualified first-aider if that makes you feel any better. I'd just need a piercing needle. That's all. And those are simple enough to acquire.
And you might be, but two things - I already got another guy in mind who I KNOW is good, and besides, you're already taken...
I'm not and never will be the sort of person to sabotage a relationship for any reason, whether it be a romantic relationship or just companion relationship. I think cheating is awful anyway! So sorry, you can keep it. :yes:
Fines for stealing software? They've been saying that since the 80's, but they haven't been able to do it.
Lip piercing - free. Trip to Hamilton - not so free :p
I never really offered, think it was just wishful thinking on your behalf :bleh:
I've been cheated on before. To cut a looonnngg story short, it sucked, so I wouldn't want to do that to anyone, especially to someone I care about.
Coyote
23rd February 2008, 15:34
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Ooo, correcting her are we? Thought you liked her?
Steam
23rd February 2008, 15:36
Fines for stealing software? They've been saying that since the 80's, but they haven't been able to do it.
Eh? Don't they prosecute hundreds of people and orgnisations every year around the world? There's but little enforcement in NZ though I guess, we are too small to bother with.
Coyote
23rd February 2008, 15:44
Eh? Don't they prosecute hundreds of people and orgnisations every year around the world? There's but little enforcement in NZ though I guess, we are too small to bother with.
Pretty sure Joe Public is safe, it's the napsters and people selling burnt CD's that get caught right?
Some CIA dude is reading this right now isn't he?
Waylander
23rd February 2008, 16:06
Okay. So sometimes I don't pay attention when I'm typing. I'm multi-tasking at the moment and for a girl I fail at it.
My sister will be in Te Awamutu this weekend coming up, and because I don't often see her I may disappear down to T.A. to be with her rather than hang around in Hamilton.
As for the second half of what I said, surely that's understandable... I don't mind instrumental metal... Or is that too complicated still? :bleh:
Meh, I'm just giving you shit. Hitcher used to bug me heaps about my word usage and spelling.
I understood what your saying about metal music, I'm still gonna give you shit about it cause you're missing the whole point of metal music. But I'm not good enough with words to explain it to you.
Ooo, correcting her are we? Thought you liked her?
I never grew out of that phase where you showed you liked someone by pickling on them.
Or maybe I'm just having fun.
Coyote
23rd February 2008, 16:13
I understood what your saying about metal music, I'm still gonna give you shit about it cause you're missing the whole point of metal music. But I'm not good enough with words to explain it to you.
I never grew out of that phase where you showed you liked someone by pickling on them.
Or maybe I'm just having fun.
Could just say "It's good, you're wrong". That's what I do.
That's all well and good, but correcting is said to be the worst way to piss off a gal. My girlfriend said if the sun exploded the universe would too and I tried to explain why that's preposterous, almost got kicked out of her place.
Edit: she is actually a clever person, I just don't know how she got that idea.
Waylander
23rd February 2008, 16:18
Could just say "It's good, you're wrong". That's what I do.
That's all well and good, but correcting is said to be the worst way to piss off a gal. My girlfriend said if the sun exploded the universe would too and I tried to explain why that's preposterous, almost got kicked out of her place.
Edit: she is actually a clever person, I just don't know how she got that idea.
Maybe she said that, knowing you would try to correct her, so she would have an excuse to kick you out.
Coyote
23rd February 2008, 16:19
Maybe she said that, knowing you would try to correct her, so she would have an excuse to kick you out.
Thanks for installing such a thought in my head. Appreciated.
Unless you're just being mean cause you have the hots for me.
Waylander
23rd February 2008, 16:22
Thanks for installing such a thought in my head. Appreciated.
Unless you're just being mean cause you have the hots for me.
if only you were my type.
Livvy
23rd February 2008, 16:28
Fines for stealing software? They've been saying that since the 80's, but they haven't been able to do it.
Lip piercing - free. Trip to Hamilton - not so free :p
I never really offered, think it was just wishful thinking on your behalf :bleh:
I've been cheated on before. To cut a looonnngg story short, it sucked, so I wouldn't want to do that to anyone, especially to someone I care about.
Yeah, I guess you're right about the whole fines thing but still... I'd rather have a genuine working version anyway, and as a student I'd get it for pretty cheap compared to a business or something. Or so says my tattooist!
Well you said you'd be coming to Hamilton anyway. So...
And to your last two comments combined: believe me, if I want sex, I get sex! Why would you be wishful thinking? :laugh: For one, I've never met you - so I'm not attracted to you, and for another, what I've said earlier (that I'd never sabotage a relationship) and what you said about not wanting to cheat anyway... Kinda means nothing would happen anyway!
Ooo, correcting her are we? Thought you liked her?
Haha, yeah, gee...
Eh? Don't they prosecute hundreds of people and orgnisations every year around the world? There's but little enforcement in NZ though I guess, we are too small to bother with.
There's that too... I've never heard of anyone I know in NZ being hit up for that sort of thing.
Meh, I'm just giving you shit. Hitcher used to bug me heaps about my word usage and spelling.
I understood what your saying about metal music, I'm still gonna give you shit about it cause you're missing the whole point of metal music. But I'm not good enough with words to explain it to you.
I never grew out of that phase where you showed you liked someone by pickling on them.
Or maybe I'm just having fun.
1) You're not Hitcher... Sorry man
2) Yes, I miss the point of metal music, that's what happens when you don't have a passion for something
3) So you're kinda like the boy who'd pull my hair in primary? Yeah, I kicked him in the balls after a while.
:innocent:
Could just say "It's good, you're wrong". That's what I do.
That's all well and good, but correcting is said to be the worst way to piss off a gal. My girlfriend said if the sun exploded the universe would too and I tried to explain why that's preposterous, almost got kicked out of her place.
Edit: she is actually a clever person, I just don't know how she got that idea.
I don't actually mind being corrected. I have this horrible urge to know everything.
Coyote
23rd February 2008, 16:30
if only you were my type.
And you were a hot chick
Livvy
23rd February 2008, 16:31
Thanks for installing such a thought in my head. Appreciated.
Unless you're just being mean cause you have the hots for me.
if only you were my type.
It's okay Coyote...
Waylander's just upset because I'm talking to you.
:Pokey:
Coyote
23rd February 2008, 16:34
Yeah, I guess you're right about the whole fines thing but still... I'd rather have a genuine working version anyway, and as a student I'd get it for pretty cheap compared to a business or something. Or so says my tattooist!
Well you said you'd be coming to Hamilton anyway. So...
And to your last two comments combined: believe me, if I want sex, I get sex! Why would you be wishful thinking? :laugh: For one, I've never met you - so I'm not attracted to you, and for another, what I've said earlier (that I'd never sabotage a relationship) and what you said about not wanting to cheat anyway... Kinda means nothing would happen anyway!
I don't actually mind being corrected. I have this horrible urge to know everything.
Fair enough.
Never confirmed anything, but here's hoping.
I'm taking the piss, take no notice of me.
Well you're an oddity
Livvy
23rd February 2008, 16:36
Fair enough.
Never confirmed anything, but here's hoping.
I'm taking the piss, take no notice of me.
Well you're an oddity
Why is wanting to know things odd? Or is it the fact that I don't mind being corrected odd?
I'll spend my entire life being corrected, so I've learnt that if I get upset by this I'll get screw all.
The whole point of life is to learn, is it not?
Coyote
23rd February 2008, 16:43
Why is wanting to know things odd? Or is it the fact that I don't mind being corrected odd?
I'll spend my entire life being corrected, so I've learnt that if I get upset by this I'll get screw all.
The whole point of life is to learn, is it not?
Yes to the latter.
Well it's good that you've learnt.
One of the things in life, and certainly a good focus in life. Unlike maybe climbing up the ladder.
(http://www.laddertheory.com/)But I don't think it's the absolute point of life.
Yay, subjects changed to philosophy now. Why hasn't this been PD'd yet...
Waylander
23rd February 2008, 16:45
1) You're not Hitcher... Sorry man
2) Yes, I miss the point of metal music, that's what happens when you don't have a passion for something
3) So you're kinda like the boy who'd pull my hair in primary? Yeah, I kicked him in the balls after a while.
:innocent:
I don't actually mind being corrected. I have this horrible urge to know everything.
Ooh sounds like fun.
It's okay Coyote...
Waylander's just upset because I'm talking to you.
:Pokey:
Or maybe I'm bored. It's raining and the wind is blowing the car around let alone what it would do to the bike. Nothing on TV and no good movies out I haven't already seen a thousand times. First time I've got the house to myself in 6 months and all my mates have other things going on.
Yea, I'm bored.
I might go edit Sam's riding video.
Livvy
23rd February 2008, 17:01
Yes to the latter.
Well it's good that you've learnt.
One of the things in life, and certainly a good focus in life. Unlike maybe climbing up the ladder.
(http://www.laddertheory.com/)But I don't think it's the absolute point of life.
Yay, subjects changed to philosophy now. Why hasn't this been PD'd yet...
Yeah, I'm kinda wondering that myself...
Talking of Philosophy, we're supposed to be studying Socrates in Classics, and we've started off the subject by watching the movie Troy.
... Nope, I don't get it either.
Ooh sounds like fun.
It might be. But I might be too placid to make it amusing.
Or maybe I'm bored. It's raining and the wind is blowing the car around let alone what it would do to the bike. Nothing on TV and no good movies out I haven't already seen a thousand times. First time I've got the house to myself in 6 months and all my mates have other things going on.
Yea, I'm bored.
I might go edit Sam's riding video.
Bored? Ha! I'm at my folks' place in Taumarunui right now.
You don't even know what bored IS. :laugh:
Only get channels 1-3, internet is dial-up, no vodafone reception, town central is so insignificant if you blinked you'd miss it driving through...
Coyote
23rd February 2008, 17:05
Or maybe I'm bored. It's raining and the wind is blowing the car around let alone what it would do to the bike. Nothing on TV and no good movies out I haven't already seen a thousand times. First time I've got the house to myself in 6 months and all my mates have other things going on.
Yea, I'm bored.
I might go edit Sam's riding video.
I'm hella bored too. That's why I'm here.
I should have a bike on Monday. Whether my VFR actually gets fixed or I get to loan a Yamaha Scorpio. I'm kinda hoping the VFR gets fixed just a day or two later :p
Coyote
23rd February 2008, 17:11
Yeah, I'm kinda wondering that myself...
Talking of Philosophy, we're supposed to be studying Socrates in Classics, and we've started off the subject by watching the movie Troy.
... Nope, I don't get it either.
...
That movie was just an excuse to show off that dude's arse. Brad Pitt I think (couldn't think of his name for a sec, I'm just that out of it...).
Watching Superbad in sex ed would be more apt.
Coyote
23rd February 2008, 17:12
Talking of apt
<img src="http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/orphaned_projects.png"/>
Livvy
23rd February 2008, 17:15
...
That movie was just an excuse to show off that dude's arse. Brad Pitt I think (couldn't think of his name for a sec, I'm just that out of it...).
Watching Superbad in sex ed would be more apt.
Ughhh. Brad Pitt is the worst person they could have picked for Achillies, I swear... Having been raised on Greek Mythology as a child (my parents don't believe in bible stories) I was just angry at this. And Orlando Bloom as Paris?!
Heaven give me strength.
But at least my teacher doesn't care if I sleep in class. <_<
Livvy
23rd February 2008, 17:17
Talking of apt
<img src="http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/orphaned_projects.png"/>
Haha.
"Women don't want to hear a man's advice... They just want to hear what they already think in a deeper voice."
Yeah his relationship will die. :laugh:
Coyote
23rd February 2008, 19:37
Ughhh. Brad Pitt is the worst person they could have picked for Achillies, I swear... Having been raised on Greek Mythology as a child (my parents don't believe in bible stories) I was just angry at this. And Orlando Bloom as Paris?!
Heaven give me strength.
But at least my teacher doesn't care if I sleep in class. <_<
Agreed.
Orlando Bloom has only ever entertained me once. His cameo on Extras was superb. However that was more writers than acting talent, but he did well.
No school untill a week from now so I get to sleep in on my own bed :bleh:
flyingcrocodile46
23rd February 2008, 21:53
Telecom called me gay!
Guess they had your number eh? :whistle:
Livvy
24th February 2008, 10:41
Ughhh. Sleep full stop would be a glorious thing. As I'm at my parents' for the weekend, my sister came over last night with her two year old daughter and after we'd all eaten and my niece was tucked up in bed asleep my sister dragged me out to town... And as said to Waylander before, Taumarunui is a hole to start with, and the nightlife is no better it seems! We drove around for an hour and a half and finally got back at about 1am.
Went to bed, and my bedroom is right beside the one where my niece was sleeping. Now, my folks have a dog but my sister doesn't, so when Max started barking at 2:30am it woke my niece, scared her, and she started crying. My sister was in the next bedroom down and couldn't hear her but boy did I hear her. So I had to get up and settle her back down and if there's one thing I suck at it's kids. I love my niece but she sees me so rarely she barely knows who I am! But she did calm down quite quickly I guess.
Let me express my momentary feeling of pride at this:
Oh god, she's stopped crying, I did something right!
But I'm back in Hamilton tonight, wheeee. I get my normal bed back... Yus!
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