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White trash
19th February 2008, 05:40
Well what a bloody weekend, I can honestly say that all up, this was the best time I’ve ever enjoyed since beginning racing bikes. Bit of a long winded rant, hope we don’t bore ya :D

Started off Saturday morning by throwing a whole heap of gear, mattresses, and a bike into the stolen (thanks SDV) truck. Patch turned up about eleven and seeing as he knew that you need to fill in a log book, I elected him as chief driver. Had a nice (noisy and slow) cruise down the line to Paeroa with no events to report. Caught up with our old mate Deano, Mrs Deano and their cool new son Rex before going and finding the legend that is Dave Elgar who was holding a pit spot for us and the guys from Hardon Racing. Unloaded our immense amount of shit from the truck, set the tail lift to half mast and sat down for a refreshing beer and BBQ lunch. Did the sign on and scrutineering bullshit too.

Saturday night, Gixser, Dodgy Matt, Laurie, Aff man, Sanx, Frenchy and Nicksta all arrived and we set about making a dent in the massive amount of beer we had on hand. Drew pointed out to me that the riders briefing sheet stated our grid positions would be posted during scrutineering. Pretty funny way to determine a grid I thought but I’d better go have a look. Sure enough, there in the shed I came to the realization that I’d already qualified. I started jumping up and down swearing to anyone that would listen about what a bunch of cunts they were sticking me right at the back until someone calmly pointed out that I was looking at the sheets upside down. I was on the front row! Fark me!, Li’l ol’ Trashy then became a very happy man. Wandered back to our pit and told everyone about what a legend of a qualifier I am. Also stopped drinkin about then too.

I wont bore you with the shenanigans that took place Saturday night, what goes on tour stays on tour (see Riff raffs thread)

Slept in the back of the truck with various burnouts, partys and burglar alarms going off all night but all in all slept pretty well.

Sunday morning and everything started to happen pretty quick. Did our practice sessions and was stoked to have Gareth Jones come past towards the end so I tried to steal a few pointers from him. Hate to say it but those Yamahas are dynamite quick. My bike felt pretty good, perhaps not the perfect gearing but I managed to find a good rythym so we left it as it stood. Watching from the sidelines for a few years I’ve always been a little apprehensive of the front straight and it’s kink at Superbike speeds. Let me tell you it’s a hell of a lot worse from the pilots seat.

All the practices outta the way, I started to get a little nervous even though I’d told myself I was here for the fun of it, not going to expect too much of myself after the bitter disappointment of Wanagnui. Grabbed the MP3 and blasted out a bit of Rage Against the machine while cheering Nicko and Drew on in the first F2 race.

Race 1.

Got not a bad start but pussied out a little into turn one, allowing Shirriffs, Jones and Cudlin through way too easily. Pete Tanner and Carey Briar also got through as well. Managed to feel pretty good through the first 4 laps and held a pretty good position, getting back through on Tanner. Race was red flagged after Nicko and Neil Martin had a wee coming together before the esses, thank Christ no one was hurt although both the MV and the GSXR looked pretty second hand. We were held on the start grid then restarted for the remaining six laps. Glad of a second chance I focused everything on the flag Chris Costello was holding high and got an explosive start, out dragging everyone except Gareth on the Bernard Yamaha. Curious George (aka Craig Shirriffs) mowed past me under brakes and Damien shot through soon after. Hayden Fitzgerald and Carey got through and I needed to calm down a bit and ride my own race to stay with them. Both Hayden and Carey were pushing really hard but outbraking themselves into turn one. Carey ran a little wide and I managed to square it off a little better, getting on the inside of him and holding him out over the stop bank and down the chute towards the Esses. Keeping my head down I just rode as tidily as I could, trying to keep the front down on the back straight and a tidy line through the hairpin. All the way down Paeroas main street the WBP bike was trying to wheelie itself into the crowd but we held it together, gapping Carey but unable to catch a fast Hayden. Finished 5th in probably the most enjoyable race of my life. First privateer home and running on the same pair of Dunlops I raced at Wanaganui.

Got invited to the King Of the Streets race and was running sixth in this event. Started to notice my footpeg getting loose and couldn’t weight the peg. Jason Hulme was all over me and I couldn’t get off the turns well enough to gap him. Running into the hairpin I was going later and later on the brakes when finally on lap ten, I lost the front there and dropped the bike in front of a couple of thousand people. Got some good cheers and clapping. Rode back to the pits and the marshal told me to go slowly in the opposite to track direction. I went nice and slowly but the rear tyre seemed to be spinning about 20 times faster than the front. Crowd seemed to enjoy that :D

Patch and Death set about making the very small repair needed to get out for the final Formula Paeroa race and we made it to the grid with our troop of stunning brolly girls. It was nice to see Curious George had an absolute minter in the shape of Robert Taylor to hold his umbrella :D

Got a good start again but by now my tyres were well and truly fucked, my fastest lap being one and a half seconds slower than the first race so I just went into damage control, trying to make it impossible for Neil to come by. He’s obviously got a fair bit of trust in my riding as he made a dive through the kink in the hairpin in a very cheeky manner. He gave me a little wave down the front straight to say sorry but he’s one guy you can trust to get by cleanly and we had a laugh about it after the race. Couldn’t catch him back up so finished a creditable 8th on VERY second hand tyres. Pete Tanner was doing his best to get by and I thought he might on the final lap but luckily Kicking Zebra provided a life saver, leaving a tiny gap for me to squeeze through as we lapped him and making Pete go the long way round.

I’ll post what a full lap feels later but I really gotta thank soooo many people.

Quasi, Paula and Bikestore. Thankyou so, so much for the troop of gorgeous brolly dollys. They did you guys proud and got us all some very hotly contested exposure. Patch for spinning spanners and driving the truck and cooking the food and buying the beer. You’re a fucken legend mate and I’m lucky to have you on my side. Every single marshal and photographer there. You guys work tirelessly throughout the day in the stinkin hot sun without a break for our enjoyment, thankyou all. All the race fans who cheered or clapped. I really hope we all put on a good show for you. Speedie for hooking me up with such an awesome ride and of course my gorgeous, child bearing partner Sue. I love you so much babe, thankyou for helping me remain confident.

WBP racing is really luck to have the support of Wealth Buy Property, Easystart rental management, Auckland Motorcycle Surgery, Quasimoto leathers, Bikestore and of course Dunlop for the super sticky tyres. All of you guys rock as without you, we wouldn’t be doin it.

Sully60
19th February 2008, 05:52
Wicked report Jimmy.

It's good to hear you enjoyed youself especaily after the Wangavegas debarcle.

How could you not enjoy Paeroa though eh? What a wicked circuit it is!
Looking forward to a lap with Thrashy now.

See you next weekend at Manifeild?

Riff Raff
19th February 2008, 06:37
It was so awesome to see you so happy all day babe - in fact that's the happiest I've ever seen you at a race track. Love you heaps and so very, very proud of you :love: :woohoo::headbang:

sugilite
19th February 2008, 07:56
Great Report, and great skills riding the hell out of that bike on old tyres too :niceone:

Cajun
19th February 2008, 07:57
awsome work there Jimmy mate.

deanohit
19th February 2008, 08:05
Mint wheelies and burnouts mate! :headbang:

Deano
19th February 2008, 08:05
Blardy great riding mate. Inspirational.

007XX
19th February 2008, 08:08
Them burnouts sure were impressive...Love your work! :headbang::first:

Awesome to know you had such a good time Jimmy.

Drew
19th February 2008, 09:05
Excellent stuff bruva, hard not to be grinning at an event like that. Well done indeed.

Toast
19th February 2008, 09:48
Nice one Jimmie. I saw your first Formula Paeroa race. Looked shit hot!

fireball
19th February 2008, 09:54
well done mate, you raced well and was even a crowd pleaser with your wave! you got alot of applause as you came past, they love your work!

Sanx
19th February 2008, 16:03
Great day's racing there Jimmy. Not only did you look happier than a pig in shit surrounded by the crème de la crème of brolly dollies, but you were awesome out on the track too. Loved the little burn-outs following your small oopsie, and had a good giggle at the amount of smoke billowing up from the pits after you'd disappeared back into them.

Edbear
19th February 2008, 16:12
well done mate, you raced well and was even a crowd pleaser with your wave! you got alot of applause as you came past, they love your work!


+1!:clap: Good report! Good to get the inside story on things!

White trash
19th February 2008, 16:14
Thanks for all your kind words guys. It realy was a very special day for all involved.

Dedicating a result to someone seems a little naff but I'm gonna do it anyhow for two top blokes anyway.

Firstly, Boomer. Mate, I know you really wanted to be there and your texts offering encouragement were confidence boosting. Can't wait to catch up for a beer ya fookin munkey. :drinkup:

Secondly, Lance Lowe. Alot of people would have seen his name in the program and wondered where the "Wheelie King" was. Lance at 10 am Saturday morning came to a very wise realisation and decided to sit out what he quite possibly lives for. This guy eats, sleeps and breaths to race at the streets people, this was not a descision made lightly. I tried to hold the hooligan flag high mate. :scooter:

Couple of my favourite images. Thanks to all the photographers. Especially Big Dave. You're a true good bastard mate.

White trash
19th February 2008, 16:24
+1!:clap: Good report! Good to get the inside story on things!
Thanks for comin up and sayin' "Hi" mate. It's always nice to meet KBers at these events.

The Tazman
19th February 2008, 16:26
Always the crowd pleaser aye matey :D: fanTAZtic effort. Wish I could have been there to see it.

FROSTY
19th February 2008, 17:06
Good on ya Jimmy -Wish i was there with ya's all -so bad I wish i was there

Gremlin
19th February 2008, 17:17
Very good effort mate, I was one of the marshals on the inside of the corner leading onto the back straight, and had a very good view of that middle pic above. Then you stopped, gave it a little, and proceeded to wheelie down the back straight... jealous I was...

The audience loved it :banana:

flame
19th February 2008, 18:48
Hey Mr "my name is Jimmy" and "I am..........freaking FAST!!!:msn-wink:"

fantastic hun! what awesome racing :niceone:
And the smile on your face said it all. Wicked :woohoo:

limbimtimwim
19th February 2008, 20:07
And the smile on your face said it all. Wicked :woohoo:Yep; even 30 seconds after he crashed.

Or is that a grimace of pain? ;)

Cleve
19th February 2008, 20:37
Fantastic write up Jimmy. I was impressed with how well you did against all those "big boys"...
You looked smooth and fast out there.

aff-man
19th February 2008, 20:47
You're a legend......

And outside your own bathroom non the less....

You done awesome mate was wicked to watch...

boomer
19th February 2008, 22:08
YOU'RE A MAN OF MANY TALENTS Mr White Trash !! Congratulations for some good results and most of all.. ENJOYING the excitement of the day!

You're right, it sucked a fat one not being there. but I now know i'll be at ALL the ones in the future and will be able to see you kick more ass and drink the champagne of winners.

Congrats to you and your team ... Well done :first:



meh meh .......

slowpoke
19th February 2008, 23:32
It was nice to see Curious George had an absolute minter in the shape of Robert Taylor to hold his umbrella :D


Great write up Trashy, although some information would have been best left ot....the thought of Robert Taylor in a mini skirt with man-boobs bulging in a push-up bra has put me right off my food....

...er, that's a pisstake Robert, 'Poos assures me you have a very nice body......

Edbear
20th February 2008, 06:33
Thanks for comin up and sayin' "Hi" mate. It's always nice to meet KBers at these events.


Yeah, I think next year I'll get me a KB cap though. Easier to meet other's if they know you're on the site.

placidfemme
20th February 2008, 06:46
and one more :)

Matt Bleck
20th February 2008, 09:21
Bummed I couldn't see ya in action Jimmy, great results!!! :niceone:

GIXser
20th February 2008, 10:44
Guys this is a bit over the top, The person that needs the real praise is Mr poos' he has assured me that if he'd been racing he would have beat everyone and broken every record set in the past 16 years..

boomer
20th February 2008, 11:41
Poos' is my hero

"D" FZ1
20th February 2008, 11:57
Thanks for all your kind words guys. It realy was a very special day for all involved.



Secondly, Lance Lowe. Alot of people would have seen his name in the program and wondered where the "Wheelie King" was. Lance at 10 am Saturday morning came to a very wise realisation and decided to sit out what he quite possibly lives for. This guy eats, sleeps and breaths to race at the streets people, this was not a descision made lightly. I tried to hold the hooligan flag high mate. :scooter:

Couple of my favourite images. Thanks to all the photographers. Especially Big Dave. You're a true good bastard mate.

Awsome write up Jimmy. It sucked for Lance that he wasn't there but he made the right decision on the day. Hopefully he will be back soon doing what he does best.

Finn
20th February 2008, 12:42
Caught up with our old mate Deano, Mrs Deano and their cool new son Rex before going and finding the legend that is Dave Elgar who was holding a pit spot for us and the guys from Hardon Racing.

Does he have a brother named Steve who used to work at AMPS? If so, we were practically neighbours when i was a young fella.

Drew
20th February 2008, 14:28
Does he have a brother named Steve who used to work at AMPS? If so, we were practically neighbours when i was a young fella.


Well fuck-a-doodle-doo, even if he did, nobody cares. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHA


Fuck I'm funny:beer:

Str8 Jacket
20th February 2008, 14:30
Fuck I'm funny:beer:

If you've already started thinking that your funny then you've had enough mate.....

Drew
20th February 2008, 14:33
If you've already started thinking that your funny then you've had enough mate.....

Two beers and I'm wasted these days girl.:sick:


I'm not a funny guy, but I've made fun of a few guys that thought they were.

Str8 Jacket
20th February 2008, 14:34
Two beers and I'm wasted these days girl.:sick:

Old age does that to ya mate. Luckily your older brothers still got it...

Congtrats on having a blast at Paeroa WT. Ive heard that you did awesome even if you did look like a man whore with all those Brolly Dollies! :cool:

Finn
20th February 2008, 14:37
Well fuck-a-doodle-doo, even if he did, nobody cares. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHA


Fuck I'm funny:beer:

Actually, the prick still owes me 20 cents.

Drew
20th February 2008, 14:42
Actually, the cunt still owes me 20 cents.




BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHA, fuck YOU'RE funny.

ManDownUnder
20th February 2008, 14:50
Cheers Trashy. Not too often I get hooked into racing talk and reads etc... but you're the man far as I'm concerned.

Go for gold. I - for one - am living vicariously thorugh this shit.
NK

White trash
20th February 2008, 15:37
For those that wanna read a quick lap, click here (http://sportsbike.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?p=24018#post24018)

White trash
20th February 2008, 15:53
Cheers Trashy. Not too often I get hooked into racing talk and reads etc... but you're the man far as I'm concerned.

Go for gold. I - for one - am living vicariously thorugh this shit.
NK
Thanks Nigel. I try to remember what I thought were the best bike tests when I was a kid. I used to love the "seat of the pants" track tests, describing how things feel and making ya feel like you're part of it. Keeps you more interested I reckon.

Big Dave
20th February 2008, 15:56
Cheque's in the mail.

Can we get that shit on your helmet fixed please.
If it didn't have that tape on it I'd use this for Arai adverts.

White trash
20th February 2008, 16:00
'Kin hell mate. I was hoping someone got a good shot of that turn. Thanks so much.

Probably use it as an Arai ad if ya wanted too :D

White trash
20th February 2008, 16:01
Can we get that shit on your helmet fixed please.
If it didn't have that tape on it I'd use this for Arai adverts.

Tell them to sort their fucken side plates out so they don't fly off spontaneously at 290 kph and I'll remove the tape.
Edit: You got Photoshop don't ya?

kiwifruit
20th February 2008, 16:05
Great effort man, well done!

Big Dave
20th February 2008, 16:09
Tell them to sort their fucken side plates out so they don't fly off spontaneously at 290 kph and I'll remove the tape.


I had a cheapie helmet visor let go on the freeway and it was hard enough looking forward as it spun around like a scoop.

your neck at 290 and we're talking Linda Blair.

Are they worn? Tired Lugs or summat?

Take it in to Kerry at motohaus and we'll get arai involved if needed.

I'll word him up.

Shaun
20th February 2008, 16:10
Tell them to sort their fucken side plates out so they don't fly off spontaneously at 290 kph and I'll remove the tape.
Edit: You got Photoshop don't ya?




It's like carrasing her instead of stabbing at er:niceone:

ummmmm I mean, if you take good care with the visor changing process, normally they are 110% quality hemets, and the fitting lugs do not get damaged, so they stay together no worries

White trash
20th February 2008, 16:11
I had a cheapie visor let go on the freeway and it was hard enough looking forward as it spun around like a scoop.

your neck at 290 and we're talking Linda Blair.

Are they worn? Tired Lugs or summat?

Take it in to Kerry at motohaus and we'll get arai involved if needed.
Any other Arai dealers around?

White trash
20th February 2008, 16:13
It's like carrasing her instead of stabbing at er:niceone:

ummmmm I mean, if you take good care with the visor changing process, normally they are 110% quality hemets, and the fitting lugs do not get damaged, so they stay together no worries
I know, I aggree whole heartedly mate. I'll never wear another helmet brand after owning Arais. I suspect I may have damaged one of the lugs at some stage.

Big Dave
20th February 2008, 16:16
Edit: You got Photoshop don't ya?

Just looking to see if I have a similar angle in the buell shots.

skidMark
20th February 2008, 16:20
Actually, the prick still owes me 20 cents.

Jesus are you that shit at blowjobs.

Big Dave
20th February 2008, 16:20
arai dealers

I got no contacts at the other ones.

Frenchy
20th February 2008, 21:24
Well done mate love the pictures that looks like a mint rolling burn out!!!:niceone:

paturoa
20th February 2008, 21:52
some WT pics

edit: I like pic 6, do you think he spotted an umbrealla girl?

or ... " now where the fuck is that apex again??"

paturoa
20th February 2008, 21:53
and some more

PM me if you want the full res originals of any.

skidMark
20th February 2008, 22:11
Arai is an amazingly crafted helmet no doubt the best, i don't fit them though, i'm a shoei head....maybe theres an arai that will fit me...when i have the dosh i will see....

NZ importer / wholesaler of Arai are fucking useless though, the dramas we used to go through at botany honda...6 months for just a visor etc.

always sod all styles in stock.

was un-believeable, as a product it is amazing, the NZ supplier is what lets it down.

Big Dave
21st February 2008, 00:08
the head and shoulders James. Textbook.

White trash
21st February 2008, 04:38
some WT pics

edit: I like pic 6, do you think he spotted an umbrealla girl?

or ... " now where the fuck is that apex again??"

Depends if it was taken during a race or not. It may have been when Neil and Nicko came together as Neil was parked up somewhere around there and I was wondering why the back of his bike looked so fucked.

Or I would have been looking for people waving at me :D I like the attention.

Great images mate. Thankyou.

boostin
21st February 2008, 07:39
Depends if it was taken during a race or not. It may have been when Neil and Nicko came together as Neil was parked up somewhere around there and I was wondering why the back of his bike looked so fucked.

Or I would have been looking for people waving at me :D I like the attention.

Great images mate. Thankyou.

Or you didnt want the guy in the yellow shirt to get your bad taped up side....:laugh:

Devil
21st February 2008, 10:37
Awesome work ya skinny bastard. You doing Manfeild? Just waiting to get picked up to head down!

Clivoris
22nd February 2008, 21:04
Shit Jimmy. All those factory boys out there have been racing for decades and there you are, some stunt-monkey from the boon-docks on second hand tyres keeping them honest. Keep it up mate and the podium finishes in the big races have to come.

"D" FZ1
25th February 2008, 14:36
Any other Arai dealers around?

Hey Jimmy. Our parts man is a trained Arai service tech. If you wanted to courier your lid down to us he will sort it for you.

Big Dave
26th February 2008, 17:15
Hey Jimmy. Our parts man is a trained Arai service tech. If you wanted to courier your lid down to us he will sort it for you.

Hello chief, - would you believe two contacts?

How about....

roadracingoldfart
26th February 2008, 20:19
Hey Jimmy. Our parts man is a trained Arai service tech. If you wanted to courier your lid down to us he will sort it for you.


Stop looking for such a big box Jimmy , just take the helmet off ya head and send it empty.