View Full Version : Johnny Knoxville has sore balls!
Str8 Jacket
19th February 2008, 11:47
When stunts go wrong!
http://www.stuff.co.nz/0a1860.html
"I have to go now. I have to empty the piss bag on my leg that I have to wear for the next two weeks until my torn urethra heals." :pinch:
Guess a helmet wouldn't have helped this time! OUCH!
Nagash
19th February 2008, 11:51
Y'ouch.. Johnny's a legend but that's just nasty.
Not alot more stupid then attempting a back-flip on a bike when you've never ridden before.
Str8 Jacket
19th February 2008, 11:53
Not alot more stupid then attempting a back-flip on a bike when you've never ridden before.
Yep, that made me laugh! Gotta love someone with (sore) balls to try new things though!
Finn
19th February 2008, 11:59
Ouch.
10 testicles
Stirts
19th February 2008, 12:45
So he has broken his penis..... he best hope there are no hot nurses at the hostiple
Finn
19th February 2008, 12:47
So he has broken his penis..... he best hope there are no hot nurses at the hostiple
His meat is okay. It's his potatoes that got mashed.
Str8 Jacket
19th February 2008, 12:49
His meat is okay. It's his potatoes that got mashed.
But isnt his piss hole (urethra) in his meat? Might hurt if anything was to swell!
Stirts
19th February 2008, 12:53
if he has a piss bag, he has a nice clear tube running down the shaft.....can't imagine that it would be too comfy
EDIT: Damn just looked up on google.....they go straight into the bladder
Finn
19th February 2008, 12:58
if he has a piss bag, he has a nice clear tube running down the shaft.....can't imagine that it would be too comfy
I've never understood that. Why doesn't the medical profession design a male pisser that goes OVER the penis?
Stirts
19th February 2008, 13:01
I've never understood that. Why doesn't the medical profession design a male pisser that goes OVER the penis?
I found out they do.......but I like the terror that the tube down the shaft evokes better :eek5:
Mental Trousers
19th February 2008, 13:08
It's amazing how 1 guy can flout Darwins Law for so long. I would've thought he'd make an appearance in the Darwin Awards a long time ago.
Str8 Jacket
19th February 2008, 13:09
It's amazing how 1 guy can flout Darwins Law for so long. I would've thought he'd make an appearance in the Darwin Awards a long time ago.
Yeah for sure. Some people obviously cant take a hint, katman is a great example of this.
bull
19th February 2008, 15:10
Maybe his mate Steve-o could help him out, now that hes a doctor. Dr Steve-o (http://www.drsteve-o.com/)
Livvy
19th February 2008, 23:01
It's amazing how 1 guy can flout Darwins Law for so long. I would've thought he'd make an appearance in the Darwin Awards a long time ago.
I think God really just gets a buzz from watching people do dumb shit.
That's why there's so many dumb people... And God has the popcorn.
faredce
20th February 2008, 00:29
wow that is something special
ouch
scott411
20th February 2008, 05:37
this was on the US motocross messgae boards a week or a so ago,
seems Mr Knoxville was at Travis Pastrana's house, in a Jackass VS Nitro Circus challange, and a failed backflip into his foam pit ended in a handlebars in the nuts, not nice,
Bikernereid
20th February 2008, 05:52
He didn't hurt his beautiful face. Gotta love someone who beats the probability odds time after time. Must have been someone extremely good in a former life!!
Livvy
20th February 2008, 06:02
this was on the US motocross messgae boards a week or a so ago,
seems Mr Knoxville was at Travis Pastrana's house, in a Jackass VS Nitro Circus challange, and a failed backflip into his foam pit ended in a handlebars in the nuts, not nice,
Ohhhh that would hurt. Tank would be one thing but something essentially sharp and pointed?
I feel for the guy, despite my lack of any male genitalia.
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