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nudemetalz
20th February 2008, 09:07
True story, happened last night.

Well, I decided to purchase a vacuum cleaner for the garage as I was sick of trying to brush & pan alloy filings and dust.
So, off to TM and look through. Found one for $20 that looked good. Did the Buy-now, got in contact with the female and arranged a time to go see her.

Alrighties, went off with Mrs Nudie to look for the place. This was up a very tight and twisty road which was difficult to see the letter boxes. Anyway, we found what we thought was the right one.
There was an upstairs flat, a downstairs flat and a house a wee way down a driveway a bit further down.
We approach the upstairs, only to be told by the resident “oh, she lives down there”.
So (I can put the blame here !!), Mrs Nudie says, “alrighties, must be down there” pointing to the driveway.

Down the driveway we go, knock on the door and a young boy answers.
We say we’re here to pick up the vacuum. The boy calls out to his mum and then says to us she’s in the bath. We thought this a little odd considering we had arranged to come over and get the vacuum, but thought, oh well not a prob.
Anyway, he’s calling out to her and she’s not really saying much back (we can't hear what she’s saying).
He goes and gets the vacuum. Looks pretty good for $20 !!!
We test it, goes well, hand him the $20 ( he still looks a little puzzled) and off we go.

Half way up the driveway with the vacuum, a lady comes running after us wearing only her towel yelling to us “That’s my vacuum cleaner and it ain’t for sale !!!!!”.
So we go back down and we all figure out we went to the wrong place !!!!!!!!!!!
We all have a little laugh and hand her back her vacuum. :rolleyes:

Off to the correct place, do the transaction for a vacuum cleaner that isn’t as good and off we go.

Both of us couldn’t stop laughing all the way home !!!
:lol:

Moral of the story:- make sure you know where you're going.

Str8 Jacket
20th February 2008, 09:10
Dodgy people live in Newlands.

ManDownUnder
20th February 2008, 09:11
What's her address, and what time was it - I'd quite to see if we can arrange a re-run!! LOL

"Hi little boy - your Mum said she's changed her mind and will sell the vacuum cleaner ..."

nudemetalz
20th February 2008, 09:11
Dodgy people live in Newlands.

errr....was in Wadestown....

But yes, you're right.

and Mandownunder,...she wasn't that bad either......

Hitcher
20th February 2008, 09:37
That's hilarious!

Imagine the conversation in that house after you left.

"Hey mum, I got $20 for the vacuum cleaner!"

"You what???"

MSTRS
20th February 2008, 09:46
That's hilarious!

Imagine the conversation in that house after you left.

"Hey mum, I got $2.95 for the vacuum cleaner!"

"JASON!!!"

I think I've heard that one before...

James Deuce
20th February 2008, 09:59
Classic!!!!

mynameis
20th February 2008, 10:34
Haa good story, but I was waiting to hear something else :D

Mikkel
20th February 2008, 10:41
:niceone:

Hope the right vacuum cleaner does the job!

Curious_AJ
20th February 2008, 10:42
ROFL!!!

thats one trademe boobs-up for the records.

faredce
20th February 2008, 11:16
haha i have a feeling that that kid will hear this story for a wee while yet.
haha

deanohit
20th February 2008, 11:48
Bloody classic mate.:niceone:



An ya's should have been running down the drive way with your flash new vacum, not just moseying on on down to the car!

sels1
20th February 2008, 12:12
Well, I decided to purchase a vacuum cleaner for the garage.

careful.....you'll start a craze!


Good story

nudemetalz
20th February 2008, 14:29
All I gotta do now is train Mrs to clean my garage as well as the whole house she does, like the good little woman she is.... :shit: :chase:

MSTRS
20th February 2008, 14:43
All I gotta do now is train Mrs to clean my garage as well as the whole house she does, like the good little woman she is.... :shit: :chase:

If that dogbox isn't quite doing it for you, best get her to give it a going over too....

Grub
20th February 2008, 14:50
That cracks me up! Like the ad for Maccers where the kid sells the family jewels for $1.95 .... JAAAASSOONNNN!

Oh bugger MSTRS got there before me .... hate it when that happens.

mynameis
20th February 2008, 15:33
That cracks me up! Like the ad for Maccers where the kid sells the family jewels for $1.95 .... JAAAASSOONNNN!

Oh bugger MSTRS got there before me .... hate it when that happens.

Jaaaaaaaaaaassssoooooooooooooooooon !! Lol @ that ad.

It's old now !

Guitana
20th February 2008, 19:27
HA HA HA now thats a farkin good story mate!! Would've been even better if her towel had've fallen off when she was running down the street!

Okey Dokey
21st February 2008, 08:14
Excellent! What a laugh. It's bound to be retold at the poor lad's 21st!