This guy has to be on the roids

[CaMo]

What a freak!!!! - looks like he has tumors or something in his arms :confused:

http://vidcrazy.com/files/pics/0701/24arms01.jpg

http://vidcrazy.com/files/pics/0701/24arms02.jpg

http://vidcrazy.com/files/pics/0701/24arms05.jpg

http://vidcrazy.com/files/pics/0701/24arms03.jpg

http://vidcrazy.com/files/pics/0701/24arms04.jpg

[Mikkel]

That's just freakish...

He isn't that big except from those arms... :crazy:

[Colapop]

He's not, it's photoshop. Second and third photo's look at the shadow - piss poor photoshop at that

[007XX]

There is definitely something wrong there...

If his arms were this big for the sole purpose of pulling heavy load (no pun intended), then wouldn't it be the same for his legs as well?

I'm sorry, but that is just repulsive to the extreme for me...

[sugilite]

I think I know what thats about. It is reverse lypo, where they inject body fat back in. I saw a doco where they did that for a guy that wanted a bigger whatsit, just made it fatter, and grotesque looking and the body just redistributed the fat in a few months anyway...the end result looked very much like that guys arms, yuk :sick::sick: :sick: :sick:

[Stirts]

I think I know what thats about. It is reverse lypo, where they inject body fat back in. I saw a doco where they did that for a guy that wanted a bigger whatsit, just made it fatter, and grotesque looking and the body just redistributed the fat in a few months anyway...the end result looked very much like that guys arms, yuk :sick::sick: :sick: :sick:

So he's got some fat womans arse in his arms :sick:

[Finn]

He looks clever too.

[Coyote]

Hot stuff!

(p/t)

[avgas]

biggest wanker in the world.....literally

[Mikkel]

There is definitely something wrong there...

If his arms were this big for the sole purpose of pulling heavy load (no pun intended), then wouldn't it be the same for his legs as well?

Not necessarily. He doesn't fit the template for a "strongman" - could be some freak who focus on just using his arms.

From the photos he pulls a truck with his arms (pulling a rope) and his legs are mostly there for support...

[PuppetMaster]

Its real. He injects steroids directly into the arm muscles. There was a documentary on Sky a while back about these guys.

[avgas]

his legs are mostly there for support...
OMG hahahahaha
that is classic - so are mine
:laugh: Oh great now you have made me laugh at work again. But you have to admit that is a good one

[Mikkel]

Apparently his name is Peter Hiesinger - a german fella and world record holder for pulling trucks.

Try this on for freaky muscles: http://deputy-dog.com/2007/09/27/the-perfect-body/

[Mikkel]

OMG hahahahaha
that is classic - so are mine
:laugh: Oh great now you have made me laugh at work again. But you have to admit that is a good one

:lol: True enough! :)

What I meant... never mind...

[007XX]

Apparently his name is Peter Hiesinger - a german fella and world record holder for pulling trucks.

Try this on for freaky muscles: http://deputy-dog.com/2007/09/27/the-perfect-body/

:sick: I had to go and look, didn't I?

That's just stupid, but I guess they're only harming themselves. Although by getting themselves in the media, they are advertising this form of self mutilation to other individuals...

[Mikkel]

:sick: I had to go and look, didn't I?

That's just stupid, but I guess they're only harming themselves. Although by getting themselves in the media, they are advertising this form of self mutilation to other individuals...

Yeah, the extremes that some people go to for "a hobby" can be quite disturbing. Another example would be extreme body modification... :crazy:

I wouldn't be too concerned with their advertisment for self multilation - I doubt there'll be many takers for that kind of stuff. You did the :sick: yourself - and you seem rather openminded... so go figure ;)

[Steam]

He's not, it's photoshop.

It's real Jim, just not as we know it.
Maybe he has been injecting a steroid directly into the muscle, or maybe it is Synthol. Here are some wacky pics of people who have used and abused synthol... http://www.bodybuildingpro.com/synthol/

[Hitcher]

There's something odd there. It should be biomechanically difficult to have accumulated that much upper-arm strength with no similar lower-arm or upper-body gain. i.e. what exercises does one do that only build bicep mass?

[BIHB@0610]

There's something odd there. It should be biomechanically difficult to have accumulated that much upper-arm strength with no similar lower-arm or upper-body gain. i.e. what exercises does one do that only build bicep mass?

A really quick and easy one with a needle ...... the guy's a loser! Imagine the awful impact that would have on a chick's perception of the size of his member ...... actually it's probably small anyway - why else would he be trying to compensate??:blink:

[CaMo]

Its completely retarded if you ask me. They don't look tough or cool, they look like big tossers (no pun intended :lol:)....why would one do such a thing???

I don't even think they could touch their shoulder with the same arm

[007XX]

Yeah, the extremes that some people go to for "a hobby" can be quite disturbing. Another example would be extreme body modification... :crazy:

I wouldn't be too concerned with their advertisment for self multilation - I doubt there'll be many takers for that kind of stuff. You did the :sick: yourself - and you seem rather openminded... so go figure ;)

Even I have limits :laugh:

I have always been a big believer in balance being a crucial component for an aesthetically pleasing result in body shape.

That is obviously my preference, but I would think that extremes such as this one are unlikely to be a favourite with the majority of people anyway...

[Stirts]

but I would think that extremes such as this one are unlikely to be a favourite with the majority of people anyway...

Hmmmmmmmmmmm I wonder......

[ManDownUnder]

Hmmmmmmmmmmm I wonder......

LOL Imagine screwing that... anything that started to jiggle in time would beat the poor thing unconscious

[007XX]

Hmmmmmmmmmmm I wonder......

I wasn't thinking of that until you mentioned it :sick: Cheers babe :spanking:


LOL Imagine screwing that... anything that started to jiggle in time would beat the poor thing unconscious

Forget about getting her face in a pillow either...flat on her stomach would be a utopia.

[Stirts]

LOL Imagine screwing that... anything that started to jiggle in time would beat the poor thing unconscious

So that's how you got to screw her......you jiggled em first didn't ya

[Mikkel]

There's something odd there. It should be biomechanically difficult to have accumulated that much upper-arm strength with no similar lower-arm or upper-body gain. i.e. what exercises does one do that only build bicep mass?

Curls... lot's of them. A lot of bodybuilding technique is involved with isolating musclegroups during exercise.
Which means that you might get BIG but the muscles don't get to learn how to cooperate in compound motions.


I have always been a big believer in balance being a crucial component for an aesthetically pleasing result in body shape.

Yeah, you need a big fat arse to balance the beer gut, I agree ;)


Hmmmmmmmmmmm I wonder......

Fuck, that's hot! ;)

[007XX]

Yeah, you need a big fat arse to balance the beer gut, I agree ;)



Fuck, that's hot! ;)

:brick::slap:

i need a drink...

I did a quick search to find some pics of female body sculptors, but couldn't find any that suited in a quick enough time. But I'm sure you know the concept of body sculpting versus body building, don't you?

[Harry33]

LOL Imagine screwing that... anything that started to jiggle in time would beat the poor thing unconscious

Yeah but what a way to go out :2thumbsup

[Stirts]

concept of body sculpting versus body building, don't you?

#1 body sculpting to the extreme......???

#2 and 3 speak for themselves..... *bitches*

[Goblin]

:shit: Omigod! So that's what Craig Shirrifs does when he's not racing.:mellow:

[Joni]

body sculpting to the extreme......???Yup, here she is again.... hmmm, not good in my opinion... :confused:

[Stirts]

Yup, here she is again.... hmmm, not good in my opinion... :confused:

Fook :sick:

So you reckon it is a she?

I keep looking for a willie....as you do......but I guess with that much roids in the system the willie is a tic tac anyhoo

[007XX]

#1 body sculpting to the extreme......???

#2 and 3 speak for themselves..... *bitches*

Exactly my point...#1 scares the bejeepers out of me, where #2 & #3 would be my role models...:2thumbsup

thanks for those pics, they're awesome :love:

[Stirts]

thanks for those pics, they're awesome :love:

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#1 yes yes :sick: very sick!!!! tryna have a poo in public.....AND on stage

But #2.......finger lickin gooooooooooooooooooooood

[007XX]

But #2.......finger lickin gooooooooooooooooooooood

Yuuummmm...that's just the right amount of muscles right there...but forget the fingers :shifty: :innocent:

[Stirts]

Yuuummmm...that's just the right amount of muscles right there...but forget the fingers :shifty: :innocent:

GOOD TO SEE THE AVATARS ARE BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!

[avgas]

i never understood female body builders - its like fat dietitians, or heavy running shoes

[avgas]

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#1 yes yes :sick: very sick!!!! tryna have a poo in public.....AND on stage

Thats how his momma had him by the looks of things

[Stirts]

Thats how his momma had him by the looks of things

:killingme

Feck I just blingded you for the last one....you have to wait now

[Hitcher]

Curls... lot's of them. A lot of bodybuilding technique is involved with isolating musclegroups during exercise.
Which means that you might get BIG but the muscles don't get to learn how to cooperate in compound motions.

But to do curls, one needs to hold onto a heavy weight. Even though the bicep may be the big muscle that's doing most of the work, one still needs to hold onto that weight, and there should be some commensurate growth in the muscles between the hand and bicep. The *pumped* gent illustrated above shows scant such.

[007XX]

GOOD TO SEE THE AVATARS ARE BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cheers babe...back by popular demand :laugh:

[Mom]

#1 body sculpting to the extreme......???

#2 and 3 speak for themselves..... *bitches*

I used to know a guy that was into body building, he got so big that he could not walk properly and his arms did not hang down at his sides :sick:

He worked friggen hard to develop a body that only he could love, amazingly he admitted that he had no stamina, quick burst and it was all over till he had rested :killingme

Did I mention he is still single at age 50, I wonder why? :innocent:

[Mom]

Yup, here she is again.... hmmm, not good in my opinion... :confused:


*just waiting for Disco Dan to pop up and say he would hit it*


That is quite simply revolting!

[HenryDorsetCase]

There is definitely something wrong there...

If his arms were this big for the sole purpose of pulling heavy load (no pun intended), then wouldn't it be the same for his legs as well?

I'm sorry, but that is just repulsive to the extreme for me...

I got distracted looking at the nice lady in your profile pic.

[Mikkel]

Nice and not so nice I must say!


But I'm sure you know the concept of body sculpting versus body building, don't you?

You couldn't be sure - I wasn't actually aware of the distinction...


But to do curls, one needs to hold onto a heavy weight. Even though the bicep may be the big muscle that's doing most of the work, one still needs to hold onto that weight, and there should be some commensurate growth in the muscles between the hand and bicep. The *pumped* gent illustrated above shows scant such.

Well, I agree that it is difficult to entirely isolate the biceps. But it is actually possible with curls. In the common dumbbell curl you indeed need to keep your wrist straight - but it is possible to use a machine for curls and just use the underside of your wrist to excert the force.

[ManDownUnder]

So that's how you got to screw her......you jiggled em first didn't ya

Na I used the old "Get 'em drunk then come onto them" approach... 4 out 5 say yes!

[Stirts]

Na I used the old "Get 'em drunk then cum on them" approach... 4 out 5 say yes!

Fark you no waste time do ya :laugh:

[ManDownUnder]

Fark you no waste time do ya :laugh:

Not if they like necklaces.

Do you like pearls?

[007XX]

I got distracted looking at the nice lady in your profile pic.

Heehehe...:devil2: I swear, that's not why I put her there! :innocent:





You couldn't be sure - I wasn't actually aware of the distinction...


There is one for sure...but unfortunately, people like the woman in the pic that Joni and Stirts posted tend to blur the lines of differences.

Body sculpting is supposed to shape the human body to provide leaner muscle masses, with a more elegant and gracious effect on the overall figure.

It really makes the most of the individual's body shape, rather than distort it like body building does (in my mind anyway).

[Stirts]

Not if they like necklaces.

Too good and I can't farken bling you dammit! :Punk:


Do you like pearls?

I plead the 5th

[ManDownUnder]

I plead the 5th

*shivers* talk dirty to me! :blink:

[Mikkel]

Body sculpting is supposed to shape the human body to provide leaner muscle masses, with a more elegant and gracious effect on the overall figure.

It really makes the most of the individual's body shape, rather than distort it like body building does (in my mind anyway).

So you're thinking stuff like pilates and low-intensity weights...

[jrandom]

All of you folk wondering about the apparent imbalance in hypertrophy around that guy's body are quite correct. His upper arm size is not a result of muscle growth, whether stimulated by anabolic steroids or not. Neither are those pictures photoshopped.

It's not steroids or any sort of active drug that he'll be injecting into his arms; just an oil which irritates the muscle fibres and swells them. As the oil leaches back out of the muscles and is absorbed by the body, the swelling goes down. It's not at all permanent.

Bodybuilders use it to look impressive for shows, but it doesn't add any strength in and of itself. You don't usually see functional athletes such as strongman competitors using the shit, but presumably the gentleman in the pictures decided he could do with some easy publicity.

Google 'Synthol' if you're curious to learn more, but don't say I didn't warn you...

[007XX]

So you're thinking stuff like pilates and low-intensity weights...

Pilates are fantastic for core strength and lean, longer muscles...I do not hewever know for a fact if it is being used in body sculpting.

I have often wanted to get into a body scuplting program, but just like anything of this kind, you have got to be very dedicated. And honnestly, I'm too busy riding, snowboarding, running...




Google 'Synthol' if you're curious to learn more, but don't say I didn't warn you...

I find that even more disgusting now then...

[Hitcher]

Pilates are fantastic for core strength and lean, longer muscles...

Are those like Japanese maritime scoundrels?

[jrandom]

lean, longer muscles...

Different types of exercise will not result in different shapes of muscular hypertrophy for the same person.

An individual's genetics are the sole component of the way their muscles grow under training. You can add more lean mass, or less. Different sorts of training will make a person grow or not grow, but you can't change tendon insertion points, etc, which would be the only way to achieve 'longer' muscles.

[007XX]

Are those like Japanese maritime scoundrels?

Just for you sir! *big innocent grin*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15Uxbv4WOpo

[Mikkel]

I have often wanted to get into a body scuplting program, but just like anything of this kind, you have got to be very dedicated. And honnestly, I'm too busy riding, snowboarding, running...

You ride a motorcycle but don't posses the motorskills to handle a pair of skis? :eek:

:lol:


Different types of exercise will not result in different shapes of muscular hypertrophy for the same person.

An individual's genetics are the sole component of the way their muscles grow under training. You can add more lean mass, or less. Different sorts of training will make a person grow or not grow, but you can't change tendon insertion points, etc, which would be the only way to achieve 'longer' muscles.

That's mostly true - but genetics are not the sole component... (soles are usually made from rubber ;) )
As you say you can vary your training to achieve different results with regards to bulk and lean-ness.
E.g. if you train very high intensity weights and don't do any stretching you can "bunch" (dunno what the proper term is) up your muscles so they become hard and useless but looks "cool"...

Pilates is about the direct opposite from this.

[007XX]

Different types of exercise will not result in different shapes of muscular hypertrophy for the same person.

An individual's genetics are the sole component of the way their muscles grow under training. You can add more lean mass, or less. Different sorts of training will make a person grow or not grow, but you can't change tendon insertion points, etc, which would be the only way to achieve 'longer' muscles.

Which is why only certain people seem to really "suit" body sculpting...I guess similar rules of aesthetic would apply for body sculpting.

Two mates of mine in New Caledonia were Pacific champions back in the late 90s, and they definitely had an edge because of their pre determined body shape from their genetical ancestry. Both had some Tahitian, Asian and European blood, which made a lovely mix...the body building only enhanced their bodies, rather than them havign to cahnge it extensively.

[jrandom]

if you train very high intensity weights and don't do any stretching you can "bunch" (dunno what the proper term is) up your muscles so they become hard and useless...

I have this problem with my quadriceps. Years of squatting followed by years of cycling, all conducted with shamefully little attention paid to stretching and training of the antagonists, etc, have left my legs very inflexible and more or less useless for anything that doesn't involve, er... lifting or cycling, really.

It'll probably take further years of correct training to ameliorate it. Of course, my current unfocused lifestyle in that regard doesn't help much, either.

[Mikkel]

I have this problem with my quadriceps. Years of squatting followed by years of cycling, all conducted with shamefully little attention paid to stretching and training of the antagonists, etc, have left my legs very inflexible and more or less useless for anything that doesn't involve, er... lifting or cycling, really.

It'll probably take further years of correct training to ameliorate it. Of course, my current unfocused lifestyle in that regard doesn't help much, either.

I hear you. But I think a lot of improvement could be gained by doing simple stretches regularly. Lemme know more if you want me to give you some good stretching techniques.

[007XX]

You ride a motorcycle but don't posses the motorskills to handle a pair of skis? :eek:

:lol:


:confused: what the heck has it got to do with it?

[jrandom]

I hear you. But I think a lot of improvement could be gained by doing simple stretches regularly. Lemme know more if you want me to give you some good stretching techniques.

Actually, yes, that probably wouldn't hurt. What little knowledge I have about static stretching techniques is pretty stale, and as far as dynamic work to loosen up the muscles goes (if there even is such a thing) I simply wouldn't know where to begin.

[007XX]

Lemme know more if you want me to give you some good stretching techniques.

Stretching on a regular basis is the only to gain back what was lost. As an ex ballerina, I can show him a few, but regularity and strict discipline is as always a must...and I don't know that our lovely JR is that motivated.:bleh:

[Mikkel]

:confused: what the heck has it got to do with it?

Aww, you don't know the skiers vs. snowboards war? It's been raging on for aeons and aeons! Anyway, as you were...


Actually, yes, that probably wouldn't hurt. What little knowledge I have about static stretching techniques is pretty stale, and as far as dynamic work to loosen up the muscles goes (if there even is such a thing) I simply wouldn't know where to begin.

PM incoming...

[007XX]

Aww, you don't know the skiers vs. snowboards war? It's been raging on for aeons and aeons! Anyway, as you were...
..

yes, I know of it, but I hardly understood the correlation between bike riding and skiing...anyway, off topic, as you were :D

Talking of stretching, flick me them exercises too please...I'm always keen to learn new tricks :devil2:

[jrandom]

I don't know that our lovely JR is that motivated...

Well...


As an ex ballerina, I can show him a few.

It's amazing what I'll do with the right incentives.

:D

[Mikkel]

Well, getting to the point where splits come easily and you can lick the sole of your feet will always take a lot of regularity and discipline.

A couple of simple stretches done with the right technique can work wonders in no time at all if we're just concerned about tight muscles that needs waking up.

I've sent a PM to jrandom with a simple stretch for starting out. If he's hungry for more I'll try and do a write up on the stretching routines we did during warm-up for taekwon-do back in the days. If so I'll be happy to cc it to you as well V.

[avgas]

Are those like Japanese maritime scoundrels?
No 3 year old jet fighter crew