What really grinds my gears - Issue 3

[James Deuce]

Gilera Runner "riders".

Whomever parked one of these fluorescent tart's handbags in the Jim2 Memorial Bikepark today needs to do one of two things. Or maybe both.

1. Don't fuck with other people's stuff.
2. Don't ram other people's stuff.

If you knock other people's stuff around leave a note. If you really, really have to fuck with other people's stuff because this parking thing is a bit beyond you, leave a note.

It's not funny, definitely not cool, and I'll be wanting a word about you about fucking up my left hand mirror, marking it (not a big deal to some, but it was pristine until you marked it), and folding it THE WRONG WAY, just so you could get your latte express out of the park.

[nodrog]

burn them!

[FROSTY]

Gilera Runner "riders".

Whomever parked one of these fluorescent tart's handbags in the Jim2 Memorial Bikepark today needs to do one of two things. Or maybe both.

1. Don't fuck with other people's stuff.
2. Don't ram other people's stuff.

If you knock other people's stuff around leave a note. If you really, really have to fuck with other people's stuff because this parking thing is a bit beyond you, leave a note.

It's not funny, definitely not cool, and I'll be wanting a word about you about fucking up my left hand mirror, marking it (not a big deal to some, but it was pristine until you marked it), and folding it THE WRONG WAY, just so you could get your latte express out of the park.
ER um you sure it wasn't some big ruff tuff biker type on another Z750?

[Blue Velvet]

burn them!

I'm with him!

[Grahameeboy]

Gilera Runner "riders".

Whomever parked one of these fluorescent tart's handbags in the Jim2 Memorial Bikepark today needs to do one of two things. Or maybe both.

1. Don't fuck with other people's stuff.
2. Don't ram other people's stuff.

If you knock other people's stuff around leave a note. If you really, really have to fuck with other people's stuff because this parking thing is a bit beyond you, leave a note.

It's not funny, definitely not cool, and I'll be wanting a word about you about fucking up my left hand mirror, marking it (not a big deal to some, but it was pristine until you marked it), and folding it THE WRONG WAY, just so you could get your latte express out of the park.

Mirror Mirror on my bike
You should take a hike

And leave my stuff alone
You great big moron

This is the space of Jim2
So watch it I say to you

If you want a latte
Just don't mess with my Kawasake

[Hitcher]

Mirror Mirror on my bike
You should take a hike

And leave my stuff alone
You great big moron

This is the space of Jim2
So watch it I say to you

If you want a latte
Just don't mess with my Kawasake

Don't give up your day job.

[BIHB@0610]

ok how about a Haiku then .....

Leave Jim's bike alone
Precious treasure that it is
Or he'll fuck you up

[Joni]

Love you Jim :love:

[skelstar]

Your bike is not cool
Park correctly or Jim wails
And posts about it

:niceone:

[Ixion]

Get a gun and shoot the fuck

[Hitcher]

Get a gun and shoot the fuck

That's not a haiku...

[nodrog]

That's not a haiku...

no, its a fucku

[jrandom]

James Deuce saw a bike being parked;
The mirrors of Zed just got barked!
He frothed and he spewed
"That rider ain't clued!"
Poetically posting 'til dark.

[yungatart]

Huh? What?
I want it known that neither me nor my handbag were anywhere near Jim's bike, this morning or any other morning!
Sheesh...you'll be giving me a bad name.....

[Grahameeboy]

Don't give up your day job.

Oh Hitcher, that is an oldie dude...

[jcupit69]

Know the feeling.... some prick knocked over my bike whille i was at class one day, the bike had been picked back up and the damage was mainly cosmetic, but i wouldnt have been half as fucked off if they'd just left a note saying sorry!!!!! :brick:

[RantyDave]

Bad scooter parking,
upset grumpy biker.
Skelstar's one was best.

Edit: I even missed a syllable. Dammit.

[RantyDave]

Trying to be smart,
he fails to count correctly.
Doesn't pass English.

[Trudes]

You guys crack me up:niceone:
It's almost how KB used to be, someone has a little moan about something and everyone else takes the piss.... oh, and Bring back the Biff!