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flyingcrocodile46
22nd February 2008, 22:21
Hearts and roses and kisses galore...
What the hell is all that shit for?
People get mushy and start acting queer
It is definitely the most annoying day of the year
This day needs to get the hell over with and pass
Before I shove a dozen roses up Cupid's ass
I'll spend the day so drunk I can't speak
And wear only black for the rest of the week
Guys act all sweet, but it soon will fade
For all they are doing is trying to get laid
The arrow Cupid shot at me must not have hit
Because I think love is a crock of shit
So here's my story...what else can I say?
Love bites my ass...Fuck Valentines Day!

EJK
22nd February 2008, 22:22
You are dominating this Jokes and Humor Forum lol

flyingcrocodile46
22nd February 2008, 22:28
Sorry... I have thousands of them. Shall I stop?

EJK
22nd February 2008, 22:31
lol not too much ey :lol:

Curious_AJ
22nd February 2008, 22:39
that wasn't as much funny... as just... uuuum... right.

Beemer
24th February 2008, 21:58
Sorry... I have thousands of them. Shall I stop?

For fuck's sake, please!

heyjoe
25th February 2008, 00:27
Good work. I agree.