Gay George

[flyingcrocodile46]

Gay George goes into the doctor's office and has some tests run.

The doctor comes back and says, "George, I am not going to beat around the bush, You have AIDS."

George is devastated. "Doc, what can I do?"

The doctor says, "I want you to go home and eat 5 pounds of spicy sausage, a head of cabbage, 20 un-peeled carrots drenched in hot sauce, 10 Jalapeno peppers, 40 walnuts and 40 peanuts, 1/2 box of Grapenuts cereal, and top it off with a gallon of prune juice."

George asks, "Will that cure me, Doc?"

"No, but it should leave you with a better understanding of what your ass is for."

[Beemer]

Christ, another newbie with a penchant for old jokes that have been posted again and again. The search function is your friend...

[flyingcrocodile46]

Christ, another newbie with a penchant for old jokes that have been posted again and again. The search function is your friend...


Of course it is..(I was already told about the search function twice before... Sheeeeeesh!!... perhaps if you had searched all the posts over the last few days you would have known that, and wouldn't have reposted the same witless advice eh?).. Anyhooo.... I did carry out a search but couldn't find anything like "Gay George"... I guess I shoulda thought to try every different combination of words with 'gay' or at least try questioning the gay clique within the forum. Sorry dude.. I'll clear all future gay posts with you first. K?

Speaking of gay searches... I just tried a google search for gay and Horwhenua.. *bugger me with a slippery strap-on*.. if google didn't come back with "31,100 hits for Horowhenua, gay in (0.31 seconds)
http://www.google.com/search?q=Horowhenua%2C+gay&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a

[B0000M]

crikey, thats almost 1.1 results per person in horowhenua based on 2001 census info