flyingcrocodile46
23rd February 2008, 23:36
A man is out drinking with his buddies one night and suddenly realizes he
has stayed out too late and is in for trouble when he gets home. No problem"
says his friend, "Do what I do to my wife. Sneak into the bedroom crawl up
under the blanket between her legs and do a little oral sex! She'll forget all about
being mad and fall right asleep."
So the guy gets home to a dark, quiet house.
He creeps in as quietly as he can and tiptoes into his bedroom. Following
his friend's advice, he proceeds under the blanket and does the deed to gentle
moaning and, finally, soft snoring. Quite pleased with himself, he heads to
the bathroom to change his clothes, when he is startled by the sight of his wife
sitting on the commode. Shhhhhhh........" she says, "Mother's in town."
has stayed out too late and is in for trouble when he gets home. No problem"
says his friend, "Do what I do to my wife. Sneak into the bedroom crawl up
under the blanket between her legs and do a little oral sex! She'll forget all about
being mad and fall right asleep."
So the guy gets home to a dark, quiet house.
He creeps in as quietly as he can and tiptoes into his bedroom. Following
his friend's advice, he proceeds under the blanket and does the deed to gentle
moaning and, finally, soft snoring. Quite pleased with himself, he heads to
the bathroom to change his clothes, when he is startled by the sight of his wife
sitting on the commode. Shhhhhhh........" she says, "Mother's in town."