Bear Sex

[flyingcrocodile46]

Frank was excited about his new rifle so he went bear hunting.
He spotted a small brown bear and shot it. There was a tap on his shoulder and he turned around to see a big black bear.
The black bear said, "You've got two choices. I either maul you to death or we have real rough sex."
Frank decided to bend over.

Even though he felt sore for two weeks, Frank soon recovered and vowed revenge. He headed out on another trip where he found the black bear and shot it. There was another tap on his shoulder. This time a huge grizzly bear stood right next to him. The grizzly said, "That was a huge mistake, Frank. You've got two choices. Either I maul you to death or we have REALLY rough sex." Again, Frank thought it was better to comply.

Although he survived, it took several months before Frank was fully recovered. Outraged, he headed back to the woods, managed to track down the grizzly bear and shot it. He felt sweet revenge, but then there was this tap on his shoulder. He turned around to find a giant polar bear standing there.

The polar bear said, "Admit it, Frank, you don't come here for the hunting anymore, do you?"

[adamh]

nice :D :2thumbsup

bling sent

[Blossom]

snort..:lol:

[Bren]

snort..:lol:
you do that too?

[Blossom]

you do that too?

Only when in public and only when maximum embarrassment is guaranteed.:rockon:

[Livvy]

Only when in public and only when maximum embarrassment is guaranteed.:rockon:
Isn't that the only time when you snort?

It's like when you accidentally spit whilst talking, it'll only happen when the sun is shining in such a way that it'll highlight every little droplet so they glitter like tiny diamonds. :laugh:

[H00dz]

:jerry:now thats funny !!!

[Blossom]

arhh... so true...
Also true of sneezing milk out your nose.
Only ever happens when you sneeze suddenly and spray everyone with nasel milk....eeewwwwww....

[Livvy]

arhh... so true...
Also true of sneezing milk out your nose.
Only ever happens when you sneeze suddenly and spray everyone with nasel milk....eeewwwwww....
Ohhh now that's nasty. But funny.

I know a few people I'd like to spray with nasal milk.

[Bren]

worst of the lot of course is when ya sneeze and leave a booger on your face without realizing it...

It's like do ya say to someone "um, ya got a greenie there" or do ya just let them carry on oblivious to the fact that their nasal excrement is plastered on their face?

[Livvy]

worst of the lot of course is when ya sneeze and leave a booger on your face without realizing it...

It's like do ya say to someone "um, ya got a greenie there" or do ya just let them carry on oblivious to the fact that their nasal excrement is plastered on their face?
Depends on if they're someone you dislike, an aquaintance, or your best mate.

If it's the first or the last, nah, you let them walk around oblivious.

[Waylander]

Ohhh now that's nasty. But funny.

I know a few people I'd like to spray with nasal milk.
Kinky....:blink:

[Livvy]

Kinky....:blink:
Well, my Dad said I wasn't allowed to go around punching people any more. :(

[Blossom]

Well, my Dad said I wasn't allowed to go around punching people any more
And here I was thinking you werent that sort of girl. :whistle:

[phoenixgtr]

arhh... so true...
Also true of sneezing milk out your nose.
Only ever happens when you sneeze suddenly and spray everyone with nasel milk....eeewwwwww....

I sneezed cookies & cream ice cream all over my sister in public once. That was nasty. Luckily we both just burst into fits of laughter. I thought she was going smack me...

[idb]

Crikey, what thread highjack!!!

[Stirts]

I sneezed cookies & cream ice cream all over my sister in public once. That was nasty. Luckily we both just burst into fits of laughter. I thought she was going smack me...

Your sister smacks you?.....kinky!

[Blossom]

awww crap... I was just laughing so hard I snorted again.:spanking:
Bad blossom....

[Livvy]

awww crap... I was just laughing so hard I snorted again.:spanking:
Bad blossom....
Awww, it's just your subconscious expressing your undying love for our humour here. I find it quite sweet. :love:

Oh, and in answer to your comment on the previous page?

Yes.

I am that type of girl. :laugh:

[Waylander]

Your sister smacks you?.....kinky!
Copy cat.:dodge:

[Stirts]

Copy cat.:dodge:

Dirty rat, sitting on a monkey trap :bleh: