Girl Scout cookies and Yummy Mummies... Entrapment I say!

[gijoe1313]

Well this weekend just past, with the rain whirling its dervish payload of liquid sunshine ... there was a shadow of a little thing pressing the doorbell (which does not work)

Cor blimeys I think, whazza all dis' about den?

So I rock on up to door and see a dear little girl in her plastic pink raincoat saying "Girl Scout cookies for sale!" :baby: and beside her ... her dear ol'mum drenched to the bone ...

looking for all the world like something from one of 'em mens mags wiv' da articles and piccies :sweatdrop clothes blotted to her body leav'n no room fer der imagination ooer! :o

Worked a treat I must admit. Bought 3 packets no worries! :rofl:

"Sorry we only have mini chocs and big chocolate bikkies left..."
"wibble..." :banana:
"Would you like some ..."
"homina homina hubba hubba..." :wari:
"Cheers!"
"bibble..."

So I was sans 9 squiddies and a happy smile as they totted off down to the next driveway ... I felt a bit rooked, since the Girl Scout cookies hardly tasted of Girl Scouts! :oi-grr:

Ahh... yummy mummies doing their station above and beyond the call of duty. Ave saluti!

(NB : I'm racist as they come and prefer my girlies asian, but there are those special moments! :rolleyes: :devil2:)

[Disco Dan]

Well you know what they say about Teachers... you started fancying your classmates while at school... then when your a teacher, fancying the mums.. another few years and your'll go back to looking at the kids again! :whistle:



Love the guide biscuits!! When do they do the rounds on my street!!!

[gijoe1313]

:doh: Trust Disco to turn up toot sweet on this thread! :lol:

[pzkpfw]

You know it doesn't count without pictures!

[gijoe1313]

You know it doesn't count without pictures!

True! This thread is useless without pics! :(

edit : W00t! :o

[martybabe]

True! This thread is useless without pics! :(

edit : W00t! :o

Tis a nice picture but the one in my head is better. :rolleyes::rolleyes:

Well done ya dirty funny bast. :lol::lol:

[The Pastor]

dude wtf that was me and my neice.

[Hitcher]

Girl *Scout* *cookies*? My Naff-Americanism Imposterator(TM) flickered all the way to 11.

[Trudes]

It was probably her nanny!!:bleh:

[Swoop]

You DID get a phone number... "for re-ordering purposes", didn't you?:first:

[deanohit]

True! This thread is useless without pics! :(

edit : W00t! :o

Wooo hooo, nice pic there mate! :sweatdrop

[Livvy]

I object. The girl scout in the picture is not soaked to the bone!

I mean, uh, what?

What's really sad is I remember my SISTER selling them damn biscuits. My parents bought so many packets I'm sure I was forced to live off them for six months or more. Hated them ever since.

I dropped out of Brownies before I ever had to be a Girl Guide because of those biscuits.

[martybabe]

This lady turned up selling lucky heather on saturday.

She did! :bleh:


OK she didn't :crybaby:

[Mully]

How come this is in jokes and humour??

[martybabe]

How come this is in jokes and humour??


yea, this aint fair, It's a good bit of work by GIjoe, deserves better.

[Hitcher]

How come this is in jokes and humour??

Are you saying it's not humorous?

[Livvy]

Are you saying it's not humorous?
Well I'm finding it amusing.

[Mully]

Are you saying it's not humorous?

Not at all. I'm questioning whether it's intent was to be humorous. Or merely an observation on MILFs. (Actually, as BDOTGNZA, shouldn't the plural of MILF be MsILF?)

[Bren]

You guys have all the luck with scrummy milfs.....

All I get are ones like these... that need things like these!

Bugger my luck

[gijoe1313]

I ranted!

I raved!

I used quaint Americanisms!

And still people think it's humdingeringly humorous? :oi-grr: Everyone knows I'm a few chopsticks short of a tree! :shutup::wacko:

I just hope the nice couple next door are swingers or into threesomes judging by the totty that was on display one night (Donor was there leering! :msn-wink:)

And there was this one time, at band camp ...

Edit : Damn, now I got obsessed trying to find Hot grown up asian babe girl scouts and only got this! *sigh* :weep:
Edited Edit : "....va va va voom!..." I think I will have 6 packets pleeze... red is my fave colour :o

Here be Dragons ... :pinch:

Oh to hell wiv'it I say! Find yer own dori and totty here! http://www.incredible-costumes.com/ Ay Caramba!

[homer]

Well you know what they say about Teachers... you started fancying your classmates while at school... then when your a teacher, fancying the mums.. another few years and your'll go back to looking at the kids again! :whistle:



Love the guide biscuits!! When do they do the rounds on my street!!!

few more raspberry seasons

[deanohit]

Oh to hell wiv'it I say! Find yer own dori and totty here! http://www.incredible-costumes.com/ Ay Caramba!
Oooooohhhh, cool link! Always wanted a Superman costume! Now theres gotta be a Wonder Woman one there some where. :yes:

[CookMySock]

http://www.incredible-costumes.com/ Ay Caramba!pfft, no high school uniforms..

DB

[Stirts]

pfft, no high school uniforms..

DB

Here you go DB...I founded one for you

[ManDownUnder]

Here you go DB...I founded one for you

fark!!! Care to find another 5 or 6...?

[Stirts]

fark!!! Care to find another 5 or 6...?

Now now Mr MDU, don't be greedy, Ms Johnson might put you on detention

[ManDownUnder]

Now now Mr MDU, don't be greedy, Ms Johnson might put you on detention

LOL she obviously wants 3 more people there - ... 2 x 69 = FUN?

hooookay... I wonder if she's right...

[Disco Dan]

Crikey.. the last one looks like she's lost a wing nut... :blink:

[ManDownUnder]

Crikey.. the last one looks like she's lost a wing nut... :blink:

you saying she's a loose screw?

[skidMark]

dude wtf that was me and my neice.


Yeah and the cooooonnnt took our lunch cookies!

[deanohit]

Well, the young girl has just been round selling the cookies, bought 5 packs, but I must say I'm disapointed with the lack of quality with the MILFs round here.

[Livvy]

Well, the young girl has just been round selling the cookies, bought 5 packs, but I must say I'm disapointed with the lack of quality with the MILFs round here.
My sister could be considered a MILF.

But my niece is too young to be in Girl Guides. So too bad for you!

[deanohit]

My sister could be considered a MILF.
Definitely, saw the pic on DA. :whistle:

[Livvy]

Definitely, saw the pic on DA. :whistle:
Haha, if you ever get the chance, you'll be able to tell my niece is related to me. She's very opinionated. Even at age two.

[Waylander]

Definitely, saw the pic on DA. :whistle:
You must link me to said pic.

[deanohit]

You must link me to said pic.
Just need to do a little digging mate, you'll find it! :lol:

[Livvy]

Just need to do a little digging mate, you'll find it! :lol:
I made his digging easy. I just linked him

[deanohit]

I made his digging easy. I just linked him
Thats cheating! Shoulda made him look if he's so keen! :lol:

[Waylander]

Thats cheating! Shoulda made him look if he's so keen! :lol:

Meh I'm lazy and she's cool like that.

Anyway GIjoe is a cool guy so lets not hijack his thread aswell. (says the man with the Cobra avatar...)

[deanohit]

Meh I'm lazy and she's cool like that.

Anyway GIjoe is a cool guy so lets not hijack his thread aswell. (says the man with the Cobra avatar...)

What, like we did to Sullys?

[gijoe1313]

I'd be mortified if my thread wasn't hijacked! I was thinking of getting on my bike and riding around the neighbourhood to see if I could buy some more girl scout cookies...

but then that sounds like stalking ... :blink:

I think I better hijack this thread onto my next fave fetish!

Girls with Guns! (And preferably asian girls with guns! :woohoo:) Girls with sharp pointy sticky in you objects ... Girls with unfeasibly large weapons of mass destruction .. Girls driving large military vehicles ...

[Livvy]

I'd be mortified if my thread wasn't hijacked! I was thinking of getting on my bike and riding around the neighbourhood to see if I could buy some more girl scout cookies...

but then that sounds like stalking ... :blink:

I think I better hijack this thread onto my next fave fetish!

Girls with Guns! (And preferably asian girls with guns! :woohoo:) Girls with sharp pointy sticky in you objects ... Girls with unfeasibly large weapons of mass destruction .. Girls driving large military vehicles ...
Aww, you're such a dear to let us hijack your thread.

Hey, there were some people selling Girl Guide biscuits at Mill St Pak'n'Save here in Hamilton on Saturday morning. Maybe you should try the front of your local supermarkets?

... Can I have a gun? :D

[gijoe1313]

Aww, you're such a dear to let us hijack your thread.

Hey, there were some people selling Girl Guide biscuits at Mill St Pak'n'Save here in Hamilton on Saturday morning. Maybe you should try the front of your local supermarkets?

... Can I have a gun? :D

Only if you promise to wear all the other mil-spec gear I have and let me take photos! :o ooer! :doh:

More piccies! And what would KB be without its arse shot?

[Livvy]

Only if you promise to wear all the other mil-spec gear I have and let me take photos! :o ooer! :doh:
Have you not heard about me and the photo thing?!

Photos are a nevaaahhh. :nono:

Waylander tried to get one of me today on his camera but the battery was dead! :D

[gijoe1313]

I jest love my kawaii macho combat babes! :o

[gijoe1313]

Have you not heard about me and the photo thing?!

Photos are a nevaaahhh. :nono:

Waylander tried to get one of me today on his camera but the battery was dead! :D

Ahh well, s'alright, plenty of other girls in camo :love: :o :woohoo:

[Livvy]

Ahh well, s'alright, plenty of other girls in camo :love: :o :woohoo:
I wear camo better. :bleh:

Then again, I actually have the attitude... Those chicks just seem to have the tits! :laugh:

Well. Some of them anyway. :blink:

[Waylander]

Have you not heard about me and the photo thing?!

Photos are a nevaaahhh. :nono:

Waylander tried to get one of me today on his camera but the battery was dead! :D
Phone worked though.

[deanohit]

Waylander tried to get one of me today on his camera but the battery was dead! :D
Nelson Laugh:Haha!

Phone worked though.
Oooooohhhh, here we go! :jerry:

And GIJoe, love the Girls with Guns! :niceone:

[Livvy]

Phone worked though.

Your phone is crappier than mine. I'm not even worried. Besides, you were three metres away. That'll be one shit photo...


Nelson Laugh:Haha!

Oooooohhhh, here we go! :jerry:

... So don't get over excited about it. :bleh:

[deanohit]

Your phone is crappier than mine. I'm not even worried. Besides, you were three metres away. That'll be one shit photo...
... So don't get over excited about it. :bleh:
I think I'll be the judge of that!

[Swoop]

Oh Er!!!!
Demi...:cool:

[007XX]

Oh Er!!!!
Demi...:cool:

Oh yeah...and that line's has got to be one of the best in context "up yours" ever: "Suck my c*&^!"

Now, cos I like guns too :innocent:, a few piccies :D And even one especially for Mr Gijoe...

[gijoe1313]

Oh yeah...and that line's has got to be one of the best in context "up yours" ever: "Suck my c*&^!"

Now, cos I like guns too :innocent:, a few piccies :D And even one especially for Mr Gijoe...

Chur chur there!

I luvvies this themes I does! :o

[Mikkel]

From the beginning I started thinking about this scene.

When people were throwing guns into the mix it became ever more appropriate.
From National Lampoons' Loaded Weapon:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6FcSVd9EeA&feature=related

[Waylander]

Your phone is crappier than mine. I'm not even worried. Besides, you were three metres away. That'll be one shit photo...



... So don't get over excited about it. :bleh:
More like one and a half. And I use a tape measure all day so I know how to judge distances a little better than you.

[Livvy]

More like one and a half. And I use a tape measure all day so I know how to judge distances a little better than you.
I'm about half your height, it seems like three metres to me because of that :innocent:

[gijoe1313]

This thread is becoming useless without more pics! :oi-grr:

[deanohit]

This thread is becoming useless without more pics! :oi-grr:
Alright, lets see what I got:
Right, some lovely looking girls in uniform but not many guns. :oi-grr:

[Dave-]

i was disgusted to see multipule signs around my neighbour hood reading "girl guide biscuits sold here"

WHAT THE FUCK?!

get off your spoilt ass and walk to my house if you want me to buy them.

fucking merivale.

[gijoe1313]

Well, as I live and breath, oh my stars n'garters ... the girl scouts came around today! .... 5 of them!

I glanced around to see if the Yummy Mummy was around, but alas! :crybaby: She was not to be seen!

Damn! Pavlovian conditioning got me forking out anudder 9 squiddies for 3 more packets of choccy bikkies! :doh:

Very clever marketing ... proves sex sells! And on that note, more piccies of girlies with guns! :woohoo:

[gijoe1313]

For those who know me, this piccy is something special :weep: :drool: :love: :woohoo:

Pitter pat goes my heart! Wonder if she rides a bike? :whistle: :innocent:

[Waylander]

For those who know me, this piccy is something special :weep: :drool: :love: :woohoo:

Pitter pat goes my heart! Wonder if she rides a bike? :whistle: :innocent:
Soulmate bro, better go hunt her down.

[deanohit]

GIJoe, if your signed up to the LOA forum, check out this thread: Girls with Guns. (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=68642)

[Disco Dan]

For those who know me, this piccy is something special :weep: :drool: :love: :woohoo:

Pitter pat goes my heart! Wonder if she rides a bike? :whistle: :innocent:

Nice find.. i'll let you have sloppy seconds :spanking: :lol:

[gijoe1313]

Nice find.. i'll let you have sloppy seconds :spanking: :lol:

You can work on this lot first :girlfight::girlfight::girlfight:

[gijoe1313]

GIJoe, if your signed up to the LOA forum, check out this thread: Girls with Guns. (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=68642)

For some reason that link just ain't working for me .... howsabout Girls on Bombs and with cigarette and with flag and with ... :o

[deanohit]

For some reason that link just ain't working for me .... howsabout Girls on Bombs and with cigarette and with flag and with ... :o
Are you signed up to the LOA forum?
Go into your UserCP, got to Group Memberships, and join the LOA group! :niceone:

[Curious_AJ]

Well this weekend just past, with the rain whirling its dervish payload of liquid sunshine ... there was a shadow of a little thing pressing the doorbell (which does not work)

Cor blimeys I think, whazza all dis' about den?

So I rock on up to door and see a dear little girl in her plastic pink raincoat saying "Girl Scout cookies for sale!" :baby: and beside her ... her dear ol'mum drenched to the bone ...

looking for all the world like something from one of 'em mens mags wiv' da articles and piccies :sweatdrop clothes blotted to her body leav'n no room fer der imagination ooer! :o

Worked a treat I must admit. Bought 3 packets no worries! :rofl:

"Sorry we only have mini chocs and big chocolate bikkies left..."
"wibble..." :banana:
"Would you like some ..."
"homina homina hubba hubba..." :wari:
"Cheers!"
"bibble..."

So I was sans 9 squiddies and a happy smile as they totted off down to the next driveway ... I felt a bit rooked, since the Girl Scout cookies hardly tasted of Girl Scouts! :oi-grr:

Ahh... yummy mummies doing their station above and beyond the call of duty. Ave saluti!

(NB : I'm racist as they come and prefer my girlies asian, but there are those special moments! :rolleyes: :devil2:)

lol... mmmm cookies and mummies... i mean... mommies.. or... something..

*gurgle*...

:whistle:

[gijoe1313]

Mmm kawaii macho combat babes :drool: :o :love:

Last two photos :

"oh by the way I have something important to tell you..."
"oh yes?"
"I think you're hot and I want to do you..."
"..........."

PLA army girls http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UaV8K8ACq5k

[BiK3RChiK]

You really should sign up to the LOA forum...

M