Please let mikey back

[Fatjim]

I keep getting rep from him but I can't tell whether its red or green cause he never gets to be a senior member.

And fuck knows what he's on about half the time so I can't figure it out from his comments either.

[Steam]

How can you be getting rep from him if he's banned?

[Fatjim]

You just got up Steam?

[Steam]

Oh, nah, there was another guy from Wellington, "Mikey", but I guess they are different.
The old mikey raised some hackles a year or so ago, got banned from KB.
Are you talking about MikeyG? http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/member.php?u=6150

[Trudes]

Mikey... the international man of mystery:laugh: I always loved his random grey bling comments....:msn-wink:

[kiwifruit]

mikey for PM

[Mental Trousers]

We've been trying to figure out what he's on about for days. Give him a wind up cos only 1 of his aliases has repped you recently.

[Fatjim]

Mate, you a bit off the pace, its more than one.

[Trudes]

Mate, you a bit off the pace, its more than one.

Is that you Mikey??

[Mental Trousers]

Mate, you a bit off the pace, its more than one.
By recently I mean this last few days, not the 19th

[Fatjim]

good recovery, but we still see through you.

[Grub]

WTF is this thread about????????????

Not ONE post makes any sense, surely it belongs in PD so we don't have to see it?

[Drew]

Yeah, activate Mikey again. His shinanigans were always good for a giggle.

[Ixion]

Makes sense to me. Mikey, y'r a cunt. Good cunt, but.

[Kendog]

I want to see if his posts are better since the 'farm bike to the head' incident.

[Trudes]

Start a poll....
Bring back Mikey:
Yes
No
I don't give a shit
Who the fark is Mikey?

[Maha]

Who the hell is Mikey?........:baby:

[HDTboy]

Of course it makes sense Grub. Keep up.

Mikey is a funny cunt
Mikey got banned from KB
Mikey created numerous alias accounts
Mikey gives people rep using these accounts
Fatjim wants mikey's original account to be unlocked again so that mikey is free to post as himself again, and take the piss out of idiots.

While we're at it. Bring back WINJA

[Kendog]

WINJA

Oh no, this is destined for PD now :blink:

[Steam]

Wouldn't make any difference to me, he's one of only two people on my ignore list.
He was a real cunt. Something was wrong with his head, the way he related to people was broken. Sociopath? Borderline autism?

[Hitcher]

Only the way he related to people online. Not that he would do things any differently offline. Just that he didn't always sense when enough was indeed enough. A bit like Jesse Ryder.

[The Tazman]

I never had a problem with mikey, he's a good guy that just winds people up a bit and from what I understand they probably all deserved it. Quite harmless really :yes:

I like the vote idea, that should sort it out, especially if you can see who voted!!!!

Taz

[Kickaha]

Makes sense to me. Mikey, y'r a cunt. Good cunt, but.

The cunt bit is correct


While we're at it. Bring back WINJA

He was a cunt to


He was a real cunt.

Yes he was


I never had a problem with mikey, he's a good guy that just winds people up a bit and from what I understand they probably all deserved it. Quite harmless really :yes:

Harmless? I doubt most of the members have any real idea what abuse he used to throw about

yeah funny as fuck unless you were one of the many people he singled out, fuck him and Winja, the place is better off without them

[Mental Trousers]

good recovery, but we still see through you.
... I'm the invisible man, Incredible how you can, see right through me ...

[oldrider]

Bring them all back, they gave KB character! :headbang: John.

[Wasp]

yeap, bring him back - a hero among gods

Least We Forget!

[onearmedbandit]

Bring back Buck!

[Firefight]

yes, bring him back, its just what the place needs ! he's a funny cunt,

makes most of us laugh, sadly missing from kb


F/F

[HDTboy]

Bring back Firefight too!

[Colapop]

And when they were gone they were not forgotten... Their legacy lives on;
The_Dover
Mikey
WINJA
Zed
and more...

not forgotten, just not here...

[koba]

Bring back mikey!
Poll time.

[Edbear]

Bring back Buck!



Showin' yer age, there! Many here prolly don't know who he is, now...

[jimbo600]

Hell yeah bring that rooster Mikey back.

KB needs to get back to its good ol' wild piss taking ways.

Officer Mikey, what class

[Maha]

Showin' yer age, there! Many here prolly don't know who he is, now...


Owner of the Wade Tavern with a missing testicle?....:shifty:
And never lost a test as All Black Captain!

[Colapop]

No - John Candy

[Edbear]

Owner of the Wade Tavern with a missing testicle?....:shifty:
And never lost a test as All Black Captain!

Didn't know about the testicle! You musta had "inside knowledge"...<_<



No - John Candy


He wuz one of the best! If not THE best!:first:

[Deano]

WTF is this thread about????????????

Not ONE post makes any sense, surely it belongs in PD so we don't have to see it?

You're just jealous you don't know what's going on.....

Bring back Mikey !!

[Quasievil]

Errrr No Mikey is/was a complete Dick, he can fuck off to where ever he is and stay there. When he starts to try and wreck your relationship I think thats a bit past the good fun wind up dont you.
perhaps some off you have never been on the recieving end of his childish abuse involving PMs and phone calls.
He is banned from Sportsbike, he is banned from KB, why do you think this is?????
Humor sadly lacking from KB..........yeah fucking right !!!! .................NOT

[Str8 Jacket]

Yep, BRING BACK Mikey!!! He know's what's what.

[Finn]

When he starts to try and wreck your relationship I think thats a bit past the good fun wind up dont you.

Hmmm, is he available for hire?

[Str8 Jacket]

Hmmm, is he available for hire?

Ha, most people are capable of sabotaging their own relationships.....

[Sparky Bills]

Someone put a poll up...

[Fatjim]

Polls suck, I prefer Russians.

[Usarka]

Polls suck, I prefer Russians.Russians that suck polls?

[Kickaha]

Errrr No Mikey is/was a complete Dick, he can fuck off to where ever he is and stay there. When he starts to try and wreck your relationship I think thats a bit past the good fun wind up dont you.
perhaps some off you have never been on the recieving end of his childish abuse involving PMs and phone calls.

Unfortunately a whole lot of people on here didn't ever see that side that him, which is why they all think he was a top bloke, yeah he could be funny as fuck, but he was also one of the biggest most abusive wankers this site has ever seen



He is banned from Sportsbike, he is banned from KB, why do you think this is?????

Because he was a fuckwit.

Do I get a prize for the first correct answer?


Humor sadly lacking from KB..........yeah fucking right !!!! .................NOT

I dunno, just the thought of people being dumb enough to want him back is pretty funny

[Fatjim]

And you think KB is so full of fuckwits we can't fit anymore in?

[Joni]

Poll time.Yeah good idea... do a poll because KB is a democracy and a poll will change things... the fact that Spank made the call to ban him means nothing.... :blink:

[Usarka]

Start a poll to ban SpankMe!

[Swoop]

Wouldn't make any difference to me, he's one of only two people on my ignore list.
He was a real cunt. Something was wrong with his head, the way he related to people was broken. Sociopath? Borderline autism?
Yeah, he knew how to wind up plonkers.
Bring back WINJA.

[Cajun]

some of you guys really have no idea, what stuff he says, since its in pms/reps, which are not allowed to be posted with there consent.

he threated us, to make sure we have our insurance paid up. I just about took it futher, but decided against it, but this is going a little further and shit stiring.

[Fatjim]

some of you guys really have no idea, what stuff he says, since its in pms/reps, which are not allowed to be posted with there consent.

he threated us, to make sure we have our insurance paid up. I just about took it futher, but decided against it, but this is going a little further and shit stiring.

Most people when they talk that shit you say "yeah right, dickhead". With mikey, its hard to keep a straight face.

[Cajun]

Most people when they talk that shit you say "yeah right, dickhead". With mikey, its hard to keep a straight face.

might be a little different when you know the person, but when someone you never meet, had nothing to do with you, starting attacking you on line then threatens you property its another story.

[Cajun]

On another note

mikey SpankMe 9th July 2007 Permanent Never Forever

SpankMe banned, mikey, he is the god of this site, he only one who will lift the ban, since he did the banning, his choice who says and who goes from the site.

[Fatjim]

might be a little different when you know the person, but when someone you never meet, had nothing to do with you, starting attacking you on line then threatens you property its another story.

I understand.

Can you force his profile to say something like "harmless twat"

[Fatjim]

On another note

mikey SpankMe 9th July 2007 Permanent Never Forever

SpankMe banned, mikey, he is the god of this site, he only one who will lift the ban, since he did the banning, his choice who says and who goes from the site.

9th July 2007

Thats anniversary of my late wifes untimely death.

[Joni]

SpankMe banned, mikey, he is the god of this site, he only one who will lift the ban, since he did the banning, his choice who says and who goes from the site.They dont care bananaman.... they will never get it because they dont want to....

Now, where the damn poll that will change the world?

[Pex Adams]

Communism didn't work for a reason - We don't live in a perfect world. Mikey isn't perfect, he is a little misguided, even a little kid trapped in a kids body. Which is why democracy works, because its not perfect. But its there to help protect those that can't help themselves.
If mod's a threatened, then they need to explain what is right and wrong carefully, and take every practical option in dealing with issue.

Somehow I would think things wouldn't have got to the stand point of where your only option is to kick them off the site...

Let the people speak, and if they can't properly - help them too.

[James Deuce]

Poohoo it all you want but Mikey is one of the very few people I've met in my miserable 40+ years of life who is prone to random acts of kindness. If the chips are down and you're in the shit and you come home from 3 weeks of living in a hospital and your lawns are mown and your edges done it means a lot more than you think it would.

[Kickaha]

If mod's a threatened, then they need to explain what is right and wrong carefully, and take every practical option in dealing with issue.

Somehow I would think things wouldn't have got to the stand point of where your only option is to kick them off the site...

Let the people speak, and if they can't properly - help them too.

The mods did what they could, he had more than ample opportunity to change his ways and he chose to continue being a prize prick, any other site I belong to he wouldn't have had 1/2 the chances he got on here before being given the arse

[jrandom]

Repent, Harlequin!

As the disrespect fades, so does the love...

[Finn]

If the chips are down and you're in the shit and you come home from 3 weeks of living in a hospital and your lawns are mown and your edges done it means a lot more than you think it would.

You missed the bit about your pregnant cat.

[Joni]

Poohoo it all you want but Mikey is one of the very few people I've met in my miserable 40+ years of life who is prone to random acts of kindness. If the chips are down and you're in the shit and you come home from 3 weeks of living in a hospital and your lawns are mown and your edges done it means a lot more than you think it would.I think that’s the thing Jim... no one will says he is not a good guy off KB. In fact when Dave went down Mikey was the only person who went to the hospital every day and just sat with him and talked... I will always be grateful for that.

However, on KB as you know there are certain rules that are put there for a reason... he had trouble with those.

[madandy]

Does the bloke not deserve a second chance?
Enough people seem to like the bloke, maybe he can rein it in a bit?

[Kickaha]

Does the bloke not deserve a second chance?
Enough people seem to like the bloke, maybe he can rein it in a bit?

He's already had more chances on here than anyone deserves

[Fatjim]

Does the bloke not deserve a second chance?
Enough people seem to like the bloke, maybe he can rein it in a bit?

Not in my lifetime will he be reined in, but thats what makes him him.

As for "any other website", kb isn't like any other website. Jim2's pegnant cat proves it.

[Quasievil]

He's already had more chances on here than anyone deserves

All the above obviously havent been targeted by this person at length.

I first met Mikey at Sams funeral, he was kicking road cones over on the funeral procession (idiot), ever sence then for me, he has shown nothing but contempt for Mods and those who are on the recieving end of his childish behaviors. He has had heaps of chances and he fails to understand social behavior and general standards or site etiquette.
I wish him the best and hold no real grudge but he seems intent on causing trouble on KB.........proven time and again.

Im with Kickaha, hes gone, best left that way.

Besides who says he wants to come back, does he even ride a bike ?

[jrandom]

... does he even ride a bike ?

Yup, and he'd give you the learn, bro.

;)

[Cajun]

Besides who says he wants to come back, does he even ride a bike ?

The alias that have to be banned, on average there is at least 1 a month from mikey.

Even tho he has said a number of times he hates this place, and will never come back.

[Fatjim]

Which is my point. He's here but he's fairly anonymous till he does something perculerlary Mikey, and we can't do squat about it.

[Ixion]

Antisocial antoauthoritarian childish prize prick of a nutter who fails to understand social behavior and general standards or site etiquette ?

Hey, Mikey, I didn't know you rode a two smoker!

Sounds pretty much the definition of a biker to me.

[koba]

For fucks sakes, Its just the internet. :shit:

[jrandom]

For fucks sakes, Its just the internet.

You're kidding. Right?

[koba]

You're kidding. Right?

Yeah, sorry If thats offensive to anyone without a life outside of the internet.
:niceone:

[James Deuce]

You missed the bit about your pregnant cat.

Yeas, the poor little mite, he wasn't expecting that.

[jrandom]

sorry If thats offensive to anyone without a life outside of the internet.

This is a bunch of real people on real motorcycles in a fairly small country using the miracles of modern technology to communicate openly with each other.

An inability to use this forum can substantially restrict a person's means of getting in touch with people who matter to them and commenting on matters important to them.

This 'just the internet' bullshit annoys me.

[Kickaha]

Antisocial antoauthoritarian childish prize prick of a nutter who fails to understand social behavior and general standards or site etiquette ?

Sounds pretty much the definition of a biker to me.

Sounds more like the definition of a prize fuckwit to me, but obviously you find the abuse he used to give out acceptable

[madandy]

Did any of Mikey's cyberspace shenanigans(? :S) ever manifest into actual violence or abuse in meatspace or any sort of reality at all? A bad phone call or e-mail or was it all posts & PMs on KB?

[Drew]

This is a bunch of real people on real motorcycles in a fairly small country using the miracles of modern technology to communicate openly with each other.

An inability to use this forum can substantially restrict a person's means of getting in touch with people who matter to them and commenting on matters important to them.

This 'just the internet' bullshit annoys me.

People who hide behind thier keyboard and whing most of the time, who often DONT have a bike at all.

Who dont always speak the entire truth, or that they are only speaking for thier own gratification.

Which regularly dribble complete shit about whatever the hell is on thier mind at the time, and in public would not say anything at all.


Yeah, "just the internet" is a complete farce, it's clearly real life, all the time, without exception.

[jrandom]

People who hide behind thier keyboard and whing most of the time, who often DONT have a bike at all.

Well, I'm open to correction, but it's my impression that the vast majority of folk who post on KB live in NZ, own and ride motorcycles and interact with other forum members in meatspace.


Who dont always speak the entire truth, or that they are only speaking for thier own gratification.

Yeah, that's nothing like real life, eh...


... in public would not say anything at all.

I dunno; I've met plenty of people who open their mouths far too often and dribble complete shit every time they do it.

Works both ways, too; there's plenty of folk on these here forums who are a hell of a lot more bearable when reading their occasional online contributions than they are in person.

[koba]

Drew and jrandom both make good points...

"anyone without a life outside of the internet"
Most people on here do have a life outside the internet.



I like to bear in mind when I read shit on here written by people I have never met I may be taking it the wrong way.

Perfect Example is did I mean "Its only the internet" sarcasticly or not? I may not even be sure myself now !?!

I met and knew most of the Welly KBers (Including mikey) long before started activley posting on the forum, that doesn't mean it can't work the other way but I think it is important not to write people off as dickheads due to online ravings that may, or may not, be missunderstood or taken the wrong way or whatever.
I can't think of one person on here (including mikey) who I don't like in person.

[Ixion]

Sounds more like the definition of a prize fuckwit to me, but obviously you find the abuse he used to give out acceptable

Never had any problem with Mikey (or Winja). I think he may have said a few things to me via rep or PM in one of his aliases that would have shocked the vicar , but I can't really remember, and I certainly can't be arsed looking back to see. that sort of stuff doesn't bother me. 'Twas just his way, no point taking it personally, 'twould be like getting y' dick out because Helen Clark said "Well, bugger me "

I think if I was ever in any sort of trouble, I'd be pretty glad to have Mikey or Winja around.

[Drew]

I think if I was ever in any sort of trouble, I'd be pretty glad to have Mikey or Winja around.

Mikey has driven half the country on several occasions to help me out, but I dont think trying to argue his character will help this cause, it seems he was taken too seriously by people round here.

[SPman]

Never had any problem with Mikey (or Winja). .............I think if I was ever in any sort of trouble, I'd be pretty glad to have Mikey or Winja around.
Unfortunately, that's the trouble...........
I found when dealing with those guys, if you shifted your mode of thinking to how they think,things didn't seem anywhere near as bad as they could have appeared. Then, you fired back in their language and tone, and all was well.
Unfortunately, not many people can, or want to do that, so, I guess it's a "for the common peace of mind of the many" situation.

Sad, but, that's life......


I guess

[Str8 Jacket]

Mikey has driven half the country on several occasions to help me out, but I dont think trying to argue his character will help this cause, it seems he was taken too seriously by people round here.

Yeah its kinda funny eh?! I mean people never take me seriously on here and usually I am.... :mellow:

[scumdog]

Mikey has driven half the country on several occasions to help me out, but I dont think trying to argue his character will help this cause, it seems he was taken too seriously by people round here.

'taken too seriously'? - Nah!!

More like treating him like a leopard on a chain.

Ya poke him with a sharp stick and see which way he bit.:lol:

[inlinefour]

Antisocial antoauthoritarian childish prize prick of a nutter who fails to understand social behavior and general standards or site etiquette ?

Hey, Mikey, I didn't know you rode a two smoker!

Sounds pretty much the definition of a biker to me.

Yea that is what I used to also think, but then I came accross KiwiBiker... :baby:

[inlinefour]

Yeah, and I'd rather talk to fat ugly chicks via the internet than in real life. No offence to fat ugly chicks.

Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahaha!!!! Can I use this for my sig please?

[Deano]

Mikey has driven half the country on several occasions to help me out, but I dont think trying to argue his character will help this cause, it seems he was taken too seriously by people round here.

I'm closer than many and I have taken him too seriously on a couple of occasions myself.

But not everyone thinks all my jokes are funny either.

[Quasievil]

Im thinking at the moment that there are two sides, those opposed to and those in favour, this obvioulsy stems from each persons personal experiences with Mikey, fair enough to both sides also, but this an open debate to.
Im sure that if this debate involved any of us it would go two ways and pros and cons would come out, for me I pissed a few off, but not in a long winded campaign,apart from Finn, Winja and Crazy Steve, which all is resolved now anyway, I dont doubt that he has displayed awesomeness to many, for me I aint seen it, so if he came back fine, but then what ? who will he line up next to personally attack ?
I think you can burn your bridges so many times before its to fucked to come back, Im thinking this is Mikeys situation.
If he does come back though, I wont be overly bothered about it, got better things to do however if he was given the chance I hope he can behave.
Thats about all I got to say on it.
Coro is about to start!

[Deano]

.
Coro is about to start!

OMG - you're fucking kidding right ?

:sleep:

[Quasievil]

OMG - you're fucking kidding right ?

:sleep:


Cant talk its on!!!

[Mom]

... Crazy Steve

I once gave WINJA Green bling, may have been more, Crazy Steve called me Grandma, and told me to go back to my knitting, once in a red rep comment :whocares: though I still use that as an option on any poll I start :yes:


Coro is about to start!

Please say you are teasing?

[Dafe]

Sounds like %90 in support of Mikey's comeback and %10 against so far. (Run the Poll!).

Is this website run under a dictatorship of one or two Mods?????????

If not, Let Mikey be "The Peoples Choice!"

I'd vote him if he ran for Mayor of Lower Hutt!

[Finn]

Coro is about to start!

You better be talking about the Loop and not the TV show.

[madandy]

Did he abuse anyone who wasn't a mod, or mod-like?

Bring 'em all back = they make the site fuckin interesting to say the least!

[Virago]

...Is this website run under a dictatorship of one or two Mods?????????

Do we need to quote SpankMe AGAIN...?????????????????

[Kickaha]

Sounds like %90 in support of Mikey's comeback and %10 against so far. (Run the Poll!).

Just curious as to why you think a poll will make any difference?

He was banned by Spankme when he decide to have a bash at him, before that he'd already had several warnings and time in the sinbin on numerous occasions

I'd guess the people who are saying bring him back probably know him in real life and in all fairness in real life he "may" be a top bloke, but online on this forum he wasn't

[Qkkid]

Do we need to quote SpankMe AGAIN...?????????????????

:shutup:Yes thanks........... Mr Virago

[Dafe]

Just curious as to why you think a poll will make any difference?



For the same reason the majority want the poll.
Because it will reveal to a couple of people in particular (or just one), what the community wants.

I've been subject to Mikey's abuse in the past, I know what it's like first hand, I'll even own up that it was thoroughly deserved. I took Mikey's comments on the chin and that was that. I wasn't going to be a delicate over-sensitive wimp about it. Every man is entitled to their say, whether it's garbage or not.

People like Mikey bring the X-Factor to such websites. There is nobody that writes a post half as intrigueing or humourous as Mikey does.

So please (FFS) can we bring back Officer Mikey and please can you just harden the fark up and learn to deal with him? Incase you haven't worked it out, Ignoring works a treat - he hates it. Unless of course, you think you can get the last say in! Bwaaaahahaha. Good luck to you......... I'd love to read that post!

[Dafe]

I'd guess the people who are saying bring him back probably know him in real life and in all fairness in real life he "may" be a top bloke, but online on this forum he wasn't

So he's not "Politically Correct" online.

God help us!

[kiwifruit]

mikey, in my experience, speaks the harsh truth

his posts are based on fact, in most cases.

He is a very clever / knowledgeable man

irl he is a very good man
honest
caring
hilarious

i pride myself on stirring his porridge

mikey for PM

[Madness]

I'm impressed that the bugger has generated 100 posts of discussion, 6 months after being banned forever, never, always.

The guy is an enigma, just like Winja. I doubt that either of them would find KB interesting any more, the site is more P.C than it was a year ago.

Mikey is a good bastard, albeit a little disturbed.

Bring 'em back, they'll get bored soon enough anyway.

[Steam]

I doubt that either of them would find KB interesting any more

Are you kidding? Mikey goes through alias after alias in a desperate and pathetic attempt to stay on KB. He's learned to keep a low profile but he's still on here.

[Madness]

Are you kidding? Mikey goes through alias after alias in a desperate and pathetic attempt to stay on KB. He's learned to keep a low profile but he's still on here.

That is the whole point. He was banned, now for eternity he will continue to pop in from time to time, just to say "fuck you".

Get it?

Kiwibiker. A site for all New Zealand motorcyclists.
Mikey is twice the biker I will ever be, I got the learn.

[Mental Trousers]

Is this website run under a dictatorship of one or two Mods?????????

Admins actually, but yes.


Did he abuse anyone who wasn't a mod, or mod-like?

Yes.

[Drew]

Admins actually, but yes.



Yes.

A point I didn't realise till I started a mod bashing thread way back when I got bothered by the goings on around these pages.

I'll abstain from posting in this thread for now, I have a theory.

[Mental Trousers]

I'll abstain from posting in this thread for now, I have a theory.

But I want to hear your theory. It's always interesting to know what people think :corn:

[koba]

A point I didn't realise till I started a mod bashing thread way back when I got bothered by the goings on around these pages.

I'll abstain from posting in this thread for now, I have a theory.

I know you can no longer post back but is your theory about....
To be continued in real life.:shifty:

[Ixion]

I'll abstain from posting in this thread for now, I have a theory.

I had a couple of them when I was a kid. Male and female. they did nothing but hump each other all day long. Produced a litter of little hypotheses, then both dropped dead of screwers exhaustion.

[The Pastor]

i want mikey back :)

[Virago]

...I have a theory...

E equals Mikey squared...? :innocent:

[Qkkid]

I love mikey miss them little reddies

[koba]

Kiwifruits on topic post that must have come from this thread and has now been PD'd is worth reading.

[Fatjim]

mikey, in my experience, speaks the harsh truth

his posts are based on fact, in most cases.

He is a very clever / knowledgeable man

irl he is a very good man
honest
caring
hilarious

i pride myself on stirring his porridge

mikey for PM

KF must have posted the above in the wrong thread as it appears neither pointless, nor drivel.

I hope I have managed to restore this lovely tribute to its rightful place.

[Madness]

KF must have posted the above in the wrong thread as it appears neither pointless, nor drivel.

I hope I have managed to restore this lovely tribute to its rightful place.

Good on you Jim.

[Ixion]

You do realise the penalty for such insubordination?

The Heaven Born have a short way with plebians who forget their place.

[jrandom]

I hope I have managed to restore this lovely tribute to its rightful place.

You forget that 'porridge' is the magical word which consigns any KB material to the abyss.

Mikey was not the first to stir, nor was he the last, but he was, perhaps, the greatest.

:hug:

[Virago]

KF must have posted the above in the wrong thread as it appears neither pointless, nor drivel.

I hope I have managed to restore this lovely tribute to its rightful place.

Fixed.....

[Kickaha]

So he's not "Politically Correct" online.

God help us!

If your definition of not politically correct means he's a rude abusive cunt then yes


mikey, in my experience, speaks the harsh truth



In my experience he's nothing but an online wanker


You do realise the penalty for such insubordination?

The Heaven Born have a short way with plebians who forget their place.

Don't you ever get tired of spouting your particular brand of inaccurate propaganda?

[scumdog]

mikey, in my experience, speaks the harsh truth

his posts are based on fact, in most cases.

He is a very clever / knowledgeable man

irl he is a very good man
honest
caring
hilarious

i pride myself on stirring his porridge

mikey for PM

He's an on-line wanker and fuckwit, it was like a kindy kid found KB.

But it gave me an object to tease and poke sticks at.

[scumdog]

OMG - you're fucking kidding right ?

:sleep:

Makes more sense than mikey...........

[Fatjim]

Actually, the first entry in the PD thread is very entertaining. And a little more origonal than some of the tripe that you've been known to dish out Scummy.

[Pex Adams]

Ooh I've got it now - This isn't actually a tread to get Mikey back. Its a thread about what a good cunt he is...

Even the Mod's are agreeing, in between their Coro St. Nonetheless, Jimmy I've got some fat chicks at work that would love to talk to you, I'll give them your number:msn-wink::blank:.

[Fatjim]

email address mate, email address. How many times do you have to be told. Now go to work loser!

[Finn]

How about we trade in SkidMark for Mickey?

[Fatjim]

I'm married, so I don't any more mickey.

However, if it was Mikey, then thats a fair swap.

[Hitcher]

How about we trade in SkidMark for Mickey?

Skiddies probably got some unpaid fines or some other excuse that eliminates sensible suggestions regarding his future.

[MSTRS]

However, on KB as you know there are certain rules that are put there for a reason... he had trouble with those.

He is/was in good company

[Slingshot]

Is Mikey back yet?

[Pex Adams]

Back from where?

[Fatjim]

He's back, but not as we know it.

Tis a shame.

I know he's not a saint, fucking nearly biffed him myself once, but the mums love him, he's that kinda guy.

Those involved in his demise my not be entirely blameless either.

[Lissa]

Hmm didnt get time to read all the posts. If this is indeed a Bring Back Mikey Thread then I think I can safely on Seans behalf and mine say BRING HIM BACK. Hes a good bugger, helping out behind the scenes lately... hes still a KB mate as far as I am concerned. Little bugger red repped me once... but who cares, I got him back! ;)

[Kickaha]

I think the biggest problem is the fact that Mikey may be fine in real life and a real helpful guy, but online he was a prize prick, so because he's a good guy in real life we should excuse his online actions? bullshit we should, he was given a lot more chances to tidy his act up than he deserved and he choose to continue acting like an arsehole

his current alias is rickjames

[Madness]

His current alias is rickjames

I wondered about that myself. Look at all of rickjames' posts though, some are far from "mikeyesque". Maybe mikey is just doing an excellent job of throwing the mods off the scent, is in "deep cover" mode.

[Fatjim]

I think the biggest problem is the fact that Mikey may be fine in real life and a real helpful guy, but online he was a prize prick, so because he's a good guy in real life we should excuse his online actions? bullshit we should, he was given a lot more chances to tidy his act up than he deserved and he choose to continue acting like an arsehole

his current alias is rickjames

He like most people don't like double standards. Seems there are a few round here.

[Kickaha]

He like most people don't like double standards. Seems there are a few round here.

He can use any excuse for his piss poor behaviour he likes, but excuses is all they are

[Fatjim]

He doesn't excuse his piss poor behaviour, and neither do I.

Do you excuse the double standards.

[Kickaha]

He doesn't excuse his piss poor behaviour, .

I guess with everyone else excusing it for him he doesn't need to, or is singling a member out and telling them they should commit suicide acceptable to you? and no that wasn't a one off


Do you excuse the double standards

give me some examples

[Fatjim]

Not up to me to piss in everybody's pot. I'd like to go to Tauranga, Christchurch and Auckland in the future without getting a knife between the ribs. :)

Some people rarked him up, they we're wrong to do so, some people acted shamefully, they were wrong to do so. Some people acted unethically, and they were wrong to do so, some people acted hypocrtically, and guess what they were wrong to do so. All in all, some pretty discusting behaviour went on, and I may have reacted similiarly. And you know what, all Mikey wanted was to have others treated like he was treated himself, when he crossed those lines.

but this isn't about the past anymore, its been deleted.......

[Virago]

...but this isn't about the past anymore, its been deleted.......

It's unfortunate that Mikey doesn't share that view.

[Fatjim]

Bugger, I forgot to write "no cruiser riders" at the beginning of this thread.

[Swoop]

But it gave me an object to tease and poke sticks at.
An interesting angle.
Perhaps the mod's will bring him back, simply to take the heat off of them.:blip:

[MIXONE]

Anything for the entertainment.We may need it now skidd has gone respectable.

[onearmedbandit]

An interesting angle.
Perhaps the mod's will bring him back, simply to take the heat off of them.:blip:

Ain't got anything to do with the mod's, even if 100％ of us wanted his return. It was SpankMe's decision, it's still his site, so the status quo remains.

[Swoop]

We may need it now skidd has gone respectable.
Like that is going to last long...

[Fatjim]

And still, a little boy waits.......

[Usarka]

Is he back yet.....


how 'bout skidmark.....


:innocent:

[scumdog]

Yeah, activate Mikey again. His shinanigans were always good for a giggle.

Yeah - IF you're 12 years old and think a twat is pretty funny...........:Pokey:

[koba]

Yeah - IF you're 12 years old and think a twat is pretty funny...........:Pokey:

Haha dont have to be 12 to find funny in twat! :ROFL:

[James Deuce]

Hahah! He said "Twat".

Did you know that "twat" has become a verb?

"Twatting" someone is giving them the bash.

[Hitcher]

In twat, veritas!

[Fatjim]

Twat do we owe this honour to, Hitcher.

[avgas]

While we're at it. Bring back WINJA
YES I MISS HIS CAPS - HE WAS CAP KING

[avgas]

Hahah! He said "Twat".

Did you know that "twat" has become a verb?

"Twatting" someone is giving them the bash.
Na thats how i respond to everything the misses says eg
"Blah blah blah Blah!??"
.....
"Twot!?"

[Hitcher]

A midget with a lisp wanted to buy a pony.

An appropriate vendor was located who had a lovely little pony who seemed to tick all of the boxes.

"Theeth lovely!" enthused the midget.

"Can I thtwoke her earthh?"

The vendor picked the midget up and carried him over so he could stroke the pony's ears.

"Ooh, pwetty!" said the midget. "Can I thtwoke her mane?"

The vendor moves a bit so that midget can run his fingers through the pony's mane.

"Ooh, thoft!" said the midget. "Can I thee her twat?"

The vendor moves around behind the pony, lifts her tail and pushes the midget's face in the general direction of the pony's pudenda.

"Perhapth I thould wefwathe that," said the midget. "Could you pleathe make her run around a bit..."

[scumdog]

A bit like the yarn of the yobbo back in the day on board a TWA flight.

The hostie asked him if he would like to see the list of TWA coffees available on the flight.

And he responded by saying "No, but I'd like to see you TWA tea....."

[Edbear]

A bit like the yarn of the yobbo back in the day on board a TWA flight.

The hostie asked him if he would like to see the list of TWA coffees available on the flight.

And he responded by saying "No, but I'd like to see you TWA tea....."



How rude...!

(Oops, oh, you actually meant tea...:innocent:)

[MIXONE]

A bit like the yarn of the yobbo back in the day on board a TWA flight.

The hostie asked him if he would like to see the list of TWA coffees available on the flight.

And he responded by saying "No, but I'd like to see you TWA tea....."

What did the hostie reply to you scumdog?

[Fatjim]

"Fuck off Pig"

[Weaver]

Bring him back. I saw him at a TRTNR once. I think he was having a smoke inside his helmet :cool:

[Pex Adams]

Bring him back. I saw him at a TRTNR once. I think he was having a smoke inside his helmet :cool:

I actually think it was his hair on fire, caused by him smokin under his helmet

[boomer]

Who's Mikey?

[koba]

Bring him back. I saw him at a TRTNR once. I think he was having a smoke inside his helmet :cool:

and a beer.

[ManDownUnder]

Who's Mikey?

He's big and clever...!

[MIXONE]

He's big and clever...!

Doesn't he star on American Chopper?

[bungbung]

Doesn't he star on American Chopper?

No, he's not remotely fat.

[Usarka]

Mikey has the first Pointless Drivel post. Surely a reason for brining someone back :lol:

Is he back yet?