Met my dream girl!

[Steam]

Today I met my dream girl.:love:
I saw her in a Physics lecture, crinkly brown hair, freckles, warm chestnut eyes, smile-lines from smiling too much, or being outdoors in the sun all day.
And doing physics, a brainy-type too.

She smiled at me as I walked by in my bike jacket, I smiled back, Hi.
I thought to myself "wow, wonder why that nice-looking girl smiled at me like that?"

Then as the lecture ended OH MY GOODNESS she put on her Dri-rider jacket, got out her helmet and PERFECTION! She's a biker too!
So I had to talk to her, and she even rides the same kind of bike as me!:love:

I'll give her a flyer to Off the Rails, and see if she wants to go for a ride some day.

[kiwifruit]

You're in bro

[arj127]

sha wing!! Sorry, allways wanted to say that.

[Mully]

Where are the photos?? Goddammit.

[Bren]

Just what ya needed...a biker bitch!...

[No FX]

Lucky lucky man....

[madbikeboy]

Today I met my dream girl.:love:
I saw her in a Physics lecture, crinkly brown hair, freckles, warm chestnut eyes, smile-lines from smiling too much, or being outdoors in the sun all day.
And doing physics, a brainy-type too.

She smiled at me as I walked by in my bike jacket, I smiled back, Hi.
I thought to myself "wow, wonder why that nice-looking girl smiled at me like that?"

Then as the lecture ended OH MY GOODNESS she put on her Dri-rider jacket, got out her helmet and PERFECTION! She's a biker too!
So I had to talk to her, and she even rides the same kind of bike as me!:love:

I'll give her a flyer to Off the Rails, and see if she wants to go for a ride some day.

Ignore all the base level and immature comments, I hope it all works out for you. Hey, just a thought - she might even be on KB...! Every pot has a lid, she might be the one. :rolleyes:

[deanohit]

Good luck mate!

As soon as she see's your awesome bike mod skills, she'll be butter man.:2thumbsup

[HRT]

I should have done more physics :( And been younger lol

[homer]

god damn
I thought you were going to tell us all about a new bike

what a let down

[Str8 Jacket]

She may be a lesbian, she may be engaged, she may be married, she may be a hermaphrodite. I smile at alot of people. Doesnt mean I like them.....

[McJim]

god damn
I thought you were going to tell us all about a new bike

what a let down

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[homer]

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I was so taken in the title of the thread
i really thought theres a smart ass here , whats he gone and got

[McJim]

My Dream Girl rides a bike that's got twice as many cylinders than mine and twice the horsepower. She's also the mother of my children and my soul mate.

Go for gold Jimmy Mac - hope it works out for you fellas.

[Steam]

She may be a lesbian, she may be engaged, she may be married, she may be a hermaphrodite. I smile at alot of people. Doesnt mean I like them.....

Yeah, that's why she's my "dream" girl. It may all be a dream but dreams are free. I see her again tomorrow.

hey, I got reminded of you today, there's some mad student here who rides an AX100, looks pretty well used but still tidy. It's the the cutest bike in the bike park.

[paturoa]

...so is this going to become a kiss and tell thread?

[Clivoris]

Bait that hook real well young man and make sure she's well hooked before you land her.
Good luck. I remember that thrill.

[Mully]

She may be a lesbian......other insignificant stuff

AWESOME!! It just gets better and better. Steam, you could be up for a Steam Sandwich mate.

[Disco Dan]

She may be a lesbian, she may be engaged, she may be married, she may be a hermaphrodite. I smile at alot of people. Doesnt mean I like them.....

Your a hermaphrodite ? :no:

[MyGSXF]

lols.. that's sooo cute!! :lol: good luck!! :2thumbsup

[Mikkel]

Sorry mate, it'll never work - you are too alike... ;)

But hey, you'll never know if you don't give it a shot.

Sounds very good for you mate - up'n'at'em! :niceone:

[TOTO]

She may be a lesbian, she may be engaged, she may be married, she may be a hermaphrodite. I smile at alot of people. Doesnt mean I like them.....

Fun Police Anyone ....:dodge:

You are the luckiest guy for finding her mate. Godd luck.

[gijoe1313]

This thread is useless without pics :oi-grr: Stalk her some more and take some piccies mmmmkay? :shifty:

Go for it dude, hopefully you are on the right rung of the ladder and prepared to take the outrageous arrows of fortune flung your way! :niceone:

And if it doesn't work out, remember to share the wealth with other single, male bikers! :lol:

"...Ay; I know thy errand, I will go with thee " The day, my friends, and all things stay for me..."

[EnzoYug]

She may be a lesbian, she may be engaged, she may be married, she may be a hermaphrodite. I smile at alot of people. Doesnt mean I like them.....

you may be an asshole.... let the guy dream a bit! :P

[deanohit]

you may be an asshole.... let the guy dream a bit! :P
Well Str8jacket was, I mean is the site bitch! :Punk:

[skidMark]

You're fucked.

Scientists have discovered a food that takes away 90% of a womens sex drive...



























...wedding cake. :bye:

[skidMark]

She may be a lesbian.....

Last i checked the same "type" of bike as a KLR250 wasn't a Virago.

[Conquiztador]

I got a PM today. Here:

"Hi.

Something funny happened today. You will laugh. At Physics lecture ( You know the ones I take to be able to make my own homebake) today this nerdy guy (but in a cute sort of way) walked past me. He reminded me of Bugger from "Revenge of the Nerds" and I smiled while thinking about it. He smiled back...

As my leather gear was to be fixed from the crash at the drags last w/e I only had that horrible Dry Rider jacket. He noticed and came running... I tried to walk away towards that little old Kwaka I borrowed. Next thing he starts to tell me that he also rides one of them small things, and how cool they are. I just could not break his heart and so I never told him that my Monster 696 is in the shop to be fixed.

Not sure what I will do if he starts talking tomorrow? Perhaps let him pillon on my Duke?? Wonder what he would say if he knew of my tatts. And all my pearcings, and Harry... Then again, if I play my cards right I might have found a babysitter for the triplets while I ride to Off the Rails..." ;)






Nah, U go. If U are 1/2 as interesting in real life as on here she will be spellbound in a minute (or five). Just watch out for Harry. I hear that he is undefeated in the ring...

[skidMark]

I'm gunna piss myself laughing if shes a KB'er

[fireball]

I'm gunna piss myself laughing if shes a KB'er

and if she is indeed a lesbian!!!:woohoo::laugh:

[skidMark]

and if she is indeed a lesbian!!!:woohoo::laugh:


Youd like that wouldn't you :bleh:<<<< perfect smiley for lesbian comment.

Anyways sleep time, job interview in morning **GULP**

[steveb64]

Youd like that wouldn't you :bleh:<<<< perfect smiley for lesbian comment.

Anyways sleep time, job interview in morning **GULP**

Luck dude. Sounds like ya need it! :soon:

...And Steam - don't build up too much pressure - ya might blow it... :2thumbsup - Luck to you too...

[Headbanger]

I would just like to take a minute, To shout out a good old fashioned Kiwibiker "HELL YEAH" for taking someone's mild dream girl and turning her into a married lesbian hermaphrodite within 10 posts.

[Livvy]

I would just like to take a minute, To shout out a good old fashioned Kiwibiker "HELL YEAH" for taking someone's mild dream girl and tuning her into a married lesbian hermaphrodite within 10 posts.
I kinda noticed that myself... :laugh:

But good on ya Steam, when will you be (possibly) seeing her next?

[Steam]

....when will you be (possibly) seeing her next?
Today at precisely 11am, for the next class.:soon:

I love having crushes.

[Livvy]

Today at precisely 11am, for the next class.:soon:

I love having crushes.
Crushes are wonderful things, I'll agree. It's those little twinges of excitement and/or nervousness that make you smile and make you look like an idiot though, that are the letdown. Grinning for no obvious reason whatsoever can make anyone look like a 'tard! :D

[Conquiztador]

I love having crushes.

You had one on that postie bike did you not? It did hurt you said, I thought you hated it...

[Sofa]

Aw haha that is so cute :) good luck!!

[Mikkel]

I love having crushes.

I personally hate it... I've always felt like a complete dork when in the throes of infatuation.

But good that somebody enjoy it! I chose to become cynical instead I suppose.

[Okey Dokey]

Great stuff, Steam. Dream on!

[NOMIS]

Today I met my dream girl.:love:
I saw her in a Physics lecture, crinkly brown hair, freckles, warm chestnut eyes, smile-lines from smiling too much, or being outdoors in the sun all day.
And doing physics, a brainy-type too.

She smiled at me as I walked by in my bike jacket, I smiled back, Hi.
I thought to myself "wow, wonder why that nice-looking girl smiled at me like that?"

Then as the lecture ended OH MY GOODNESS she put on her Dri-rider jacket, got out her helmet and PERFECTION! She's a biker too!
So I had to talk to her, and she even rides the same kind of bike as me!:love:

I'll give her a flyer to Off the Rails, and see if she wants to go for a ride some day.



Can i have her number?

[EJK]

You sure she doesn't ride a scooter?

[MsKABC]

Good luck Steam, I hope there's a happy ending in this for you. :woohoo: Us biker chicks are rare as hen's teeth! My hubby and my best friend's hubby count themselves lucky to have found us :innocent: And it ain't true wot SM said about wedding cake neither :msn-wink:

[deanohit]

:innocent: And it ain't true wot SM said about wedding cake neither :msn-wink:
Guess it matters what gets put into the wedding cake aye? Rhino horn anyone? :bleh:

[Finn]

Today at precisely 11am, for the next class.:soon:

I love having crushes.

Okay, take a deep breath and what ever you do, don't talk about Vast Hexagons.

[Badjelly]

I personally hate it... I've always felt like a complete dork when in the throes of infatuation.

It's a male thing.

[Drum]

Boom chicka wow wow!

[Badjelly]

It's a male thing.

Mind you, this guy has a contrary opinion...

http://www.stlyrics.com/songs/j/jerryleelewis23117/chantillylace668196.html


Ain't nothin' in the world like a big eyed girl
Make me act so funny spend my doggone money
I feel real loose like a long neck goose like a whoa baby that's what I like!

[MsKABC]

Guess it matters what gets put into the wedding cake aye? Rhino horn anyone? :bleh:

It's not what's in the cake that matters, but what's inside the suit you're marrying :bleh:

[Trudes]

Some of you lot are really mean!! Steam comes on to tell us a nice little story about some random chick he saw and thought was a cutey and even better, she rides and most of you take the piss, you cruel bastards!!!!:nono: a little bit of a piss take, but still!!
Go for it Steam matey, go up and ask her something about her bike or something, invite her along to a ride etc, could be just the woman for you!! :yes:Good luck!

[cleopatraxxx]

hey all, well im a single biker chick and would like to know how to make my seat more comfortable, any advice out there? and ps how do i post a thread myself, shit bloody computers lol

[Coyote]

I love having crushes.
I agree with Mikkel. 'ate 'em. Crippling anxiety over whether you even have a chance, not sure if you should do anything about it, find out later a best friend that you had told all this about had told them and everyone else and was laughing behind your back, then they go out with some jock with the personality of a compost lid, spiralling into depression, etc.

Then you meet some random gothic chick with a fishnet top and purple hair at an underground death metal concert, find out you both like an obscure band called Anorexia Nervosa that neither of us know anyone else likes without our influence, been going out for almost a year, not quite the dream girl yet but she's saving up for a bike. No silly crushes to deal with :D

[The Pastor]

Whats the update steam? did you get a PM saying "oi don't talk about me on the net?"

[MsKABC]

Go for it Steam matey, go up and ask her something about her bike or something, invite her along to a ride etc, could be just the woman for you!! :yes:Good luck!

Bikes make a great conversation starter - I remember when I first laid eyes on my ex, I was attracted by his bike. Didn't know much about them, but I noticed he was riding a gsxr. I asked my friend's biker boyfriend and he said it would be a 750 or an 1100, so next time I saw him I said "Nice bike, is it a 750 or 1100?" The grin on his face was priceless and he was SO impressed. (OK, I cheated, but HE didn't know that!) My next question was, "Will you take me for a ride sometime?" He turned out to be an a***ole, and I eventually met my dream man who rides a much better bike :first: So there's a happy ending for everyone :niceone:

[Coyote]

hey all, well im a single biker chick and would like to know how to make my seat more comfortable, any advice out there? and ps how do i post a thread myself, shit bloody computers lol
You're a biker chick so it'll be easy finding plenty of drooling guys.

Just go out on some bike rides. Best not to post a thread about yourself, they tend to get ridiculed. Shifty guys and jealous girls, etc.

[deanohit]

Bikes make a great conversation starter - I remember when I first laid eyes on my ex, I was attracted by his bike. Didn't know much about them, but I noticed he was riding a gsxr. I asked my friend's biker boyfriend and he said it would be a 750 or an 1100, so next time I saw him I said "Nice bike, is it a 750 or 1100?" The grin on his face was priceless and he was SO impressed. (OK, I cheated, but HE didn't know that!) My next question was, "Will you take me for a ride sometime?" He turned out to be an a***ole, and I eventually met my dream man who rides a much better bike :first: So there's a happy ending for everyone :niceone:

Hahaha, great story! :2thumbsup

[Trudes]

hey all, well im a single biker chick and would like to know how to make my seat more comfortable, any advice out there? and ps how do i post a thread myself, shit bloody computers lol

Hi ya, try a sheepskin seat cover or these (http://www.trimit.co.nz/) guys.
As for starting your own thread, go to the home page, up the top is Forums, in there is a list of the forums, pick which ever one applies and start a new thread. Good luck.

[Str8 Jacket]

Yeah, that's why she's my "dream" girl. It may all be a dream but dreams are free. I see her again tomorrow.

hey, I got reminded of you today, there's some mad student here who rides an AX100, looks pretty well used but still tidy. It's the the cutest bike in the bike park.

Ah good on ya mate. I was just being sarcastic, ya never know..... At least speak to the girl and see if she is actually as nice as she looks then go for it!!

And are you saying tha I'm mad or as cute as an AX100?!

[marioc]

I work at a uni I think I must have about 50 crushes a day,especially at this time of year :yes:.
Is it just me or do the skirts and shorts get shorter every year.
Not that I am complaining but.

[Mikkel]

I agree with Mikkel. 'ate 'em. Crippling anxiety over whether you even have a chance, not sure if you should do anything about it, find out later a best friend that you had told all this about had told them and everyone else and was laughing behind your back, then they go out with some jock with the personality of a compost lid, spiralling into depression, etc.

Well, it's not so much about whether you have a chance or not (of course you do!) - it's more the anxiety of fucking it all up because you're anxious.
Play your cards right and you'll have her screaming for more inside an hour - play it poorly and she'll loathe you forever...

Always easier to pull if you truly don't care I'm afraid.


Then you meet some random gothic chick with a fishnet top and purple hair at an underground death metal concert, find out you both like an obscure band called Anorexia Nervosa that neither of us know anyone else likes without our influence, been going out for almost a year, not quite the dream girl yet but she's saving up for a bike. No silly crushes to deal with :D

Fishnets are hot GD! :headbang:


Some of you lot are really mean!! Steam comes on to tell us a nice little story about some random chick he saw and thought was a cutey and even better, she rides and most of you take the piss, you cruel bastards!!!!:nono: a little bit of a piss take, but still!!

Yeah, how nice of Steam to share his story with all of the internet... :rolleyes:

But yes, he should definately go for it. I got money on the outcome already ;)

[Coyote]

Well, it's not so much about whether you have a chance or not (of course you do!) - it's more the anxiety of fucking it all up because you're anxious.
Play your cards right and you'll have her screaming for more inside an hour - play it poorly and she'll loathe you forever...

Always easier to pull if you truly don't care I'm afraid.



Fishnets are hot GD! :headbang:
Well for a long time I had severe acne so most girls wouldn't touch me with a 50ft poll. But now I'm a babe so all good.

Now that I've got a girlfriend my anxiety towards wimmin has been shot down. I know now I could have anyone I wanted so long as I worked for it (will have to start working out for example). Hell, I'm the biker that takes the girl away at the end of chick flicks :p

[007XX]

I personally hate it... I've always felt like a complete dork when in the throes of infatuation.
But good that somebody enjoy it! I chose to become cynical instead I suppose.

You and Jrandom should get married...you're perfect for each other! :love:

:rofl:


Bikes make a great conversation starter - I remember when I first laid eyes on my ex, I was attracted by his bike. Didn't know much about them, but I noticed he was riding a gsxr. I asked my friend's biker boyfriend and he said it would be a 750 or an 1100, so next time I saw him I said "Nice bike, is it a 750 or 1100?" The grin on his face was priceless and he was SO impressed. (OK, I cheated, but HE didn't know that!) My next question was, "Will you take me for a ride sometime?" He turned out to be an a***ole, and I eventually met my dream man who rides a much better bike :first: So there's a happy ending for everyone :niceone:

Yep, that's how I broke the ice with 007XY. He was out visiting a work mate of mine when I went to see her in her office. When I got back to my office, I texted her that I thought he was pretty darn cute. Went back 20 minutes later to her office to get some paperwork, and he grinned at me while he stepped outside : you know it, the bitch had shown him the text.

So, I grabbed the bull by the horns, and as he was about to leave on his Speed Triple (:drool:), I told him I wouldn't mind going for a ride if I had a helmet :innocent: :laugh:

That was almost 6 years ago, and we've been married for a year now...:clap:


So McSteamy, go get her mate...there is nothing more exciting than discovering that potential perfect mate...Enjoy! :niceone:

[Mikkel]

Well for a long time I had severe acne so most girls wouldn't touch me with a 50ft poll. But now I'm a babe so all good.

Now that I've got a girlfriend my anxiety towards wimmin has been shot down. I know now I could have anyone I wanted so long as I worked for it (will have to start working out for example). Hell, I'm the biker that takes the girl away at the end of chick flicks :p

Well, trust me - I've tried the acne thing as well. And yes, it sucks - but I think it's a good way to avoid vanity! :yes:

However, it became irrelevant when I realised I wanted a woman - not a girl - in my life. When you go looking for someone who places mind over matter then the acne thing really is a small thing!


You and Jrandom should get married...you're perfect for each other! :love:

:rofl:

I do consider myself openminded - but FFS I could never even consider Auckland! ;)


Yep, that's how I broke the ice with 007XY. He was out visiting a work mate of mine when I went to see her in her office. When I got back to my office, I texted her that I thought he was pretty darn cute. Went back 20 minutes later to her office to get some paperwork, and he grinned at me while he stepped outside : you know it, the bitch had shown him the text.

So, I grabbed the bull by the horns, and as he was about to leave on his Speed Triple (:drool:), I told him I wouldn't mind going for a ride if I had a helmet :innocent: :laugh:

That was almost 6 years ago, and we've been married for a year now...:clap:

Good on ya - that's fresh! :D

[007XX]

I do consider myself openminded - but FFS I could never even consider Auckland! ;)

:shifty: Ya never know...he might consider moving for you, big boy! :msn-wink:

:shake:

And re: wanting a woman, not a girl...Hell yeah, I know exactly what you mean! I've never been able to so little boys :oi-grr:

[Mikkel]

:shifty: Ya never know...he might consider moving for you, big boy! :msn-wink:

Could you ask then? I'm pretty shy!

[007XX]

Could you ask then? I'm pretty shy!

be patient...he's reading this thread as we speak...:shifty: :lol:

[fireball]

And re: wanting a woman, not a girl...Hell yeah, I know exactly what you mean!

you have my number hun! :buggerd:

[jrandom]

I've spent the last couple of years going through cynicism and coming out the other side.

I'd now be perfectly happy to throw myself headfirst at a silly crush with no particular expectation of anything.

I would, of course, be sure to do it properly, with anonymous flower deliveries, midnight serenading and the hiring of professional writers to compose verses in the lady's honour, etc.

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[jonbuoy]

I'd say your fooked now if shes on kiwibiker.

[007XX]

you have my number hun! :buggerd:

:shifty:I might want to meet you first though...I'm shy really!




I would, of course, be sure to do it properly, with anonymous flower deliveries, midnight serenading and the hiring of professional writers to compose verses in the lady's honour, etc.



Bwaahahahaha,....:first:

[deanohit]

I would, of course, be sure to do it properly, with anonymous flower deliveries, midnight serenading and the hiring of professional writers to compose verses in the lady's honour, etc.
Or you could just ask if she'd like to go for a ride on the back of your bike sometime, and take her to lunch while out there. :2thumbsup

[DMNTD]

:shifty:I might want to meet you first though...I'm shy really!

Fark! There's goes another coffee splattered keyboard!!! :pinch:
Thanks for the giggle V :bleh:

[007XX]

Fark! There's goes another coffee splattered keyboard!!! :pinch:
Thanks for the giggle V :bleh:

:laugh: *bows gracefully*

[jrandom]

Or you could just ask if she'd like to go for a ride on the back of your bike sometime, and take her to lunch while out there. :2thumbsup

You'd be amazed (well, perhaps you wouldn't) at how many women out there are absolutely oblivious to a gentleman's romantic intentions, regardless of such goings-out-of-one's-way to show her favour.

"Uhhh, he's just a friend!"

Et cetera.

Unfortunately, the gentle art of empathy and subtlety in human interaction seems to be fading in our society. Dealing with the Typical Kiwi Chick (tm), it almost feels as though one must revert to bashing her over the head and dragging her back to one's cave if one is to get anywhere.

I deplore this decline in civility, but I don't really know how to fix it.

[DMNTD]

You'd be amazed (well, perhaps you wouldn't) at how many women out there are absolutely oblivious to a gentleman's romantic intentions, regardless of such goings-out-of-one's-way to show her favour.

Unbelievable eh...personally I've always simply stated my intentions to them up front(usually theirs :drool:)...used to work a treat when I was single ;)

[Str8 Jacket]

Unfortunately, the gentle art of empathy and subtlety in human interaction seems to be fading in our society. Dealing with the Typical Kiwi Chick (tm), it almost feels as though one must revert to bashing her over the head and dragging her back to one's cave if one is to get anywhere.



My man found that alcohol did the trick with me..... :innocent:

It did help that I had a wee crush on him as well though I suppose!

[jrandom]

Unbelievable eh...personally I've always simply stated my intentions to them up front(usually theirs :drool:)...

May I borrow your loincloth?

[Mikkel]

I would, of course, be sure to do it properly, with anonymous flower deliveries, midnight serenading and the hiring of professional writers to compose verses in the lady's honour, etc.


Too much time on your hands?

If I was single I'd probably put myself up for sale on trademe:

1981 male - slightly used, some scratches only minor mechanical faults.
Still runs well enough, although runs a bit rough in the morning.
Likes motorcycles, hot women,.....

No reserve. Will include a full tank of happiness if buy now is used. Get in quick, this could be your chance to have your own male!

Guessing that after a few attempts one might be tempted to add a couple of more lines:

It's a fucking male - not a maid! Do your own bloody dishes, cleaning, etc. Don't fucking ask whether it's likely to surf for porn or have loud and drunken mates around. Stop wasting my fucking time! What do you expect?!?!?

Oh well... And QKCD has got it sorted :)

[McJim]

May I borrow your loincloth?

It would be too baggy. He has much bigger balls than you I'm afraid (or so I've been told) :rofl:

[jrandom]

1981 male...

I hear that's the best model year to go for.

:2thumbsup

[YellowDog]

A bit 'Mills & Boon' however great thread guys.

When do we get an update?

May be she's on KB and doesn't realise it is about her?

She might be giving you chatup tips :LOL:

[fireball]

May I borrow your loincloth?

try pushing a woman into a muddy puddle or throwing something at them.....
works every time!:first:

[Ocean1]

If I was single I'd probably put myself up for sale on trademe:

My daughter once did exactly that...

[jrandom]

try... throwing something at them...

Cash?<tencharacters>

[fireball]

Cash?<tencharacters>

thats asking for a swift kick to the balls..... unless you like to pick up women from showies?!:laugh:

</tencharacters>

[Swoop]

Steams' girl...
Her name isn't Sweet Sophie, by any chance?

[Mikkel]

My daughter once did exactly that...

So how did it go?

The whole secret in a good trademe advert is putting in the right keywords and making sure that the associated images both highlights the products assets AND flaws. That's the best way to get a trade that is a positive experience for both parties.

[cleopatraxxx]

neanderthal lol

[Mikkel]

Cash?<tencharacters>

Nah, most girls take VISA and EFTPOS at the bar these days ;)

But you're an old-fashioned fella I know...

[Ocean1]

So how did it go?

Not saying.

She thought some of the questions were a huge joke though...

[fireball]

can we advertise mr random? he might go to a nice home, sell him like an untrained puppy?

[Ocean1]

can we advertise mr random? he might go to a nice home, sell him like an untrained puppy?

Go for it. Might get more interest ifn' you trained him first though...

[ManDownUnder]

can we advertise mr random? he might go to a nice home, sell him like an untrained puppy?

Naaa - mileage is too high...

[007XX]

can we advertise mr random? he might go to a nice home, sell him like an untrained puppy?

Naaaa...couldn't stand the pissing everywhere, and the chewing on the furniture...:dodge:

he's real cuddly thought i am told, and he loves having his head scratched...:laugh:

[jrandom]

Might get more interest ifn' you trained him first though...

fireball can train me whenever she likes...

:love:

[Mikkel]

Not saying.

She thought some of the questions were a huge joke though...

Aww, don't be a poor sport! :p


can we advertise mr random? he might go to a nice home, sell him like an untrained puppy?

Hmm, I'm pretty sure they haven't got a gimp section on trademe... yet!


fireball can train me whenever she likes...

:love:

See what I mean, time for a whip and a collar fireball! :whistle:

[fireball]

See what I mean, time for a whip and a collar fireball! :whistle:

god he needs more than that.....
ill need a professional to train him.......

"MDU WHERE ARE YOU???"

[MIXONE]

Good luck Steam, And it ain't true wot SM said about wedding cake neither :msn-wink:

Yes it is but it takes 2 years for the effects to become apparent.:crybaby:

[MIXONE]

, and he loves having his head scratched...:laugh:

I've yet to meet a male that doesn't.:devil2::msn-wink:

[007XX]

I've yet to meet a male that doesn't.:devil2::msn-wink:

Steel wool ok for ya then? :devil2:

[deanohit]

Steel wool ok for ya then? :devil2:
Never was a smilie so apt! :devil2: Thats evil even if it is a joke!









:lol:

[MIXONE]

Steel wool ok for ya then? :devil2:

Nope cause I aint got steel balls.:eek::sweatdrop:Playnice:

[MsKABC]

Yes it is but it takes 2 years for the effects to become apparent.:crybaby:

Oh well, lucky for my hubby, I didn't eat any of the cake at our wedding!:blip:

[fireball]

so where is steamy windows for an update?

[gijoe1313]

Lets hope Steam had managed to not put the lass off by being a stalker and done the "....guh....d'ya...gah...stammer urble gurgle gleep"

And oh yeah... this thread is useless without pics :oi-grr: When are we going to get a picture of her bike?

[deanohit]

And oh yeah... this thread is useless without pics :oi-grr: When are we going to get a picture of her bike?
:laugh: Classic man, but true!

[007XX]

Never was a smilie so apt! :devil2: Thats evil even if it is a joke! :lol:

Moi? :shit: C'mon you've met me...I am as innocent and sweet as anewborn lamb :D


Nope cause I aint got steel balls.:eek::sweatdrop:Playnice:

We weren't talking about your balls, if I recall correctly! :nya:


Ok, can Steam hurry the heck up and tell us what's happening...Or maybe he got lucky? :blip: :laugh:

[snuffles]

She may be a lesbian, she may be engaged, she may be married, she may be a hermaphrodite. I smile at alot of people. Doesnt mean I like them.....

so you mean when you smiled at me it was just the morphine.......bugger, now i need to find a new wet dream:Punk:

[Str8 Jacket]

so you mean when you smiled at me it was just the morphine.......bugger, now i need to find a new wet dream:Punk:

Could have been the NOS they gave me.... or the fluro vest that you were wearing! :blink:

[Street Gerbil]

...like they say on Digg.com, "photos or it did not happen"!

[Coyote]

Well, trust me - I've tried the acne thing as well. And yes, it sucks - but I think it's a good way to avoid vanity! :yes:

However, it became irrelevant when I realised I wanted a woman - not a girl - in my life. When you go looking for someone who places mind over matter then the acne thing really is a small thing!
I still have some vanity concerning the looks of bikes :whistle:

Acne is gone (bar the odd pimple, I am still a teenager) so that's of no concern now. Problem at my age is that they're still all girls (unless I chased after some hot mum), finding one that wasn't going to sleep around was the main objective, and I won! :D

[Coyote]

Moi? :shit: C'mon you've met me...I am as innocent and sweet as anewborn lamb :D

That's got to be nominated for the next KB quote of the year :laugh:

[Quartermile]

Well, I'd say go for it, all in etc.

cos at my age at least its hard to find a girl who isn't 'rollin round in a phat honda vtec slammed on 22" crommies' or isn't completely obsessed with absolutely everyone liking them 100% especially the mad gangsta repn his colours.

So yea, pretty much go for it

[Quartermile]

Oh crap he's 30, ok never mind :o

[Grub]

Since nobody has heard from Steam over the matter for a day it sounds as if he has met her and they are away doing the dirty. No time for the likes of us ... just look at all the wonderful advice we've given him in this thread! How could he miss

[Nagash]

Maybe she murdered him..?

[Buddha#81]

He might be still stalking her.:buggerd::girlfight::blink::mad::hug::drool:

[Skyryder]

I would just like to take a minute, To shout out a good old fashioned Kiwibiker "HELL YEAH" for taking someone's mild dream girl and turning her into a married lesbian hermaphrodite within 10 posts.

Yep she only got to log in find all talking about her. Love at first sight is a guy thing.............chicks don't seem to get aflicted.

Good luck to thread starter...................


Skyryder

[Jantar]

Ah, 11:00 am physics lectures at Otago. That's where I met the beautiful Zarina. :hug: And Margot :drool: and ..... Oh well they were all years ago.

Mmmmm, maybe its time I nipped into the lecture theater for a bit of a refresher next time I'm in dunedin. :devil2:

[Quartermile]

Since nobody has heard from Steam over the matter for a day it sounds as if he has met her and they are away doing the dirty. No time for the likes of us ... just look at all the wonderful advice we've given him in this thread! How could he miss

:niceone: Yeah, we're like a helpful, comforting support group.....


Maybe she murdered him..?


He might be still stalking her.:buggerd::girlfight::blink::mad::hug::drool:

:blink: With HUGE problems

[Insanity_rules]

Maybe she murdered him..?

Or did the Kathy Bates misery thing on poor Steam!!! Nah someone PM Steam and tell him to update this thread, we're all dying of suspense!

[Quartermile]

WTF, when are we gettin the update????

[Steam]

Good things take time. Ask those guys who make the cheese. They'll tell ya.

[Mom]

Good things take time. Ask those guys who make the cheese. They'll tell ya.

Nope, not on I am sorry! You start a thread like this, and get all these peeps on tenterhooks and then say "ask the cheese makers" or for the pedants among us "those guys who make the cheese" ?


So did ya talk to her? Did ya work the Steam charm? :blip:

Come on, spill the beans!

[Laava]

Today I met my dream girl.:love:
I saw her in a Physics lecture, crinkly brown hair, freckles, warm chestnut eyes, smile-lines from smiling too much, or being outdoors in the sun all day.
And doing physics, a brainy-type too.

She smiled at me as I walked by in my bike jacket, I smiled back, Hi.
I thought to myself "wow, wonder why that nice-looking girl smiled at me like that?"

Then as the lecture ended OH MY GOODNESS she put on her Dri-rider jacket, got out her helmet and PERFECTION! She's a biker too!
So I had to talk to her, and she even rides the same kind of bike as me!:love:

I'll give her a flyer to Off the Rails, and see if she wants to go for a ride some day.
Sorry Steam, this poem doesn't rhyme!:lol:

[Steam]

Nope, not on I am sorry! You start a thread like this, and get all these peeps on tenterhooks and then say "ask the cheese makers" or for the pedants among us "those guys who make the cheese" ?
So did ya talk to her? Did ya work the Steam charm? :blip:
Come on, spill the beans!
All right, all right!

Sat beside her in class yesterday, her name's Kim, she is friendly.
We chatted about what she's doing at uni, what I'm doing at uni, and where the best place is to park.
An encouraging sign is that she turned to look at me several times, even though she had to face directly away from the lecturer to do so. Hmm... maybe she was looking at someone behind me, maybe she was trying to memorise my ruggedly handsome features.

I will sit beside her next week again, and I will ask about how she got into biking, maybe on a farm? and how she likes her bike.

But there's also this cute Bulgarian exchange student studying maths who I met at the tramping club the other day... gorgeous accent.

[Quartermile]

All right, all right!

Sat beside her in class yesterday, her name's Kim, she is friendly.
We chatted about what she's doing at uni, what I'm doing at uni, and where the best place is to park.
An encouraging sign is that she turned to look at me several times, even though she had to face directly away from the lecturer to do so. Hmm... maybe she was looking at someone behind me, maybe she was trying to memorise my ruggedly handsome features.

I will sit beside her next week again, and I will ask about how she got into biking, maybe on a farm? and how she likes her bike.

But there's also this cute Bulgarian exchange student studying maths who I met at the tramping club the other day... gorgeous accent.

I'd stay with the one with the bike, although were prolly gunna need picys of both:D

[deanohit]

I'd stay with the one with the bike, although were prolly gunna need picys of both:D

+1, more chance of her sticking around as well. :yes:

[Rosie]

I'd stay with the one with the bike

+2
She rides a tall bike with a kickstart, she's gotta have nice legs :msn-wink:

[Mikkel]

But there's also this cute Bulgarian exchange student studying maths who I met at the tramping club the other day... gorgeous accent.

Eastern european chicks are pretty hot! Besides she might not hang around if you catch my drift - that's a ticket out, either of New Zealand or an awkward relationship...

Don't force any of the relationships - see what happens and then you can always focus later ;)
Unless you're smitten by one of them, in which case you should act NOW!

[Trudes]

Face it, you're just horney aren't you?!:laugh:

[325rocket]

I'd stay with the one with the bike, although were prolly gunna need picys of both:D

for sure ,,, that way when she joins kiwibiker we can show her this thread and all laugh at you :banana:

jk ...

[Livvy]

for sure ,,, that way when she joins kiwibiker we can show her this thread and all laugh at you :banana:

jk ...
You are so not joking.

We all know that if she gets an account she'll be referred here immediately.

[Blossom]

Oh good greif Steam... Stop being such a pussy. Just ask the girl out before she realises how much you love your bike.
Oh and to the poster with the wedding cake joke... you need to get out more, some of us 30 somethings have been married for 15+ years and still do it more often than you.

[Chickadee]

Oh good greif Steam... Stop being such a pussy. Just ask the girl out before she realises how much you love your bike.
Oh and to the poster with the wedding cake joke... you need to get out more, some of us 30 somethings have been married for 15+ years and still do it more often than you.

Stop being so wilty, time to ask if she'd like to catch a movie or dinner sometime! Jeez where's the sweeping in romance these days! Trust your gut (as well as other appendage/s).

She might meet someone more interesting between now and next class together - why not live a bit.

Good luck with the romance

[Conquiztador]

Steam dude. I really respect you on here. Honestly! You are enough "out there" to be an inspiration and your comments and threads are always some of the first ones I read. And if you ever come up HB way I would be honoured to sit down and share a JD or two (bottles that is) while exchanging experiences.

But when a chance is gone it is gone. And it will never come back.

Shit, the ONLY things I regret in my life are things I did not do.

Only you know the situation. But I would hate to read a thread from you in a few months with the heading "I was too slow. My heart is bleeding. Now she is with Harry."

Oh and that Bulgarian. Trust me, you do not want to go to Bulgaria and meet her family...

And re regrets: One of my biggest ones is that I never was together with a female who did ride bikes when younger. Don't do that mistake!!!

[Manxman]

All right, all right!

Sat beside her in class yesterday, her name's Kim, she is friendly.
We chatted about what she's doing at uni, what I'm doing at uni, and where the best place is to park.
An encouraging sign is that she turned to look at me several times, even though she had to face directly away from the lecturer to do so. Hmm... maybe she was looking at someone behind me, maybe she was trying to memorise my ruggedly handsome features.

I will sit beside her next week again, and I will ask about how she got into biking, maybe on a farm? and how she likes her bike.

But there's also this cute Bulgarian exchange student studying maths who I met at the tramping club the other day... gorgeous accent.

Good on ya mate, but don't get greedy, hehehe...:niceone:

Remember, wimmin are just like red buses, ie you wait like, for ever, for one then along come two at once...

[Mikkel]

Good things take time. Ask those guys who make the cheese. They'll tell ya.

That commercial is from Denmark originally - just so you know ;)

Ehrm - I mean, *BUMP*

:wari:

[Quartermile]

Wow, all this sort of fizzled out quite quickly didn't it.

[DMNTD]

All right, all right!

Sat beside her in class yesterday, her name's Kim, she is friendly.
We chatted about what she's doing at uni, what I'm doing at uni, and where the best place is to park.
An encouraging sign is that she turned to look at me several times, even though she had to face directly away from the lecturer to do so. Hmm... maybe she was looking at someone behind me, maybe she was trying to memorise my ruggedly handsome features.

I will sit beside her next week again, and I will ask about how she got into biking, maybe on a farm? and how she likes her bike.

But there's also this cute Bulgarian exchange student studying maths who I met at the tramping club the other day... gorgeous accent.

Mate...you're 30y/o!! Ask them both out!

[Steam]

Oh man, I thought this thread would get maybe 4 replies, but 141 replies later it still goes on! I didn't mean it to be so big, I was bored and wanted to post something, anything.

I'll ask the Bulgarian out for a coffee tomorrow at the river-crossing course, and I'll see Kim the biker in class on Monday, and see if she'd like to do the same.

Multiple coffee dates aren't a sin.

[DMNTD]

Multiple coffee dates aren't a sin.

No but what one can arrange during said coffee dates is where it's at ;)

[Conquiztador]

Oh man, I thought this thread would get maybe 4 replies, but 141 replies later it still goes on! I didn't mean it to be so big, I was bored and wanted to post something, anything.

I'll ask the Bulgarian out for a coffee tomorrow at the river-crossing course, and I'll see Kim the biker in class on Monday, and see if she'd like to do the same.

Multiple coffee dates aren't a sin.

I would have thought that it would be uncomfortable having them both at the same table. But hey, you know what you are doing. Perhaps you are more kinky then what I gave you credit for...

[Mikkel]

I would have thought that it would be uncomfortable having them both at the same table. But hey, you know what you are doing. Perhaps you are more kinky then what I gave you credit for...

You saying one of them is a she-male? :crayz:

Surely there's nothing kinky about two chicks. The average males wet dream...

[mv.senna]

No but what one can arrange during said coffee dates is where it's at ;)


....did someone say "coffee" :blip:

[Coyote]

She might meet someone she thinks is more interesting between now and next class together - why not live a bit.
Sheesh


Go for the chick with the accent. I regretted not asking the German chick in my English class out, or even just staying in contact. I got along with her really well, I was the only guy that actually conversed with her without dribbling, but I didn't want to get into anything that'd most likely end. But so what, most relationships tend to, doesn't mean you don't give each one a shot. Could've turned out good and I'd be in Germany now.

Though the current lass has eased that pain immensely.

[Livvy]

Sheesh


Go for the chick with the accent. I regretted not asking the German chick in my English class out, or even just staying in contact. I got along with her really well, I was the only guy that actually conversed with her without dribbling, but I didn't want to get into anything that'd most likely end. But so what, most relationships tend to, doesn't mean you don't give each one a shot. Could've turned out good and I'd be in Germany now.

Though the current lass has eased that pain immensely.
Yeah, Germany has the autobahns, I can understand why you'd be gutted about that... let's get what use we can out of them whilst we still can!

But he has a point, and good to hear you're taking them out on coffee dates Steam... Coffee dates are good for just getting to know people. As for if whoever-it-is (the she mentioned in Chickadee's quote in Coyote's post) potentially meeting someone more interesting between the next class, well that's how it goes, and unless you (or her) are the type to start dating after only seeing each other three times, then you'll just have to realise she was never going to be yours anyway.

But don't just choose the chick with the accent just because she's foreign!

Tsk Coyote. Let the man make his decision. :bleh:

[DMNTD]

....did someone say "coffee" :blip:

How YOU doin'? :devil2:

[Guitana]

You never know your luck Steam old chum, this Bulgarian chick might be batting for both teams, you know what they say about european girls!
So a double coffe date might be just the ticket! Just watch they dont dig each other too much, and leave you feeling alone, rejected and having to take the matter in hand!!!!!!
Ha ha ha go for it !

[Curious_AJ]

Today I met my dream girl.:love:
I saw her in a Physics lecture, crinkly brown hair, freckles, warm chestnut eyes, smile-lines from smiling too much, or being outdoors in the sun all day.
And doing physics, a brainy-type too.

She smiled at me as I walked by in my bike jacket, I smiled back, Hi.
I thought to myself "wow, wonder why that nice-looking girl smiled at me like that?"

Then as the lecture ended OH MY GOODNESS she put on her Dri-rider jacket, got out her helmet and PERFECTION! She's a biker too!
So I had to talk to her, and she even rides the same kind of bike as me!:love:

I'll give her a flyer to Off the Rails, and see if she wants to go for a ride some day.

oooooweeeeeoooooooh!

aww.. lol cute... good luck ^_^

[Capinure]

Good stuff ! now work on getting that "dream" out of the sentence :P

[inlinefour]

you know what they say about european girls! !

They like to get it in every way and I'm not talking about gender either...:buggerd:

[Indiana_Jones]

Did you hit that shit?!

-Indy

[icekiwi]

OH MY GOODNESS she put on her Dri-rider jacket, got out her helmet and PERFECTION!

Good luck dude....I see she already has some "protection"

[CB ARGH]

Can't wait to meet a hot biker chick... :banana:

[firefighter]

god damn
I thought you were going to tell us all about a new bike

what a let down

shit so did I!

[Steam]

Oh MAN, not this thread again. I have moved on to another hottie thanks, a french-speaking hippy-scholar-babe with small round spectacles, who lives in a shack nearby. Seriously, a shack. With a long-drop.

[alanzs]

Today I met my dream girl.:love:
I saw her in a Physics lecture, crinkly brown hair, freckles, warm chestnut eyes, smile-lines from smiling too much, or being outdoors in the sun all day.
And doing physics, a brainy-type too.

She smiled at me as I walked by in my bike jacket, I smiled back, Hi.
I thought to myself "wow, wonder why that nice-looking girl smiled at me like that?"

Then as the lecture ended OH MY GOODNESS she put on her Dri-rider jacket, got out her helmet and PERFECTION! She's a biker too!
So I had to talk to her, and she even rides the same kind of bike as me!:love:

I'll give her a flyer to Off the Rails, and see if she wants to go for a ride some day.

Sounds like a woody moment. A hot chick that rides. Dangerous stuff! :laugh:

[portokiwi]

Oh MAN, not this thread again. I have moved on to another hottie thanks, a french-speaking hippy-scholar-babe with small round spectacles, who lives in a shack nearby. Seriously, a shack. With a long-drop.

Ahh the Euro girls...... mind you if they have a paulse thats a good sign. (Better then the blow up ones;)
good luck mate.

[Mikkel]

Oh MAN, not this thread again. I have moved on to another hottie thanks, a french-speaking hippy-scholar-babe with small round spectacles, who lives in a shack nearby. Seriously, a shack. With a long-drop.

I hope for your sake she has discovered toilet paper :eek5:

[nodrog]

I hope for your sake she has discovered toilet paper :eek5:

and a razor and soap :shit:

[Al]

and that she is willing to root!:eek5:

[Coyote]

What was wrong with the previous gal?

[jrandom]

What was wrong with the previous gal?

She probably said 'no'.

[portokiwi]

yes what was wrong with the first girl.
She had a pulse...
She was real...
She had a bike...
She looked at you..
????????????????