Only in the South Island - Goat Sex

[Usarka]

North cantebury to be exact:

http://www.stuff.co.nz/4418379a12855.html

"Sergeant Lisa Goodson said the man admitted taking the goat to the back of the property, attempting to have sex with it before doing up his trousers, patting the goat and walking away. "He was contrite but said he was unable to stop the behaviour," said Goodson."

:eek5:

[scumdog]

Ah but that was because he was sensitive and didn't want to cause trouble stealing his sons pregnanat gitlfriend - unlike a certain North Island chappie mentioned on another thread on KB.....:eek5:

[Usarka]

She looked like a goat, but there is a difference.....!

[scumdog]

She looked like a goat, but there is a difference.....!


Yeah, a real goat can't leech of the public or get knocked-up in the first place...:rofl:

[Hitcher]

Which party complained to the Police?

[Usarka]

No doubt someone bleated.....

[scumdog]

Which party complained to the Police?

The person who was 'acting the goat':lol::lol::blink:

[Grub]

This is what they get for creating the Nanny State

[Hitcher]

Or for kidding around.

Or for bucking the system.

[Swoop]

Which party complained to the Police?
The goat.
The guy never called her, like he promised he would.

[nudemetalz]

How many kids does he need........

[fireball]

was her name baabraa? or naaanncy?

[doc]

Cmon guy's haven't you looked in to the eye's of a blonde goat, they have such long eyeleashes, its mesmersing.

it's only kinky the first time.

[Crasherfromwayback]

Cmon guy's haven't you looked in to the eye's of a blonde goat, they have such long eyeleashes, its mesmersing.

it's only kinky the first time.

I don't think he was looking at it 'head on' mate!

[doc]

I don't think he was looking at it 'head on' mate!

Thats the trouble with you sales people, no foreplay .

[Finn]

What ever you do, don't Google "goat fucking".

[nodrog]

What ever you do, don't Google "goat fucking".

LOL, i just had too.

p.s. check out the name of the website

http://www.easymidget.com/new/stories/0901_goatfuck.shtml

[chris]

He got the horn...

[Coldrider]

Goats can't complain, and take 'alf the house when they go.

[SVboy]

What a silly billy!

[Oakie]

Hmm. I knew a guy that got done for that a few years ago. He was also from a small Canterbury town. Lionel, are you up to your old tricks again?

[woodybee]

I don't think he was looking at it 'head on' mate! Dude, you should look into a cows eye's apart from the fact they go cross eyed looking at you as you get nearer to them, they have the most incredibly long eye lashes......................:rolleyes:

[Hitcher]

Dude, you should look into a cows eye's apart from the fact they go cross eyed looking at you as you get nearer to them, they have the most incredibly long eye lashes...

I don't believe for one moment you can see all that while you're fucking them.

[Grub]

Jeez, I hope it was a female goat, it would have been disgusting if he was queer

[woodybee]

I don't believe for one moment you can see all that while you're fucking them.
Mate I don't fuck as you put it, I mesmorise with my charm, whisper lovely chit chat into ears, caress until the screams are too much, before I release my inner wantingl to anyone....and I have to point out,,,,,, I am talking about Blokes here by the way, not cows.....!!!!!:rolleyes: But they do have incredibly long eyelashes.

In my previous occupation as a cop in the UK, I nicked someone for shagging a goat....and caught him with his trousers down and boy was that goat wearing a shocked expression on its face, still chewing a blade of grass at the time......
Yup I have seen some weird sights in my life pal!!!:confused:

[Bren]

Dude, you should look into a cows eye's apart from the fact they go cross eyed looking at you as you get nearer to them, they have the most incredibly long eye lashes......................:rolleyes:

especially the Jerseys eh...Bestiality is just udder nonsense

[heyjoe]

Did the guy think that no-one would see him out in the open like that? Who was he trying to kid?

[Skyryder]

He's got be an ugly munter................the goat turned him down.:wari:


Skyryder

[Swoop]

This was done on the edge of a cliff, wasn't it???

[Usarka]

Dude, you should look into a cows eye's apart from the fact they go cross eyed looking at you as you get nearer to them, they have the most incredibly long eye lashes......................:rolleyes:


I don't believe for one moment you can see all that while you're fucking them.

Depends if its a spit roast.....


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[Virago]

Goats are more horny than sheep...

[Livvy]

Goats are more horny than sheep...
Oh I dunno. I wouldn't want to ram the subject ewe know, but sheep are more traditional.

[scrivy]

Divvo or Kickaha, you'se fellas been driving down south again??
Ewe two are always acting the goat. Kidding around as per usual!!
Which one of you is taking the rap?? Come on Divvo - you can't pull the wool over everyones eyes!!

[sidecar bob]

I notice its in Rangiora, No doubt one of Kickaha's in-bred neighbours.

[scracha]

Can't believe nobody spotted this one.

http://www.stuff.co.nz/thepress/4418256a6009.html

Man admits attempt to have sex with goat - The Press - Get the latest local, national and world news from Christchurch's daily http://newspaperw.stuff.co.nz/thepress/4418256a6009.html

A North Canterbury man who tried to have sex with a goat told his counsel "animals could not talk" and he thought that if he used them for sexual gratification he would not get caught.

The 68-year-old man, who lives on a small lifestyle block in a rural township and has a history of serious offences, admitted a charge of attempting to commit bestiality with a goat when he appeared in the Rangiora District Court yesterday.

He was convicted by Judge Phillip Moran and remanded on bail until next month for a probation report and sentence.

Sergeant Lisa Goodson said the man admitted taking the goat to the back of the property, attempting to have sex with it before doing up his trousers, patting the goat and walking away. "He was contrite but said he was unable to stop the behaviour," said Goodson.

His counsel, Andrew McCormick, when urging the judge to continue the suppression of the man's name and the details of the offence, said protecting the public interest by publishing the man's name did not "weigh as heavily" as if the victim had been human.

"Any interest that the public have in this matter prior to sentencing must be one of curiosity," said McCormick.

The man had a history of serious offences and publication could affect the man's state of mind and that of his family.

"There is a serious need for intervention ... the chances of being able to engage with this man on a frank basis may well be compromised," said McCormick.

The judge said he would continue interim suppression of the man's name but was not prepared to grant a blanket suppression on the details of the case and its location.

[Steam]

Can't believe nobody spotted this one.


Can't believe you didn't do a search before typing that.

[scracha]

Can't believe you didn't do a search before typing that.

Weird.. "goat and sex" came up with nothing?

My bad.

I'd best install some security cameras for my 2 girlie goats though.