New French motorbike [Archive]

007XX

28th February 2008, 15:26

:rofl:

Can't be french though...the rider would already be on a plate, ready to be eaten! :lol:

ukbandit

28th February 2008, 15:57

:rofl:

Can't be french though...the rider would already be on a plate, ready to be eaten! :lol:

yeah, last time i asked the waiter if he had frogs legs?

he said no its just the way he walks! boom boom:crybaby:

007XX

28th February 2008, 16:07

yeah, last time i asked the waiter if he had frogs legs?

he said no its just the way he walks! boom boom:crybaby:

Guess what I got as an answer when I asked a female waitress if she had crabs...:laugh:

Ocean1

28th February 2008, 16:09

:rofl:

Can't be french though...the rider would already be on a plate, ready to be eaten! :lol:

Always with the sex angle eh? :rolleyes:

No FX

28th February 2008, 18:17

"Revvit Revvit"

No FX

28th February 2008, 18:19

Thats nice looking cHOPper

Paul in NZ

28th February 2008, 18:57

Toad ally awesum dude

ukbandit

28th February 2008, 20:41

Guess what I got as an answer when I asked a female waitress if she had crabs...:laugh:

answer. i dont know ask your old man!....:buggerd::buggerd:

lol.........................................i hope :whistle:

No FX

28th February 2008, 20:44

ri-Burt ri-Burt Munro---- The World's Fastest Amphibian

007XX

29th February 2008, 07:40

Always with the sex angle eh? :rolleyes:

Eeeerr no, I was actually just talking about us frenchies eating frogs...and nothing else! :confused:

Where was your mind at, hmmm? :spanking:

BIHB@0610

29th February 2008, 07:56

Always with the sex angle eh? :rolleyes:

Oceans have depths that we can but imagine ....... hehe. I was sure she was just talking about eating entire frogs!

Someone with a rural background's going to mention castration right about now .......

007XX

29th February 2008, 08:02

I was sure she was just talking about eating entire frogs!

Exactly!

Sheesh...ya can't win on here I tell ya! If I go all serious, I get clamours asking for the sex innuendos back, and if I do the sexual innuendos, I get the "sex angle again?"...

Fcuk it...I be what I be, if you don't like it, I can't help you! :nya:

BIHB@0610

29th February 2008, 08:07

If they're protesting they're probably among the most deviant of us all!!!

Yay for sexual innuendo :banana:.... although the frog really doesn't do it for me I'm afraid. Too reminiscent of overindulgence, sweat, and middle aged spread....

Ocean1

29th February 2008, 08:23

Exactly!

Sheesh...ya can't win on here I tell ya! If I go all serious, I get clamours asking for the sex innuendos back, and if I do the sexual innuendos, I get the "sex angle again?"...

Fcuk it...I be what I be, if you don't like it, I can't help you! :nya:

Was I complaining? :nya:

Yay for sexual innuendo :banana:.... although the frog really doesn't do it for me I'm afraid. Too reminiscent of overindulgence, sweat, and middle aged spread....

:Oi: that's all pure fast-twitch muscle fibre I'll have ya know.

It's just a funny shape.

007XX

29th February 2008, 08:42

Too reminiscent of overindulgence, sweat, and middle aged spread....

Eeewwww...my breakfast doesn't taste so nice anymore...

Was I complaining? :nya:

Nah, I know you luf me...:hug:

BIHB@0610

29th February 2008, 08:43

Funny shapes can be fun .... they get right into some interesting places. Oh God and they twitch fast too????

I'm re-evaluating my position with respect to frogs. I've already developed a fondness for rabbits ......

sidecar bob

29th February 2008, 08:51

steveb64

29th February 2008, 15:53

Speaking of sexual innuendo, check the link. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rabbit_vibrator

From the above link: "Rabbit Vibrators can also be used for anal stimulation, and can therefore be used by men as well."

...is there something you're trying to tell us there Bob? :eek:

scrivy

29th February 2008, 18:32

Speaking of sexual innuendo, check the link. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rabbit_vibrator

F@rk me!!
It also states further down.......and are also handy for women who tend to ejaculate copiously :shit:

Never heard of this Bob!! Ever encountered that bizarre shite???? :shifty:

deanohit

29th February 2008, 18:40

F@rk me!!
It also states further down.......and are also handy for women who tend to ejaculate copiously :shit:

Never heard of this Bob!! Ever encountered that bizarre shite???? :shifty:
Wonder what he was doing at Wikipedia looking for Rabbit Vibraters aye?

sidecar bob

29th February 2008, 19:27

Wonder what he was doing at Wikipedia looking for Rabbit Vibraters aye?

Check back a bit there deano, i suspected planna of sexual innuendo & sure enough, Bingo, we have a match!!

Holy crap scrivy, you wernt shitting me, I never heard of that dodgy shit before!!

Quote direct from Wikipidia,

Waterproof designs allows using the toys to be used in or out of the water and are also handy for women who tend to ejaculate copiously (getting water in the workings tends to destroy the motor and/or electrical components, causing the untimely demise of the toy).

scrivy

1st March 2008, 07:33

Waterproof designs allows using the toys to be used in or out of the water and are also handy for women who tend to ejaculate copiously (getting water in the workings tends to destroy the motor and/or electrical components, causing the untimely demise of the toy).

Imagine what carnage you'd have on ya sheets!!! You'd need to have a mattress protector!!