Jim's Religious Ravings. [Archive]

James Deuce

29th February 2008, 09:19

Str8 Jacket

29th February 2008, 09:24

Hehe love it! :D

This: http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/member.php?u=2925 has been my profile picture for God know's how long now!

vifferman

29th February 2008, 09:30

Thanx for the laugh (well... in my case, the smile), Jim. :niceone:

Steam

29th February 2008, 09:31

A sniper Jesus would be great, we'd have direct evidence of the existence of God, all the bad people would be dead, and things would be crystal clear.

MisterD

29th February 2008, 09:35

That's the problem with the younger generation. I bet the old Gods are muttering about this...."Huh, in my day we made do with thunderbolts..."

Steam

29th February 2008, 09:45

. I bet the old Gods are muttering about this...."Huh, in my day we made do with thunderbolts..."

There is NO WAY I would mess with a god who had thunderbolts. They beat a sniper rifle I'm afraid.
Jesus 0, Pagan gods 1.
http://cseserv.engr.scu.edu/StudentWebPages/IPesic/ResearchPaper_files/image034.jpg

http://www.theodoresworld.net/pics/0107/A_10_ThunderboltImage3.jpg

MisterD

29th February 2008, 09:50

Boom, and indeed TISH!

On the subject of devine waponry, we have to have this:

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Coyote

29th February 2008, 09:53

Hallelujah!

James Deuce

29th February 2008, 09:54

I prefer these Thunderbolts.

Nothing like old school vengeance to keep the church-goers in line.

<img src=http://home.att.net/~historyzone/p-47d-27-re.JPG>

MisterD

29th February 2008, 09:59

Yay! Another plane-spotter thead...

James Deuce

29th February 2008, 10:05

Plane-spotting is serious religion!

Jantar

29th February 2008, 10:15

Plane-spotting is serious religion!

Amen !!!!! ....

James Deuce

29th February 2008, 10:29

Mikkel

29th February 2008, 12:29

That's a pretty fucking big sniper rifle that!

I thought the A-10s were called Warthogs - but I guess that is not quite as aweinspiring!

James Deuce

29th February 2008, 12:34

That's a pretty fucking big sniper rifle that!

I thought the A-10s were called Warthogs - but I guess that is not quite as aweinspiring!
Warthog is a Colloquialism. Their "official" appellation is "Thunderbolt II".

James Deuce

29th February 2008, 12:36

James Deuce

29th February 2008, 12:46

yod

29th February 2008, 12:52

go jim

these religious fockers need some serious faecesiousness every now and then

no, i haven't misspelt

facetiousness is a real word = sarcasm
faecesiousness is a yod word = to give absolute shite in complete apathy

Mikkel

29th February 2008, 13:23

Warthog is a Colloquialism. Their "official" appellation is "Thunderbolt II".

And the one you posted was the Thunderbolt (I) I take it then?

Nice posters btw.

"If atheism is a religion - then bald is a hair colour!" :yes:

MisterD

29th February 2008, 13:51

...and some more,

Mikkel

29th February 2008, 14:52

I like the pisstake they do in the states to the ID people:

http://8minutes.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/jesus-fish-bg.jpg
==========>
http://www.helsinki.fi/~ssyreeni/atheist/pictures/atheism4
Just draw a pair of legs.

Sully60

29th February 2008, 15:26

I prefer these Thunderbolts.

Nothing like old school vengeance to keep the church-goers in line.

So is this thread is about religious counter insurgency? I'm confused, but I love the Thunderbolt pics both old an new.:niceone:

Swoop

29th February 2008, 21:11

There is NO WAY I would mess with a god who had thunderbolts.
So, George W. Bush is "god"?
An interesting theory.

I like the pisstake they do in the states to the ID people

Fatjim

1st March 2008, 10:35

Je there are some clever people around.

Coyote

1st March 2008, 10:43

Many physicists don't discredit the creation of the universe being 'intelligent design'. Just if someone created the universe, they haven't done anything since.

Whether religion is real or not, I just hope I don't get sent to hell for the music I listen too. Or I might enjoy it like the Metallers in Little Nicky :p

Steam

1st March 2008, 10:58

Many physicists don't discredit the creation of the universe being 'intelligent design'. Just if someone created the universe, they haven't done anything since.

This may not be relevant, but the profession with the lowest number of Christians in it is physics.
No reference sorry, but I did read it somewhere on some science site. New Scientist maybe?

Coyote

1st March 2008, 11:11

This may not be relevant, but the profession with the lowest number of Christians in it is physics.
No reference sorry, but I did read it somewhere on some science site. New Scientist maybe?
I had no references either other than watching Discovery Channel and National Geographic. The dudes on there don't ironically preach "religion is a lie!!!" but they just admit that they don't know.

Atheism requires the same amount of faith and belief as any other religion.

James Deuce

1st March 2008, 11:23

Sigh.

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Hitcher

1st March 2008, 15:38

I had no references either other than watching Discovery Channel and National Geographic. The dudes on there don't ironically preach "religion is a lie!!!" but they just admit that they don't know.

Atheism requires the same amount of faith and belief as any other religion.

Be warned that there is a thread devoted for the *discussion* of things *religious*. The curmudgeons that lurk in there may ask that newbies start reading at post #1 in that thread before adding post #7601 at the other. There is an exam for any offenders.

This new thread is of a light-hearted nature. Any *heavy* contributions will be moved to the repository described above.

Kickaha

1st March 2008, 16:25

I prefer these Thunderbolts.

The Jug:Punk:

Swoop

2nd March 2008, 15:31

The Jug:Punk:
Mk1 & Mk2...?

Coyote

2nd March 2008, 19:00

Be warned that there is a thread devoted for the *discussion* of things *religious*. The curmudgeons that lurk in there may ask that newbies start reading at post #1 in that thread before adding post #7601 at the other. There is an exam for any offenders.

This new thread is of a light-hearted nature. Any *heavy* contributions will be moved to the repository described above.
Preach it bruddah! :bleh:

Storm

2nd March 2008, 21:13

Hey, lets not be old fashioned and get all hung up on depressing thought.
Move with the times

James Deuce

2nd April 2008, 14:42

MisterD

2nd April 2008, 15:01

http://friendlyatheist.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/lightning_rod.jpg

gunnyrob

2nd April 2008, 15:15

OOh Jim! That blasphemy poster is funnier that hell.:2thumbsup

MisterD

29th April 2008, 10:21

More more more!

Weaver

2nd May 2008, 11:55

More more more!

Do you think merc made that for him? Or did some chop shop do the mods?

Shagz

8th May 2008, 14:18

Things seem a little one sided in this topic, time to even things out.

Atheism: When you can't be bothered choosing a god.

Atheism: May as well kill yourself now since you can't appreciate life experiences when you're dead.

Atheism: Your ticket to mock religions you don't understand and never will.

Atheism: Because saying you are logical and have reasoning, and that theists aren't, is a valid argument.

Atheism: Acting like the group being persecuted more than any other religious group, has never been so much fun.

Atheism: Because not being held accountable for your beliefs is awesome.

Faith: Get ready to be blamed for things people who weren't even alive in this century have done.

And my favourite -

Fallibilism: Everyone is wrong ... including yourself.

James Deuce

8th May 2008, 14:24

God Botherers have their own thread.

Go and discuss your imaginary friends there please.

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=3026&highlight=Religious+Ravings

Str8 Jacket

8th May 2008, 14:28

God Botherers have their own thread.

Go and discuss your imaginary friends there please.

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=3026&highlight=Religious+Ravings

You go girlfriend!! *high five*

Shagz

8th May 2008, 14:32

Str8 Jacket

8th May 2008, 14:49

But I was making fun like you guys.

Damn, can't mess around here, double standards FTL.

Im sorry, you're just not one of the cool kids. Pity your not FTL..... :nya:

James Deuce

8th May 2008, 14:54

But I was making fun like you guys.

Damn, can't mess around here, double standards FTL.

Start your own thread then.

Shagz

8th May 2008, 15:10

Im sorry, you're just not one of the cool kids.

So to be cool I have to degrade people?

Start your own thread then.

But my post was relevant to your thread.

Man, I hope the rest of the motorbike community isn't as cliquey and ostracising as you guys.

Farewell

P.S. inb4reverseparthianshot

James Deuce

8th May 2008, 15:11

So to be cool I have to degrade people?

But my post was relevant to your thread.

Man, I hope the rest of the motorbike community isn't as cliquey and ostracising as you guys.

Farewell

P.S. inb4reverseparthianshot
See? Can't say ANYTHING to a God Botherer without them wanting to start a war.

Str8 Jacket

8th May 2008, 15:14

Man, I hope the rest of the motorbike community isn't as cliquey and ostracising as you guys.

Well when you get yourself a bike then I guess you'll find out.... :shake:

For now, I suggest you take the BLUE pill.....

Virago

8th May 2008, 15:17

...Man, I hope the rest of the motorbike community isn't as cliquey and ostracising as you guys.

Farewell...

A well balanced motorcyclist has a chip on both shoulders. You're only halfway there...:wari:

Stay close, young Grasshopper. You will soon learn the ways of the force...

HenryDorsetCase

8th May 2008, 15:35

HenryDorsetCase

8th May 2008, 15:37

See? Can't say ANYTHING to a God Botherer without them wanting to start a war.

Lets start a war

A nuclear war

AT THE GAY BAR, GAY BAR BAY BAR.

no idea what I'm talking about?

check this youtube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCZvYXwBlkk) out

Hitcher

8th May 2008, 15:42

But I was making fun like you guys.

Damn, can't mess around here, double standards FTL.

Said Mr One-Post-Instant-Expert.

Shagz

8th May 2008, 15:54

See? Can't say ANYTHING to a God Botherer without them wanting to start a war.

Lol, I'm religious now? In order for me to make a joke about Atheism I have to be a theist?

Said Mr One-Post-Instant-Expert.

I wouldn't think being an expert would be directly correlated with amount of posts. Lurkers would like to have a word with you ... if they actually posted.

Usarka

8th May 2008, 16:08

Lol, I'm religious now? In order for me to make a joke about Atheism I have to be a theist?

Are you religious?

Before posting in threads about religion, ask yourself:

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/NoGodNoMaster/WWCD.png

Virago

8th May 2008, 16:21

Ah, what a friend we have in cheeses.

Str8 Jacket

8th May 2008, 16:23

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/128292588561683750puturmoneein.jpg

mstriumph

8th May 2008, 17:02

.............amazing. If a god really wanted to present itself to the world I doubt it would create a food item to represent itself.

....... or a human being ..........:innocent:

James Deuce

8th May 2008, 17:47

But I guess this quote sums things up, "Most theists are quite smart, it's just that the dumb ones are the loudest."
This thread was a light hearted pisstake until you peed all over it.

1. Get a bike or go away.

2. Go form a nice religious riding group. You can all have fun with your reflective vests and perfectly religious observance of the road rules, no matter how unlikely that is for any Kiwi rider or driver.

3. Every time I tentatively dip my toe in the KB water, I get reminded IMMEDIATELY why it's a toxic shithole.

Big Dave

8th May 2008, 18:38

Everyone believes something. I believe........I'll have a Jack Daniels and Dry.

Hitcher

8th May 2008, 20:56

As Jim2 said, this was intended to be a light-hearted thread.

Some posts have been moved to http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=3026 where a more heavyweight discussion of a religious nature has been known to happen.

Maha

8th May 2008, 21:00

3. Every time I tentatively dip my toe in the KB water, I get reminded IMMEDIATELY why it's a toxic shithole.

Yeah but.............Jesus loves you!....:headbang:

Usarka

9th May 2008, 09:10

http://insearchoftheweird.com/photos/bikers.jpg

Mikkel

9th May 2008, 09:57

But I was making fun like you guys.

Damn, can't mess around here, double standards FTL.

I thought it was funny enough... Any extremism needs to have the piss taken out of it.

Double standards - well, you'll find that just about anywhere. Better to pretend not noticing it :yes:

FTL - I'm sorry we haven't got the technology yet. (And according to a religious authority on the subject we are not ever likely to get it.)

Lets start a war

A nuclear war

AT THE GAY BAR, GAY BAR BAY BAR.

no idea what I'm talking about?

check this youtube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCZvYXwBlkk) out

Bloody excellent song! I like the LSD version better though:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tw7EJ_mTmdM