Calling all bullshit artists!

[Str8 Jacket]

Seeing as there are quite a few of us on KB I was hoping that ya'll may be able to help me out here....
I need a good excuse to have a morning off work but somehow still get paid for it with annual leave sometime next week. Ive only been at my job for about 5 months so cant actually apply for leave. Anyway Im going to a job interview but cant really tell them that! Ive been racking my brains trying to think of something but cant. I was hoping you lot might be able to help. Pretty please!

[Finn]

Are you a Maori?

[Str8 Jacket]

Are you a Maori?

LMAO! Well yeah partly....

[Finn]

LMAO! Well yeah partly....

That's enough. Just say an Uncle died and you have to attend the (what's it called? Tonguey) Fuck, have the entire week off. Nobody will dare question you and you'll get paid for it.

[enigma51]

You ladies have a monthly excuse or are you too old to use that one

[Str8 Jacket]

That's enough. Just say an Uncle died and you have to attend the (what's it called?) Fuck, have the entire week off. Nobody will dare question you and you'll get paid for it.

Tangi .... Nah, ive only just been at this job for 5 months and it sucks which is why I am looking for another. Not eligable for leave of any kind and dont really wanna ask for "anticipated" leave cause Im really gonna try my hardest to get this new job and leave before id even have been entitled for it!

[Lteejay]

Will sick leave not do?

Edit - read all the way up to the last post...ooops.

My suggestion would be to say you have an appointment at the bank/or whereever and ask work if you can do some extra hours before the day, so you can have the time off when you need.

[Str8 Jacket]

You ladies have a monthly excuse or are you too old to use that one

IM not to old but I definately aint no lady!


Will sick leave not do?

I have not been at this job long enough to be eligable for sick leave :(

[scumdog]

I know a good excuse but your boss said not to tell you it...

[Lteejay]

My suggestion would be to say you have an appointment at the bank/or whereever and ask work if you can do some extra hours before that day, so you can have the time off when you need. You will still be doing the same amount of work.

[enigma51]

IM not to old but I definately aint no lady!



I have not been at this job long enough to be eligable for sick leave :(


So unless you went to tailand for a small op you still qualify for the same "problem"

[Stickchick]

I thought that with Annual Leave you can take whenever you like as long as you have accumulated enough to cover what you are after? Maybe my contract is a good one if this is not the case for you. Sick leave I know you aren't entitled to until you have been in your place of employment for over 6 months.

[Lteejay]

Are you sure you dont have any annual leave. Most people start accruing leave from the moment they start work. Usually companies state that you must be at work for 1 yr before you are eligible, but that just means if you have been there for 6mths you have still accrued 6mths worth of leave e.g half the yearly amount. Most companies allow you to take accrued leave.

[Str8 Jacket]

I thought that with Annual Leave you can take whenever you like as long as you have accumulated enough to cover what you are after? Maybe my contract is a good one if this is not the case for you. Sick leave I know you aren't entitled to until you have been in your place of employment for over 6 months.

Yeah I can but I had two annual leave day's last week and after Xmas that was all I had owing. That's why I only want 4 hours, that way if they wont pay me then sweet it wont kill me....

Anyway I need some excuses people!!! Not to elaborate, but kinda, if ya know what I mean.... :yes:

[Nasty]

opps ... just saw you latest post .... I am terrible at excuses ... but you can always try the going for a pap smear one ... ;)

[Trudes]

You have a flood at home and need to wait for the plummer, should be in after lunch (or whenever)

[Str8 Jacket]

OK people, I really need excuses cause as of last pay I had 1.5 hours of annual leave owing. I have used all day's that I had accrued already! :(

[Str8 Jacket]

You have a flood at home and need to wait for the plummer, should be in after lunch (or whenever)

Now THAT'S what im talking about!

[YellowDog]

Just push the fire alarm button at the time you want to leave!

You'll be too traumatised to get back to work straight away.

- Never fails.

Hey, maybe that's what lost me my job :-o

[Trudes]

Your cat is bleeding from the ears and you have to take her to the vet, shouldn't take too long.....

[Stirts]

If it is all the same to you, I won't be coming in to work this morning. The voices told me to clean all the guns today.

Can't come in today, the springs on the garage door broke and I can't get the bike out cause the door won't open.

My dog is having puppies and I need to help her.

I am sick with the Lack. Lack of ambition.

I'm sorry I was late, I forgot to look at my watch!!!

[Str8 Jacket]

Your cat is bleeding from the ears and you have to take her to the vet, shouldn't take too long.....

You've done this before havent you! I like this one to! Maybe my cat started bleeding after Malcolm flooded teh laundry.....

[nodrog]

police have caught your stalker and you need to go down to the police station to ID him.

[fireball]

just claim mental health day,
or ill come work for you :lol:

[Trudes]

You've done this before havent you! I like this one to! Maybe my cat started bleeding after Malcolm flooded teh laundry.....

Yes.... that and I'm full of shit.

[RantyDave]

Not wishing to appear like a radical, but how about "I have a job interview".

Oh, silly me, assuming a rational workplace once again.

Dave

[Str8 Jacket]

Not wishing to appear like a radical, but how about "I have a job interview".

Oh, silly me, assuming a rational workplace once again.

Dave

lol, remember were talking about *my* place of work. Anyway. Id much rather "spring" it on them and give them a taste of their own medicine! ;)

[enigma51]

If you have a male for a boss you just say you have female thingy's to deal with trust me we dont want to know

[Pwalo]

Just tell them you have a dentist's appointment (or a doctors). I'm pretty sure that you are entitled to take time off for such occurences.

Of course you would be telling a porky, which is morally reprehensible.

[007XX]

You have a flood at home and need to wait for the plummer, should be in after lunch (or whenever)

I like that one...similarly, "Some kid in the neighborhood threw a stone at one of my windows, and I need to have it replaced as the house wouldn't be secure otherwise".

Bear in mind, this is the sort of thing that needs to be said with assurance: practice in front of the mirror, and get yourself angry about it as if it had really happened: it will show in your voice and your boss will not dare refuse you the time off. :niceone:

[ManDownUnder]

A broken window just as you were shutting the front door! The glazier is on his way and the house security is a worry.

[Sully60]

When I saw you yesterday Hel's I was sure you looked like you were coming down with a case of anal glaucoma.

I was sure you wouldn't be able see your arse coming into work today!

[007XX]

A broken window just as you were shutting the front door! The glazier is on his way and the house security is a worry.

:girlfight: Bugger off, I already said that...well, kinda! :bleh:

[Str8 Jacket]

When I saw you yesterday Hel's I was sure you looked like you were coming down with a case of anal glaucoma.

I was sure you wouldn't be able see your arse coming into work today!

Is that a flash term for constipation? Do you think it'll happen again next Tues morn?...

[Str8 Jacket]

:girlfight: Bugger off, I already said that...well, kinda! :bleh:

For goodness sake you two, dont make me seperate you both!

So far im liking the flooding and broken window suggestions.... I am wondering how I couldnt come up with that myself though! I knew you lot could help me out! ;)

[Sully60]

Is that a flash term for constipation? Do you think it'll happen again next Tues morn?...


I might have to give you a Doctors Certificate for that one.

Do you'll think they'll accept one from Dr 60, B.D. (Bucket Doctor) from NWMSBF Clinic?

Anal Glaucoma is a serious illness, the loss of productivity on Monday mornings is costing this country millions, as you work for a govt dept you could earn yourself serious brownie points by bringing this terrible affliction to your employers attention.;)

[Str8 Jacket]

I might have to give you a Doctors Certificate for that one.

Do you'll think they'll accept one from Dr 60, B.D. (Bucket Doctor) from NWMSBF Clinic?

Anal Glaucoma is a serious illness, the loss of productivity on Monday mornings is costing this country millions, as you work for a govt dept you could earn yourself serious brownie points by bringing this terrible affliction to your employers attention.;)

LMFAO! Actually funny you say that.. I left the Min of Justice after 5 years and am currently working for a private company but im going for an interview with a different Govt Dept on Tues so I'll be sure to warn them of this illness. Can I give your name as the specialist who deals with this sickness?

[007XX]

For goodness sake you two, dont make me seperate you both!

Yes, Ma'am! but he started it...plagiarist!


So far im liking the flooding and broken window suggestions.... I am wondering how I couldnt come up with that myself though! I knew you lot could help me out! ;)

Oh you are most welcome...never hesitate to ask :D

[Hitcher]

Pick one of these...


I won't be in today. I'm still drunk from last night.

My car ran out of gas on the way to work. I was pushing it to a gas station and I got a stomach hernia and I have to go to the doctors.

I have a bit of a problem. I got the end of a cue-tip stuck in my ear and have to go to the doctors to get it out.

I can't come to work today because the city is paving my street and I can't get out.

I am sorry but I will be unable to come in to work today. My agoraphobia (fear of leaving the house) is kicking in and I am afraid to drive today.

Can't come in today, the springs on the garage door broke and I can't get the car out cause the door won't open.

Sorry Boss I can't come into work today...my spirit guide says work is for losers!

There has been an urgent family emergency, which I can't talk about lest I endanger any innocent bystanders.

I can't come into work today because of eye trouble.... I can't see working today.

I can't come in to work today because I'll be stalking my previous boss, who fired me for not showing up for work. OK?

My mother-in-law has come back as one of the Undead and we must track her to her coffin to drive a stake through her heart and give her eternal peace. One day should do it.

I can't come to work today because DOC has determined that my house is completely surrounded by wetlands and I have to arrange for helicopter transportation.

I am converting my calendar from Julian to Gregorian.

I am extremely sensitive to a rise in the interest rates.

If it is all the same to you I won't be coming in to work. The voices told me to clean all the guns today.

My stigmata's acting up.

I have a rare case of 48-hour projectile leprosy, but I know we have that deadline to meet...

Yes, I seem to have contracted some attention-deficit disorder and, hey, how about them Hurricanes, huh? So, I won't be able to, yes, could I help you? No, no, I'll be sticking with Contact Energy, but thank you for calling.

Constipation has made me a walking time bomb.

The psychiatrist said it was an excellent session. He even gave me this jaw restraint so I won't bite things when I am startled.

The dog ate my car keys. We're going to hitchhike to the vet.

I prefer to remain an enigma.

I set half the clocks in my house ahead an hour and the other half back an hour Saturday and spent 18 hours in some kind of space-time continuum loop, reliving Sunday (right up until the explosion). I was able to exit the loop only by reversing the polarity of the power source exactly elog (pi) on all the clocks in the house while simultaneously rapping my dog on the snout with a rolled up Times. Accordingly, I will be in late, or early.

Yes, I seem to have contracted some attention-deficit disorder and, hey, how about them Crusaders, huh? So I won't be able to, yes, could I help you? No, no, I'll be sticking with Meridian Energy, but thank you for calling.

I just found out that I was switched at birth. Legally, I shouldn't come to work, knowing my employee records may now contain false information.

[Str8 Jacket]

Hmmmmm, who the 'eck changed my thread title HMMMMMM?! I didnt ask for it to be changed...... I'd like your excuse please..... :Police:

[Macktheknife]

I can't come into work today/this morning, and if you make me tell you why I will call my lawyer and sue you for sexual harrassment.

Or you could just apply for LWOP, leave without pay, you are not really required to disclose the reason if it is personal.

[Jimmy B]

Give em a call, say you had deadlocks recently fitted and you have inadvertently locked yourself in.

[Disco Dan]

Take a Mental Health Day.

Say your having a bit of a 'breakdown' ..your depressed or stressed. Play some weird 'fairy' music in the background during the 'call'.

Some employers require you to be there for 6 months before allowing you to take leave - mental health days can be taken on your first day of work if you really wanted too.

[Conquiztador]

U want to take 1/2 day off to go for another job.
And you want your current employer to pay for it.
You have not been in the current job for 6 months so you are not entitled to sick days.
You have already used your accrured holidays and only have a couple of hours owing.
You do not have the imagination to figure out an excuse to tell your current employer.

What a catch...:laugh:

[Teflon]

Tell them your partner has a dentist appointment, and he/she will be to fucked up to drive home..

[Mikkel]

OK people, I really need excuses cause as of last pay I had 1.5 hours of annual leave owing. I have used all day's that I had accrued already! :(

That's unfortunate eh?


Not wishing to appear like a radical, but how about "I have a job interview".

Oh, silly me, assuming a rational workplace once again.

Dave

Yeah, it seems that truth is generally frowned upon these days...


lol, remember were talking about *my* place of work. Anyway. Id much rather "spring" it on them and give them a taste of their own medicine! ;)

Yeah, you want to move somewhere better - good way to start out by being deceptive to your current employer :yes:


U want to take 1/2 day off to go for another job.
And you want your current employer to pay for it.
You have not been in the current job for 6 months so you are not entitled to sick days.
You have already used your accrured holidays and only have a couple of hours owing.
You do not have the imagination to figure out an excuse to tell your current employer.

What a catch...:laugh:

+1 - HTFU and say you won't be coming to work until XX am/pm on that or that day. When asked for a reason you can say that you're going to a job interview or that you're not going to answer that question.

[Str8 Jacket]

Waah! You guy's are being so mean. Stop it! :crybaby:

Seriously though, it was a bit of fun. Im not stupid but my current employer has treated me like shit since I started and now there is no work coming in so I am going to leave before I *have* to. I am a Team Leader and I start 1 hour before everyone else so I need to make sure that I have a good excuse before getting a director in to work early! I had a few excuses lined up but I am not a very good liar so I was just seeing if anyone had any good excuses just lieing around that I could use cause there is no way in hell I could get away with saying that I am going for a job interview. I work for a small company and they already make my life hell.

As for HTFU, say it to my face and then see what happens OR just STFU ;)

[Blossom]

Although I am a fan of the truth in these situations (what if the interviewer wants to ring your current boss for referals?) and think perhaps just asking for 4hrs off without pay might be the best plan. (why 4hrs? is the interview quite far away?)
In any case the best bet is the:
"This morning I discovered my hot water cylinder was leaking and I am trying to clean it up whilst I wait for the plumber, Be in as soon as I can" routine.
Good luck.

[Str8 Jacket]

Although I am a fan of the truth in these situations (what if the interviewer wants to ring your current boss for referals?) and think perhaps just asking for 4hrs off without pay might be the best plan. (why 4hrs? is the interview quite far away?)
In any case the best bet is the:
"This morning I discovered my hot water cylinder was leaking and I am trying to clean it up whilst I wait for the plumber, Be in as soon as I can" routine.
Good luck.

Its OK, I was joking about the pay thing. I just want 4 hours off!!
As for the references I am sweet. I have 4 from all my previous jobs. I will explain to the new company that I have only been there a short time and dont want them to know I am looking..... Not worried about that at all.

[ElCoyote]

What a pathetic load of excuses, it's quite obvious Aliens abducted you. Hmmmph there are some sirry iriots here. :headbang:

[Str8 Jacket]

What a pathetic load of excuses, it's quite obvious Aliens abducted you. Hmmmph there are some sirry iriots here. :headbang:

Ha! Aliens eh! Last week when we had a powercut and flames started bursting outta the footpath by work I told them all it was aliens..... I told them that they would be back. Mwahahahahahahaha!

[BIHB@0610]

oooh no, don't go with the alien one, geez. Imagine the detail you'd have to make up about anal probes and harvesting of your ovarian tissue ......

[Str8 Jacket]

oooh no, don't go with the alien one, geez. Imagine the detail you'd have to make up about anal probes and harvesting of your ovarian tissue ......

Maybe it'll be to traumatic for me to talk about! :pinch:

[BIHB@0610]

Hey, you're good ....... and it was so traumatic that ACC's funding three hours a week at psychotherapy for the next six months ...........

Seriously though, good luck for the job interview! Central government rocks. Shhhh - who said that!?!?:dodge:

[merv]

Finn was onto it, the tangihana leave thing. OK you don't know anyone that died, so just look up the death notices and pick a funeral on that day that has a person that sounds easily like it could be one of your dearest rellies (in your boss's eyes that is). Then say I'm sorry I've got to go to .........'s funeral but I'll do my best to back just as quick as I can even though it could be a bit traumatic for me having been so close to this person. Make it sound like you are going out of your way to do your best for the boss.

So its really 5 months since I saw you in town just after your last interview when you were looking so happy about it!

[Mole_C]

Tell them you're getting a boob job :niceone:

[jrandom]

I'm tired, and I haven't had any dinner yet.

I'd therefore like you all to imagine that this post is a vicious tirade against all time-wasting socialists bleeding our economy dry and contributing to the pathetic downfall of what used to be a country full of hard-working cunts who'd rather starve than steal or lie, because, frankly, I can't be arsed writing one.

This is the way the world ends; not with a bang but a whimper.

Thank you. As you were.

[steveb64]

Its OK, I was joking about the pay thing. I just want 4 hours off!!
As for the references I am sweet. I have 4 from all my previous jobs. I will explain to the new company that I have only been there a short time and dont want them to know I am looking..... Not worried about that at all.

Can you get the interview time changed? Having been in similar situations (not wanting current employer to know I'm looking for an exit strategy), most employers (the decent ones at least) will work around current employers restrictions... and will slot you in either early (not good for job interviews), or last thing - which is the best (from an HR point of view), as the last person interviewed is often the one who sticks in the interview panels minds the most...

[Str8 Jacket]

I'd therefore like you all to imagine that this post is a vicious tirade against all time-wasting socialists bleeding our economy dry and contributing to the pathetic downfall of what used to be a country full of hard-working cunts who'd rather starve than steal or lie, because, frankly, I can't be arsed writing one.

Well..... Im actually looking for a new job because I cannot handle having NOTHING to do all day. Literally! I have a team who are slowly leaving cause their has been NO work since the beginning of the year and I am not joking! I am sick to death of sitting at work with nothing to do so I am looking for a job where I will be busy and actually earn my wages!

[jrandom]

I am sick to death of sitting at work with nothing to do so I am looking for a job where I will be busy and actually earn my wages!

Fair call.

I would recommend fronting up to your employer and telling them that. NZ employment law gives you enormous leeway, you know. They can't just fire you because you're dissatisfied.

In terms of the leave for your job interview, I would suggest taking an unpaid half-day off and providing an honest explanation of why you're doing it. The self-respect you'll gain will be worth every cent of the lost income.

For that matter, an employee being willing to lose a half-day's wages so that she can pursue other work could be just the wakeup call your employer needs.

[Str8 Jacket]

Fair call.

I would recommend fronting up to your employer and telling them that. NZ employment law gives you enormous leeway, you know. They can't just fire you because you're dissatisfied.

In terms of the leave for your job interview, I would suggest taking an unpaid half-day off and providing an honest explanation of why you're doing it. The self-respect you'll gain will be worth every cent of the lost income.

For that matter, an employee being willing to lose a half-day's wages so that she can pursue other work could be just the wakeup call your employer needs.

Yep. I have thought about and still thinking about doing this. Im not a very good liar and it may just be easier. At the end of the day I am planning on getting a new job (with actual work) ASAP anyway.... Im just worried about how they will react. I went through some shit there awhile ago where they were trying to get rid of me with no real reason but I dug my feet in and stayed..... Its annoying cause I left a job of 5 years for this shite hole!

[marty]

So, you're worried about being away from a job that you do nothing at anyway?

[Str8 Jacket]

So, you're worried about being away from a job that you do nothing at anyway?

Ironic isnt it! :wacko:

[ElCoyote]

Ha! Aliens eh! Last week when we had a powercut and flames started bursting outta the footpath by work I told them all it was aliens..... I told them that they would be back. Mwahahahahahahaha!

There you go, add psychic to your resume when you go for the new job and you can prove it. Nanoo Nanoo

[Nasty]

The thing is when people lie, most get caught out.

[Str8 Jacket]

The thing is when people lie, most get caught out.

Exactly my point and worry! :sweatdrop

[Nasty]

Exactly my point and worry! :sweatdrop

Only one way around it ... tell the truth or apply for four hours leave ... they can not fire you for that. Challenge them on the fact that there is little or no work.

I told my boss today that while the projects are phased the way they are at the moment there is little for me to do for the next week ... we found something to add to the workload and I am taking some time-in-lieu before the herceptin ride this week.

[Str8 Jacket]

There you go, add psychic to your resume when you go for the new job and you can prove it. Nanoo Nanoo

But, but I am a physchic :mellow:

[Hitcher]

But, but I am a physchic

Scary. I never saw that one coming.

[Str8 Jacket]

Scary. I never saw that one coming.

Im having classes. Starting next week. Send me a $500 deposit and I will secure you a seat! :D

[Mikkel]

Exactly my point and worry! :sweatdrop

How about this: Stop worrying and make a promise to yourself that you'll never be dishonest for the rest of your life (I'm not talking brutal honesty - just honesty) - it's easier in the long run, it's more respectable and you will come out on top!

Jrandom had it right when he said that self respect can not be bought for all the money in the world - oh yes, there are those who try to live the illusion and we refer to them as wankers. ;)

[Str8 Jacket]

oh yes, there are those who try to live the illusion and we refer to them as wankers. ;)

I call them the TRTNR's..... ;)

[Trudes]

I'm blonde and stupid

[Hitcher]

I'm blonde and stupid

Hey, me too!

[Str8 Jacket]

I'm blonde and stupid

But we still lufs ya!


Hey, me too!

Grey is NOT blonde Hitch!

[Mikkel]

I call them the TRTNR's..... ;)

I know I'm asking for trouble here - but what is the TRTNRs? :dry:


Grey is NOT blonde Hitch!

Close enough - nothing a bit of dye and bleach won't fix in a hurry.

[Steam]

Take the day off and just tell them you were feeling sick. You won't get paid for the day but that doesn't matter.
Nobody can fire anyone until they have not turned up for work three times.
I kid you not, three times.
It's the law. Crazy eh!

At my last work (a ferry company like Fullers Ferries) a skipper was hung over and didn't want to come to work, and so the ferry was cancelled for the morning. Thousands of dollars lost, not to mention commuter good-will.
He did it twice, getting a written warning each time, but apparently it's specifically stated in employment law that failure to turn up is not a dismissable offence, and instead only rates a written warning.
You get three written warnings and you're fired, but he knew that and so came to work the next time he was hung over.
Actually, he was still drunk from the night before, and one of the deckhands had to steer and berth the boat.
Intense!

[Hitcher]

Grey is NOT blonde Hitch!

Are you trying to repress me? Bloody typical...

[Str8 Jacket]

Are you trying to repress me? Bloody typical...

Ha! I KNEW you were gonna say that! ;)

[Skyryder]

All you gota do is tell the boss that you have some 'personal' buisness to attend to. If you are asked, just reiterate that it is personal. Don't expect top get paid for something that you are not entilted too. If he stops you from going go anyway and take a out a PG. If you are on your way out might as well make him pay for being an arsehole.

Skyryder

[Mike748]

All you gota do is tell the boss that you have some 'personal' buisness to attend to. If you are asked, just reiterate that it is personal.

Tell don't ask, get to work early, get your team sorted and tell your boss that your really sorry but you have some business to attend to and you'll be back by 1pm (or whateva) then leave for your meeting.

You turned up for work, got your team prepped so you weren't slacking, you haven't dropped them in it by not showing up, so they can't really complain.

Then offer to make up the hours or take LWOP, let your boss make that call so they still feel like they have control (of which employers have very little).:done:

[Finn]

I'm tired, and I haven't had any dinner yet.

I'd therefore like you all to imagine that this post is a vicious tirade against all time-wasting socialists bleeding our economy dry and contributing to the pathetic downfall of what used to be a country full of hard-working cunts who'd rather starve than steal or lie, because, frankly, I can't be arsed writing one.

This is the way the world ends; not with a bang but a whimper.

Thank you. As you were.

So how's that Government Grant coming along mate? :2thumbsup

[jrandom]

So how's that Government Grant coming along mate?

I think he's still at the pub with Government Steve.

[MsKABC]

Tell them you have a "specialist" appointment. If they press you, tell them it is a gynaecological thing. Any awkwardness on your part due to the lie will come across as embarrassment and/or tension about the appointment. They should back off then. Like someone said earlier, they don't want to know about "women's stuff". :whistle: It would be too easy to get caught up in some of the other fibs suggested, but not this one. (It's not like they'll ask you afterwards how it all turned out!) I sound like I've done this before, but I haven't, honest! :innocent:

[quallman1234]

Well what happened?

[Str8 Jacket]

Well what happened?

Not till next week dude..... I'll let ya know....

[magicfairy]

All you gota do is tell the boss that you have some 'personal' buisness to attend to. If you are asked, just reiterate that it is personal. Don't expect top get paid for something that you are not entilted too. If he stops you from going go anyway and take a out a PG. If you are on your way out might as well make him pay for being an arsehole.

Skyryder

That is what I'd do, say I had some "personal matters" I had to attend to. Not exactly a lie, and that makes it clear it is something you don't wish to discuss with anyone.

[Str8 Jacket]

That is what I'd do, say I had some "personal matters" I had to attend to. Not exactly a lie, and that makes it clear it is something you don't wish to discuss with anyone.

Yep, I think it may just be easier. Its a shame that they are not very leniant and will prob say no annual leave cause I need to apply for it 2 weeks in advance. They'll prob pull out the "as a Team Leader, you need to lead by example"..... I can't really argue with that one!

[Number One]

How'd I miss this thread?

I'm one of the biggest bullshitters this side of the black stump! Just ask...umm, well anyone actually :clap:

Good luck chicky - fingers crossed for you, hope it goes well....but you know if you were to get another job and it were to be more stimulating KB might miss your 'contributions' as you'll be too busy workin for a change :whistle:

[Str8 Jacket]

Good luck chicky - fingers crossed for you, hope it goes well....but you know if you were to get another job and it were to be more stimulating KB might miss your 'contributions' as you'll be too busy workin for a change :whistle:

To be honest, I would rather be working!! :D

[Number One]

To be honest, I would rather be working!! :D

awww a conscientious heart beatith under those bitchy leather gears - good luck :yes:

[Str8 Jacket]

awww a conscientious heart beatith under those bitchy leather gears - good luck :yes:

Cheers ears!

[Number One]

Cheers ears!

No prob no knob! :2thumbsup