Puke Racing This Weekend

[Soul.Trader]

I'm interested in going to the racing this weekend - where do I buy tickets? How much does it cost? Does anyone know where I can get a programme? Thanks.

[Ivan]

Its about 20 bucks I think, and you get tickets on the day at the gate,
And also the programme you get at thegate as well im pretty sure us racers get them at sign on

[HDTboy]

My puke is faster than yours

[Tim 39]

I've had my tickets sent to me, but for spectators, get em at the gate and they'll give you a programme when you buy tickets. would be good to see a few spectators there!

[scrivy]

Cool!! So now we've got 1 spectator...:pinch::lol::shifty::dodge:

[Tim 39]

Cool!! So now we've got 1 spectator...:pinch::lol::shifty::dodge:

cool ae! I even have some people I know coming to watch too, so there'll be at least three!!!

[scrivy]

cool ae! I even have some people I know coming to watch too, so there'll be at least three!!!

F@rk!! Will there be enough seats there for them??

[BIHB@0610]

You put on a freakshow for me, Scrivy, and I'll do my best to return the favour..........:bleh:

By inviting a few spectators!!! Geez, where is your head at???

[Soul.Trader]

What day/time should I show up to get most of the action? I'm thinking I'll organise a ride from Tauranga, see if we cant get a few of us up there.

[BIHB@0610]

I reckon Sunday's the best day, but that's my personal opinion (chick, non-racer = know nothing!!)

Racing doesn't start till 3.10pm on the Saturday - before that it's practice and qualifying.

Racing starts at 10.30am on the Sunday - 12 race programme.

You can check out the website (it's not wonderful, but better than nothing) at http://www.nzsbk.co.nz

[sidecar bob]

cool ae! I even have some people I know coming to watch too, so there'll be at least three!!!
Wicked man!! so this is going to be the biggie then!! Damn, if id known that id have spent 150 grand on a sidecar so we could win, Oh the shame!!

[scrivy]

Wicked man!! so this is going to be the biggie then!! Damn, if id known that id have spent 150 grand on a sidecar so we could win, Oh the shame!!

Was that sarcasm Bob???
I guess it just leaves us with one job to do. Put on the freak show!!
Bit hard around Puke thou. No tight twisties.

[FROSTY]

ohh come on scrivvy. Drop the tray on ya chair about 40mm.
The sparks over the "hill" would be better than a fireworks display

[Joni]

Was that sarcasm Bob???
I guess it just leaves us with one job to do. Put on the freak show!!
Bit hard around Puke thou. No tight twisties.Sorry I wont be there to catch up and support the freak show hun!

Looking forward to seeing you guys in April.

Have a super weekend guys. :clap:

[scrivy]

ohh come on scrivvy. Drop the tray on ya chair about 40mm.
The sparks over the "hill" would be better than a fireworks display

I could do that........
Or I could get sidecar Bob to hang off it and get dragged down the main straight by one arm at 200 kms..........
Or I could take the main fairing off so people can see we race an old post classic sidecar........... getting crazy amounts of drift etc by being able to see the front wheel.

That's what the spectaotrs wanna see!! Not something just going round and around like a slotcar set!!
Even the Superbikes look clinical now compared to days gone by where riders would get bucked around like shagging a $2 hooker!! (or sidecar bob in his van with his lady partner...)
We need to entertain the spectators, so they will come out in droves!!
Anyone fancy being a sacrificial crash test dummy at Puke???
Divvo?? Kick?? Remember, chicks dig scars!!!

[scrivy]

I reckon we go back to cheng shin treaded tyres, pogo suspension, and switches for engines, and piss poor 2 pot calipers!!

That'll sort the men from the boys!!
Now, I'd pay to go and watch the challenges brought about from that!! :Punk:

[sidecar bob]

Was that sarcasm Bob???
I guess it just leaves us with one job to do. Put on the freak show!!
Bit hard around Puke thou. No tight twisties.

No, it was just "i cant believe some dumass would actually do that" I mean, think of all the prize money for a win & the mana in front of the entire country!!!!

[BIHB@0610]

Even the Superbikes look clinical now compared to days gone by where riders would get bucked around like shagging a $2 hooker!! (or sidecar bob in his van with his lady partner...)


Did you make a distinction between a $2 hooker and Sidecar Bob's "lady" partner .........??? Aww Scrivy, keep that up and I'll think you like me ....:love:

[FROSTY]

That's what the spectaotrs wanna see!! Not something just going round and around like a slotcar set!!
Even the Superbikes look clinical now compared to days gone by where riders would get bucked around like shagging a $2 hooker!! (or sidecar bob in his van with his lady partner...)
We need to entertain the spectators, so they will come out in droves!!
Anyone fancy being a sacrificial crash test dummy at Puke???
Divvo?? Kick?? Remember, chicks dig scars!!!
Now theres a thought--how about if ALL the superbike riders had to select their non adjustable suspension from a barrel on the AM before their race.
hehehehee.

[sidecar bob]

Now theres a thought--how about if ALL the superbike riders had to select their non adjustable suspension from a barrel on the AM before their race.
hehehehee.

Blingoh!! Best idea yet.

[scrivy]

Did you make a distinction between a $2 hooker and Sidecar Bob's "lady" partner .........??? Aww Scrivy, keep that up and I'll think you like me ....:love:

Oh shit!!! The last part of the sentence was tacked on later. I didn't mean it as you took it.......... I , er, um, owww.... how can I back out of this one??
You aint no $2 hooker!!! In fact, you aint no hooker at all!!!


(Does that go someway........) :2thumbsup

[sidecar bob]

Oh shit!!! The last part of the sentence was tacked on later. I didn't mean it as you took it.......... I , er, um, owww.... how can I back out of this one??
You aint no $2 hooker!!! In fact, you aint no hooker at all!!!


(Does that go someway........) :2thumbsup

Nup, Youre screwed mate.

[Joni]

Nup, Youre screwed mate.Bones, Bones, Bones.... how many times do we need to BEG you to keep your and Scrivys sexual desires to yourselves :bleh:

:spanking:

[BIHB@0610]

Oh shit!!! The last part of the sentence was tacked on later. I didn't mean it as you took it.......... I , er, um, owww.... how can I back out of this one??
You aint no $2 hooker!!! In fact, you aint no hooker at all!!!


(Does that go someway........) :2thumbsup

Hey I didn't take it badly at all!!! Geez, you called me a lady FFS!! How can that possibly be bad? Let's all have a big hug at Puke :grouphug:


Bones, Bones, Bones.... how many times do we need to BEG you to keep your and Scrivys sexual desires to yourselves :bleh:

:spanking:

Ok, you beg for that, Joni. I'll be begging Bones to share :love:

[scrivy]

Bones, Bones, Bones.... how many times do we need to BEG you to keep your and Scrivys sexual desires to yourselves :bleh:

:spanking:

So why did you PM him then for more details???:whistle:


Hey I didn't take it badly at all!!! Geez, you called me a lady FFS!! How can that possibly be bad? Let's all have a big hug at Puke :grouphug:
Ok, you beg for that, Joni. I'll be begging Bones to share :love:

Oh no........ here we go again!!! I'm feeling sick, don't know if I can make it to Puke................ might be influenza or sumpin......??

[Joni]

I'll be begging Bones to share :love:Share eh? I never knew you had an interest in sharing in his Scrivy loving :love:

Can I watch? :shifty:

[sidecar bob]

Share eh? I never knew you had an interest in sharing in his Scrivy loving :love:

Can I watch? :shifty:

What the hell, why dont you just join in, :bleh:

[scrivy]

What the hell, why dont you just join in, :bleh:

Now I'd pay to watch that!! Hell, I'd even let her have my share of the beds in the van!!

[Kickaha]

Oh no........ here we go again!!! I'm feeling sick, don't know if I can make it to Puke................ might be influenza or sumpin......??


Nah you're just scared of the LCR crews? :bleh:

[scrivy]

Nah you're just scared of the LCR crews? :bleh:

Nah, not scared of the LCR crews mate. But their rigs are too fast for my old post classic rig at Puke!! :yes:

Hows this piccy of the burn on my leg? :cry:

[BIHB@0610]

You're so hot, Scrivy ........:drool::drool::drool:

Seriously though that looks awful, hope you're ok

[Joni]

Hell, I'd even let her have my share of the beds in the van!!Shit and here I was hoping you and I could snuggle Scrivy! :innocent: :lol:

BTW you and Dave have more in common than you think... he has a jewel of a burn on his leg too at the mo... :doctor:

[Kickaha]

Hows this piccy of the burn on my leg? :cry:

Hardly worth a mention HTFU:whistle:

[scrivy]

Hardly worth a mention HTFU:whistle:

Its now infected - lots of nice pus oozing out of it!! Something for Divvo to get his mouth around............. :sick:

[Kickaha]

Its now infected - lots of nice pus oozing out of it!! Something for Divvo to get his mouth around............. :sick:

I'll bring a big soldering iron I think we need to cauterize it

[scrivy]

I'll bring a big soldering iron I think we need to cauterize it

Nah, no need to mate. I think racing on it at Puke will put paid to that!! :crybaby:

[Kittyhawk]

Im goin to head down and cheer on for the day...come up and say hi to me...Im the chick wearing a sling!!!:pinch: