Being a 'single' KBer [Archive]

Grahameeboy

5th March 2008, 12:57

jrandom

5th March 2008, 12:59

this is not a subtle request

No, it's not, is it?

I'm surprised you didn't link to your arse photo.

kiwifruit

5th March 2008, 13:01

Would it be too forward of me to ask for your number, Grey ham boy?

Ragingrob

5th March 2008, 13:01

Are there a lot of relationships through KB, or a lot of KB through relationships?

I think the latter...

Grahameeboy

5th March 2008, 13:04

No, it's not, is it?

I'm surprised you didn't link to your arse photo.

No it is not...the arse thread would have been too dangerous...:sweatdrop

Grahameeboy

5th March 2008, 13:05

Would it be too forward of me to ask for your number, Grey ham boy?

Mmm, yes...I know who you have been with:eek:

Trudes

5th March 2008, 13:07

No, it's not, is it?

I'm surprised you didn't link to your arse photo.

What this (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=66485&d=1184912463) one?

FROSTY

5th March 2008, 13:09

Hmm--so how many relationships have started just by KB?

Maha

5th March 2008, 13:14

Mmm, yes...I know who you have been with:eek:

Im in wonder that you are single, you are tall, have a great sense of funniness, own home, good job (you do work dont you?) awesome bike, you know me, great company, you are not gay, cool accent, like the colour red, shall i go on?.....:whistle:

Maha

5th March 2008, 13:17

Hmm--so how many relationships have started just by KB?

Question i ask is, how the hell can anyone keep up with it all?....:eek:

skidMark

5th March 2008, 13:21

Nah, generally peoples missus on here join up to keep tabs on thier man, then sleep around with half of kb....

then go back to thier bf a while later....

:banana:

Grahameeboy

5th March 2008, 13:27

Nah, generally peoples missus on here join up to keep tabs on thier man, then sleep around with half of kb....

then go back to thier bf a while later....

:banana:

Remember you are still on your "Rehab" Marky

ManDownUnder

5th March 2008, 13:30

Nah, generally peoples missus on here join up to keep tabs on thier man, then sleep around with half of kb....

then go back to thier bf a while later....

:banana:

My wife has a boyfriend????

And yes GB - KB can be that bad...

Grahameeboy

5th March 2008, 13:31

Im in wonder that you are single, you are tall, have a great sense of funniness, own home, good job (you do work dont you?) awesome bike, you know me, great company, you are not gay, cool accent, like the colour red, shall i go on?.....:whistle:

Shucks Mark...Who knows...guess I have priorities, don't go to bars, clubs and may sound odd, but my priorities in a relationship are not just sex, I don't get jealous, easy going, not possessive, like space, want someone that is also a bst mate, someone I can lark around with, laugh when sex goes wrong.....seems gals think this odd perhaps.

Funny, I asked Nats if I should have a girlfriend and she said "No Daddy, you have me"...

Grahameeboy

5th March 2008, 13:32

My wife has a boyfriend????

And yes GB - KB can be that bad...

Do you think "Sportsbike.com" is safer

skidMark

5th March 2008, 13:33

My wife has a boyfriend????

And yes GB - KB can be that bad...

What was the tv progamme called?

**insert KB name here** the vampire slayer.

Sorry grahameeboy, do you need my nipple again? :bleh:

scracha

5th March 2008, 13:39

priorities in a relationship are not just sex, I don't get jealous, easy going, not possessive, like space, want someone that is also a bst mate, someone I can lark around with, laugh when sex goes wrong.

Sure you're not gay?

Str8 Jacket

5th March 2008, 13:40

Sure you're not gay?

You interested mate?

Finn

5th March 2008, 13:42

(and no before you cynics are thinking, this is not a subtle request)

Who knows...guess I have priorities, don't go to bars, clubs and may sound odd, but my priorities in a relationship are not just sex, I don't get jealous, easy going, not possessive, like space, want someone that is also a bst mate, someone I can lark around with, laugh when sex goes wrong.....seems gals think this odd perhaps.

Funny, I asked Nats if I should have a girlfriend and she said "No Daddy, you have me"...

You're right, it wasn't very subtle at all.

The Pastor

5th March 2008, 13:46

im single, ladies PM me _b

skidMark

5th March 2008, 13:47

im single, ladies PM me _b

Why, you're gay.

Grahameeboy

5th March 2008, 13:48

Sure you're not gay?

Sure................

Grahameeboy

5th March 2008, 13:48

You're right, it wasn't very subtle at all.

Exactly which prooves it was not an advert...

mstriumph

5th March 2008, 13:57

Im in wonder that you are single, you are tall, have a great sense of funniness, own home, good job (you do work dont you?) awesome bike, you know me, great company, you are not gay, cool accent, like the colour red, shall i go on?.....:whistle:

i honestly thought he was gay?

not that there's anything wrong with being gay ... lots of people are gay ... and very useful and entertaining they can be, too ...

- sorry about that ...:Oops:

MotoGirl

5th March 2008, 14:11

i honestly thought he was gay?
That was 'cause he never said he was single right? :msn-wink:

mstriumph

5th March 2008, 14:16

That was 'cause he never said he was single right? :msn-wink: noooooooooooooo - 'cause of his posts, really i suppose?

Grahameeboy

5th March 2008, 14:18

noooooooooooooo - 'cause of his posts, really i suppose?

Lol...a lot of you guys fell for my trolling...you Kiwi's!

MotoGirl

5th March 2008, 14:18

noooooooooooooo - 'cause of his posts, really i suppose?

:lol: So, tell me the gossip. Who are the other singletons in the KB closet then?

Maha

5th March 2008, 14:21

laugh when sex goes wrong.....seems gals think this odd perhaps.

Not odd at all....Anne laughs all the time......:(

The rest of your post is all good tho, a friend of mine told me what to do to find the right partner, i did it, and a few weeks later, i met Anne. Stuff all that club/pub shit, anyone can get laid there, finding a lifetime partner requires intelligents and being proactive in the pursuit of greater happiness.

Disco Dan

5th March 2008, 14:21

Have to agree with skidmark... :whistle:

Mikkel

5th March 2008, 14:22

Funny, I asked Nats if I should have a girlfriend and she said "No Daddy, you have me"...

Sounds rather possessive to me ;)

But I can certainly relate - never been much for the "picking-up" game at bars and nightclubs myself...

Mikkel

5th March 2008, 14:33

Not odd at all....Anne laughs all the time......:(

Awww, you poor thing! :p

I'm just sitting here wondering what was meant by the phrase "sex goes wrong"... If the chemistry is right then it won't be an issue - and if the chemistry isn't right then it won't really be an issue as it's not likely to be a repeat performance.

I mean, the only sex I've had go "wrong" was a couple of occasions where a condom failed. It was still good sex though - just a bit more of a worry than it should have been, but modern medical counter-measures are pretty good with that as well.

Str8 Jacket

5th March 2008, 14:35

I'm just sitting here wondering what was meant by the phrase "sex goes wrong"...

You know..... It's when ya woman comes out wearing a great big strap on!... :buggerd:

Maha

5th March 2008, 14:37

"sex goes wrong"... won't be an issue - repeat performance.

Repeat Performance???....not the same night surely!!!!! :(

Mikkel

5th March 2008, 14:38

You know..... It's when ya woman comes out wearing a great big strap on!... :buggerd:

Hmmm, my parents must have done something wrong - I thought that was the norm. ;)

Anyway, I doubt that would be the time to laugh - running is more like it :yes:

Mikkel

5th March 2008, 14:39

Repeat Performance???....not the same night surely!!!!! :(

Oh, I forgot you were an older chap.

There's medicine for that these days as well ;)

...I mean, not the age bit - the other part.

Maha

5th March 2008, 15:24

There's not many of us...

Oh look! theres one.....:chase:

BIHB@0610

5th March 2008, 15:30

a friend of mine told me what to do to find the right partner, i did it, and a few weeks later, i met Anne. Stuff all that club/pub shit, anyone can get laid there, finding a lifetime partner requires intelligents and being proactive in the pursuit of greater happiness.

So share with the class .... what's your :love: story? Hmmm???

Colapop

5th March 2008, 15:31

Oh look! theres one.....:chase:Whatchoo talkin' about Willis?

Maha

5th March 2008, 15:36

So share with the class .... what's your :love: story? Hmmm???

I wont post it on here, to many crackheads will rip me to bits....:eek:

Whatchoo talkin' about Willis?

Nout....we love you and will see you at the and of the month....:love:

Colapop

5th March 2008, 15:39

The Mahahaha's are coming!!! Ooo and MOM :love::love:

jafar

5th March 2008, 15:53

The Mahahaha's are coming!!! Ooo and MOM :love::love:

Poor Wellington will never be the same
:slap::Oops:

ManDownUnder

5th March 2008, 15:56

Poor Wellington will never be the same
:slap::Oops:

It recovered?

jafar

5th March 2008, 16:00

It recovered?

SSHHH just don't go there :devil2:

ManDownUnder

5th March 2008, 16:02

SSHHH just don't go there :devil2:

I did... I thought that was the problem...

Mom

5th March 2008, 16:02

The Mahahaha's are coming!!! Ooo and MOM :love::love:

o: Cant wait for a hug big guy, but you got to promise to be gentle with me, I dont want to go to the big concerts carrying a wrist injury or anything...LOL

Poor Wellington will never be the same
:slap::Oops:

Hmmmmm you will keep mate!

It recovered?

Shames on you MDU. Dont worry though we will be sure to make our presence felt and remembered :innocent:

ManDownUnder

5th March 2008, 16:04

Dont worry though we will be ... felt and remembered :innocent:

Hussy!.......

Mom

5th March 2008, 16:05

Hussy!.......

:blip:

who me?

jafar

5th March 2008, 16:05

Hmmmmm you will keep mate!

Shames on you MDU. Dont worry though we will be sure to make our presence felt and remembered :innocent:

See Told ya :bash:

SpeedyGirl

5th March 2008, 18:03

I thought I was safe until jrandom said to me last night...

"Does KB know you are single"?
"Why?" I asked
"Did you expect the KB women to be after me?" I said.
"Well there are a lot of KB relationships"

Do you think KB is that bad?

(and no before you cynics are thinking, this is not a subtle request)

Pfft, there are heaps of singles in here.... the nice ones have to hide tho.... the dodgy ones are here too!!!

I did... I thought that was the problem...

I dont think anyone recovers well after meeting you!!! :bleh:

Grahameeboy

5th March 2008, 18:09

Pfft, there are heaps of singles in here.... the nice ones have to hide tho.... the dodgy ones are here too!!!

I dont think anyone recovers well after meeting you!!! :bleh:

I must be dodgy then...:wari:

SpeedyGirl

5th March 2008, 18:22

I must be dodgy then...:wari:

Only if you want to be :gob:

Grahameeboy

5th March 2008, 18:31

Only if you want to be :gob:
Bugger, that takes me out then...

Hitcher

5th March 2008, 20:47

I didn't realise you were *single*, GB.

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