B3TA: Phallic Logo Awards of 2007 [Archive]

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Romeo

10th March 2008, 22:32

<a href="http://b3ta.com/features/phalliclogoawards/">http://b3ta.com/images/features/phalliclogoawards/toplogo.gif</a>

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<img src="http://b3ta.com/images/features/phalliclogoawards/butysalon.gif"> 
Who: Beauty salon in West London 
Pro: "I've just received a flyer through the door from
them offering me a 10% discount on a facial." writes John Dinwoodie,
"I do hope it's give rather than receive." 
Cons: Large bollocks makes us think think of tea-bagging. 

Cock mark: 78% </div>
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 <img src="http://b3ta.com/images/features/phalliclogoawards/German-volleyball-associati.gif"> 
Who: some kind of German volleyball association 
Pros: It does look like a cock. German sausage. 

Cons: Minus points for lack of ballage. Also it looks like
a an aquafresh jellyfish. 
Cock mark: 80% </div>
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 <img src="http://b3ta.com/images/features/phalliclogoawards/head.jpg"> 
Who: 80s schoolboys favourite bag. Oooh. Head bag. You've
got a head bag. You're special. 
Pros: Dramatic close-up. AND it's famous. AND it's got
a funny name. 

Cons: Doesn't look much like a cock. Damn. 
Cock mark: 47% </div>
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<img src="http://b3ta.com/images/features/phalliclogoawards/Equality-Authority.gif"> 
Who: Irish equality authority bods 
Pros: Looks like a dick with 3 nails driven into it. 

Cons: Implausibly large urethra. 
Cock mark: 60%
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<img src="http://b3ta.com/images/features/phalliclogoawards/atherton-car-centre.jpg"> 
Who: Atherton car centre 

Pros: Perfect cockage. 
Cons: Grossly swollen balls. Or is it just a tiny penis? 
Cock mark: 90% 

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<img src="http://b3ta.com/images/features/phalliclogoawards/Kostelecke-uzeniny.jpg" width="400" height="400"> 

Who: Czech sausage company 
Pros: Great 1920s transvestite oral sex action. 
Cons: Two meat. No veg. 
Cock mark: 46%
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<img src="http://b3ta.com/images/features/phalliclogoawards/Nagoya-Bone-Group.jpg"> 
Who: Stereotypical Japanese website 
Pros: Looks like it's having sex 
Cons: But you're looking at it from the inside 
Cock mark: 23%

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<img src="http://b3ta.com/images/features/phalliclogoawards/orchardstreetchopshop.jpg"> 
Who: America steakhouse 
Pros: Ambitious front perspective. Angry hues. Some seepage. 
Cons: Doesn't make us want to eat there. 
Cock mark: 94%

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<img src="http://b3ta.com/images/features/phalliclogoawards/jrenning.jpg"> 
Who: Estate agents 
Pros: Full cock and balls. Solidly constructed. 
Cons: Some subsidence. 
Cock mark: 65%

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Romeo

10th March 2008, 22:35

... CONTINUED

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<img src="http://b3ta.com/images/features/phalliclogoawards/wakefield.gif"> 
Who: Wakefield Council 
Pros: 'I have just finished working for wakefield council,'
spurts ayuplass,'Before I left we were issued with the new headed paper including
our new logo. The logo was displayed proudly at the top as is usual for letterheads
but the A4 sheets included a large water mark based on a section of the logo.
The green part that looks like a spurting cock. Everyone spent Monday running
round saying "Have you seen the new headed notepaper?" My section
head sent a letter to PR saying "Do you realise it looks like a big knob?"' 

Cons: It only works if you twist it. 
Cock mark: 58%
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<img src="http://b3ta.com/images/features/phalliclogoawards/ptc.jpg"> 
Who: The Product Development Company. 
Pros: Nice and abstract. Pleasingly bulky. Proudly errect. 

Cons: It's just three circles isn't it? 
Cock mark: 42%
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<img src="http://b3ta.com/images/features/phalliclogoawards/pontins.jpg"> 
Who: Pontins holiday camp. 

Pros: Secret cock in logo of household name shame. 
Cons: Unorthodox choice of letter to be so endowed. 
Cock mark: 97%
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<img src="http://b3ta.com/images/features/phalliclogoawards/Doering-and-Brown.gif"> 
Who: Printing specialists Doering & Brown 
Pros: Secret cock. Elegant, gracefully curved testes 
Cons: Thin, reedy shaft 

Cock mark: 86%
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<img src="http://b3ta.com/images/features/phalliclogoawards/bdu.jpg"> 
Who: Military uniform supplier 
Pros: Ambitious angle - forwards flaccid with emphatic
testicles 

Cons: Makes the poor army man look gay 
Cock mark: 79% 

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 <img src="http://b3ta.com/images/features/phalliclogoawards/bellweather.gif"> 

Who: Engineering consultancy 
Pros: A nasty, shrivelled full set of cock and balls 
Cons: A bit too arty 
Cock mark: 85% </div>

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<img src="http://b3ta.com/images/features/phalliclogoawards/pcw.jpg"> 
Who: Fitted window company 
Pros: "I actually bought a window from these people.
It was very reasonably priced." 
Cons: Looks like an action painting of some horrible penis
mutilation. 

Cock mark: 94% 
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And the winner is... <img src="http://b3ta.com/images/features/phalliclogoawards/brazilian-anal.gif" width="257" height="206"> 
Who: Brazilian Institute for Oriental Studies 
Pros: Oh, just look at it. 

Cock mark: 100% 
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Bonus web design award:
 <img src="http://b3ta.com/images/features/phalliclogoawards/conjestioncharge.gif"> 
Who: Congestion charge website 

Pros: Just look at the top button. Are you that excited about
'logging in'? 
Cons: Unrealistic, stringy semen
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Exxtra bonus 'muff diver' award
<img src="http://b3ta.com/images/features/phalliclogoawards/pridelogo.gif" width="100" height="100"> 
Who: Pride in Oldham award scheme 

Pros: Tiny, tiny dwarf man going down on a lady in a peephole
bikini. 
Cons: He's starting with her bellybutton. 
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Thanks to my girlfriend for hooking me up with the link!

motorbyclist

10th March 2008, 23:14

best thread ever

Mekk

11th March 2008, 04:32

Why couldn't I stop scrolling for the next one?

Waylander

11th March 2008, 15:39

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