Kickaha & Divvo Do Pukekohe

[Kickaha]

We’d left the van with all our gear in Palmy North after the Manfeild round and flown home and one of Steve Brons crew (Jeff top bloke that he is) was driving it all up to Pukekohe for us, so early Friday morning I head off to Divvos place then to the airport for the trip to Auckland, I even had to take my shoes off to go through security.:sick:

Arriving in Auckland there’s the inevitable wait for the bags and Divvo is trying to get a hold of Jeff and see where he is, turns out he is waiting at Air New Zealand Domestic which would be fantastic if it wasn’t for the fact we were flying Qantas.:Oops:

We shoot off to pick up some brakes and then head out to the track and get unloaded and set up, a change of gearing is on the cards and after knocking off one of Steve Brons sprockets, Divvo notices some oil in the catch tray and while it’s only a few drops decides to sort that out.

We’re not bothering with the Friday practice as we’re so awesome we don’t really need it.:yes:

I head off with Whitetrash as I’ve booked a bed for the weekend, up early the next day and WT is reorganising the van to fit another seat in and with Patch driving we set off to the track with Patch showing off his slipstreaming skills down the motorway

Saturday

The oil leak fix is still underway so we miss out the first practice and get it sorted for the second one

Practice 2
We head out for a couple of easy laps and then start dialling it up, it’s lighting up over the bumps coming up the hill and the ribcage is getting a hammering down the front straight, after 8 laps we pull in have a quick chat and head back out and stuff up the chicane straight away, we’re coming up on the #666 outfit of Brian/Darren and they get in our way over the hill another lap and the chequered flags out and we pull in to find we’re doing consistent 1.10 sec laps about .5 sec of Adam/Vince and 6th on the grid, it’s pushing the front a bit exiting the hill and we’re using all the track but it’s all good

Race 1
We’re on Row 3 on the outside and as the lights go out we get the hell start, straight past Adam/Vince and Leighton/Louise, it’s pretty crowded into Turn1 and then when we hit the back straight Leighton/Louise open the taps and go past like we’re chained to a post:bye:, lap 2 and Adam/Vince get back in front up the inside at the hairpin, two laps later we close them down through the chicane and I’m cursing the lack of HP as we hit the back straight, they get a bit loose out of the hairpin and we’re take them into the left hander and are in front again over the hill, Divvos holding it a bit tight at the hairpin and I see them come alongside but we go in deeper under brakes and hold the position another lap and there fuel pump packs up and we cruise home in 5th

The oil leak has reappeared around where the selector shaft used to come out the left hand side of the engine, so we rip the body off and Divvo sets to work draining the oil and getting the knead it out to fix it while I bugger off for tea and bed (and a bit of time listening to cowpoos talks shit):yawn:

Sunday
Oil leak all fixed, we toss the new Avon tyre on to scrub it in and do a easy three laps with another change of gearing

Race 2

We’re all geared up and ready to head to the dummy grid when the tragic accident in the 600 class happens and the race is temporarily postponed while the police do the crash scene investigation

A few hours later we’re up and on the grid, Adam/Vince have supposedly had a domestic and packed up for the day, Brian/Darren promote themselves up a grid position into the spot Adam/Vince vacated and then beat us into Turn 1 off the start, we didn’t get it quite right this time and it takes until Lap 3 when we get a better run onto the back straight before we pull along side and make the pass into the hairpin, he tries coming back a lap later but we hold him out and drop him off to take another 5th

Race 3
A carbon copy of the previous race start, except this time we get the good drive over the top of the hill pull alongside Brian/Darren, as we come down into turn one I’m remembering last year and the Lawrence’s doing the outside pass on us at this spot and hoping Divvo will do the same, side by side we turn in and then we go past, it cocks the line up for the chicane a bit but we hit the back straight in front, they try an outside move at the hairpin but we have them covered and then drop him off for a 4th place finish


A good finish to the season and we're pretty satisfied after the disappointing first round, we’ve gone faster with less HP and better handling at every track we’ve been to and at Puke where we thought the HP factor would kick in we had our best results

Congratulations to Steve and Denny for their title win:first:

Thanks to Steve, Jeff, Jared and especially Great Uncle Bogaria for all the help and support during the season and the lovely Joni for putting up with all the time away, in the shed etc etc and Whitetrash and Riffraff for putting me up (or should that be putting up with me) once again:yes:

[Joni]

Hmm, I was happy to see Kick home again... I was missing him, but when Sootie the black cat went and sat on the pavement waiting for him to come home and did want to do much else for 2 days... I became a bit sad, the poor little bugger.:(

So another Nationals has come and gone... but this one was a big one for Divvo and Kick, getting the new chair and taking the season so come to grips with all the differences between the LCR and the Busa powered old chair. I will be honest and say by the end of the South Island rounds I was a little worried as they were a little slower than expected.... however I am soo happy for both of them to see their satisfaction after Puke. :clap:

Well done guys! A great result. :2thumbsup

I reckon next year’s nationals should be great.

Roll on Timaru next month. :wari:

edit: Riff Raff I hear you may have seen Daves Fly's eyes.... shudder, I hope he is talking shit and teasing me and that he did not actually give you the full view.

[White trash]

Was fucken great to have ya here mate. See, if you don't come around, there's no one else to hear the immense amount of shit the comes outta Poos mouth every time he's here. Nobody would believe me!

Well done on the racing although you and Septimus looked a little lonely out there.

Can't wait for the next year when hopefully we've got Pig and Goober back again. And of course the lovely Jo :D

[White trash]

edit: Riff Raff I hear you may have seen Daves Fly's eyes.... shudder, I hope he is talking shit and teasing me and that he did not actually give you the full view.


We both saw it. We're both blind.

[Joni]

We both saw it. We're both blind.Dont worry babe... your eyes will adjust... I see them every week just about :confused:

[BIHB@0610]

edit: Riff Raff I hear you may have seen Daves Fly's eyes.... shudder, I hope he is talking shit and teasing me and that he did not actually give you the full view.

I have a disturbing image on my cellphone ..... Note to self: Never leave my phone in the possession of a certain "gentleman".....:blink:

[SDU]

Thanks for the update. Glad the teething problems are getting sorted & everything is starting to gel hopefully things will only get better.

[Divvo]

Planna
You are just lucky there was not more space on phone for more photos. Scrivvy and I were gonna scroll through a few and delete more to make space, but since you hang out with bones we were too scared of what we might find.

[Kickaha]

Scrivy & Sidecarbob couldn't afford an LCR but they wanted one so badly that they got a sticker so they could put it on there bike and pretend :lol:

[sidecar bob]

Scrivy & Sidecarbob couldn't afford an LCR but they wanted one so badly that they got a sticker so they could put it on there bike and pretend :lol:
Oh they can afford one allright, They just cant see the sense in it when their sidecar is faster than most LCR's.
Divvo the homo decided that seeing as our 20 year old heap of crap was so damn quick, he wanted to believe that it was an LCR to console himself for going slower this year than he was last year, So he put a sticker on it in the dead of night.
The photo taken was prior to it being modified to say "little chequebook racing"
Did you say you were doing 1.10s?
In the last race when i had my first ever race start from the drivers seat, i got down to 1.12s straight away with no practice.
(7 secs slower than the scrivmeister on 1.05s')

[Kickaha]

Divvo the homo decided that seeing as our 20 year old heap of crap was so damn quick, he wanted to believe that it was an LCR to console himself for going slower this year than he was last year, So he put a sticker on it in the dead of night.

He's a homo? that must be why he has his own gay outreach program


Did you say you were doing 1.10s?
In the last race when i had my first ever race start from the drivers seat, i got down to 1.12s straight away with no practice.
(7 secs slower than the scrivmeister on 1.05s')

1.10 in the first practice, down to a best 1.07 during the race, a second faster than our best lap last year, a few more Hp next year might help us get a bit closer to the front bunch

1.12 you would have been dicing with Richie and Timmy?

[sidecar bob]

He's a homo? that must be why he has his own gay outreach program



1.10 in the first practice, down to a best 1.07 during the race, a second faster than our best lap last year, a few more Hp next year might help us get a bit closer to the front bunch

1.12 you would have been dicing with Richie and Timmy?

Dude!!!!, I kicked Ritchie & Timmys ass!!!!
Started on the back row & put the move on them under brakes into the hairpin & kept them within earshot for the rest of the race.
Ritchie said afterwards, "1 more lap & i wouldda had you" But he didint realise i had 30 metres up my sleeve braking into the hairpin every lap after id passed him.
It was big fun & felt good to go up against a fellow swinger that started racing the same year as me (1987)

[Divvo]

Did you make Ritchie your bitch Bob?

[k14]

1.12, lol. Even ivan can go faster than that :msn-wink:

Good writeup W.

[White trash]

Fuck! And I thought solo riders talked some shit........

[Kickaha]

Fuck! And I thought solo riders talked some shit........

They're fucking amateurs compared to us :lol:

[sidecar bob]

1.12, lol. Even ivan can go faster than that :msn-wink:

Good writeup W.
Stick some fat ass bitch on the back & see if he can!!

Fuck! And I thought solo riders talked some shit........

You do, Faark, you should hear yourselves, But youre no match for the masters of bullshit.
P.s Great rolling burnout shit goin on there Trashy, It was you wasnt it?

[Divvo]

Excellent tyre squealing rolling smokey Trashman!
Almost as loud as the squeal Riff Raff gave when the flys eyes came out to play

[scrivy]

:gob::shifty: NUFF SAID....

[Riff Raff]

Excellent tyre squealing rolling smokey Trashman!
Almost as loud as the squeal Riff Raff gave when the flys eyes came out to play
I was squealing in dismay because I forgot to bring the electric flyswatter with me for just such an eventuality.



He's a homo? that must be why he has his own gay outreach program

Yes and as can be seen by the attached photo, he's managed to recruit WT into the programme.

[scrivy]

Congratulations to Steve and Denny for buying their title win:first::yes:
Nice touch Kick


I was missing him, but when Sootie the black cat went and sat on the pavement waiting for him to come home and did want to do much else for 2 days... I became a bit sad, the poor little bugger.:(

He was hoping Kick wasn't coming back - keeping an eye out while Divvo was inside too!!



Well done on the racing although you and Septimus looked a little lonely out there.

Well, they are the black sheep of the family!!!


Dont worry babe... your eyes will adjust... I see them every week just about :confused:
Funnily enough when Kick is driving the van by himself while Divvo flys home early......


Planna
You are just lucky there was not more space on phone for more photos. Scrivvy and I were gonna scroll through a few and delete more to make space, but since you hang out with bones we were too scared of what we might find.
What was that one on the toilet??? :shifty:



Did you say you were doing 1.10s?
In the last race when i had my first ever race start from the drivers seat, i got down to 1.12s straight away with no practice.
(7 secs slower than the scrivmeister on 1.05s')
Only cause you had the big warning- don't throw off Tim!! and you didn't wanna show up the black whale crew.......


He's a homo? that must be why he has his own gay outreach program
Steve meant, he and you Kick!!


Excellent tyre squealing rolling smokey Trashman!
Almost as loud as the squeal Riff Raff gave when the flys eyes came out to play
Yes, I agree, excellent rolling burnout white thrash!!
As for the fly eyes - I thought they looked rather puss infected Divvo - I'd get those fuckers seen by a Doc!!

[Riff Raff]

Thanks to Whitetrash and Riffraff for putting me up (or should that be putting up with me) once again:yes:

You're most welcome. Thanks also for sneaking away from the track before Divvo noticed so he didn't come with you!

[Divvo]

You're most welcome. Thanks also for sneaking away from the track before Divvo noticed so he didn't come with you!

AAH, not quite. Trashy said that due to having a cletus in your tummy you probably could not take too much hassling. Since I know that I can't not take the piss out of you (you present too many options for mockery) I decided not to come to casa del Trashman.

[Divvo]

Only cause you had the big warning- don't throw off Tim!! and you didn't wanna show up the black whale crew.......

Think he was told to not TOSS Tim off....


Yes, I agree, excellent rolling burnout white thrash!!
As for the fly eyes - I thought they looked rather puss infected Divvo - I'd get those fuckers seen by a Doc!![/QUOTE]

I will defer to you on the medical diagnosis of pus infected appendages Scrivvy. You seem to have had a considerable amount of experience in this field

[Mental Trousers]

This thread (and a few others) have made me think that we should start a Sidecar forum ...... in PD :Pokey:

[Joni]

This thread (and a few others) have made me think that we should start a Sidecar forum ...... in PD :Pokey:the only thing I can say is the banter and shit talking is 100% part of sidecar racing... besides Pete the grumpy Pom, I dont know one sidecar racer who does not talk shit a lot of the time.

[sidecar bob]

This thread (and a few others) have made me think that we should start a Sidecar forum ...... in PD :Pokey:

Aww come on fella, its drivel, but its not pointless, erm, i think its not anyway.
Talking shit brings people closer together.

[Mental Trousers]

:msn-wink: <asdfghgd>

[BIHB@0610]

Talking shit brings people closer together.

I wondered why I feel so close to you Bob :love:

[scrivy]

Hang on, I don't talk shite. So does that not make me a sidecar member??
:Oi:

[scrivy]

Oh yeah, Bob, I was talking to Phil the philosopher today, he has sourced a set of ex Ducati 800 engines for next year!!
:yes::yes:

[Kickaha]

Oh yeah, Bob, I was talking to Phil the philosopher today, he has sourced a set of ex Ducati 800 engines for next year!!
:yes::yes:

To go in your new LCR?

[sidecar bob]

Oh yeah, Bob, I was talking to Phil the philosopher today, he has sourced a set of ex Ducati 800 engines for next year!!
:yes::yes:

Ahh yes, those ex moto gp engines he was talking about.
He said he'd been on the phone to Casey this week & was on to something. :yes:
Oh shit, i think some bullshit might have rubbed off from my mate at Puke prizegiving.

[sidecar bob]

Oh yeah, Bob, I was talking to Phil the philosopher today, he has sourced a set of ex Ducati 800 engines for next year!!
:yes::yes:


To go in your new LCR?


Ahh yes, those ex moto gp engines he was talking about.
He said he'd been on the phone to Casey this week & was on to something. :yes:
Oh shit, i think some bullshit might have rubbed off from my mate at Puke prizegiving.

See M.T & Joni, No shit being talked here!!!

[Joni]

I don't talk shite. Big... huge... no colossal TUI Andy!

[Kickaha]

Scrivy talk shit? surely not?

[scrivy]

Oh shit, i think some bullshit might have rubbed off from my mate at Puke prizegiving.

Fark dude..... I had no brakes either!!! That's why we went past all those limp wrist LCR's under brakes......:cool::cool:
Imagine how fast we'd have been Bob if it was running on 4 not 3!!!!
Oh yeah, I forgot to tell ya Bob, I had the flu at Puke and also the shits, and the burn on my leg was making me only race at 70%.
Our tyre pressures were all wrong too, as was our toe-in, not to mention a loose chain, faulty kill switch, a blocked injector, another faulty spark plug, a bad batch of fuel, no water in the radiator, the seat unit came loose, the deck had oil on it that made you slide around on it, your leathers were too tight in the crotch, and oh yeah, I forgot to clean my visor before my last race.

Other than that - we were on fire dude!!!

[sidecar bob]

Fark dude..... I had no brakes either!!! That's why we went past all those limp wrist LCR's under brakes......:cool::cool:
Imagine how fast we'd have been Bob if it was running on 4 not 3!!!!
Oh yeah, I forgot to tell ya Bob, I had the flu at Puke and also the shits, and the burn on my leg was making me only race at 70%.
Our tyre pressures were all wrong too, as was our toe-in, not to mention a loose chain, faulty kill switch, a blocked injector, another faulty spark plug, a bad batch of fuel, no water in the radiator, the seat unit came loose, the deck had oil on it that made you slide around on it, your leathers were too tight in the crotch, and oh yeah, I forgot to clean my visor before my last race.

Other than that - we were on fire dude!!!

And the funniest part of that is that only half of that IS actually bullshit. :yes:
For an un paralleled level of under preparation we really cant be equalled!!!

[Divvo]

I think you might find the Pirate edges ahead of you in the unpreparedness stakes.
Also, we beat you in the on fire competition (about the only thing we can beat you at)....

And Denny loves the cock

[scrivy]

I think you might find the Pirate edges ahead of you in the unpreparedness stakes.
Also, we beat you in the on fire competition (about the only thing we can beat you at)....

And Denny loves the cock

You beat us well Divvo. My b....s are still sore......
As for Denny, yes he does love the cock......

[scrivy]

Scrivy & Sidecarbob couldn't afford an LCR but they wanted one so badly that they got a sticker so they could put it on there bike and pretend :lol:

But the real description of our LCR is as per the photo suggests!! :motu:


Incase you can't read it, it says "Little Chequebook Racing"

[Joni]

Incase you can't read it, it says "Little Chequebook Racing"I still prefer Little Cock Racing

:lol:

[sidecar bob]

I still prefer Little Cock Racing

:lol:

So do i . . . . ., for the other teams, But its not really appropriate for us.;)

[scrivy]

So do i . . . . ., for the other teams, But its not really appropriate for us.;)

Oh chur bro...... I know your just talking about yourself Bob!! :crybaby:

As for our little chequebook racing, we only spent $5000 on absolutely everything to do with our racing!!! The biggest cost was the continual chem-i-weld for our water leak!!! :shit:

How much was the number 77 budget?? More than $5000 just in tyres!!!
For only a second or so faster lap times, and in two years of racing at the nationals (23 races in total) our team won 12 races - thats over half!!
Do we get value for money??? Abso-f@cking-lutely!!!!

As we don our 18 year old leathers and 10 year old helmets, we do begrudge not having spent more money to have the same amount of fun.

NOT!!!

[cowpoos]

Shit you trike drivers talk some rubbish!!! blimmin 'eck!!

anyway...well done guys...eat less pies and donuts for next year!! HP ain't your issuse its power to weight ratio!! and ya know it!!

Seriously well done!!

ps: How the hell does joni put up with Devious Dave??

[BIHB@0610]

Shit you trike drivers talk some rubbish!!! blimmin 'eck!!

anyway...well done guys...eat less pies and donuts for next year!! HP ain't your issuse its power to weight ratio!! and ya know it!!

Seriously well done!!

ps: How the hell does joni put up with Devious Dave??

Geez Poos you had to bring the power to weight ratio into it, didn't you!?? Now they'll be looking to offload before each race .....you know those dodgy sidecar guys:gob:. Bob's race fitness programme's already exhausting enough for his poor little personal trainer :innocent:

Devious Dave's a sweet wee poppet really :shutup:

[sidecar bob]

Shit you trike drivers talk some rubbish!!! blimmin 'eck!!

anyway...well done guys...eat less pies and donuts for next year!! HP ain't your issuse its power to weight ratio!! and ya know it!!

Seriously well done!!

ps: How the hell does joni put up with Devious Dave??

Thats why we need three wheels, You cant cart that much bullshit around on two!!

[Kickaha]

Thats why we need three wheels, You cant cart that much bullshit around on two!!

Cowpoos is living proof you are wrong ;)

[scrivy]

How the hell does joni put up with Devious Dave??

I told ya before - she makes sure Kick has to drive the van home (takes him 3 days ya know), whilst Divvo flys 'home' immediately!!!! :clap:

Divvos onto it Poos!!!! :rockon:
Kicks a silly man leaving Joni alone.................... :yes:

[Joni]

Shit Scrivy, I will answer this the exact way I do when Kick is talking crap....

"Yes dear" :rolleyes:

[BIHB@0610]

Hang on, I don't talk shite. So does that not make me a sidecar member??
:Oi:

Member .....??? Oh the temptation to comment .... She says nothing .......:buggerd:

[sidecar bob]

This thread surely must contain the most excrement of any thread ever, i think we should go for a record here.

[scrivy]

Shit Scrivy, I will answer this the exact way I do when Kick is talking crap....

"Yes dear" :rolleyes:

Are you saying YES to me Joni??? :shifty::shifty:

[scrivy]

Looky looky......
Shit Bob, can you believe a 20 year old piece of steel tubes is ahead of the carbon fibre LCR's???

I would never have believed it unless I'd seen it!!!

Just count how many LCR's that yellow thing is infront of!!

[scrivy]

Those guys on the yellow thingie should get an LCR too???? :devil2:

[scrivy]

This thread surely must contain the most excrement of any thread ever, i think we should go for a record here.

Is that because its Kick and Divvo's thread? :lol:
We always sabotage their threads!!!

[BIHB@0610]

This thread surely must contain the most excrement of any thread ever, i think we should go for a record here.

Course it's got the most excrement of any thread ever ....... you had two cups to fill Bob :buggerd:

[Kickaha]

Just count how many LCR's that yellow thing is infront of!!

How many LCR's was it in front of at the end?

[scrivy]

How many LCR's was it in front of at the end?

I heard down south, that it was infront of all of them!! Especially on the twisty tracks where it takes skill, rather than owning a drag bike for circuits like Manfeild and Pukekohe. Is this not correct?? :hug:

[sidecar bob]

I heard down south, that it was infront of all of them!! Especially on the twisty tracks where it takes skill, rather than owning a drag bike for circuits like Manfeild and Pukekohe. Is this not correct?? :hug:

Yup, it had everyone screwed down south, I noticed nobody was accusing us of having big mumbo this year tho, seeing as at least 3 othor outfits passed us on the straights this year.
Those LCR riders are incredibly talented in a straight line, im in awe!!!

[scrivy]

Yup, it had everyone screwed down south, I noticed nobody was accusing us of having big mumbo this year tho, seeing as at least 3 othor outfits passed us on the straights this year.
Those LCR riders are incredibly talented in a straight line, im in awe!!!

Hmmmmmm, we did get accused of having the most Hp last year didn't we, only cause we were winning at the twisty tracks - go figure that one!!!
Funny that this year we have LOTS more Hp, and yet we still get absolutely dusted down the straights!! Hmmm..... are those really 1000cc GSXR's???? I'm thinking they're oversize.... :shutup::woohoo: maybe time for an engine examination.......

[Mental Trousers]

I didn't think it was possible but reading this thread you end up buried in shit much deeper than in the bashing thread (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=69335&highlight=bash). You guys are talented ..... if that's the right word for it.

[sidecar bob]

I didn't think it was possible but reading this thread you end up buried in shit much deeper than in the bashing thread (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=69335&highlight=bash). You guys are talented ..... if that's the right word for it.

We can talk shit, take the piss & ride sidecars with no superiors & damn few equals.
Thankyou for the compliment, we will endeavour to keep up the good work.
Bob.

[sidecar bob]

Course it's got the most excrement of any thread ever ....... you had two cups to fill Bob :buggerd:

1 guy two cups!! Yay me, Better than 2girls1cup.

[Mental Trousers]

1 guy two cups!! Yay me, Better than 2girls1cup.
You know the 2nd half of 2girls1cup don't you?? The bit that has spawned tons of reaction video clips.

[sidecar bob]

You know the 2nd half of 2girls1cup don't you?? The bit that has spawned tons of reaction video clips.

Linky please!!!:sick:

[Mental Trousers]

Linky please!!!:sick:
http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=2girls1cup&search_type=

If you want the actual video you're gonna have to go and google it yourself :puke:

[fireball]

We can talk shit, take the piss & ride sidecars with no superiors & damn few equals.
Thankyou for the compliment, we will endeavour to keep up the good work.
Bob.

i think Des talks more shit than anyone and keeps breaking down on his cart (always on my bloody corner when at puke) but yes you side show err i mean cart folk are bloody good guys and your racing at the weekend was FUCKING AWESOME the lot of you...... and next time you see me down in the pits come say hi!