Caption:

[Big Dave]

When the Chips are down. Was Vege's.

[Mikkel]

The Dirtbag was surprised as Paul passed it on the inside...

Seriously, what is that photo? I can tell there a lot of dust - but is that bundle tied to the bike or...? If so, why?

[Big Dave]

The Dirtbag was surprised as Paul passed it on the inside...

Seriously, what is that photo? I can tell there a lot of dust - but is that bundle tied to the bike or...? If so, why?

Paeroa street races - a 'sandbag' caught on his back axle.

[Mikkel]

Paeroa street races - a 'sandbag' caught on his back axle.

So dirtbag wasn't too far off :)

How did Paul fare?

[Big Dave]

So dirtbag wasn't too far off :)

How did Paul fare?

Finished the race with an empty sack.

[Boob Johnson]

Finished the race with an empty sack.
*Must not imply ANYTHING* :innocent:


:whistle:



ps: great shot btw

[Mental Trousers]

The new Suzuki features a device to ensure it wins the race by spreading crap all over the track.

[onearmedbandit]

With the popularity of aerodynamic skin tight leathers, and the sheer size of your cajones required to race on public streets, some riders were taking drastic steps, including surgery, to make sure they had the right 'package'.

[Mental Trousers]

As you can see from the picture this particular Suzuki is somewhat different from the rest because the dirtbag is being dragged along behind the bike instead of sitting in the riders seat.

[onearmedbandit]

As you can see from the picture this particular Suzuki is somewhat different from the rest because the dirtbag is being dragged along behind the bike instead of sitting in the riders seat.

Ok fine, time for one for the Suzuki's.

Due to the obvious power and handling advantages that Suzuki displayed with their class-destroying range of motorcycles, it was decided the only fair way for the other manufacturers to have a chance was to add appropriate ballast to their bikes. However, as the results showed not even this would slow down the might of the 'S' brand. Honda, Kawasaki, Yamaha and numerous European manufacturers are now seeking a court injunction that would see R & D at Suzuki frozen for the next 5yrs so they could have a chance at a race win themselves. Sources from Suzuki were reported as saying that this is fine, and that they would be willing to offer 10yrs as that seemed more realistic.

[DingoZ]

Bags coming last.......Not me this time

[DEATH_INC.]

ppffftttt bond is an amateur, this'll get 'em off my tail....

[spudchucka]

Losing to WINJA again really ripped his bag.

[T.I.E]

the new and improved way to seed the farm, quicker and more fun as shown with this demonstration.

[Pwalo]

Look it's MNZ's new ballast system's first on track failure.

[Devil]

Finished the race with an empty sack.

Spoke to him afterwards, he had no idea the thing was there till the end of the race, then he had to be told that it started off full! He thought he'd caught an empty sack.

[FROSTY]

You can take the farmer outa the farm but you can't take the farm outa the farmboy --Cowpoos busy spreading fertiliser around the local "farm"

[Mikkel]

Finished the race with an empty sack.


*Must not imply ANYTHING* :innocent:

Bloody tempting though isn't it? :whistle:

[Usarka]

The kids hay ride at 300km/hr wasn't the cleverest of ideas.

[MSTRS]

The lack of a pillion seat meant this was the only way he could take the old bag for a ride

[Mikkel]

The difference between cutting corners and hitting the apex.

[martybabe]

Pfft, done it all before with throw over panniers, taint big and it aint clever.


Tie your luggage on people ! :laugh:


Ps. can we have less of the torn sack remarks, I feel quite ill now.

Good shot BD

[EJK]

Just feeding the chickens

[90s]

The green lobby were finally satisfied that seeding new trees whilst racing offset the Co2 produced.

[Swoop]

Another confused suzuki rider, who had heard about "teabagging" but wasn't completely clear on the subject.:rolleyes:

[fireball]

the new and improved way to sew your wild oats....

[Krayy]

When he got back to the pits, Vege told his mechanic that the "land anchor" brake idea was shit.

[90s]

Despite spectators shouting that it looked like he had snagged a bag, Vege knew he just rode that way

[R6_kid]

Money, or the Bag?... I'll take the bag and i'm getting the f00k out of here.

[gijoe1313]

Meh Meh fook'n neeeeowww.....

[The Pastor]

suzi had this race in the bag.

[Edbear]

Doncha jus' hate it when someone starts baggin' yer bike...?

[T.I.E]

with these bread crumbs i can find my way home.

[Swoop]

The latest HyoBAG to hit the streets.

[Usarka]

Bond hoped the countermeasures would throw off his adversary.....

[GaZBur]

"They won't complain about seeing my over-oiled chain dropping oil on the track again now!!!"

[more_fasterer]

After the K7's brakes had faded & warped, Vege was trying anything that his 25 years as a turnip farmer had taught him in order to slow down in time for the next bend...

[fergie]

jesus i wish i could think of summit clever to say, but i can't! bloody good pic though.:rockon:

[MSTRS]

His time in the Airforce stood him in good stead...all that practice laying chaff and flares was working to keep the bogeys off his tail.

[jim.cox]

The latest Hardley Hoover - now with external detachable dirtbag

[Swoop]

Colostomy bag?

[surfchick]

caption:

"pardon me"

or

"feeding out at paeroa"

or

"BYO muck"

or

"I'm the man"

or

"ultimate in smokescreens"

[ManDownUnder]

Paul's near miss:
* scared the hell out of him
* suddenlly filled his colostomy bag to over flowing blowing it out of it's holder
* flailed along behind him resulting in the "chocolate sprinkles" incident now entrenched in motorcycle racing legend

[Pumba]

Colostomy bag?

Didnt know biggles08 was racing

[BIHB@0610]

Changing tack, he lost his sack
and spread his load all over the track

[barty5]

Time restrictions between races we came up with this for supper motard track prep.

[Griff]

It took a few laps to finally dislodge Ranjid, the Indian stowaway.
Lucky for Ranjid, his turban took most of the impact and he walked away with his popadom's intact.

[Dave-]

a thin layer of seed on the track was the only way to score chicks.

[2fst4u]

"Deploy Smoke Screen Mechanism!"

[Bonez]

Colostomy bags are now a requirement for street racing...............

[Deviant Esq]

Suzukis really aren't my bag, baby... *Honda hand flip*

Sorry, couldn't resist :pinch:

[Skyryder]

The only caption that comes to my mind is that 'it is a great photo.'


Skyryder