How many 5 year olds could you take in a fight? [Archive]

deanohit

13th March 2008, 14:35

Ok, heres a funny one I found, how many five year olds could you take in a fight? (http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/)
his short survey will tell you approximately how many five year old children you could fight at once. Results are based on physical prowess, training, swarm-combatting experience, and the flexibility of your moral compass. Here are the ground rules:

* You are in an enclosed area roughly the size of a basketball court
* There are no weapons or foreign objects
* Everyone is wearing a cup (so no kicks to the groin)
* The children are merciless and will show no fear
* If a child is knocked unconscious, he is "out." The same goes for you.

I could take 26 on apparently! :2thumbsup

"D" FZ1

13th March 2008, 14:50

Seventeen :shifty:

Str8 Jacket

13th March 2008, 14:51

Im not even gonna bother taking that test. I know even if 1 5year old comes near me that I would run the other way!!

nallac

13th March 2008, 15:01

whoo hooo, i get 22, better not mess with me kids.........................

R6_kid

13th March 2008, 15:02

assuming they were merciless killers like the 5 year old you'd meet in a backstreet alley somewhere in london...

33 apparently.

tri boy

13th March 2008, 15:36

30 Unleash the little shits.:headbang:

Finn

13th March 2008, 15:41

All of them.

FROSTY

13th March 2008, 15:41

eeep --Dont need to take the test-1 4 year old a 8 9 and 11 year old and Im a goneburger

Freakshow

13th March 2008, 15:46

25 How did you find that!

fireball

13th March 2008, 15:47

You could take on 22 five year old kids in a fight.:nono:

Smokin

13th March 2008, 15:51

I got 25, Doesn't seem right tho, I took out heaps more than that at playcentre the other day.

Usarka

13th March 2008, 15:53

be easier with a chainsaw

Blossom

13th March 2008, 15:57

dear me... I could take 20 which sounds about right. Thats how many I swear come in and out of the house in a week...sigh... where are my bike keys and no..I am NOT leaving the children home alone... they have each other. :lol:

007XX

13th March 2008, 15:58

:laugh:

Apparently, I can take on 25 of the little bastards...

Thing is, I have to keep fit just to be able to keep up with my 10 year old son...little blighter has got good genes and is already almost as strong as I am :rolleyes:

BadCompany

13th March 2008, 16:11

30 of the little ankle biters are going down!

Laava

13th March 2008, 16:42

25
Wonder how Chuck Norris would do?

Mom

13th March 2008, 16:46

I am ashamed with myself really. I can get 17 of them, how is that possible :(

SixPackBack

13th March 2008, 17:36

Non. I love kids and would never hit a 5 yr old.

Grahameeboy

13th March 2008, 17:39

Non. I love kids and would never hit a 5 yr old.

Ya softie...I lose to 1...Nats does not get what she wants she rams me...no contest really...

Subike

13th March 2008, 17:46

You could take on 32 five year old kids in a fight.

oh deary me, I woud have to be a candidate for child bashing if thats were true

slick-kev

13th March 2008, 17:51

i could take on 17 still wouldnt feel rite takeing on 1

JimO

13th March 2008, 17:53

23 for me but i practise on 2 15 year olds

Aero165

13th March 2008, 18:08

31:spanking:

Smokin

13th March 2008, 18:14

I just sent a link to this page on to Sue Bradford.

Your all screwed now:bleh:

slick-kev

13th March 2008, 18:15

Sue Bradford war a joke dat lady/man is

Meekey_Mouse

13th March 2008, 18:21

Hahaha... 20! Better then I thought it'd be

deanohit

13th March 2008, 18:27

I just sent a link to this page on to Sue Bradford.

Your all screwed now:bleh:

Bring her on! I'm sure if I can handle 26 5yos, I could whoop some old bag! :girlfight:

Livvy

13th March 2008, 18:36

20-ish.

Depends on whether I call myself more athletic or just slender, and whether or not the kids hit me first...

Trudes

13th March 2008, 18:43

I could take 24, probably because I've been trampled by a horse and am merciless when it comes to using a child as a weapon on other children.... I am a nanny after all!!!:whistle:

PirateJafa

13th March 2008, 18:56

I could take 31. More if they are [insert stereotype here].

Citroenjunkie

13th March 2008, 19:20

28, Not bad for someone entrusted with the care of a class full of children every day:mad:

Str8 Jacket

13th March 2008, 19:24

Woot! I could take out 33 of the bastards. Best I not have children, me thinks!

The Pastor

13th March 2008, 19:33

You could take on 21 five year old kids in a fight.

@mmie

13th March 2008, 19:45

14 :Pokey: take that

Dino

13th March 2008, 19:52

:shit: Only 17 :bye:

brit-bloke

13th March 2008, 19:55

26 for me... :woohoo:

BuFfY

13th March 2008, 19:59

Ha! I got 17!

It is a bit of a shame it isn't how many 6/7 year olds could you take on! (being the age I teach!) But I am sure I could take on my 21! haha

slowpom

13th March 2008, 20:16

Boys or Girls?
Are they allowed to scream?

hospitalfood

13th March 2008, 20:23

2......
but I turned 12 into drug dealers, 24 into whores and 17 into mass murderers.............

merv

13th March 2008, 20:24

Seventeen :shifty:

Same 17, so are you old and short like me too?

merv

13th March 2008, 20:26

Woot! I could take out 33 of the bastards. Best I not have children, me thinks!

Nah have as many as you like, seems like you could handle them.

mv.senna

13th March 2008, 20:34

GUTTED!!!!!!

I could onlly take 32. :crybaby:

Dammit!! If only I was taller!! :oi-grr:

ducobsessed

13th March 2008, 20:58

#1 - The first rule of Fight Club is, you do not talk about Fight Club.
#2 - The second rule of Fight Club is, you DO NOT talk about Fight Club.
#3 - If someone says stop, goes limp, taps out, the fight is over.
#4 - 27 guys to a fight.
#5 - One fight at a time.
#6 - No shirts, no shoes.
#7 - Fights will go on as long as they have to.
#8 - If this is your first night at Fight Club, you have to fight.

Jeaves

13th March 2008, 21:07

28 of the lil bastards :Pokey:

Storm

13th March 2008, 21:37

34 of the little darlings- do I need help with my lack of morality issues? :D

DIN PELENDA

13th March 2008, 23:39

38 kids..... .tell this to my wife so we can have more kids than 5 we got

Jiminy

13th March 2008, 23:56

23. Can I trade with a single 115 years old kid?

Ralph

14th March 2008, 00:32

29 for me, morality problem? not me.

Kittyhawk

14th March 2008, 00:45

34 - I hate kids...dont mind teaching them...but thats the limits for kitty.

Grahameeboy

14th March 2008, 06:27

Bring her on! I'm sure if I can handle 26 5yos, I could whoop some old bag! :girlfight:

She is coming for you boy...

Grahameeboy

14th March 2008, 06:29

34 - I hate kids...dont mind teaching them...but thats the limits for kitty.

You can't hate kids Kitty...just maybe don't have the "tolerance" for them...:Playnice:

ZeroIndex

14th March 2008, 07:16

34 - I hate kids...dont mind teaching them...but thats the limits for kitty.
LOL snap, 34 too... I knew I wasn't much of a children person

Nagash

14th March 2008, 08:41

30 kids aye.. I wanna test the validity of this..

Kittyhawk

14th March 2008, 12:27

You can't hate kids Kitty...just maybe don't have the "tolerance" for them...:Playnice:
I have my perfect family which suits me....the twins (two baby turtles) and the sisters cat and puppy...no room for kids or a partner..everything is perfect :love:

LOL snap, 34 too... I knew I wasn't much of a children person

Welcome to the selfish side :innocent:

No FX

14th March 2008, 19:05

Next time I'm surrounded by 26 5yo's i know I'll be sweeeet! Whew

JATZ

14th March 2008, 19:21

19, reakon I could do more on a bouncy castle.:banana:

koba

14th March 2008, 19:34

Woot! I could take out 33 of the bastards. Best I not have children, me thinks!

You could take on 34 five year old kids in a fight.
Jeepers, the two of us together = 67?!? Kids may not be the best idea...

FzerozeroT

14th March 2008, 19:39

33, that's why I got banned from playing bullrush at school :D and then kicked off the rugby team. pussies.

HDTboy

14th March 2008, 19:57