KB Idol [Archive] - Kiwi Biker forums

Kittyhawk

13th March 2008, 23:59

Disco Dan

14th March 2008, 00:06

Hmm tricky one there... used to be a few people that I really respected and listened too from KB... but they have either stabbed me in the back or stolen the girl.

In terms of riding - Kittyhawk gets my vote. Been riding a long time and you have given me a lot of tips and advice!

KB Racer - Frosty

Stupid thing on a bike - other than me? :innocent:

Biker twin? - pass.

White trash

14th March 2008, 04:25

1) Robert Taylor (There's actually heaps of 'em but naming just one is difficult)

2) Gixxerracer. The man's a demon on wheels and one hell of a nice bloke. Not too shabby with the poetry either.

3) notinsane. "Why's my brand new, rebuilt motor stopped? What's all this blue lint blocking my oil pickup?"

4) Superweetard. Why? We're bruvvaahs!!!!!!

koba

14th March 2008, 06:07

1) - Str8 Jacket, or else! :spanking:
2) - Deano
3) - My mate, cant remember his Kb name coz he is never online.
He did the ol' 12 O'Clock Wheelie plus a few hours, Dumped his girlfriend off the at the lights.
He then chased it trying to get the clutch in running behind it but finally dropped it (he ALMOST got the clutch!)
Funny as hell to watch!
After we stopped lafing we picked it up, gearshift was broken. He rode it home in 3rd gear 2up (decent distance) fixed the linkage and carrried on with our ride!
4) - probably quallman1234

SixPackBack

14th March 2008, 06:22

1/ Ixion [in general, tho' he does talk bollocks at times], Wolf in religious ravings [he owns that thread], Mental trousers [doin' a good job son]........and shit loads of other people!

2/ Easy. White Trash. My opinion of him soared after Paeroa...a racer yes, but also a show man. Good onya Jimmy, your antics while short where hugely popular with the crowd.

3/ Riding over the crest of a hill through a red light [roadworks] at high speed at night, towards on coming traffic. Suicide!. Still makes me shake my head [not naming rider]. This was on an ATNR where strangely my top 5 witnessed stupid moments have been.

4/ Not sure I have someone even approaching that status. Very much my own man.

Grahameeboy

14th March 2008, 06:35

Sixbelly - for finally finding a softer font...

James Deuce

14th March 2008, 07:06

Ooo look a popularity contest. Hasn't been one of these for a while.

kiwifruit

14th March 2008, 07:10

1 - Mr Merde; wise man

2 - Sugilite; humble pie

3 - Boomer; *throws keys to Frenchy*

4 - Saul; posers unite

Trudes

14th March 2008, 07:23

1. loads, but mainly... Jim2; Skunk; Sully60; Sugilite; Cowpoos

2. Flame..... she is a true inspiration!

3. Crashed it...?? I don't know, seen a few stupid things. Probably one of the dumbest was watching someone following someone else in their line, right up their arse, front person slowed down, arse ornament didn't realise then paniced, stomped on rear brake, left a lovely flat spot on their rear tyre and black mark on the road.... but then continued to do the same thing.... didn't learn a farkin thing.... smart animals learn!!

4. I don't know, maybe Lissa, we wanted to nominate each other for "Cyber Sisters", but it's not open to nominations, we often think the same things, but beat each other at posting....and the gossip :shutup:!!!! Oh and my hubby, Kendog is my soul mate (thankfully we don't look alike, but sometimes we accidently dress alike)

Joni

14th March 2008, 07:36

1. Spank me (even when he drives me completely nutty), close second would be OAB
2. Kickaha, with White Trash a close second.
3. My father: Getting on my CBR, had never ridden before.... did not listen to a word I was saying when I was trying to tell him what is needed, got target fixation with a wall and smacked straight into it at low speed... I was horrified and laughing all at the same time... poor Pops.... poor Bike.
4. Riff Raff: because I love her to death.....regarding bikes: she deals with that part of her life like she has nothing to prove to anyone... she does what is best for her.

Colapop

14th March 2008, 08:52

Macktheknife - A good guy through and through.
Jayracer - he's little and quick. (Trashy too but he's banned from www.stuntUSA.com)
Stupidest thing? Me. Getting on the back brake and locking up the wheel. Stayed upright (dumb luck) and managed to slide between the guy I was following and the traffic island, then between the car and traffic island (right turning) and then across the intersection on a double red light. Dumbass.
My twin??? FARK!! Is there anyone like me out there? If so... you're in trouble!!

007XX

14th March 2008, 09:00

That's a really tough one...can I answer twice, each time naming one person? :innocent:

1 - DMNTD (with Mental Trousers a close second)
2- Drew and Flame (nomination for different gender allowed :nya:)
3- Can't say I have ever witnessed anything really stupid first hand
4- Mandownunder and Colapop...cos they just is my brothers :love:

Grub

14th March 2008, 09:24

1 - Hitcher (come to think of it, where is he at the moment?)

2 - Codgyoleracer (Glen Williams) he's a legend. Precise, focussed and a winner

3 - Me, locking up back brake and highsiding into the wire fence on the Takas

4 - Kendog, Wannabiker and Dingoz (ok, so we're quads - awrright?), we ride the same, all good company

Trudes

14th March 2008, 09:27

Another one we could add to this is:
KB Stalker - who gives you bling constantly??

SpeedyGirl

14th March 2008, 09:39

1 - TonyB - he is one of the few that doesnt always talk shit ;) and a really nice guy

2 - Bren - what a season so far!

3 - Watching anyone stupid enough to get on their bike during any rally when they have been drinking

4 - Have not met anyone yet....but a couple are close!:banana: I am unique :devil2:

Trudes

14th March 2008, 09:54

1 - Hitcher (come to think of it, where is he at the moment?)

I'm sure he's lurking around here somewhere, just waiting to jump on a spelling mistake or lack of punctuation (luv your work Hitch!)

4 - Have not met anyone yet....but a couple are close!:banana: I am unique :devil2:

I've been told by several people that we look very similar......:gob:

ManDownUnder

14th March 2008, 10:06

1 - A Kber you respect and listen to
Sarge

Shaun and 6pack stand out - two grumpy little shits never afraid to call a spade a sapde but remarkably frank in their ability to stand up and be counted when they get/do something wrong. Something a lot of people could learn from.

2 - KB racer
Shaun and Jimmy

3 - The most stupidest thing someone has done with a bike.
...riding drunk....

4 - Who would be your biker twin (most similar to you) and why
I'll let others decide that. Mack, Cola and Riffer all come to mind for a variety of reasons but it's more brothers than twins.

SpeedyGirl

14th March 2008, 13:20

I've been told by several people that we look very similar......:gob:

Ahh.... we will have to catch up and confuse the boys when I come up in June !!! :)

fireball

14th March 2008, 13:28

1 - A Kber you respect and listen to would have to be BigDog and of course LilSel! both have bailed my dumb ass out more than they have had to...

2 - KB racer have to be side car bob, scivvy and flame and white trash

3 - The most stupidest thing someone has done with a bike. my lil bro target fixation and ended up in a ditch he now has a pin in his arm (dickhead)

4 - Who would be your biker twin (most similar to you) and why there is no one quite like me... if you can find them let me know so i can slap them! :lol:

enigma51

14th March 2008, 15:00

Rules are you can only choose one biker per category, has to be a memeber and have to give a brief description...who what where why etc...

1 - A Kber you respect and listen to

2 - KB racer

3 - The most stupidest thing someone has done with a bike.

4 - Who would be your biker twin (most similar to you) and why

Barbender cause his big
Whitetrash pretty much the same reason as Sixpack put down
Boomer wanting to sell it (I should say his bike either way its funny)
Kiwifruit cause i also want a R1

Morcs

14th March 2008, 15:09

1 - A Kber you respect and listen to - Macktheknife. No explanation needed.

2 - KB racer - Id say Brian Deadman, but hes not on KB. Frosty a close second.

3 - The most stupidest thing someone has done with a bike - Me, Flipping someone else ZX10r in front of 30 bikers. Flipping a cbr whilst doing 12 o clocks, and finally, getting more tickets than anyone on KB!

4 - Who would be your biker twin (most similar to you) and why Westie. Hes crazy. Im stupid.

onearmedbandit

14th March 2008, 19:20

3 - The most stupidest thing someone has done with a bike - Me, Flipping someone else ZX10r in front of 30 bikers. Flipping a cbr whilst doing 12 o clocks,

Come on, more details please!!

Big Dave

14th March 2008, 19:27

Id say Brian Deadman,

Yeah - that's a model of how to do it huh.

Morcs

15th March 2008, 18:30

Come on, more details please!!

Which one?

Everyone knows about the '10 incident...

Morcs

15th March 2008, 18:31

Yeah - that's a model of how to do it huh.

He condemned me for ditching the Honda for a suzuki...

I cant argue with that...:mellow:

Unit

15th March 2008, 18:49

1) DMNTD for sure, total respect for knowledge, mentoring, and total dedication to motorcycling (yes he is my partner but thats not the reason I chose him, I truly repsect his motorcycling, even when he scares me silly!).
Also total respect for Mom, shes the bomb.
2) Kiwifruit at track days, can follow this man all day long if he goes slow enough for me
3) Grahameeboy for putting diesel in the SV, gotta say that was a beaut!
4) Mahaman, only person I know appreciates my chicken strips

Colapop

15th March 2008, 18:54

Ooo and I like Unit too... an DMNTD.. an Maha... an Mom... an Noddyrog... an Mr & Mrs Busa Pete... an OAB... an MDU... an goddam... there's so many of you... an Cowpoos an... Quasi... an... ahhh fuggit too many to write... Come to my 40th in Spetember... we'll have a couple of drinks... gotta work out details...

Unit

15th March 2008, 18:55

Colapop

15th March 2008, 18:56

Ahhh... yes... there is that... 'cept I'M handsome!! (But he is a farking whole world better rider than me...)

Unit

15th March 2008, 19:07

Ahhh... yes... there is that... 'cept I'M handsome!! (But he is a farking whole world better rider than me...)
Damn, cause he's spending so much time away from home (says she who is 400ks away right now) he's looking decidedly gorgeous each time I see him (practically one night a week :o).

Colapop

15th March 2008, 19:40

Ewww!! T.M.I.

TonyB

6th May 2008, 20:45

1 - TonyB - he is one of the few that doesnt always talk shit ;) and a really nice guyDid I remember to pay you for this?:Oops:

TOTO

2nd June 2008, 01:29

1 - YamahaR64life - good and valuable advice

2 - Keystone19 - racing idol from the real world

3 - Badger8 - 12 o'clock a GN250

4 - ChocolateWheels - similar thinking paterns i guess

Winston001

2nd June 2008, 02:53

1. Hmmm, I actually respect quite a lot of people here but just to be obtuse I'll single out Ixion this time. He is at the polar opposite end of the political spectrum from me (him being a Commie :D) but he is interesting, intelligent, can laugh at himself, and contributes to the flavour of such a diverse site.

2. Don't know any racers but all power to them. :niceone:

3. Some guy riding a bike onto the bonfire last year at the Brass Monkey. Of course that is also normal behaviour. :msn-wink: Apart from that, it has been suggested to me that passing my mate at 160+k when he was starting to overtake a truck, just north of Kaikoura was slightly silly. Can't see it myself, thats what happens when he buys a VStrom....

4. I"s an original!! No twins here.

skidMark

2nd June 2008, 03:27

Rules are you can only choose one biker per category, has to be a memeber and have to give a brief description...who what where why etc...

1 - A Kber you respect and listen to

2 - KB racer

3 - The most stupidest thing someone has done with a bike.

4 - Who would be your biker twin (most similar to you) and why

1. Loosebruce.

2. Glen williams.

3. Doing 240kph on a ZX10R then spotting the fast approaching roundabout...

...100 metres ahead.

4. On kb errrrr...

Morcs i guess, hes been pulled over almost as much as i have, he has to beat 42 times in 3 years though...

Kickaha

2nd June 2008, 09:32

I've been told by several people that we look very similar......:gob:

Whys that? have you got big tits to?

1 Stanko, wealth of Knowledge and incredibly helpful

2 Scurvy (depsite his incessant whining about LCRs:bleh:)and Sidecarboob, shouldn't be winning against the latest and greatest but they do

3 Myself,carrying on racing with a fractured wrist and ankle (2 different meetings)

4 Diesel Pig (cept he's shorter and rounder) we do more racing than road riding,both swing on sidecars and are both spectaculary talented

Trudes

2nd June 2008, 10:00

Whys that? have you got big tits to?

I've been told it's the boobs and hair.:confused:

LilSel

3rd June 2008, 12:03

Nodrog is my idol :lol:

I think Im a serial blinger to him lol!... always makes me laugh with his posts :)

nudemetalz

3rd June 2008, 13:08

1 - A Kber you respect and listen to
Jim2 - he's a good dude, and an excellent drummer :)

2 - KB racer
Sully60 - helped me a lot with getting Lady P going on the Bucket circuit.

3 - The most stupidest thing someone has done with a bike.
Has to be coming back from the Brass Monkey in 1993. I was doing a speedometer check with those 1km signposts. My mate up ahead jammed his brakes on as a dog ran out in front of him (on the open road in the middle of nowhere??). I was doing 100km/h while my mate had stopped about 30m ahead. I locked up the brakes on the RZ500, swerved and clipped his right saddlebag ripping it from his bike.
Ended up on the wrong side of the road nearly facing the other way !!
Trevor Pierce (yup the bikeshop owner in CHCH) nearly fell off his bike laughing so hard.

Hmmm,...clever.... :oi-grr:

4 - Who would be your biker twin (most similar to you) and why
Biker-twin...gosh, is there someone else like me? Please NO !!