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Maha
14th March 2008, 14:11
Following on from the 'Rat' saga a few months, I get home and find this fucker in the toilet. Now, I dont remember leaving it there this morning. Not quite sure how Mickey got in there, the window above is open a tad, but the climb up would have tested any Rodent. And then to fall into the shiter and drown? What a bastard of a Morning he was having, or had!
And the two red dots at the bottom of the Pan?....Hoping thats mouse blood....:(
007XX
14th March 2008, 14:20
Geez...is Mom's cooking that bad?????:dodge:
:rofl:*where's me hidey hole???*
Finn
14th March 2008, 14:23
That looks more like gerbil to me. Also note how dry the lil fellas fur is? Hmmm, only a petroleum based substance could provide such waterproofing...
MisterD
14th March 2008, 14:24
Why am I reminded of that old story about Richard Gere and the hamster?
Mikkel
14th March 2008, 14:25
It dropped its party pills - that's the red stuff.
Finn
14th March 2008, 14:26
Why am I reminded of that old story about Richard Gere and the hamster?
It was a gerbil.
nodrog
14th March 2008, 14:28
its one of them new 'nature series' tampons
Maha
14th March 2008, 14:39
Geez...is Mom's cooking that bad?????:dodge:
:rofl:*where's me hidey hole???*
I will leave that one now Ms 'V'.....:spanking:
Also note how dry the lil fellas fur is? Hmmm, only a petroleum based substance could provide such waterproofing...
Like that stuff thats in your top right draw you mean?....:whistle:
its one of them new 'nature series' tampons
The string attached is a give away huh?.....:sick:
nodrog
14th March 2008, 14:41
The string attached is a give away huh?.....:sick:
and the blood, a lemon entry my dear nedwn
007XX
14th March 2008, 14:43
I will leave that one now Ms 'V'.....:spanking:
Chicken! :shake:
The string attached is a give away huh?.....:sick:
:shifty:not absorbent enough....
Eh! you guys started the disgusting jokes, not me allright...
Maha
14th March 2008, 14:46
Eh! you guys started the disgusting jokes, not me allright...
No, it was the human sized tampon for TGA.....Nodrogfluer...:yes:
Laava
14th March 2008, 16:20
Did you consider that maybe he came in that way. Like a kind of adventure orienteering for mice. " Navigate your way to the Mahas crapper and then jump out and hide in the office! Oh and here is a oxygen mask in case they hit you with the old Pea Beau!"
barty5
14th March 2008, 16:27
must have thought it was some sort a trendy lap pool
MIXONE
14th March 2008, 16:31
Is that the dirty rat who....
No it's a mickey mouse but he fell out.
Mom
14th March 2008, 16:55
Geez...is Mom's cooking that bad?????:dodge:
:rofl:*where's me hidey hole???*
I should think so too! :spanking:
Did you consider that maybe he came in that way. Like a kind of adventure orienteering for mice. " Navigate your way to the Mahas crapper and then jump out and hide in the office! Oh and here is a oxygen mask in case they hit you with the old Pea Beau!"
Now there is a happy thought...NOT!
How disgusting! When Mark rang me I was busy at work and passed my phone to Jafar who happened to be visiting at the time. I was talking business on my work line listening to him about wetting himself, wondering what the hell goes on!
All I can say is thank God Mark found it not me, not sure even I could have avoided a girly squeal really.
What the hell goes on? I am going to have to close the toilet window I guess, as that is the only way it could have ended up there, not even the mouse cat from hell would have dropped it in there!
Str8 Jacket
14th March 2008, 17:16
http://www.myconfinedspace.com/watermark.php?src=wp-content/uploads/2007/12/mouse-cat.thumbnail.jpg
hmm....
http://www.jonco48.com/blog/Cat_20and_20Mouse_20.._20Love_small.jpg
Animals eh?!
Meekey_Mouse
14th March 2008, 17:22
All I can say is... Awwww poor lil mousey!! :weep:
LilSel
14th March 2008, 17:27
:lol:... Maybe he was thirsty??
nadroj
14th March 2008, 17:28
I bet he's pissed off now!
MIXONE
14th March 2008, 17:53
I bet he's pissed off now!
If maha hadn't seen him he'd be pissed on now though.
Maha
14th March 2008, 17:56
All I can say is... Awwww poor lil mousey!! :weep:
:lol:... Maybe he was thirsty??
I bet he's pissed off now!
If maha hadn't seen him he'd be pissed on now though.
They dont flush...must be full of air, cant ya tell its Gasping?.....:(
Laava
14th March 2008, 18:26
:lol:Tricky little buggers to flush, sometimes you have to lay something on top of them!
yungatart
14th March 2008, 18:40
What is it about you two, that attracts vermin to your humble abode?
Maha, take the bloody rubbish out man, tis your job!!
ElCoyote
14th March 2008, 18:48
:lol:Tricky little buggers to flush, sometimes you have to lay something on top of them!
Like a brick?:laugh:
McJim
14th March 2008, 18:54
Maha man - your cat needs to learn to chew it's food but 10/10 for the toilet training! :rofl:
Maha
14th March 2008, 21:11
What is it about you two, that attracts vermin to your humble abode?
Maha, take the bloody rubbish out man, tis your job!!
Not so much the rubbish going out........its the rubbish coming in...
Maha man - your cat needs to learn to chew it's food but 10/10 for the toilet training! :rofl:
Cat was firmly asleep when got home, that being said, i aint ruling out the posibility of a Feline V Rodent stouch happening at some stage during the morning. I am however at a loss as to how the critter got in the bog? Was it put there? i dont think so, cat not really that clever. Did it jump in (suicide) mmmm could be, have not ever heard of this senario before.
McJim
14th March 2008, 21:18
Cat was firmly asleep when got home, that being said, i aint ruling out the posibility of a Feline V Rodent stouch happening at some stage during the morning. I am however at a loss as to how the critter got in the bog? Was it put there? i dont think so, cat not really that clever. Did it jump in (suicide) mmmm could be, have not ever heard of this senario before.
I tole you. Cat ate mouse, cat didnae chew mouse, cat shat mouse intae the toilet. Mystery solved:done:
gijoe1313
15th March 2008, 09:04
Heh, reminds me of the little fella who I caught in the bathtub... I was going to let it drown, and came back several hours later. Still alive! I like fighters so I gave him a sponge to float on before catching and releasing him in a park outside! :yes:
The crazy thing was watching him paddle the sponge around once he got the hang of using his backlegs in the water :rofl:
007XX
15th March 2008, 10:43
I should think so too! :spanking:
:D You know me love you very long time! :hug::love:
In regards to your mouse situation, get yourself a big tomcat if you don't already have one...he'll drive you nuts with the miawing at midnight during full moon, but you won't have anymore rodents...:done:
Edit: just read the rest of the thread...me thinks the rodent could have gotten in the bowl in the first place cos he was thirsty...And Gijoe rocks!!! i would have done the same with the lil'fella...I had two pet mice as a kid, and they were awesome!
Mikkel
15th March 2008, 12:45
Heh, reminds me of the little fella who I caught in the bathtub... I was going to let it drown, and came back several hours later. Still alive! I like fighters so I gave him a sponge to float on before catching and releasing him in a park outside! :yes:
The crazy thing was watching him paddle the sponge around once he got the hang of using his backlegs in the water :rofl:
Good on ya.
It's not unlikely that it still would have gotten water into its lungs. They aren't designed for swimming...
gijoe1313
16th March 2008, 21:41
Good on ya.
It's not unlikely that it still would have gotten water into its lungs. They aren't designed for swimming...
Well I wasn't going to do "mouse" to "mouse" breathing on it! :rolleyes:
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