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Str8 Jacket
17th March 2008, 12:03
I wasnt gonna post up a thread as I really didnt do anything spectacular! However I had ALOT of support and help from quite a few KBers and I really need to say thanks!
Last Weds night I was offered 2 bikes to take up the hill, 1 was KS34's CBR600 racebike and the other was Drew's FZR750 stunt bike. I choose Drew's bike and then the wheels started turning......
Early Sat morning Drew, Scracha and Limbimmy arrived to pick me up. Fark I was nervous! Me and LBTW shared a van and he drove, which was lucky cause I dont have a cage licence.... We got to the track around 9.30 and I sat on the FZR for the first time. Sweet, I could touch the ground and it wasnt *that* big. I was getting more and more nervous before we went out on the sighting laps. I hadnt really ridden a "big" bike for 2+ years and I had never ridden anything other than a 400. With the sighting laps out the way I knew I could relax as I found the bike easy to ride and the road was nowhere near as scary as I had thought it would be, though this was mainly cause I wasnt going that fast! My goal for the weekend was to see how much I had improved over the 2 day's. I was really hoping to see a big improvement and I was really hoping that I wouldnt crash or blow up Drew's bike!......
I remember being so nervous about crashing in front of everyone or stalling at the start line that I took my first 2 launches VERY slowly! My first run up the hill was 3.48mins, which for me was OK but in comparison to others it was SLOOOOW! Everyone was talking about how scary it was, that was because they were doing the run in 2 mins something where as I was literally just pootling up the hill! I finally mastered the launching bit towards the end of the day and got down to about 3.40 which was an average of 100kph. I was a bit bummed out but decided that my aim for Sunday was 3.30 mins.... Still I had had a blast and my face hurt from smiling so much!
That night Sully asks me what PSI I was running the tyres at, turns out he pumped them both up to 40 psi and I hadnt thought to check, we sorted that out for Sunday though!

Sunday.... Well I wasnt nervous but I had a headache all day, except for when I was on the bike. I was feeling so much more confident and I had got my starts sorted too. During one of my launches I realised that the front wheel was lifting but I didnt freak out and just leant over the bike keeping the throttle on and it was sweet, lol :niceone:
During my second run I had a major tankslapper coming into the left hand corner after the bridge. Ive never had a tank slapper beofre and I hope I never have one again! I managed to smack my funny bone into the tank and wind myself somehow.... The bike somehow straightened up jsut as I thought "Fuck it im gonna crash" and I almost closed my eyes! That run was the only one that I was not smiling when I got to the top. I had tears in my eyes, I couldnt breathe and my elbow hurt. Turns out that was the first of my string of good runs, I managed a 3.26 which was 22seconds faster than my first run.
I ended up with a best time of 3.20mins. I know its not an awesome time when looking at other results but it was a huge acheivement for me as I had then knocked of 28 secs from the day beofre!
I need to thank the following people for helping me get out there and have the best weekend of my life!
Drew, for letting me ride your bike and making it Hels-rideable. Also for you kick up the arse to even do it in the first place!
KS34 - Ken - AKA Coffee Guy, for paying for me to enter the race on Sunday and for all the support and smiles!
flame, for lending me her leathers for the day. They fit great too!
Sully60, for getting the bike there and home and not complaining!
Weaver, Vasaline Warrior, for helping me crash start the bike!
LBTW for putting up with me in the van all the way there and back and for picking me up and dropping me off!
Mrs Kendog and NumberOne for tracking my times!
Kendog fo rthe laughs and the photo's. You have a great nob Nige! ;)
koba, for just being you. You rock and I love you!
EVERYONE ELSE for cheering me on and generally making me feel calm. It was great to get to the top and see you guy's cheering and smiling!

This is what KB is really all about and we really are lucky! Thanks everyone, I really did have one of the best weekends of my life!

chanceyy
17th March 2008, 12:29
the grin on your face each time was worth it chick .. blardy well done !!!! :2thumbsup

so you will be back next time huh :yes:

Lissa
17th March 2008, 12:40
Awesome Hels.. you looked like a pro!! A racing motorcyclist pro that is!! :D

Got some photos, will have to get them to you some how! :sunny:

Trudes
17th March 2008, 12:51
You're a star Hels!! I'm really proud of you for taking the opportunity these awesome people gave you and making the absolute most of it and not making excuses why not, like a lot of people would have, you did AWESOME!!!!!

And hey, sorry for keeping you (and everyone else) awake with my "noise" :nono:, I forget where the volume knob and the off switchs are sometimes:shutup: (ok, when certain substances are involved), but you can pay me back some time.

Love your work chick!:woohoo:

skelstar
17th March 2008, 14:20
Awesome Hels, sounds like you had a great time!

RantyDave
17th March 2008, 14:41
During my second run I had a major tankslapper coming into the left hand corner after the bridge.
OH MY GOD! Arse goes "SPSPLSPLPLPLLLPPLLPLPLP!!". NOT a game I want to play.

But, yeah, like they said - biggest smile I've seen on anyone for a long time. Way to go!

Dave

Nasty
17th March 2008, 17:10
Great report ... well done there Hels :)

Rob Taylor
17th March 2008, 17:18
Great Report Hels.Since you raced this event you no longer have the right to call your self a "Noob". The title "Noob" is now given to all other KB'rs who have not riden this event. You are now a racer...... :rockon: Tell you what,you sure have "BALLS" to get on that thing of Drews.Last thing i remember was seeing it desolving in the rain on Drews back lawn.Anyway your a winner in my book:Punk:

merv
17th March 2008, 17:25
Awesome and sorry I wasn't there to see it. As Robert says, you are a winner :first:.

quallman1234
17th March 2008, 17:38
Well done mate, sorry i was a bit Mmmm about it all.
:bash:.

See ya round.

Str8 Jacket
17th March 2008, 17:45
Great Report Hels.Since you raced this event you no longer have the right to call your self a "Noob". The title "Noob" is now given to all other KB'rs who have not riden this event. You are now a racer...... :rockon: Tell you what,you sure have "BALLS" to get on that thing of Drews.Last thing i remember was seeing it desolving in the rain on Drews back lawn.Anyway your a winner in my book:Punk:

Cheers mate. It's actually a nice and easy bike to ride. Obviously its not the newest and bestest but its fun and its different from anything ive ever ridden and I wouldnt have gone any faster or better on anything else except maybe a 150 2smoker...... Very VERY glad I did it!


Well done mate, sorry i was a bit Mmmm about it all.
:bash:.

See ya round.

All good mate, lucky I had some faith in myself eh! ;)

quallman1234
17th March 2008, 17:48
Good on you mate, sorry for being a dick. :angry:

Did ya enjoy the fuzzy / blurryness of a large bike! (again)

Str8 Jacket
17th March 2008, 17:50
Good on you mate, sorry for being a dick. :angry:

I still luffs ya! :yes:

Zuki Bandit
17th March 2008, 17:53
Big congrats mate, sounds (and looked with that front wheel up) like you had an excellent time. ONYA!!!:clap:

scracha
17th March 2008, 18:30
I felt nostalgia for the FZR750 until I hauled the big beastie out of the van. You've officially got big baws Helen.

Number One
17th March 2008, 18:37
Yay Hels!

Don't tell my big hairy monster but I enjoyed tracking your times the most out of everyone.:2thumbsup

Good on you girl you improved more than anyone else out there based on the times from what I saw....which was all of them by the way.

I'm all inspired...and a little gutted I didn't take the SV up myself upon reflection - all good though was a great weekend and lovely man is currently in garage turning the SEOB back into the SE - but with hot and much better suspension! Thanks babe :love: you long time

Never thought I could be so excited at the prospect of going to work in the morning...let's just say the ewdessey won't be making it out the gate and I be early and travelling the long way round me thinks :2thumbsup

BRING ON THE BUCKETS - YEEEHAR :banana: :wari:
though might be a slight come down anticlimax to the hill climb for you Hels :lol: Not nearly as glamourous at the slipway :buggerd:

KS34
17th March 2008, 19:01
Best money I have ever spent!:banana: The challenge has been laid down, who is the newbee next year? BIG pat on the back to you Hel your smile is infectious! I may even enter next year ( that will be someone you can beat.)
It would be a Fkn hoot if we could do this every year with some unsuspecting poor sod that has never been to the hill before!!

Str8 Jacket
17th March 2008, 19:09
Yay Hels!

Good on you girl you improved more than anyone else out there based on the times from what I saw....which was all of them by the way.

I'm all inspired...and a little gutted I didn't take the SV up myself upon reflection - all good though was a great weekend and lovely man is currently in garage turning the SEOB back into the SE - but with hot and much better suspension! Thanks babe :love: you long time

Never thought I could be so excited at the prospect of going to work in the morning...let's just say the ewdessey won't be making it out the gate and I be early and travelling the long way round me thinks :2thumbsup

BRING ON THE BUCKETS - YEEEHAR :banana: :wari:
though might be a slight come down anticlimax to the hill climb for you Hels :lol: Not nearly as glamourous at the slipway :buggerd:

You were so awesome with your encouragement. You guy's were so stressed but you always had time to tell me my time! It was so funny, cause I had to enter F1 on that bike and all the other fullas in F1 were getting 2.2XXX's and here I am celebrating my 3.20, I sure got some funny looks! :D You should DEFINATELY enter next year!
As for the buckets, I can hardly wait. I LOVE my 2 smokers bucket racing rocks, its a completely different experience all together! :banana:


Best money I have ever spent!:banana: The challenge has been laid down, who is the newbee next year? BIG pat on the back to you Hel your smile is infectious! I may even enter next year ( that will be someone you can beat.)
It would be a Fkn hoot if we could do this every year with some unsuspecting poor sod that has never been to the hill before!!

Mate you ROCK! Everytime I came back and saw that I had shaved a few more seconds off my last time I was bursting! It was sooo cool to look over at you guy's when I was waiting to start and see your smiles, it really encouraged me! Thanks for everything and thanks to everyone else for believing in me! :niceone:

Kendog
17th March 2008, 19:10
Kendog for the laughs and the photo's. You have a great nob Nige! ;)

Your reaction when you got your last time from us, really capped off what was a great weekend for me. That excitement is what it was all about :)

Here are a some shots of you in action.

Str8 Jacket
17th March 2008, 19:16
Your reaction when you got your last time from us, really capped off what was a great weekend for me. That excitement is what it was all about :)

Here are a some shots of you in action.

HAHA, yeah I almost punched a hole in the top of the caravan when I threw my fist in the air!

Cheers for the photo's there awesome! :niceone:

flame
17th March 2008, 19:25
So awesome to see the biggest smiles EVER on your face all weekend Hels!

and you did a fantastic job with the bike, gawd all the thing actually knows is how to go on one wheel, or smoking the rear tread! NOW it knows how to race the HillClimb and it was done in style :niceone:

Well done Babe! way more fun than playing wif sausages eh:msn-wink:

deanohit
17th March 2008, 19:42
Jeez Hels, thats awesome, sprint racing on a stunt bike! And what an improvement in time!
Those other B&BOB had better watch out now!

cowpoos
17th March 2008, 20:04
GO HEL'S !!!!!!!!!!

Str8 Jacket
19th March 2008, 09:48
It would be a Fkn hoot if we could do this every year with some unsuspecting poor sod that has never been to the hill before!!

Ive been thinking about this and the more I think about it the more I think that this can and SHOULD be done! I should have my own bike by next year and will definately be entering again. I will definately be keen to help put some $$ towards getting a noob out there. I cant describe what an amazing experience it really is!

koba
19th March 2008, 14:27
Ive been thinking about this and the more I think about it the more I think that this can and SHOULD be done! I should have my own bike by next year and will definately be entering again. I will definately be keen to help put some $$ towards getting a noob out there. I cant describe what an amazing experience it really is!

I'm keen....

Str8 Jacket
19th March 2008, 14:47
I'm keen....

Yes, but you do realise we're talking about teh Hill Climb not giggidy, dont you? :msn-wink:

Clivoris
21st March 2008, 19:56
Best money I have ever spent!:banana: The challenge has been laid down, who is the newbee next year? BIG pat on the back to you Hel your smile is infectious! I may even enter next year ( that will be someone you can beat.)
It would be a Fkn hoot if we could do this every year with some unsuspecting poor sod that has never been to the hill before!!

+1 for that. I am happy to contribute to "The KB Cliffhanger Noob Scholarship".
Jay, Drew and those other quick fullahs are pretty flash and all Hels, but as others have said you were the star of the day. The old FZR would have enjoyed remembering gentler days.

ajturbo
21st March 2008, 23:29
yep.. you looked great in the leathers...:Punk:

had me worried though.. thought you would get closer to my times!!:Punk: