Is this your bike?

[Disco Dan]

Is this your bike?

Albany mall, sunday morning.

[onearmedbandit]

No it's not. But thanks for asking.

[LilSel]

nah... mines purple :banana:

[Tank]

Do you ask that about every bike you see - or is there more to this story?

oh - and its not mine.

[EJK]

Nope but why?

[vifferman]

Yes! Yes, it is.
Here's another picture of it, from a different angle (just so you can really enjoy it, in all its glory):
<img src="http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=51842&d=1169611554" /img>

[Disco Dan]

Yes more to the story.

[Mokoro]

ah........was wondering where I left it......is it still there?

[nodrog]

its mine, thanks for putting my numberplate on the internet.

[Str8 Jacket]

Yes more to the story.

What then?

[Disco Dan]

its mine, thanks for putting my numberplate on the internet.

What difference would it make if I blanked it out? It is only a plate. nothing illegal done, nor did bike in picture do anything illegal.

[nodrog]

What difference would it make if I blanked it out? It is only a plate. nothing illegal done, nor did bike in picture do anything illegal.

so now i know where i can get parts for my binned suzuki gsx250, you may as well posted the poor cunts name and address.

[Disco Dan]

Was wondering what was going through this guys head when he thought he could try and keep up with an 1100... left him for dust then he turned in opposite direction ...pulling into carpark same time as me... 5 minutes later.

I just want to know what the shortcut was!.. it certainly was not the speed of his riding'.

..bear in mind I was using a satnav which should have taken me quickest route to mall. How the smeg did he get there so quick!

Route that I took - glenfield road, over new mway followed all the way past stadium then right onto that big main road thingy to turn left into mall.

This guy turned right towards wairau park..

[vifferman]

How the smeg did he get there so quick!
He used The Force? :spudwhat:
Flicked on the Suzuki's flux capacitor? :confused:

[Usarka]

Was wondering what was going through this guys head when he thought he could try and keep up with an 1100...

Look there's an 1100 i'll try to keep up.....?

[Disco Dan]

Thinking about it logically... there is a tiny weeny chance that it was not the 'same' bike. But that would make this entire thread even more pointless than it already is so i'm not going to think about that.

Oh the rider was a ginger too...

[Str8 Jacket]

Oh the rider was a ginger too...

Souless bastard.

[vifferman]

Route that I took - glenfield road, over new mway followed all the way past stadium then right onto that big main road thingy to turn left into mall.
That's where you went wrong.
It's quicker to get there via SH17 and Mercari Way, even on my Crap-o-cycle.

[EJK]

Oh the rider was a ginger too...

So thats what all this fuss is about :laugh:

[karlosnz]

Yup he did the 'Time warp":headbang:

[Disco Dan]

Righto... this is route i took... that blue marker was where the ginger turned right..

[Disco Dan]

That's where you went wrong.
It's quicker to get there via SH17 and Mercari Way, even on my Crap-o-cycle.

son of a... I mean.. Daughter of a dog!!!!

[Disco Dan]

I guess looking at the map.. the mway does look quicker... damit!

.......reeally?

[Disco Dan]

Does that mean I was outwitted by a ginger? :mellow: ..through a "technicality" of course, may I add.

[NOMIS]

this has got to be the stupidest point less post ive seen you post danny boy.
TEll the truth you wana make a :2guns:"let's pick on the Ginger" post don;t you?
:clap:

[Morcs]

Was wondering what was going through this guys head when he thought he could try and keep up with an 1100... left him for dust then he turned in opposite direction ...pulling into carpark same time as me... 5 minutes later.

I just want to know what the shortcut was!.. it certainly was not the speed of his riding'.

..bear in mind I was using a satnav which should have taken me quickest route to mall. How the smeg did he get there so quick!

Route that I took - glenfield road, over new mway followed all the way past stadium then right onto that big main road thingy to turn left into mall.

This guy turned right towards wairau park..

2 words. Bush. Road.

[barty5]

th reason it took you so long lookin a the route you took is were you finish is up a fuckin hill in the middle of the bush road bike would have had a hell of a time getting up through the bush you should have turned right at the first round about on aotea valley road. then you wouldnt of had to have washed all the mud of when you got home hope this helps

i have edited your map for you PS may need to up grade your navman

[BadCompany]

I've seen it around around albany area before. He probably went to Tristram Ave then jumped on the northern and gunned it up to Greville Rd or Onewa Valley Rd.
Where as I beleive your took Albany Highway all the way up to the Stadium.

[Kittyhawk]

Disco! What's with the signature lol!!!

ARgh*

*walks out slams door skirt gets caught rips and carries on walking in fishnets*

[Disco Dan]

th reason it took you so long lookin a the route you took is were you finish is up a fuckin hill in the middle of the bush road bike would have had a hell of a time getting up through the bush you should have turned right at the first round about on aotea valley road. then you wouldnt of had to have washed all the mud of when you got home hope this helps

i have edited your map for you PS may need to up grade your navman


oh yeap thats the one, *gets confused*


I've seen it around around albany area before. He probably went to Tristram Ave then jumped on the northern and gunned it up to Greville Rd or Onewa Valley Rd.
Where as I beleive your took Albany Highway all the way up to the Stadium.

Could have pwnd that ginger on a minger on the 1100 - showed him what the extra stallions mean... :headbang:

[Disco Dan]

Disco! What's with the signature lol!!!

ARgh*

*walks out slams door skirt gets caught rips and carries on walking in fishnets*

Oh was that not what you meant? :whistle:

Context seems so important... :whistle:

[P38]

Does that mean I was outwitted by a ginger? :mellow: ..through a "technicality" of course, may I add.

Hahahaha out smarted by a Ginga on a Minga without a satnav.:laugh:

Serves you right :bleh:

[YellowDog]

Yes, there is a real neat shortcut. Turn right towards Wairu and then left, which is sign posted Mairangi Bay. There is then a left that brings you out so you can go straight into shopping Centre. Try http://maps.google.com - much better and up to date than Garmin Navman etc.

[more_fasterer]

2 words. Bush. Road.

Wot 'e said. Satnav sucks when it comes to finding the quickest route.


That's where you went wrong.
It's quicker to get there via SH17 and Mercari Way, even on my Crap-o-cycle.

So that WAS your suzuki in the first post! When did you get that?? :dodge:



TEll the truth you wana make a :2guns:"let's pick on the Ginger" post don;t you?
:clap:

Not a bad idea that... where's a fanta-pants we can pick on???

[MaxB]

Met a pommy tourist on a rental bike in the SI last year. His satnav took him over the Marlborough Sounds back roads and along some Central Otago dead end farm tracks. He had given up on it and was navigating from one of those tourist attraction maps.

[Stromble]

Ever heard the story Tortoise and the Hare?

:rofl:

[homer]

not a very intelegent thing to do , putting a number plate on the net ,

it can be found out where you live , name etc

[Livvy]

Look there's an 1100 i'll try to keep up.....?
Kaching. That sounds about right.

Or maybe, "well, he's showing off, but I'll go this way because I need to get to the mall, I wonder where he's going?".

I bet if it was the same guy, he probably would'a had a great laugh at arriving the same time as you...

[FROSTY]

sorry Dan. I was running in the lil bike so couldn't go over 4000rpm.
:shutup:

[McJim]

Giving someone "The learn" when you have more cubes and ponies is fucken lame.

Giving someone "The learn" when you have the power disadvantage is the road to earning respect.

Lossing respect for you dannyboy....:no:

[Disco Dan]

Giving someone "The learn" when you have more cubes and ponies is fucken lame.

Giving someone "The learn" when you have the power disadvantage is the road to earning respect.

Lossing respect for you dannyboy....:no:

Since when has anyone had any respect for me in the first place?:no:

[musicman]

aotea valley road


Onewa Valley Rd

... Oteha Valley Road??

[BadCompany]

... Oteha Valley Road??

Uh yeah, that one :S

[devnull]

The dude could've headed down Wairau, onto the m/way at Tristram, gone up past Greville and exited into the mall at Bush rd...