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Steam
19th March 2008, 16:27
I am on KB way way WAY too much, wasting vast amounts of time that could be spent writing my CV and cover letters, or reading, or socialising with my flatmates, or other real-world people, or showering, or cooking good food, or adjusting my valve clearances, or even riding my bike.
Riding my bike! Imagine that!

I'd have so much time if I didn't have the internet.
Maybe I'll try a net-free week.
How could I do that? Give away my computer? Keep it at a friend's house?

Right, that's it!

No more internet today!

James Deuce
19th March 2008, 16:29
WOuld a gentle tap with a Dolphin fillet have the same effect?

Coyote
19th March 2008, 16:34
I'll smack him! He deserves a second from me too for painting over a perfectly good classic Kawasaki :p

Steam
19th March 2008, 16:35
WOuld a gentle tap with a Dolphin fillet have the same effect?

If it was still in the steel can, yes, that would be fine.

AArg! Going.
Now!

Badjelly
19th March 2008, 16:36
No more internet today!

You're watching this thread right now, aren't you, aren't you?

Unit
19th March 2008, 16:44
I know what you mean, DMNTDs not home to do it for me, report on all that is going on while I buzz around nearby getting shit done. Its a perfect balance when he's here, when not Im on this too much too.
Go ride your bike, must be at the top of your list!

onearmedbandit
19th March 2008, 16:44
You're still online...

jrandom
19th March 2008, 16:51
You're still online...

That status doesn't necessarily imply that he hasn't closed his browser.

Mental Trousers
19th March 2008, 17:39
I can assist you .... :whistle:

Mikkel
19th March 2008, 20:48
If it was still in the steel can, yes, that would be fine.

AArg! Going.
Now!

Damn and I thought our ISP sucked - you take more than 8 minutes to log out.

Anyway, I'm severely disappointed - from the title I expected that you had a date with one of the girls you mentioned in that thread not so long ago. (It was you wasn't it? My ISP sucks so I can't be arsed to do a search for it - something about met my dream girl...)

McJim
19th March 2008, 20:53
......meanwhile McJim dons his leathers and knuckledusters and laptop and heads up the road to Dunedin....this could be just like a Saturday night in Sauchiehall Street all those years ago :devil2:

TOTO
19th March 2008, 22:58
Last post 16:35

in his profile it says : "Last Activity: Today 16:36 "

Maybe he is really trying to quit...

maybe he needs one of those patches thingies...


on another note - An internet free week would just KILL me - seriously.

onearmedbandit
20th March 2008, 00:13
That status doesn't necessarily imply that he hasn't closed his browser.

Yes, it was just a feeble attempt at luring him out.

onearmedbandit
20th March 2008, 00:15
Last post 16:35

in his profile it says : "Last Activity: Today 16:36 "



I think your clock is out...his last post was according to what I see an hour later.

TOTO
20th March 2008, 00:26
I think your clock is out...his last post was according to what I see an hour later.

yea , my Dailight saving has kicked in on my PC,but i'm too lazy to correct it. so you are right. damn its confusind since they moved it .

dailight saving is on 5 Apr , right ?

Trudes
20th March 2008, 07:10
So we're trying to lure him out so we can punch him, are we?? Sweet, you know honey catches more flies than vinegar......

Coyote
20th March 2008, 07:44
So we're trying to lure him out so we can punch him, are we?? Sweet, you know honey catches more flies than vinegar......
If he appears this morning we don't get to punch him unfortunately. He said just last night.

But go on with the photos if you so wish.

Steam
20th March 2008, 20:53
you almost went 24hrs with out a post

Yes! And I was home all last night AND all of today. I may win this battle yet.

No punches in the face therefore. Those who were looking forward to a little Steam-whackin may have to wait a little longer.

TOTO
20th March 2008, 21:07
Yes! And I was home all last night AND all of today. I may win this battle yet.

No punches in the face therefore. Those who were looking forward to a little Steam-whackin may have to wait a little longer.

so go ride your bike then. dont stay here !

Steam
20th March 2008, 21:09
It's dark. I already rode for an hour today. And I've had four beers.

Mikkel
20th March 2008, 21:33
It's dark. I already rode for an hour today. And I've had four beers.

This is Steam,

He has ridden for an hour today and have had four beers...

Boohoohoo - now he doesn't want to ride his bike.

You need to Harden The Fuck Up Steam!


;)

Good man. Enjoy your beers :yes:

Steam
20th March 2008, 21:41
Wot? Eh?
http://nocturnalremission.com/img/confused.jpg

Madness
20th March 2008, 21:44
Pointless























drivel.

Blossom
20th March 2008, 21:51
Pointless


drivel.

:lol: and yet you still had to post. :devil2: Personally I like pointless life drivel. It reminds me that I am not the only one who would lose the plot if I lost my internet connection for a week. :crybaby:
My connection is bad enough already with my isp being as reliable as a teenagers period. :Pokey:

Steam
20th March 2008, 21:51
Yes, I feel the thread successfully kept me off the evil evil internet for one night, its job is done, it may retire to the cool, quiet, blue-grey realm of PD, forever to rest in peace.

Madness
20th March 2008, 21:56
Personally I like pointless life drivel.

And you ride an Intruder.

It takes all sorts they say...

Goodnight kids.

deanohit
20th March 2008, 22:43
It reminds me that I am not the only one who would lose the plot if I lost my internet connection for a week. :crybaby:

I nearly lost the plot after xmas/ new years when I could only log on once every week for 6 weeks! :lol:

TOTO
21st March 2008, 04:36
I nearly lost the plot after xmas/ new years when I could only log on once every week for 6 weeks! :lol:

It had affected you permanently :rolleyes:- no wonder your nuts :jerry:

deanohit
21st March 2008, 07:37
It had affected you permanently :rolleyes:- no wonder your nuts :jerry:
:lol:
It did wean me off it a bit, I don't spend nearly as much time as I did on here anymore!

Zuki Bandit
21st March 2008, 07:38
I am on KB way way WAY too much, wasting vast amounts of time that could be spent writing my CV and cover letters, or reading, or socialising with my flatmates, or other real-world people, or showering, or cooking good food, or adjusting my valve clearances, or even riding my bike.
Riding my bike! Imagine that!

I'd have so much time if I didn't have the internet.
Maybe I'll try a net-free week.
How could I do that? Give away my computer? Keep it at a friend's house?

Right, that's it!

No more internet today!
Punch... there you go!