The Easter Story...add your own sentence.

[Bren]

Lets see what bizarre story we can get.
Only one rules-Add one sentence at a time.
Here is the start.

"As the easter bunny bounded over the hill he spied a small hamlet spread out in the valley before him."

[toebug]

Laying in that hamlet was a fluffy brown female bunny smoking weed.

[Disco Dan]

But first the easter bunny had to negotiate the inconveniently placed land mine field.

[98tls]

And then pay GST:oi-grr:

[Bren]

But paying the GST was not as bad as paying the ACC levies that go with being a rabbit in a country where every other bloke takes to the hills with a .22 or a shotgun.

[Zuki Bandit]

And then suddenly, out from the bushes came.....

[Bren]

a cross dressing weirdo with a fetish for rabbit fur.

[Disco Dan]

named Jrandom.


p/t

[TOTO]

The cross dressing weirdo with a fetish for rabbit fur was surprised to see an orange rabit in the forest, and he asked the rabbit....

[Trudes]

"Dude, what shade of orange is that, it really brings out your eyes and I want to see if it'll make my tail look smaller"...

[Nasty]

The rabbit replied to the cross dressing weirdo ... " aye it may make your tail look smaller, but I'm afraid that other things will appear smaller as wel... to be sure ... .do you really want that?"

[Skyryder]

Meanwhile.

[Maha]

Scott Watson was still in Prison and logged onto Kb and remebered that Rabbit Stew was on the menu today...but he had other ideas as to what he could do with the carrot and white sauce.

[Madness]

It was no ordinary Rabbit Stew, it contained the special ingredient "Kalisi"...

[ynot slow]

The rabbit thought Kalisi was his Tongan cousin,so met another prick called Viagra.

[HornetBoy]

He then proceeded to ....

[MIXONE]

This viagra was known as a real hard prick and

[tri boy]

...and would take on any c**t, for at least 30seconds until he ran out of "juice".

[martybabe]

Just then, weginald the famous botty boy wabbit from cell block b burst into the room holding.............

[Bren]

a dozen 12% woodies and..

[tri boy]

...a Jack (rabbit) Hammer to break the da boyz out of the hell hole.

[barty5]

it was at this point they realised that...

[Trudes]

They were all really bath-time bunny rabbits and a horny fat chick was heading their way, so they

[tri boy]

thrilled the fat bitch to within an inch of her life, smashed down the prison wall, and bounded towards Peter rabbit's burrow just up the coast.

[barty5]

on the way there they found a great big and very rare

[sweetp]

Scottish cow, that had a wonderful personality and big udders

[Disco Dan]

Cow McJim began stroking his udders, milk starting to drip out..

[yungatart]

when, suddenly, over the crest of the hill, came a....

[barty5]

motorcycle riding hogwart (yamaha of course)

[Skyryder]

bellowing at the top of his voice "The Irish are coming the Irish are coming.
Run for the hills run for the hils. Suddenly and without warning someone replied "They have already come ya fool St Paddys day was yesterday."

[MIXONE]

Viagra then piped up to say"Well I've been talking to my best friend Smelly Pussy and she told me that St. Paddy's Day is going to be banned as it is a racist day celebrating drunken fools who can't even speak kiwi"

[barty5]

potatoes potatoes they all said as they all rushed of to the pub once there they all

[yungatart]

..imbibed copious amounts of Guiness and ...

[Maha]

They wanted to shag any Lepricorn within reach, but due to over demand for this Irish pastime, the Bar owner reminded the patrons that.....

[ynot slow]

A 14" Murphy is an obsolite colour tv from the late 70's,not the irish porn star noted for doing....

[Dino]

Helen Clark in the parliment bathrooms, thats the real reason ....

[Bren]

that the beehive is filled with small dicks and stinky slappers!

[MIXONE]

However the rabbits not being known for their political nous headed to the beehive to get some honey

[Maha]

Alas there was no Honey, but they did bump into Rodney Hyde wearing a Playboy Bunny outfit and holding a huge wooden cross, which was on lone from Marget Wilson, Rod was on his way to....

[Dino]

to deal to these damn rabbits eating all his greenery, he held a massive .....

[James Deuce]

Nut.

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[kevfromcoro]

And Mr rabbit replys.....
I have just washed my thing,,, And i cant do a hare with it..

[Mom]

Smelly Pussy rushed to help Rodney with his massive nut exclaiming...

[_Gina_]

Smelly Pussy rushed to help Rodney with his massive nut exclaiming...
"My good god, can you see that old dog, he's humping the most beautiful blonde lesbian I have ever seen!"

[Mom]

Rodney yelled "go clean up your ACT! you sound like you are taking party pills!" then he shimmied, with a small passe doble (sp?) skip across knocking the gorgeous lesbian to the ground (at least he did not drop her) keeping his eye on the rabbit who....

[Skyryder]

Ya need to see an optician, Hellen's Rodeneys bit on the side. "Shhhshsss" that's a state secret. Not any more shouted bunny Douglass to which
Roddy replied I'm the chief Rodger now and I'm doing all the Rodgering from now on and if you can not get your' act' together you can just bloody well rodger off "Rodger."

[Mom]

It was then that Rodger noticed the bunny reclining on a deck chair smoking a big spliff with a sardonic grin on his face holding...

[Trudes]

a Tui in one hand and his throbbing penis in the other and singing...

[Maha]

Girls on Film, for it was the Duran Duran concert that he most looking forward to, Simon Le Bon was held close to his heart beacause of....

[Pussy]

...and his hare was perfect!

[ynot slow]

But then Wodneythe Wabbit was getting a blowjob from Uncle Helen,don't look down said Cullen the clown,why? said Wodney...

[Maha]

And with that, he left the Beehive.......for ever! But didnt take him long to discover.........

[ynot slow]

To shag the beehive sheep is the same as not looking down when getting a blow job from Uncle Helen,then he went to the caketin...

[Mom]

humming along to girls on film while drinking beer, he realised what a sad fuck he was...in his mind he heard the song...I WAS MADE FOR LOVING YOU BABY.... he glanced over the fence and noticed....

[Maha]

Growen men wearing makeup and playing with fire...no it wasn't KISS, it was a group of KBers dancing around a life sized Bunny called Bob, then all of a sudden, over the PA System came the words.....

[Pussy]

....no Easter eggs for you bastards, the easter bunny has a bad dose of myxamatosis...

[Mom]

....no Easter eggs for you bastards, the easter bunny has a bad dose of myxamatosis...

For a moment he was startled (as rabbits are in bright lights at night) then he realised it was a tease, because it was Kalisi, not myxamatosis that was the new AIDS for rabbits. He leapt for joy!! He had been immunised against Kalisi!

He skipped towards Bob, the life sized bunny, hoping the leather clad bikers dancing around him were friendly and not ghey as he had read about some that may bat for the other team. He held his breath as he approached and then all of a sudden.....

[martybabe]

.......he relaxed cause the kbees had not arrived on Hondas and therefore anal probing was not on the menu tonight. He was shocked to see......

[Pussy]

.......he relaxed cause the kbees had not arrived on Hondas and therefore anal probing was not on the menu tonight. He was shocked to see......
...Mom, with that thin lipped look that only a woman can have. She wasn't happy, as she uttered....

[Maha]

No body had booked a spot for him on the Picton Ferry, he bound as fast as Finn on speed to the Boat leaving place. Upon boarding he quickly became friendly with two Female Swedish Tourist and they.....

[ynot slow]

Called Helga and Gertrude viss de svedish accent,they also hated Abba,but like to dress up like Kiss,and were into movies,very naughty movies including bunnies or rabbits,being blonde they didn't know which...

[Mom]

so they decided to go below decks and experiment with both options. Suddenly the intercom interrupted their preparations and the Captain's voice advised them to prepare for huge swells during the crossing. They ....

[Pussy]

...then noticed another huge swell, not the sea type....

[Maha]

Is it a huge Easter Egg? Is it the wooden cross he had earlier? or is it something more Fluffy?...the Swedes look on with mouths wide open as The Bunny reaches for.....

[Pussy]

Is it a huge Easter Egg? Is it the wooden cross he had earlier? or is it something more Fluffy?...the Swedes look on with mouths wide open as The Bunny reaches for.....
...a dirty big carrot! Vot are you going to do with that, they squealed.....

[Maha]

With two Swedes and a Carrot......the options were there, but Bunny didn't have Coleslaw on his mind, his two companions returned to the upper decks to find.....

[Goblin]

The swelling was in fact an infected tooth! We will phone the Muslim Dentist to remove the infected tooth from whence the huge swelling had come, for they must abide by the no trading laws on the Good Friday

[Maha]

With two Swedes and a Carrot......the options were there, but Bunny didn't have Coleslaw on his mind, his two companions returned to the upper decks to find.....


Elmer Fudd!!!.....He been searching for that Pesky Wabbit for wong time, Picton was just around the corner, who would be waiting for the Bunny....

[Goblin]

but the Dentist with the hands of velvet and the pliers to set him free...to eat the swedes and carrot as if they were the Last Supper.

[_Gina_]

Having eaten at last, he wondered what might be for afters...

[Bren]

The rabbit followed the dentist to his surgery where he was strapped into a chair by his front and rear paws, then the gas mask went over his face and the last thing he saw as he swam in purple haze was a diploma on the wall. it read "Dr P.Ussy Gynecologist"!

[Pussy]

Having eaten at last, he wondered what might be for afters...
..., anything but bloody Easter eggs, he thought...

[Skyryder]

as he succombed to the gas. Now in a trancelike stated he conversed with John Lennon, Jim Morrison and Jimmy Hendricks not necessarily in that order.

[Pussy]

... it was a happy place. Then bright lights, is this a dream?... NO, it's car headlights, and he's in the middle of the road!....

[Rogue]

"Christ" the rabbit thought as he bounded off the road "lucky I'm not a possum"

did you know rabbits eat their own shit

[Maha]

Sitting in a ditch wondering what the hell the smell was, he discovered that he had infact, shit himself, felling a little hungry (munchies) he didnt really want to eat the pile of shit so got back on the road and stuck his little rabbit thumb out, and who should pull over and stop? non other than....

[Zuki Bandit]

Fidel Castro in a beat up Morris Minor.....

[Trudes]

He thought it was Castro, but really it was Blondini and the car was a mini.
The bunny was now on the road trip of a life time, "Invercargill here I come" he thought.

[flyingcrocodile46]

He thought it was Castro, but really it was Blondini and the car was a mini.
The bunny was now on the road trip of a life time, "Invercargill here I come" he thought.

As the mini pulled up at the 'Friends of Horwhenua Society' while Beemer sniggered quietly in the back seat, fondling himself and a big tube of KY jelly.
http://www.google.com/search?q=Horowhenua%2C+gay&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a

[Krayy]

Not wanting to hang around with the bunny buggering Beemer bloke, the bunny quickly hit the rear ejection seat button, sending Beemer flying, and jammed his foot over Blondinis onto the gas pedal.

[James Deuce]

"Crikey!"

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[flyingcrocodile46]

Not wanting to hang around with the bunny buggering Beemer bloke, the bunny quickly hit the rear ejection seat button, sending Beemer flying, and jammed his foot over Blondinis onto the gas pedal.

Not to be cheated, Beemer dusted himself off, removed the felching tube from his rectum, inserted Virago, smiled to himself as Virago squirmed around while he kick started him, engaged 1st gear and set of in pursuit of the bunny who he could see hanging out the window laughing hysterically while squirting KY jelly all over the road as he rounded the corner exit from Horowhenua http://www.google.com/search?q=Horowhenua%2C+gay&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a

[Katman]

And the Easter Bunny said to himself "Haven't they done this very same old shit on Trademe's message board"?

[James Deuce]

Indubitably.

[Dino]

But the poor bunny didn't know what "indubitably" meant, he thought it may have meant "unquestionably" but to be sure he had to whip out his laptop and do a Google search, "bugger me" he thought, all Google has come up with is a breakfast cereal,

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this just made him more hungry -

....

[James Deuce]

Servants never knock on doors, they just go straight in, and they should never register emotion. So if you were to walk into a room and there were three people naked throwing doughnuts at each other, you would merely say dinner is served. Even if you were hungry.

[Skyryder]

But since there was no 'bunny fight' Easter bunny decided to remorph as Scottish sporin where he could swing to his heart content between two hairy thighs masquerding as the Hounds of Baskerville,.............Jeeves canyou bring the hypodermic, Dr Watson corrected Holmes that Jeeves was on holiday to which Holmes replied..............just testing Holmes just testing ..................

[_Gina_]

... Even if you were hungry.

"Jeeves, my man, did someone some say Breakfast's ready, 'cause damn me and the bunny are hungry!"

:drool:

[TOTO]

"yes we have blueberry pancakes with cream, do you want some ?"