Ladies and metro-sexual gents...

[Trudes]

Hi all, just thought I'd let you in on a beauty secret I have....:mellow:

Now before we all start with the "You should buy locally, blah blah blah", it's my money and I'd rather not pay extra for stuff and spend more money on bling for my bikes, anyway...

I buy all my skin-care stuff from StrawberryNET (http://www.strawberrynet.com/country.aspx), they are generally much cheaper than most NZ suppliers of the same stuff, they do discounts for return customers, free postage, and fast!! I placed an order last Thursday, and with Easter and all, it still arrived today (Tuesday), I have waited a lot longer for packages to arrive from Auckland.
So if you like smelly stuff and smooth skin etc, check them out. (No I'm not getting any commision for this, just like others to get a good deal too).

[Str8 Jacket]

I thought that Nige had started looking particuarly radiant lately!

[Trudes]

haha, yeah, bugger keeps using my "products"!! He keeps telling me that the best skincare stuff to use doesn't cost a thing and he has an endless supply!:sick:

[007XX]

Cool site! Thanks mate...

I'll be looking closely next time I see Nige, checking for any telltale traces of eyeliner..:lol:

[Kendog]

Oh my god.

[ManDownUnder]

Oh my god.

You called?

'ang on - which Nige are they talking about - you or me?

[Kendog]

'ang on - which Nige are they talking about - you or me?

Just when I thought this thread could not get worse :crazy:

[Str8 Jacket]

Just when I thought this thread could not get worse :crazy:

maybe you need to try a calming face mask, if you havent already.....

[ManDownUnder]

maybe you need to try a calming face mask, if you havent already.....

This one perhaps?

http://crustacean666.zoto.com/img/30/5e12e529e170403ff9e3bfda44a4e69c-.jpg

[007XX]

Just when I thought this thread could not get worse :crazy:

Calm down, you nerveous wreck...there are many various reasons why men (the full red blooded kind) use moisturiser...:devil2::blip:

*But I got to admit I was wondering as to how you manage that baby smooth complexion of yours?!? :innocent:*

Te he...:dodge:

[Pussy]

haha, yeah, bugger keeps using my "products"!! He keeps telling me that the best skincare stuff to use doesn't cost a thing and he has an endless supply!:sick:

You are VERY nordy, Mrs Kendog

[Number One]

haha, yeah, bugger keeps using my "products"!! He keeps telling me that the best skincare stuff to use doesn't cost a thing and he has an endless supply!:sick:

I was going to ask him about his eyelashes the other night - they are black right from the root to the tips! I have to dye mine to get that...sucks when men have better lashes than girls!

Oh and as for the best stuff doesn't cost a thing - my dad used to say that too about the grotty old, pube ridden bar of palmolive in the shower stall:crazy:

Actually hang on I don't think that's quite what you are referring too :eek5:

Poor Nigel! It's ok Nigel you can run away to our place and watch DVD's with Ryan anytime hmmkay :whistle: Infact you move in here with Sully and I'll move in there with Trudy :clap:

[Donor]

You called?

'ang on - which Nige are they talking about - you or me?

Well it's not bloody me...

Come to think of it, I never realised just how many parents hated their kids...

[Trudes]

Poor Nigel! It's ok Nigel you can run away to our place and watch DVD's with Ryan anytime hmmkay :whistle: Infact you move in here with Sully and I'll move in there with Trudy :clap:

Hey!!!! Suits me!! (Although we'd have to get the boys round occasionally to cook and clean eh!!):shutup:

[Number One]

Hey!!!! Suits me!! (Although we'd have to get the boys round occasionally to cook and clean eh!!):shutup:

"Cook and Clean" - Yeah that's what we'll invite them round for :devil2:

[Trudes]

"Cook and Clean" - Yeah that's what we'll invite them round for :devil2:

Oh that's right, today's Tuesday, you were told about "Tuesday night" at the Kendog's weren't you??

[Kendog]

It's business time....

[Pussy]

Good luck Nigel, we're thinking of you.....

[ynot slow]

It's business time....

Freekin great tune and done so well,specially the part about 2 minutes.

I bought a new philipps razor at Farmers during a half price and less clearance sale,rechargeable and when I opened it,the thing had nivea gel sacs for a smoother shave,thought WTF poofter shit is this,but it feels great,no burning if unshaved for a couple of days,hope to fark I'm not turning metro-sexual,nah never ever ever,aftershave and roll on is as close to it I'll get.

[Trudes]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-GpTTf175aE

I actually meant "Tuesday Night Orgy at the Kendogs" (invite only), but the Flight of the Concords cracks me up!!

[James Deuce]

Nice idea but they don't do L'Oreal Skin Care stuff :(

[Trudes]

That's cause you can buy it at the supermarket Jim..... :dodge: (Yes, I am a skincare snob):pinch:

[James Deuce]

Pffft. Their exfolient fucking works and doesn't leave you with that fresh "chemical peel" feeling some of the other "name" brands do, and their SPF15 moisturiser doesn't leave an oily residue on my helmet lining.

[Trudes]

I just kidding you Jim, I allow Nige to use L'Oreal.:lol:

[James Deuce]

I gave you "helmet lining" and you come back with some wet comment about Nigel. Well!

[ynot slow]

I just kidding you Jim, I allow Nige to use L'Oreal.:lol:

Damn like that L'Or overher.

[Trudes]

I gave you "helmet lining" and you come back with some wet comment about Nigel. Well!

hahaha, I have to admit, it was a serious *whoooooosh* moment:o, but now that you have pointed it out to me, :rofl:noice!!!

[Number One]

I allow Nige to use L'Oreal.:lol:

Because he's worth it! Eh hun :rolleyes:

[thehollowmen]

Thank you!
I used to go to Lush in chch but I haven't been well and have been in the naki. There is NOTHING up here.

[James Deuce]

Thank you!
I used to go to Lush in chch but I haven't been well and have been in the naki. There is NOTHING up here.
Do you need a Non-Euclidean jumper to hep your convalescence?