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Bren
26th March 2008, 11:26
Saw this in the news just now...bloody what a way to be seen off...


Man hires stripper for father's funeral

New 11:51AM Wednesday March 26, 2008



A man has honoured his dead father's wishes by hiring a stripper for his funeral.
Taiwan's United Daily News reports Cai Jinlai - who had a fondness for strip clubs - was promised an exotic dancer for his funeral if he lived to 100.
When he died at 103, leaving behind 100 descendants, his son Cai Ruigong filled his father's wishes.
Ruigong told the newspaper that he paid more than NZ$210 for the stripper's 10-minute performance around the coffin.
"He would travel around the island with his friends to see these [strip] shows," he said.
- NZ HERALD STAFF

Usarka
26th March 2008, 11:27
Did he get a stiff?

R6_kid
26th March 2008, 11:55
Did he get a stiff?

I think he was one?

Usarka
26th March 2008, 11:58
might be the first time that a getting a stiff got someone a stripper :lol:

R6_kid
26th March 2008, 11:59
Well there'll definitely be no sex in the champagne room!

forkoil
26th March 2008, 12:10
I think he was one?
That'd be a hard act to follow.

Bikernereid
26th March 2008, 12:13
What a son!!

Stirts
26th March 2008, 12:54
guess it's one way for a woman to get multiple o's

2up3dom
26th March 2008, 13:12
i saw something along those lines last year with a stripper brought in for a funeral was either in chat or real people magazines or something like that from the uk

007XX
26th March 2008, 13:12
I wonder how comfortable it would be to give a lap dance in the confines of a coffin?

BIHB@0610
26th March 2008, 13:19
I wonder how comfortable it would be to give a lap dance in the confines of a coffin?

It'd be hard ........

Joni
26th March 2008, 13:25
It'd be hard ........You say that with conviction......

Care to ellaborate? :shifty:

007XX
26th March 2008, 13:25
It'd be hard ........

:laugh:

Gives a new perspective on the term of "giving a woody" eh?

BIHB@0610
26th March 2008, 13:49
You say that with conviction......

Care to ellaborate? :shifty:

Well ... um ... that is, I mean to say .... getting her feet either side of the dead man's lap to do a dance would be quite difficult ..... especially up on the alter, with those really high heels on. That's what I mean - it'd be difficult .....:innocent: