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engineer007
26th March 2008, 12:59
whats a man and lino got in common -
if a woman lays them right the first time ,you can walk over them for years

Mully
26th March 2008, 13:12
What do a woman and a rug have in common?

They both need to be beaten occasionally.

ManDownUnder
26th March 2008, 13:13
What do women and carparks have in common.

The best ones are the hardest to get into

Mully
26th March 2008, 14:03
What do politicians and nappies have in common?

They both need to be changed regularly. And for the same reason.

ynot slow
26th March 2008, 21:16
What have the easter bunny,father xmas,a hard working polititian and an honest lawyer have in common?



Sweet fuck all ,they're figmants of your imagination.