Mums, eh!

[Trudes]

My mum text me on Monday morning saying she'd just been out picking mushroom (wild field type ones...YUMM!), and had got about a bucket full, I text back and said, "immm, real mushrooms, if I want mushrooms these days I have to buy them and they just don't taste the same do they!" (Used to collect TONS of mushrooms as kids on the farm, love them I do!).

Anyway, courier just turned up with a chillibox type thing, and inside it is packed full of freshly picked and peeled mushrooms from my mum all the way from Wairoa (Hawkes Bay) Haha, you gotta love her!! Guess what I'm having for dinner tonight!!:2thumbsup :love: my mum!

[jrandom]

:love:

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[Finn]

Guess what I'm having for dinner tonight!!:2thumbsup :love: my mum!

Fish & chips?

[Trudes]

hahaha, nooooo, not that kinda mushroom, I don't think she loves me THAT much!!

[007XX]

Awwwwww...who's a mommy's girl????:laugh:

That's pretty cool mate...:D

[Finn]

Awwwwww...who's a mommy's girl????:laugh:

I'll say. I haven't spoken to my mother in 24 years.

[Trudes]

Yep, maybe she's making up for the 4 years we didn't speak after she "moved" me out... anyway, all's forgiven, she feeds me and sends me teddybears!!:love:

[Warr]

I'll PM you my address and could you see if your Mum has any spare to send me :)

[Trudes]

I'll PM you my address and could you see if your Mum has any spare to send me :)

hehehe, they're mines I tell you, all mines!!!!:devil2:

[Skunk]

Anyway, courier just turned up with a chillibox type thing, and inside it is packed full of freshly picked and peeled mushrooms from my mum all the way from Wairoa (Hawkes Bay) Haha, you gotta love her!! Guess what I'm having for dinner tonight!!:2thumbsup :love: my mum!
Cool. See you tonight.

Er, what times dinner?

[Trudes]

Cool. See you tonight.

Er, what times dinner?

See above post!!;)

[Str8 Jacket]

Awww, you so lucky! I luuuurve teddy bears! :love:

[007XX]

I'll say. I haven't spoken to my mother in 24 years.

I hear ya...I put an ocean between my mother and I...only way I could get some peace :rolleyes:

[Number One]

awww nice - wanna swap her for something?

[Finn]

I hear ya...I put an ocean between my mother and I...only way I could get some peace :rolleyes:

Mine put 6 foot of soil between us. :crybaby:

[Number One]

Mine put 6 foot of soil between us. :crybaby:

and that right there...is a conversation stopper!

[jrandom]

and that right there...is a conversation stopper!

Nah, he lined it up on purpose. Show no mercy.

[007XX]

Mine put 6 foot of soil between us. :crybaby:

Yeah, well, that's just unfair isn't it? How the hell am I supposed to compete with that?

*sorry to hear, and to have misunderstood your earlier post*

[jrandom]

How the hell am I supposed to compete with that?

Easily arranged; all I'll need is your mother's home address and a briefcase full of cash.

[Number One]

Easily arranged; all I'll need is your mother's home address and a briefcase full of cash.

PSST..


The briefcase is on it's way

[007XX]

Easily arranged; all I'll need is your mother's home address and a briefcase full of cash.

pah...I take care of my own dirty work, thank you very much...:shifty:

But thanks anyway...will keep on file for any possible further use...

[Sully60]

PSST..


The briefcase is on it's way

We're talking about your mother here, not 007XXs eh?


Quitely waiting in hope:innocent:

[Number One]

We're talking about your mother here not 007XXs eh?

But of course dear :shifty:

I would not pay for someone elses to be taken care of...I ain't made of money :shutup:

[Mikkel]

Mothers are good I reckon. But there are reasons why we move out eventually :yes:

...and reasons why we avoid moving back for more than a couple of days at a time <_<


Easily arranged; all I'll need is your mother's home address and a briefcase full of cash.

Do you do mothers in law? In that case I have something you can do for me in return for a ride on the mean greenie ;)

[MsKABC]

That's pretty awesome, kind of thing my Ma would do. :2thumbsup

I recently heard of a woman who sent some whitebait by courier to her son's place of work. But guess what? That's right, the courier failed to deliver on time (despite being advised of the perishable nature of the parcel and assuring same day delivery) and the parcel cleared the office building upon its eventual arrival! :sick:

Edited for spelling!

[Finn]

That's pretty awesome, kind of thing my Ma would do. :2thumbsup

I recently heard of a woman who sent some whitebait by courier to her son's place of work. But guess what? That's right, the courier failed to deliver on time (despite being advised of the perishable nature of the parcel and assuring same day delivery) and the parcel cleared the office building upon its eventual arrival! :sick:

Edited for spelling!

Kinda like the frozen mullet I stuck in my brothers tire well moments before a long trip with his new girlfriend.

[MsKABC]

Kinda like the frozen mullet I stuck in my brothers tire well moments before a long trip with his new girlfriend.

Now that's just plain naaasty! :spanking:

[Finn]

Now that's just plain naaasty! :spanking:

Yeah, about as nasty as him putting a fresh dog turd in my lunch box the week prior.

[MsKABC]

Yeah, about as nasty as him putting a fresh dog turd in my lunch box the week prior.

Well my dog would think that was a very nice gesture, thank you very much! And there are starving children in Africa, don't you know? :clap:

[Finn]

And there are starving children in Africa, don't you know? :clap:

I find that hard to believe because all the African kids I see on TV have really big bellies.

[MsKABC]

I find that hard to believe because all the African kids I see on TV have really big bellies.

Now I'm sure you don't need me to tell you that that is actually a sign of malnutrition? :nono:

[Finn]

Now I'm sure you don't need me to tell you that that is actually a sign of malnutrition? :nono:

Hmmm, so are most kiwi women suffering from the same?

[team cudby]

mushrooms love them we can get shopping bags fill every day off the farm we are on might get some tomorrow

[MsKABC]

Hmmm, so are most kiwi women suffering from the same?

Rather that than have a malnourished ego, I guess.... :whistle:

[Mom]

mushrooms love them we can get shopping bags fill every day off the farm we are on might get some tomorrow

If I PM you our address, buy you some beer and pay the courier will you send me some? :blip: Maha man hates them, I love them.

Worst moment with them though, went and picked a big bucket full the day before my father and his wife came up for the day. I decided to cook them up for lunch. Peeled them and did the whole start to cook thing and bugger me all these tiny little white worms started appearing in the juices :sick:

There was no hope of disguising them, the whole white on black thing looked revolting...LOL

Lesson learned, dont keep em, eat em!

[Swoop]

and a briefcase full of cash.

You need to be more specific with this approach. Someone will fill the briefcase with 10c coins...<_<

[jrandom]

Someone will fill the briefcase with 10c coins...<_<

Well then, I'm afraid they'd get far inferior service, quite possibly to the extent of receiving none whatseover - the last time I checked, hitmen's activities were not covered by the Consumer Guarantees Act.

:niceone:

[gijoe1313]

I did it the wrong way around! :doh: I was in Tuatapere, sausage capital of NZ apparently and I couriered up some venison, tomato, basil and paua gourmet sausages, along with some other varieties. Mum said they were still frozen by the time they got to Dorkland.

Sweet, I even got to eat them since mum just bunged them straight into the freezer... hmm reminds me, I better get them to courier some more up! :drool:

[Swoop]

Well then, I'm afraid they'd get far inferior service, quite possibly to the extent of receiving none whatseover - the last time I checked, hitmen's activities were not covered by the Consumer Guarantees Act.

:niceone:
Arthur Daly would be aghast. "My word is my bond"... "Gentlemen's agreement", etc.

Where is the honour among theives and murderers these days?

Simply stating in the fine print that "used, non-sequencial $100 notes" would be entirely satisfactory.

[Trudes]

awww nice - wanna swap her for something?

Not on your nelly baby, she's a keeper!!
Had my dinner, lucky the man dog is out tonight because he hates them, even the smell of them. So I had Fillet steak and mushrooms:drool:

[Colapop]

You know... your mum likes me too... we've met I'm sure of it... well, she knows my father... I should come help you with them coz I'm kinda like a brother....

[Trudes]

You know... your mum likes me too... we've met I'm sure of it... well, she knows my father... I should come help you with them coz I'm kinda like a brother....

heheh, this is true, but they're almost all goneskies, I done good things with them... yummmm

[Str8 Jacket]

Not on your nelly baby, she's a keeper!!
Had my dinner, lucky the man dog is out tonight because he hates them, even the smell of them. So I had Fillet steak and mushrooms:drool:

mmmmmmmmm :drool:

Lucky for me, my man is out to so I not only got to cook a yummy dinner BUT I also have a nice bottle of wine all to myself! :wari:

[Colapop]

heheh, this is true, but they're almost all goneskies, I done good things with them... yummmm
next time then....

[mstriumph]

I'll say. I haven't spoken to my mother in 24 years.
me either :cool:

[Colapop]

I haven't spoken to either of your mum's at all - ever!

[Grub]

Your mum "peels" mushrooms .... how odd :gob:
(I'm not in the least bit jealous at all, at all I tell you)

[Trudes]

Your mum "peels" mushrooms .... how odd :gob:
I'm not in the least bit jealous at all, at all I tell you



haha, yeah the wild field ones kinda need peeling, normally growing in cow paddocks and stuff, so can be a bit icky, they don't take too kindly to scrubbing like the parkvale ones which don't need peeling. But that she sat there and peeled all those mushrooms before sending them is way cool!!!

[Pussy]

Enough gloating, thank you!! Not that I'm jealous (Yeah right!!) Grew up on a farm myself, nothing quite like field mushrooms

[Mike748]

Yummm fresh mushies :drool:, I would wander (carefully, quietly and after dark) through the neighbouring farms collecting mushrooms. <_<
Mum would then fry them in butter and serve them on toast that night.:clap:

All you needed was a little moonlight and you could spot the mushies easy as.

[Trudes]

We used to do the dawn mushy picking on the stop-bank by our house, had to get down there early to beat all the other local mushy pickers, warm your hands by a fresh cow-pat, watch the sun rise and that low mist rising.... ahh, the good old days, and yep, back home to peel mushys for mum to fry in butter for breakfast! Thank god I have some left, I'm starting to get all drooly again (and nostalgic!)

[Skunk]

Mmmm, courier delivered mushrooms. I can hardly wait... :shutup:

[Finn]

me either :cool:

You knew my mother?

[merv]

You know... your mum likes me too... we've met I'm sure of it... well, she knows my father... I should come help you with them coz I'm kinda like a brother....

I'm from Wairoa too so am I a brother as well? Oh, never mind I'm like man dog - can't stand the things :pinch:.


mmmmmmmmm :drool:

Lucky for me, my man is out to so I not only got to cook a yummy dinner BUT I also have a nice bottle of wine all to myself! :wari:

You pisshhhed yet?

[Finn]

Rather that than have a malnourished ego, I guess.... :whistle:

Not being attracted to kiwi chicks doesn't mean you have an ego. It just means you have standards.

[MsKABC]

Not being attracted to kiwi chicks doesn't mean you have an ego. It just means you have standards.

*A cheer goes up amongst kiwi women up and down the country*

[Finn]

*A cheer goes up amongst kiwi women up and down the country*

Was it the same cheer you made in the changing rooms of the rugby club when you eny menie mo'd your childrens father?

[BiK3RChiK]

*sigh* Mushrooms! Wish I could still eat them... I've got an intolerance for them..