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nodrog
28th March 2008, 09:52
WTF?! chicks are weird :wacko:

http://www.trademe.co.nz/Browse/Listing.aspx?id=146715353

Edbear
28th March 2008, 09:56
Wot u doin' on TradeME checkin' out feminine presonal hygiene products, nodrog...?:pinch:

Trudes
28th March 2008, 09:57
hahahahaa, I love your question!!!!

Finn
28th March 2008, 09:57
So what were you searching for on TradeMe young fulla?

I like this part of the instructions...

#1. Ensure that your vagina is dry

What? How do you dry a vagina?

MIXONE
28th March 2008, 09:58
WTF?! chicks are weird :wacko:

http://www.trademe.co.nz/Browse/Listing.aspx?id=146715353

No just some of the stuff listed on trademe is wierd.
Note no chicks have put a bid on it.

nodrog
28th March 2008, 10:02
Wot u doin' on TradeME checkin' out feminine presonal hygiene products, nodrog...?:pinch:


So what were you searching for on TradeMe young fulla?

i ran a search for honda, and it came up in "more items you may be interested in"





What? How do you dry a vagina?

leaf blower?

vifferman
28th March 2008, 10:07
How do you dry a vagina?
Carefully lick it dry? :spudwhat:

:confused:

Perhaps not.

Finn
28th March 2008, 10:12
Carefully lick it dry? :spudwhat:

:confused:

Perhaps not.

Reminds me of a Gynecologist joke. To cut it short, a young lady was having her first examination and was showing signs of discomfort. The Gynecologist asked her if she wanted him to numb it. She said yes so he went, num, num, num, num.

Stirts
28th March 2008, 10:14
WTF?! chicks are weird :wacko:

http://www.trademe.co.nz/Browse/Listing.aspx?id=146715353

They didn't answer your question properly either!!! Do females not have an anus :scratch:

nodrog
28th March 2008, 10:17
They didn't answer your question properly either!!! Do females not have an anus :scratch:

no. they have a spare vagina for certain times of the month.

Stirts
28th March 2008, 10:23
no. they have a spare vagina for certain times of the month.

Must spread some Reputation before giving it Nodrog again!!!

:buggerd:

Aero165
28th March 2008, 10:35
I can just imagine it now...

"Hi hunny, look what I bought for you"


:argue:


:kick:

Livvy
28th March 2008, 10:46
The things you find on the interent.

vifferman
28th March 2008, 10:47
The things you find on the interent.
Yeah.
Nearly as weird as the things you find on the Interdweeb.

Livvy
28th March 2008, 10:50
Yeah.
Nearly as weird as the things you find on the Interdweeb.
What's more disturbing is the fact that someone would have had to invent the stuff you find. Okay, there's logic involved in this one... But some things, you have to wonder what the hell they'd been smoking.

alley cat
28th March 2008, 11:54
Carefully lick it dry? :spudwhat:

:confused:

Perhaps not.

Lmfao :Punk:

I thought it was a herbal cigar til i read on. gross man.

ElCoyote
28th March 2008, 16:08
So what were you searching for on TradeMe young fulla?

I like this part of the instructions...

#1. Ensure that your vagina is dry

What? How do you dry a vagina?

Blow job in reverse perhaps? I don't know

Livvy
28th March 2008, 16:45
Blow job in reverse perhaps? I don't know
Now there's an interesting idea. :crazy:

fire eyes
28th March 2008, 18:14
WTF?! chicks are weird :wacko:

http://www.trademe.co.nz/Browse/Listing.aspx?id=146715353
:blink: I bet 4 bananas, 3 apples, 1 kiwifruit & a Pukeko in a Punga tree that a "MAN" invented this product. Perhaps he needed to compensate in one, possibly more, area's of his being? :Oops:

Upon second glance though, strengthening any muscle group is always a bonus! (especially after kids!) :rockon:

Trudes
28th March 2008, 18:18
:blink: I bet 4 bananas, 3 apples, 1 kiwifruit & a Pukeko in a Punga tree that a "MAN" invented this product. Perhaps he needed to compensate in one, possibly more, area's of his being? :Oops:

Upon second glance though, strengthening any muscle group is always a bonus! (especially after kids!) :rockon:

I agree!

But if you want something to strengthen your "love muscles", try these (http://www.dvice.co.nz/products/sextras/loveballs/3929.php)!!!!

Usarka
28th March 2008, 18:19
nothing worse than a white discharge and foul odour.....

fire eyes
28th March 2008, 18:23
I agree!

But if you want something to strengthen your "love muscles", try these (http://www.dvice.co.nz/products/sextras/loveballs/3929.php)!!!!
:first:thanks Mrs Kendog! I might just try them hehehe :love:

Trudes
28th March 2008, 18:26
:first:thanks Mrs Kendog! I might just try them hehehe :love:

They feel weird at first, but after a week or so they start to feel rather nice!!!!;):whistle:

fire eyes
28th March 2008, 18:33
They feel weird at first, but after a week or so they start to feel rather nice!!!!;):whistle:
:headbang: great! .. and checked out your blog to! So thats what Pamela looks like! good stuff Mrs Kendog! ..

Patch
28th March 2008, 18:39
WTF?! chicks are weird :wacko:
yup, thats what makes them chicks


So what were you searching for on TradeMe young fulla?

I like this part of the instructions...

#1. Ensure that your vagina is dry

What? How do you dry a vagina?
with a hair dryer of course, have to be gentle with the heat tho, get it too warm and you'll have to "taking care of business, its business time" wash and start over

Trudes
28th March 2008, 18:42
:headbang: great! .. and checked out your blog to! So thats what Pamela looks like! good stuff Mrs Kendog! ..

Thanks chicky!!!:)

Now back to the muff stuff......

SixPackBack
28th March 2008, 20:06
WTF?! chicks are weird :wacko:

http://www.trademe.co.nz/Browse/Listing.aspx?id=146715353

Nice find. Couldn't resist a wind up question meself hehe!

LilSel
28th March 2008, 20:12
LMAO.... That is weird... :doctor:

sweetp
29th March 2008, 21:15
Have to say this thread made me laugh so much my flat mate came to make sure I was ok! I think someone was smoking their jamu stick when they invented this one. Like I would consider sticking a bunch of herbs well stopping there, but really if you need to do this you oviously haven't been to a device party in a while.... (although may consider it if the jamu stick came with a vibrating option....)

ynot slow
30th March 2008, 17:14
They feel weird at first, but after a week or so they start to feel rather nice!!!!;):whistle:

Have we been to an erotica festival then?Can reccomend to all.:eek:

martybabe
30th March 2008, 18:14
Ooh, a Vagina thread. :clap:


:corn::corn::corn:

Maha
30th March 2008, 18:53
Must spread some Reputation before giving it Nodrog again!!!

:buggerd:

Stuff giving it to him........''How you Doin''?..... .... .....:baby:

Maha
30th March 2008, 18:56
:first:thanks Mrs Kendog! I might just try them hehehe :love:

You'll probably find she has a spare set.... one careful lady owner etc!....:shifty:

Trudes
30th March 2008, 19:01
You'll probably find she has a spare set.... one careful lady owner etc!....:shifty:

EEWWWWW!!! That would be like using a tampon someone else has used!!!!:sick: (You sick, sick man!!!:shifty:)

Usarka
30th March 2008, 19:03
EEWWWWW!!! That would be like using a tampon someone else has used!!!!:sick: (You sick, sick man!!!:shifty:)

Yeh that is sick, we all know new ones taste heaps nicer....

Maha
30th March 2008, 19:05
EEWWWWW!!! That would be like using a tampon someone else has used!!!!:sick: (You sick, sick man!!!:shifty:)


Not really when you think about it, you cant wash tampons now can ya???...:whistle:
Anyway, thought I would get away with that, But damn you were lurking..:hug:

Swoop
30th March 2008, 21:05
Must spread some Reputation before giving it Nodrog again!!!
Yup. Ditto.

nothing worse than ... foul odour.....
Do fanny farts constitute "foul odour"?
:blip: