Rambo Rocks!

[gunnyrob]

Just saw the new Rambo movie, and it was shit hot!

Take off your thinking head, put a cabbage on, then sit back & try not to be hit with all the gore getting splattered about.

The way action movies should be. 10/10:banana:

[Usarka]

why is this pointless dribble. rambo is an extremely serious subject that demands abstract analysis as there are unprecedented parallels with the current state of affairs in western society and the reliance emergence of asian economies from dictatorships, comunism and corruption. And there's a high body count.:rolleyes:

[AllanB]

Poor Rambo sent to the pointless dribble - watch ya backs he'll get ya!

The Press gave it a slamming this morning apparently a 200+ body count was too much for the reviewer.

Pansy.

[Gubb]

The reviewer can get fucked. What was he expecting?

Maybe he should be watching Narnia instead.

[Sollyboy]

Poor Rambo sent to the pointless dribble - watch ya backs he'll get ya!

The Press gave it a slamming this morning apparently a 200+ body count was too much for the reviewer.

Pansy.

But I dont watch a movie like that for any reason but a 200 body count , who the fuck are they to critisize sylvester ,he rocks , he makes movies how they should be done , I cant wait to see it , next we need a 2008 version of top gun ,ghostbusters and terminator

[Hoon]

I thought the movie was alright. Sly is looking his age but I'd be stoked to look as good as he does at 61.
I watched it more for nostalgic purposes. Rambo IS action movies and you can't call yourself an action movie fan unless you have seen the entire series.

[James Deuce]

I thought the movie was alright. Sly is looking his age but I'd be stoked to look as good as he does at 61.
I watched it more for nostalgic purposes. Rambo IS action movies and you can't call yourself an action movie fan unless you have seen the entire series.
He ate baby brains to stay looking young.

[SlowHand]

But I dont watch a movie like that for any reason but a 200 body count , who the fuck are they to critisize sylvester ,he rocks , he makes movies how they should be done , I cant wait to see it , next we need a 2008 version of top gun ,ghostbusters and terminator

Commando 2!!!!

[Sollyboy]

Commando 2!!!!

Why oh why didnt arnie and sly do a movie together it wouldve been awesome , there actually is a reason , back in the early 90s it was suggested to both men but arnie declined saying working with sly who arnie considered a B grade actor would lower his standing and tarnish his image in hollywood

[MisterD]

Why oh why didnt arnie and sly do a movie together it wouldve been awesome , there actually is a reason , back in the early 90s it was suggested to both men but arnie declined saying working with sly who arnie considered a B grade actor would lower his standing and tarnish his image in hollywood

I seem to have a recollection of Arnie having a bit of a dig at Stallone in "Twins" via his character's reaction to a Rambo poster...

[Mikkel]

Poor Rambo sent to the pointless dribble - watch ya backs he'll get ya!

The Press gave it a slamming this morning apparently a 200+ body count was too much for the reviewer.

Pansy.

I read that and I laughed my arse off. They gave it ONE star, ONE! FFS. The reviewer was pissing and moaning about how the movie was manipulative and suggested that violence was the only way to get anything done in the world and how this was a horrible horrible thing. Children cried because Rambo fucked up 200+ evil militants!

Jesus christ where is the world coming to? Complaining about the above in a Rambo movie is like throwing a tantrum over the presence of tits in a porn movie! Not only are you deluded - you'd have to be gay as well! :mad:


Commando 2!!!!

Yes, that would be awesome. For awesome no pissing around reviews go here:

Commando (http://www.ruthlessreviews.com/reviews.cfm/id/774/back/80/page/commando.html)

Rambo III (http://www.ruthlessreviews.com/reviews.cfm/id/1012/back/80/page/rambo_iii.html)

:niceone:

[Maha]

First Blood was an excellent movie, the others failed in my opinion. Haven't seen the lastest, wont go out of my way to see it either.

[Mikkel]

First Blood was an excellent movie, the others failed in my opinion. Haven't seen the lastest, wont go out of my way to see it either.

First blood was a boring piece of existentialistic, reflective crap! One death, ONE that's it!!! Sounds like a pretty tame effort to me...

:lol: (p/t)

It was indeed a very good movie - but the others didn't so much fail as they just went down another track. Besides the titles it would be hard to compare them in any way.

[007XX]

First blood was a boring piece of existentialistic, reflective crap! One death, ONE that's it!!! Sounds like a pretty tame effort to me...

:lol: (p/t)

It was indeed a very good movie - but the others didn't so much fail as they just went down another track. Besides the titles it would be hard to compare them in any way.

I absolutely loved all of the Rambos...but I am a little worried about how the obvious "aging" of Master Sly will retain the credibility of a fighting hero...

I mena, the trailers are showing his face a nanosecond at the time, so you gotta wonder, don't ya?

[Mikkel]

I absolutely loved all of the Rambos...but I am a little worried about how the obvious "aging" of Master Sly will retain the credibility of a fighting hero...

I mena, the trailers are showing his face a nanosecond at the time, so you gotta wonder, don't ya?

Who looks at his face when there are bullets, blood and brains flying all over the place? :crazy:

[Usarka]

http://www.geekstir.com/img/rambokills.jpg

[Smokin]

It looks like inflation effects body counts as well.

I thought he just wouldn't be able to pull it off at his age.

boy was I wrong, Loved it to bit's and wouldn't mind seeing it again.

Now let's get Arnie back into a scrap with preditor.

[SlowHand]

Why oh why didnt arnie and sly do a movie together it wouldve been awesome , there actually is a reason , back in the early 90s it was suggested to both men but arnie declined saying working with sly who arnie considered a B grade actor would lower his standing and tarnish his image in hollywood

Look up 'Inglorious Bastards' and the hype. And hope it happens. I am!

sly, arnie, and bruce. Heaven!

On sim topic, I want a chuck norris/steven segal/jean claude van damme deathmatch.

[tri boy]

, back in the early 90s it was suggested to both men but arnie declined saying working with sly who arnie considered a B grade actor would lower his standing and tarnish his image in hollywood

Arnold S commenting on acting ability????:lol::killingme

[KiwiRat]

Commando 2!!!!

That movie has already been made dude. It's just a shame that it ended up being called DIE HARD.

[SlowHand]

That movie has already been made dude. It's just a shame that it ended up being called DIE HARD.


Fuggin blasphemy!

Infact. let's party!

[MisterD]

Look up 'Inglorious Bastards' and the hype. And hope it happens. I am!

sly, arnie, and bruce. Heaven!

That's not the dramatisation of the Planet Hollywood story is it?



On sim topic, I want a chuck norris/steven segal/jean claude van damme deathmatch.

If it gets rid of all of them, great (I can't forgive Chuck for those Total Gym ads)...and Sammo Hung is just the man to do it.

[Krayy]

Did you notice that whenever a Generic Bad Guy (GBG) got hit with a .50 cal slug an arm, leg or head dropped off, but when Rambo took one in the shoulder he only flinched (a first I'd say - must be showing his age) before getting back to the job at hand.

And I thought that lead mercenary was a cock right up to the point where the GBGs started stomping on his blown up leg...then I upgraded him to "staunch".

10/10 from my end.