Biker ran me over

[boomer]

I got run over by my own bike today, the monster didn't look so hot after hitting a patch of gravel; smack bang in teh middle of the road before the lights. down i went.. heeeed first then shoulder and wallop.. Dodgy Matt ran me over with my bike, he managed to keep her upright even tho he got the massive gravel wobble too.. and ran over me.

Rossi gal looked on in amazement.

just as well i don't have any pride other wise it'd be ma wallet, my body and my pride hurtin right now...!!!


the monster was fun in the twisties.. shit on the gravel :lol:

[Biggles08]

I got run over by my own bike today, the monster didn't look so hot after hitting a patch of gravel; smack bang in teh middle of the road before the lights. down i went.. heeeed first then shoulder and wallop.. Dodgy Matt ran me over with my bike, he managed to keep her upright even tho he got the massive gravel wobble too.. and ran over me.

Rossi gal looked on in amazement.

just as well i don't have any pride other wise it'd be ma wallet, my body and my pride hurtin right now...!!!


the monster was fun in the twisties.. shit on the gravel :lol:

Your a nucking fut Boomer! You ok?

[Ixion]

Well, he didn't do a very good job , did he. Buggered if we're going to get up another collection to pay for a second try.

[boomer]

Your a nucking fut Boomer! You ok?

a tad sore but ok.. the wallets gonna hurt tho :rolleyes:



Well, he didn't do a very good job , did he. Buggered if we're going to get up another collection to pay for a second try.

i thought this was try # 3..??? :chase:





lifes a box of chocolates aint it...!!!

[PrincessBandit]

I got run over by my own bike today,

Creepy. Not called "Christine" is it? Just asking.

[boomer]

Creepy. Not called "Christine" is it? Just asking.

no, funny you should say that! Shes called the king of kings and she was being ridden by Dodgy Matt!

so... i got done from behind by Dodgy Matt riding the King ! :doh:

[Patch]

. i got done from behind by Dodgy Matt riding
:Pokey: so the rumours are true . . . you do put out :Pokey:

be interesting to hear the "other" version eh?

[boomer]

:Pokey: so the rumours are true . . . you do put out :Pokey:

be interesting to hear the "other" version eh?

apparently i roll over too quickly... :whistle:

[Deano]

How can a 'she' be a King bro ?

You sure it ain't a queen ?

You should have stuck with a Honda mate.

Is Dodgy Matt, the dodgy matt from the Vic Winter Series 07 ?

[Bonez]

Boomer was obviously run over in a safe manner................

[boomer]

Is Dodgy Matt, the dodgy matt from the Vic Winter Series 07 ?

The same Dodgy Matt.. we were accompanied by Rossi Gal too... from the Nats, no less.

fook im sore now

[Usarka]

ouch where you bruised? sure there's nothing broken or torn that needs a quacks attention? (physical not mental :innocent:)

[McJim]

You're just an accident magnet. A bit less fooookin' neow and stick to the wheelies.

[Biggles08]

fook im sore now

Where did you get "run over" and how did dodgy matt keep her (the king) upright??? A very interesting picture I have created in my head just now!:blink:

[Mental Trousers]

Dodgy Matt gets a C - more work required. Do a better job of it next time.

Can't get good help these days ... at least he did it with your own bike.

[Mrs Busa Pete]

fook im sore now



Is this what you call looking after yourself you dick :spanking::hug:

[boomer]

yeah, its not the cleverest thing ive done in a while.

i rang the hospital to make sure my condition wouldn't compromise anything.. it seems my white platelets are high enough to sustain bruised/broken ribs and a bruised hip... although i couldn't be arsed sittin in A&E tonight.. maybe tomorrow :/ bwahahhaha my chest has titanium in it so that should be ok !!

i think the bike hit my hip and apparently my legs got run over, the ribs are from falling .... my gear is knackered, helmet, jacket etc looks decidedly second hand.

I wonder if Manukau city council will come to the party?

[Usarka]

I wonder if Manukau city council will come to the party?

ACC will come to the party for the body - get it checked out!


cikey i sound like my mum.

sorry

[boomer]

ACC will come to the party - get it checked out!


cikey i sound like my mum.

sorry

i will tomorrow, i want Manukau City council at this shin dig too... ;) Thanks for the advice :doctor:

[Usarka]

oooh the functioning synapse just kicked in, just thinking whether it might not be worth mentioning the running over bit, being a legal requirement to report all injury related crashes, failure to stop in correct distance etc etc......... obviously all the injuries were from the fall eh.....

[Coyote]

Monster S4? If so, how was it? Been meaning to try one, hopefully not nearly as boring as the M900.

[Usarka]

Monster S4? If so, how was it?

Terrible on gravel......

[Coyote]

Terrible on gravel......
Phff, road bikes are way better on rough ground than everyone says they are. They go over New Zealand roads all the time!

[Usarka]

Phff, road bikes are way better on rough ground than everyone says they are. They go over New Zealand roads all the time!
fair call, but read the original post dude....... :whistle:

[Coyote]

fair call, but read the original post dude....... :whistle:
But I don't normally read the first post, why start now?

[boomer]

It thumped, had great Torque, ran out of revs way too easily, false neutrals were rampant; it thumped, things fell off. its shit on gravel... AWESOME in the tight stuff. the front is light and flighty under acceleration and likes to shake. I i don't believe it touches the ground. Around corners, tight or flowing, its easy to use the bars and say here we go. the suspension needs some help as Dodgey Matt turned it up hard but it was still too spongy.

i couldn't for the life of me get my right foot tucked in because of the exhaust.. so my toes scraped the floor... every corner :crybaby:

its shite on gravel.. great on tarmac and well worth a hoon in the tight stuff... oh.. and it thumped..... gotta love a VTWIN

[surfchick]

Creepy. Not called "Christine" is it? Just asking.

lol bahahaa

hope you didnt get pea gravel :devil2: in awkward places...

[boomer]

lol bahahaa

hope you didnt get pea gravel :devil2: in awkward places...

no i wore leather; i got a gixxer 1000 over my ass tho?! does that count

[Pussy]

You sure you weren't just looking for an excuse to have Rossi Gal "rub it better"?

[discotex]

i got a gixxer 1000 over my ass

So it's true... Honda is last years news. Gixxer is the new ghey.

Good to hear your ok :) Sounds like it was a day for ouchies today.

[gijoe1313]

Crikey! :gob: You gotta cut out this fun stuff! :pinch: :sick: I know you have a thing for those nurses in the tight uniforms, but thats taking it too far! :doctor:

Glad to hear you are still with us, you nutter you ... :sweatdrop

[homer]

i ran a caged trailer in to my head
HTFU

[Gremlin]

evidentally you can't ride for shit... and you need a zx10... I happen to have one.

Now... where's this gravel? It sounds like fun. (When you pretty much hit your highest speed on a ride on roadworks, you know you have some issues :rolleyes:)

I just bet you wanted to know what it feels like to get f*cked over by a gixxer eh? :lol:

[merv]

So where are the obligatory photos :lol:?

[jrandom]

'kin ell dude!

Does this mean you won't be at the trackday on Friday?

You're all about doing things by halves, aren't you? You obviously need to take a more committed approach to offing yourself.

Still, 10/10 for style.

:crazy:

Actually, come to think of it, I'd rather be run over by your bike than mine.

[YellowDog]

it's great you guys can laugh about it................

[Brett]

Boomer...your story amazes me. Hope you're doing alright. I am guessing since you managed to post this that you aren't holed up in horsepital that you must be somewhat alright.

[Drew]

It wasn't the gravels fault, you have to take more respos...Enough of that shit already.

Glad you're ok, funny as fuck getting dotted by your own bike, that'll be a story topper for years to come.


Ps. I've got a spare left hand hindsight mirror here you can have:crazy:

[boomer]

It wasn't the gravels fault, you have to take more respos...Enough of that shit already.

Glad you're ok, funny as fuck getting dotted by your own bike, that'll be a story topper for years to come.


Ps. I've got a spare left hand hindsight mirror here you can have:crazy:

i thought it was a rhs you had too many of...??!!!!

bwahahah i ordered another one of each.,., just in case :crazy:


ps.. we were supervised by an adult

[Drew]

i thought it was a rhs you had too many of...??!!!!

bwahahah i ordered another one of each.,., just in case :crazy:



Just so it is written down for all to see, we would like 1 number, right hand side hindsight mirror.

Runs away to check the mirrors on the bench...

Confirmed:cool:

[Katman]

Just for Katman.

It wasn't the gravels fault, you have to take more respos...



Keep up the good work Drew.:msn-wink:

[jrandom]

Just so it is written down for all to see, we would like 1 number, right hand side hindsight mirror.

Er... aren't they swappable side-wise?

My ones appear to be.

:confused:

[Drew]

Er... aren't they swappable side-wise?

My ones appear to be.

:confused:

They can be fitted to either side, but would look different to each other. If it was for my bike I wouldn't care, but it's for Sean and I wanna get it right for him.

[jrandom]

They can be fitted to either side, but would look different to each other. If it was for my bike I wouldn't care, but it's for Sean and I wanna get it right for him.

Ah, true true.

I guess you went for the 3" Hindsight rather than the 2" Blindsight model for the RSV?

kiwifruit's ditched his stock mirrors and put a Blindsight on his R1; it gives surprisingly good visibility.

I'm just waiting on adapters to get my pair of Hindsights on Betty; her bloody handlebar's too fat.

:weep:

[PrincessBandit]

ps.. we were supervised by an adult

They obviously didn't do a very good job then did they? :lol: Fire them!

[kiwifruit]

!!!!!!timmay!!!!!!!

[Maha]

I wonder if Manukau city council will come to the party?

Did someone say Party???....Never partied with council workers before but I have heard their Christmas Parties are not to be missed so let me where and when 'Roadkill' and I will be there, unless of cause i have read it wrong?...:whistle:

[BarBender]

.. Dodgy Matt ran me over with my bike, he managed to keep her upright even tho he got the massive gravel wobble too.. and ran over me.


WTF??:eek5::crazy::wacko:

Too bad I wasnt there.
Red and I would've finished you off.

Glad to hear you're ok.:sweatdrop

[Drew]

WTF??:eek5::crazy::wacko:

Too bad I wasnt there.
Red and I would've finished you off.

Glad to hear you're ok.:sweatdrop

Jesus big fella, you and bike combo could contract to the coucill as a freelance roller, if ya fitted a 300 section rear tyre.

[Scouse]

Glad to hear that yer OK there Dunc its always better to snot some other poor buggers bike than yer own innit.

[DEATH_INC.]

Boomer ya farkin retard, what the hell are ya doing????? :no:
Next time get a vid or do it in front of us would ya. :Pokey:

[boomer]

oooh the functioning synapse just kicked in, just thinking whether it might not be worth mentioning the running over bit, being a legal requirement to report all injury related crashes, failure to stop in correct distance etc etc......... obviously all the injuries were from the fall eh.....

how could he gauge the correct distance when i was still sliding..?? and i've reported the crash.. theres tonnes of rozzas on KB.


Death_inc. this is something you and jimmy would do, im still an amatuer and didnt have the vid rolling :crybaby:



bwaaaarp

[Mom]

I got run over by my own bike today......

just as well i don't have any pride other wise it'd be ma wallet, my body and my pride hurtin right now...!!!

the monster was fun in the twisties.. shit on the gravel :lol:

Boomer! :laugh:
You are a bad man!

Hope you are not too sore mate, and the doctors and NURSES do not slap you into the middle of next week when you front for your next appointment! Rubber side down OK!!!!

Take care mate
:love: Mom

[nodrog]

WTF? i thought you werent supposed to operate farm machinery on your meds??

[BIGBOSSMAN]

You silly sod Dunc, at least ya didn't ram yourself up the arse with anything metallic and penis-shaped (like poor little Biggles08).
Glad you're ok though bro!

[boomer]

Boomer! :laugh:
You are a bad man!

Hope you are not too sore mate, and the doctors and NURSES do not slap you into the middle of next week when you front for your next appointment! Rubber side down OK!!!!

Take care mate
:love: Mom

Yup, on my visit this week im gonna get a roasting; i got one last week too for forgetting to a) get my bloods done b) take my temperature twice daily... This will get me the beats alright


WTF? i thought you werent supposed to operate farm machinery on your meds??

apparently the meds have ceased..well the good ones anyway <_< * i just dropped a couple of sneaky m pills... i hurt

[jimbo]

Mate............ummm...never mind aye..glad you ok...thanks:yes::yes:

[Mom]

Yup, on my visit this week im gonna get a roasting; i got one last week too for forgetting to a) get my bloods done b) take my temperature twice daily...


GRRRRRRRRRR! Naughty Boy! :spanking:

Life is short mate, live it while you can.

In case anyone gets the wrong idea here, I mean take advantage of all the treatment you can, when you can.

Apart from that live every moment from here on in as if you mean it, well or otherwise!

Seems I dont need to give you that lecture Dunc......LOL

[GIXser]

Dude, you and Dodgy Matt must have been pissed still from the day before... me reckons.
although ya both ride like fookin retards anyhow
glad to hear ya ok though,

ps i spoke to Dodgy M, and he told me over a beer, that he ran ya over on purpose, he also said it was a shame ya bike didnt have a reverse on it, co he would have backed over ya again,

i said .. come off it Matt, thats not very nice...?!!!!!!

He Said , 'YEah I know' ..........(in Andy's Voice)

[boomer]

Dude, you and Dodgy Matt must have been pissed still from the day before... me reckons.
although ya both ride like fookin retards anyhow
glad to hear ya ok though,

ps i spoke to Dodgy M, and he told me over a beer, that he ran ya over on purpose, he also said it was a shame ya bike didnt have a reverse on it, co he would have backed over ya again,

i said .. come off it Matt, thats not very nice...?!!!!!!

He Said , 'YEah I know' ..........(in Andy's Voice)

coonts.. who needs mates huh!! I should have known better.. hes always bumping into Logan on the track and last time i rode with him on the rode he crashed then too ....


ahahahahah .. no wait.. it hurts to laugh :Pokey:

[boomer]

Fishing was good on Friday.. We started on the piss at 8:30am and sat in the harbour talking shit all day!


come to think of it, he was looking at me funny then !

[dodgy matt]

C- come on lads i thought at least a B+ for keeping it up after i gave him the learn ( how not to stop at intersections ) LOL
I think we should stop riding on road togeather boom boy cause it allways ends in tears:doctor:

[Badjelly]

I wonder if Manukau city council will come to the party?

Huh? And huh again (to get past the 10-character rule).

[boomer]

Huh? And huh again (to get past the 10-character rule).


Sorry mate, i only speak English. I don't do Engrish nor chinese! Which bit of the quote dont you understand jackie...??

[boomer]

C- come on lads i thought at least a B+ for keeping it up after i gave him the learn ( how not to stop at intersections ) LOL
I think we should stop riding on road togeather boom boy cause it allways ends in tears:doctor:

i think your right, 2 for 2 at the moment bro and its 1 all.


ps.. Well done on your 3rd ever post Au

[dodgy matt]

you know me boomer im SHY:devil2:

[Badjelly]

Sorry mate, i only speak English. I don't do Engrish nor chinese! Which bit of the quote dont you understand jackie...??

What party do you want the Manukau City Council to come to? Will there be beer?

[Drew]

you know me boomer im SHY:devil2:

Yeah, completely intreverted was my first impression of ya.:shit:

[enigma51]

Yeah, completely intreverted was my first impression of ya.:shit:

Always sits in the corner

[dodgy matt]

come on guys dont let dodgy matt out . i have been trying to keep him hidden away for every ones saftey

[DMNTD]

OMFG...impressed,no seriously :eek5:

[boomer]

come on guys dont let dodgy matt out . i have been trying to keep him hidden away for every ones saftey


ahhha.. let looose mate; once the patter of feet hit then its all over rover :apint:

[Japtwin]

Thats a funny story. At first I thought you'd got highsided then your bike runned over you. But your mate, possibly even better

[Sanx]

Damn - I am missing the good stuff by being away. What were you riding, Boomboy?

[boomer]

Damn - I am missing the good stuff by being away. What were you riding, Boomboy?

allegedly a monster.... from some Italian firm

[Drew]

allegedly a monster.... from some Italian firm

What model monster was it bro?

[boomer]

What model monster was it bro?

s2r 1000..:apint:

[Drew]

s2r 1000..:apint:

Sweet, was worried that you might be calling the S4R underpowered...for no reason at all.:rockon:

[Cr1MiNaL]

oh ffs... didn't slow u down much did it? still cant keep up :)