Love

[henry]

Is it wrong to be in love with a motorcycle?

[Squiggles]

Only if you produce something

[Madness]

Or if it's a Honduh.

[Steam]

Love it, but remember it will try to hurt you. And it will go farther than most girlfriends in trying to hurt you. It'll break your bones, make your internal organs bleed, and about 30 times around NZ each year, somebody's baby kills them.

If a bike spits me off, I fucking sell the bitch. (if it's not already written off.)

[woodybee]

God I love my Triumph, although sometimes I get unfaithful thoughts towards a Ducatti GT1000, with a big fat arse of a saddle.......shame I dont have the arse to fill it, ha ha I know some of the biker chicks that do though, infact their buttocks would ferking well spill over the edge........OO does that sound nasty......to even it up, I have seen some wide arse men, who could slide one buttock on the saddle and have the other one, looking like its doing a proper slide of the saddle into a corber.:msn-wink:

Ahem, better stop and get back on the topic.

I think its healthy to have an obsessive compulsive behavioural attitude towards your bike, as lets face it, our two wheeled delights transport us through watercoloured transluscent mountain scenes, that this fantastic country has to offer.

Personally I fall onto my tank, and give it a big hug everytime I stop, which gets funny looks at petrol pumps, but ce le vie......haven't yet started talking to Tex yet (my bonny), as whats the point its a guy and I'd only get a grunt back.......sorry guys love you really........and by fuck I do..........

And my bike is a boy, I rather pull my teeth and nails out than to ride a girl bike.:puke:

[Rogue]

MMM a we bit strange to love something like a bike :doctor:
Admire, enjoy, thrilling are more to the point :bleh:

[Paranoid Android]

shit my bike costs me less than my misses. i love both but one lets me ride it when i want:banana:

[Gremlin]

Is it wrong to be in love with a motorcycle?
Yep... you'll be suffering more than monetary pain when you decide to rapidly take it to pieces.

I sold a bike once coz I couldn't bear the thought of crashing it.

[Bikernereid]

depends what the bike is!

[Animal]

No, that's perfectly normal. Even encouraged.

[ital916]

"I love lamp" - Brick

If he can love lamp, you can love bike.

[Grahameeboy]

At least with bikes you have a choice of being

Single
Having Twins
Having a Threesome or
Having a foursome

and still being able to trade "Love" in for "Neeewwww Loovvvee"

[Wingnut]

Guess it is ok unless you consumate it! That could get painfull!

[homer]

its a great thing
I love the bandit
When i get the new bandit 1250 , i think itll be a better ride than the one i have now .:whistle:

[PrincessBandit]

shit my bike costs me less than my misses. i love both but one lets me ride it when i want:banana:

...and never has headaches? ;)
There are different types of love, and I'm sure there must be at least one variety which is perfectly acceptable to devote to your bike! (others, well, definitely more dodgy.....)

[Steam]

What kind of love do you have for your bike?

Classically, there are six different kinds of love. They all have Greek names:


* Eros is love of ideal beauty, a passionate physical and emotional love based on an appreciation of beauty, from which the modern idea of romantic love derives. The attraction on which it is based usually fades with time


* Storge is love as friendship. It is an affectionate love that slowly develops from friendship, based strong companionship and shared values. Storgic lovers want their partner to also be their best friend, and this friendship can survive the breakdown of the partnership


* Ludus is love as a game where conquest is the goal, but from there another conquest is the next goal as there is little intimacy or deep intensity, and little effort to make a longer commitment


* Agape is dutiful, selfless love such as a mother for her child, a love of giving without asking anything in return. They view their partners as blessings and want to take care of them. They are often spiritual or religious people


* Pragma is realistic, practical logical love. The type of love which can go out looking for a partner based on a shopping list of requirements, which can be a bit unemotional


* Mania is obsessive and highly volatile love fuelled by low self-esteem. It is troubled love with dependence on the other person, great intensity and jealousy, and is accompanied by the most chemical changes in the body which can make the person unable to work or study properly

[PrincessBandit]

Exactly Steam. Now let's sit back and see who shares their innermost secrets of which one matches them and their beloveds.

[MyGSXF]

Is it wrong to be in love with a motorcycle?

Hell no! I :love: my baby to bits!!! I am at my total happiest when out on the open road with her!!! :D on a beautiful :sunny:day, with the warm breeze in my face, the sweet smell of silage wafting, the bugs splattering my visor, feeling the bike move beneath me, rolling into sweeping corners, hearing the motor purr, all the while filling up my tanks.. god, there's nothing else on Earth that beats that for me! :first: I give her a cuddle each time when I get home! :hug: my bike is my soul! :love:

[jrandom]

I love my bike, in the sense that someone may love a work of art, or their favourite piece of literature, or a particular location in the countryside.

I think it's natural to develop a certain kind of emotional attachment to inanimate things that give us pleasure.