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Hitcher
30th March 2008, 14:38
The Mini Returns


Invercargill cemetery to Collards Tavern in Kaitaia in four glorious days (19-22 March 2008).
Just over 2,300km from start to finish.
Seven pennants to collect on a route that transected some of New Zealand’s best scenery and motorcycling roads.
Fabulous weather experienced, apart from a few hours of low cloud and light drizzle on the West Coast.


Getting there...

First we had to get to the start. All participants had to travel about the length of New Zealand twice to complete this event – the distance covered in the rally itself plus the distances involved in getting to the start and home again afterwards. This inevitably involved a double crossing of Cook Strait.

We departed our home in Wellington on the Saturday preceding the start, caught the 11:00am Bluebridge sailing and rode directly through to Mrs H’s mum’s place in Ashburton. This first day on the road was a good portent for what was to follow. The late afternoon ride to our fuel and dinner stop at Kaikoura was faultless. Brilliant late summer weather, no wind and light traffic. The road was in great nick as well, further enhancing our enjoyment. Hislops Café in Kaikoura still does the South Island’s best coffee.

After dinner we enjoyed riding in the twilight that the South Island does so well, and encountered a myriad of flying insects hell-bent on concluding their life on Earth by hovering at helmet height over SH1 between Kaikoura and Amberley. At that point we paused for a visor clean and conference about whether or not to take the “inland” route to Ashburton via Rangiora and Sheffield, or to bang on down SH1 through Christchurch. Given the hour and the day (Saturday), we decided on the latter course. Christchurch is an arse of a place in terms of getting across it by road, and even trying to avoid the city by skirting its perimeter is not a straightforward task.

On Monday we hit the road southwards again, turning off at Hinds to ride across to the Mt Somers-Geraldine road. The day turned a bit cooler from Geraldine to our lunch stop at Fairlie, but warmed pleasantly after our ascent to the Mackenzie basin. We detoured along the Salmon Farm Road south of Tekapo for the requisite photo opportunity before heading to an afternoon tea stop at the Tarras Store. Dairy farming may well be leading what passes for New Zealand’s economic growth, but at some environmental cost. Today we noted how the pursuit of export dollars has laid waste the tussock land that was a trademark of the Mackenzie basin in favour of intensively irrigated and stocked pastureland. Landscape clearly has no value in New Zealand, if these sorts of land uses and huge windfarm developments in Central Otago are anything to go by. Go and visit traditional New Zealand now, before it is vandalised forever.

We parked up for the night in Wanaka – The Wanaka Lodge, to be precise. Good value accommodation within easy walking distance of downtown Wanaka. Recommended. Over dinner we got chatting with a Napier couple exploring the South Island by Goldwing. Afterwards we marvelled at the social interactions that travel by motorcycle affords. After all, who in their right mind would ever want to chat with people who travel by car?

Tuesday we decided to head on southwards through the Crown Range Road. After a photo stop outside the historic Cardrona Hotel, we experienced first-hand the delights that the tourist “industry” has to offer in the form of a 30-campervan daisy chain wending its weary way in the same direction we had chosen. Fortunately a stretch of controlled road works allowed us to jump to the head of the queue!

Another photo call and cold drink stop followed in the wonderfully scenic and now crassly exploited Arrowtown. Queenstown was avoided on this occasion.

Leaving Lake Wakatipu behind at Kingston, the wind increased in vigour and the temperature also warmed. Indeed the Rotary-provided thermometer and clock in the main street of Winton announced a more-than-balmy 38 degrees! A large and cold Coke Zero helped replenish some of the bodily fluids that had been evaporated in the previous kilometres.

Our accommodation that evening was at the Invercargill Top 10 motorcamp on the outskirts of town, where we met up with KBers and fellow TMRers KoroJ, banditrider and Blue Bandito. A Rusty Nuts MC club night at the Eagle Hotel in Bluff followed, together with a photo stop at the Bluff “road sign” and a late leisurely dinner at Invercargill’s Speight’s Bar.

Day 1: Invercargill to Greymouth, via Dunedin (966km)

8:00am at Invercargill cemetery was the designated start point. The sun was not yet above the eastern horizon. An impressive array of 50-odd bikes and about 60 odder people awaited us. Photos were snapped while we awaited Lee Rusty’s briefing. “Your objective is Kaitaia!” Then we were off.

A procession of bikes proceeded at an orderly clip across the Southland plains. We were part of those who chose to turn off SH1 at Mataura and re-emerge at Clinton. The sun was low and head on, so care was required at all times, given the rolling nature of this wonderful road and the patches of roadworks that dotted it.

It’s amazing how many truck-and-trailer units roll up and down the South Island’s main roads. We caught up on a stream of these north of Milton, but were able to leapfrog these at roadworks near Waihola.

Flag Number One was uplifted in Dunedin’s Octagon. A coffee was downed, and we were off.

Given the length of the day’s ride and a lack of enforcement about the route to the next flag stop at Cromwell, we decided to opt for the shortest route, and back-tracked to Milton. The route the Mini took in GBPP was via the Pig Route and Palmerston. While our route may have been shorter, it exposed us to a significant amount of meandering traffic and may not have been the quicker choice of route from Dunedin.

While refuelling at Milton we managed a chat with Jantar who was waiting to meet up with Highlander and others.

Trucks, trucks and more trucks. From Lawrence the day started to warm. The further west we went across Central Otago, the warmer it got. A lunch and fuel stop at Alexandra saw rehydrating fluids being consumed by riders as well as bikes.

The wind also started to pick up, and we had a gusty ride along Lake Dunstan and from the Second Flag collection point at the Cromwell Fruitbowl to Makarora.

Easter 2008 saw Wings Over Wanaka, and rehearsals and site preparation were in full swing as we flashed past the airport. It would have been nice to have parked up by the roadside for a couple of hours to watch the Polikarpovs and Kittyhawks flying circuits.

We stopped again at Lake Hawea and at Makarora for liquid refreshment. Then we were shortly into our work in the Haast Pass, where the temperature at least halved. This is a marvellous stretch of road amongst some of New Zealand’s most wondrous scenery, and one that we must ride in the opposite direction at some stage.

As we were almost clear of the Pass, the road moistened and the sky clouded and darkened. We stopped at the Haast township turnoff to don our wet-weather gear. Claggy, cloying low cloud and occasional drizzle dogged our run up the West Coast until Ross. This was the extent of wet weather on the entire run.

A Fox Glacier fuel stop provided an opportunity for a stretch and coffee break, before mounting up and riding into the now darkening early evening.

Rather than take our chances on finding an eatery open at Greymouth, we stopped in Hokitika for a simply splendid blue cod dinner.

A particularly droll service station attendant welcomed us to Greymouth. “What’s with all the bikes?” he asked. Mrs H gave him the skinny and asked if he had seen a few. “I’ve seen them all,” he noted grimly.

And then it was off to the motorcamp and into bed in readiness for Day 2.

Highlights for the day: The Mataura-Clinton road, Haast Pass and a blue cod dinner at Hokitika.

Hitcher
30th March 2008, 14:39
Day 2: Greymouth to Wellington via Christchurch (600km)

At his briefing at the start, Lee Rusty had advised that the start for Day 2 would be at the Greymouth motorcamp gates at 7:00am. Bright-eyed and bushy-tailed there were we, to find that this had been changed at the pub the previous evening and we would now be leaving from the railway station at 8:00am. Sigh. At least this gave us time to devour a feed of scrambled eggs and bacon from a main street café open at such an otherwise ungodly hour.

After checking in with the designated Rusty, we were off and away again. This time we chose the Stillwater route, along which I slaughtered a very confused pukeko.

Rounding the corner at Rotomanu, we appeared to be staring at a wall of rain further up the valley, so stopped to don our wets. In reality this was just a very short patch of drizzle.

At Otira, shafts of sunlight beamed majestically through the cloud layer. At the Arthurs Pass summit we emerged into clear windless skies.

Stopping at Arthurs Pass township to shed our now-redundant wets also allowed time for a wee wee call and photo opportunity.

Words cannot describe the absolute joy of riding a motorcycle on a perfect early autumn morning along one of New Zealand’s best stretches of road bounded by some of the most magnificent and awe-inspiring scenery imaginable. Particularly when this is in the company of good friends, in light traffic, ideal weather and one’s steed is handling faultlessly. I am endeavouring clumsily to capture the spirit of the descent from Arthurs Pass to Springfield. Times like these are why Mrs H and I ride motorcycles. We were active participants in this scenic overload, rather than mere passive observers.

The following run into Christchurch was flat, straight and uneventful. We were unable to park up at the collection point for Flag Three in the Cathedral Square, but did manage to fire off some photos before heading away for fuel and a long leisurely lunch at Amberley.

Easter weekend traffic had emerged with some vigour, and cluttered significantly our run to Kaikoura. After a second pilgrimage to Hislops for a coffee, we were off again.

Riding companion KoroJ and I had a bit of a “burst” up the coast from Kaikoura to Kekerengu. A close call saw me nearly collect a faster-moving Cam Rusty as I moved out to overtake without doing a head-check first. Whoops. Sorry Cam.

We arrived at Picton in time to join the Bluebridge vehicle queue and chat with banditrider and Blue Bandito whilst waiting to board.

That evening was spent in the comfort of our own home, with the prospect of a sleep-in and a laundry clean.

Highlights for the day: Arthurs Pass to Springfield. Salt-and-pepper squid for lunch at Amberley. A sleep in one’s own bed…

Day 3: Wellington to Wanganui (200km)

All day to ride 200km. Easy peasy. And a chance to get the bikes washed and checked over before heading away.

The Easter weekend traffic out of Wellington was manageable, but steady in both directions. Fortunately we didn’t have to be anywhere in a hurry and were able to park up for a while at Bulls for a cold beverage and a sit in the sunshine.

We arrived at the Midtown Motor Hotel in Wanganui to find it amok with 40 12-13-year-old athletics prodigies from Taranaki. Fortunately they were receptive to a stern word from one of their supervisors and were largely tucked up quietly from 9:00pm.

While out for a pre-dinner constitutional, we noted a few of our number doing likewise or hitting up locals for instructions.

Highlights for the day: The weather and clean bikes!

Day 4: Wanganui to Kaitaia (770km)

Our designated check-in, Flag Four collection and departure point was from the bridge end of Victoria Street at 7:00am. It was dark.

It was at this point that the entourage was joined by nothing less than a Mini! A real one, not one of those German-built things. Highlander’s son and friend had driven down from Tauranga to complete the event with the bikers.

The early morning run up the Paraparas was outstandingly good fun. The big Yamaha was soon into its work and only overtaken by three other bikes en route to Raetihi. It took quite a while to run down and overtake the Mini – those boys could drive! The day soon brightened, with darkness really over by Opukungaro, and there was little wind or sunstrike to contend with at this early hour.

Flag Five collection was at National Park. Mrs H and I stopped shortly afterwards at the Out of the Fog Café at Owhango for a great coffee and the best feed of scrambled eggs on toast I have ever eaten – these were even better than the ones my grandmother used to whip up.

The whole length of SH4 (Wanganui to Eight-Mile Junction) is one of the best motorcycling roads in New Zealand. Today, apart from a stretch of roadworks at Horopito, it was at its finest. The early hour meant light traffic, and a slight overcast meant that the light was ideal for riding. No wind was an added bonus.

Our first fuel stop for the day was at Otorohanga. Flag Six collection was at Pokeno.

Today was the first time that I have ridden a motorcycle the length of what is called the Waikato Expressway from Huntly to the start of the Auckland motorway at the top of the Bombay hills. Cheesecutter central, and the Highway Patrol was out in force, even choosing to “hunt” from the comfort of the Hampton Downs overpass bridge. Tsk, tsk.

Lee Rusty’s directions for finding the Fort Street checkpoint in downtown Auckland were easily followed, where our Seventh and final flag was uplifted.

The Auckland motorway was rediscovered without incident and we were soon off and away northwards. This soon turned to pus at Owera, where a few thousand Auckland motorists had aspirations of leaving town for the Easter weekend. While we were able to avoid some of this mess, the narrow road from Orewa to Warkworth largely condemned us to pedestrian progress, sometimes literally at times.

It took us until after our Whangarei fuel stop to leave the worst of the cager nongs behind us. But by that time four days of the Mini Run and three days’ riding before that were starting to take their toll and we were in no mood to hurry.

Our last stop before the finish was at Ohaeawai for a leisurely icecream in the sunshine, whilst watching assorted emergency service vehicles race towards a major fire at Moerewa.

With only the magnificent Mangamukas between us and the finish line, our event was nearing completion. The Mangamukas didn’t disappoint. They were clean, dry and beautifully winding. Despite wearing a pair of semi-shagged Avon Storms, the Big Yamaha howled beautifully in what was a wonderful second-gear work-out.

Highlights for the day: SH4, scrambled eggs at Owhango, the Mangamukas.

Nerdling through Kaitaia, we were soon in the carpark of Collards Tavern to sign in with Lee, collect our tee-shirt and ride badge and down the evening’s first beer.

Then there was some serious debriefing to contend with over the official end-of-run dinner and “festivities”. What goes on tour stays on tour…

Once again a vote of thanks must go to Lee Rusty and his extremely able band of Rusty organisers. You guys and gals are quite simply an outstanding bunch of folk and it’s always a pleasure to ride with you.

Hitcher
30th March 2008, 14:41
A selected photo record of this run can be found here:

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/photopost/showgallery.php?cat=610

KoroJ
30th March 2008, 16:30
Excellent account Mr H. Your vivid word pictures make one feel like they were there!!!

Highlander
1st April 2008, 08:35
Good account there Mr H, like Koroj, at times I felt like I was there.

Daffyd
1st April 2008, 19:28
Great writeup, great pics. Makes me wish I was there. As the others have said, "Almost seems as though I was."

MaxB
1st April 2008, 21:19
Great write up. Cheered me up reading of your trip. Would love to have been there.
I had to content myself with a 2k Easter tour around East Cape on a 30 year old bike.

shafty
1st April 2008, 22:06
Great script Mr Hitcher Esquire