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huck farley
31st March 2008, 21:23
This guy must have some good shit in Motuaka, Surfing the net and found this in the Nelson Mail newspaper. Read on it's a real hoot!! Must have been an inbreed from Mot
Cheers
Huck

NZ man sentenced after claiming to have been raped by a wombat
March 27, 2008 - 3:51PM

A New Zealand man who claimed to have been left speaking Australian after being raped by a wombat has been sentenced to 75 hours' community work for his trouble.

Arthur Ross Cradock, a 48-year-old orchard worker, admitted in the Nelson District Court yesterday to the charge of using a phone for a fictitious purpose, after calling police with the message, "I've been raped by a wombat".

Police prosecutor Sergeant Chris Stringer told the court that on the afternoon of February 11 Cradock called the police communications centre, threatening to "smash the filth" if they arrived at his home that night.

When asked if he had an emergency, he replied "yes", Mr Stringer said.

On a second subsequent call to the communications centre, Cradock told police he was being raped by a wombat at his Motueka address, and sought their immediate help.

He called police again soon after, and gave his full name, saying he wanted to withdraw the complaint.

"I'll retract the rape complaint from the wombat, because he's pulled out," Cradock told the operator at the communications centre, who had no idea what he was talking about, Mr Stringer said.

"Apart from speaking Australian now, I'm pretty all right you know, I didn't hurt my bum at all," Cradock then told the operator.

Mr Stringer said alcohol had played a big part in Cradock's life. However, defence lawyer Michael Vesty said alcohol was not a problem that day.

Judge Richard Russell said he was not quite sure what motivated Cradock to make those statements to the police.

In sentencing, he warned Cradock not to do it again.

stuff.co.nz

Steam
31st March 2008, 21:33
Yep, i've worked on orchards, and the most mentally ill people, the most eccentric and crazy people who can't get work anywhere else, they work on orchards..
It's a hoot, but on a couple of orchards I locked my door at night and wedged it with a bit of 4x2 to stop it getting kicked open by the crazies.

The drug use rampant among orchard workers doesn't help either!
(not me though, I don't partake, makes me depressed and think too much.)

BIGBOSSMAN
31st March 2008, 23:34
Repost!

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=70288

scumdog
1st April 2008, 06:59
Repost!

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=70288


....and about a week or so back.

huck farley
1st April 2008, 08:15
Repost!

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=70288



Errrrr what an ugly Wombat. was looking in the Aussie papers on the Net and this story was also in the "Age" Melbourne's major newspaper a bit like the herald here. I bet the Aussies had a good laugh. The bloke who claimed to have been raped was obviously an Ocker.
Cheers
Huck

slimjim
1st April 2008, 08:23
[QUOTE=BIGBOSSMAN;1499203]Repost!

all that's needed is said

Skyryder
1st April 2008, 20:02
He should get together with the goat fucker. There's joke in there somewhere but so far it does not want to be found. Bit like these two.:jerry:

Skyryder